There’s this lazy-ass witch lying in a hammock with tits that are technically a health hazard, and somehow you’re the responsible adult in the room. That’s the basic mood. The whole world is this silly fantasy mix of horny monsters, smug magical girls, and weirdos who think “public indecency” is more like a dress code. You’re not just clicking through porn scenes, you’re actually juggling gold, energy and these four stats that sound like some RPG parody: Martial, Mystic, Charm, Trickery. It feels a bit like someone smashed a fetish VN together with a light strategy game and then just… kept all the horny parts. One run I tried to play her as a serious, powerful witch, always picking the smart Mystic solutions, and two choices later she’s on her knees worshipping a monster girl’s cock while her boobs jump up another cup size and I’m laughing at myself for thinking I had control here.

Calling it “breast expansion focus” is almost funny, because it’s not just a tag, it’s the entire spine of the game. Every run ends up turning into a science project about how far you can push those sizes before she’s basically a walking beanbag chair. The wild part is that the scenes change with her size, so a blowjob with small boobs feels totally different than the same encounter when she’s at “crush-her-own-face” levels. You get tiny details like her trying to hold her tits out of the way while she’s riding some furry wolf knight who’s way too proud of his armor, and then later that same guy just buries his hands in her chest and uses them like handles while you watch the text describe how she can barely stay upright. It’s ridiculous. It’s hot. It’s also kind of stupid in the best way. There’s a lesbian witch duel that turns into mutual groping in mid-air, one of those monster girls that’s more teeth and tongue than sense, and a smug noblewoman who switches from icy female domination to being bent over a balcony once you figure out which stat to poke her with. Sometimes you “win” a fight by outsmarting them, sometimes by letting her submit on purpose, because of course if she gets fucked, the stats get weird and the boobs get bigger. There’s no game over, just different flavors of “congratulations, you’re getting railed.”

If I had to give it a fake jam trophy, it’d be “Best Use Of Gravity As A Fetish Mechanic.” The way the writing leans into the size changes is oddly consistent, even when the tone is goofy. At low sizes, she’s flashing people just to get free drinks. At mid sizes, there’s a whole run where she’s stuck trying to squeeze through a dungeon door while a slime monster girl gropes her from behind and it takes way too long, text-wise, but I couldn’t look away. At stupid sizes, there’s a scene where she tries to cast a serious spell, trips over nothing, and ends up pressed into the dirt, ass up, boobs pinned under her chest like two living cushions while some armored monster uses her like a toy. I wished for an option to just leave her there for the rest of the game. The strategy side is simple but not brain-dead, like managing stamina in Hades but horny and slower, and you start optimizing which enemies you want to “lose” to because their dom scenes are funnier. Not every encounter lands, the humor sometimes feels like reddit cosplay captions, and there’s at least one exhibitionism bit in a city square that keeps mentioning the crowd but barely describes a single face. Still, it sticks in your head after you close the browser. That lazy witch, half-asleep in her hammock, tits overflowing her robe, asking if you really want to push for one more quest when she can barely walk? Yeah. Don’t play this on your work laptop. Actually, do. I dare you.

Eldmere looks pretty at first glance, like one of those shiny fantasy kingdoms from a mobile ad, but then you realize the whole place runs on control, sex and who’s holding who by the throat. You play this guy who crawls out of an orphanage and suddenly finds himself in the world of “Trainers”, which is basically nobility mixed with professional doms who smile in public and break people in private. Your job is to climb that ladder, one obedient girl and one fake-ass polite noble at a time. The game loves to tease you: big soft breasts pushed into your face while the girl is technically your “student”, that slow bending-over animation where you know it’s scripted but your brain still goes “wait, run that back”, and those outfits that are like three straps away from just public indecency. You walk through those gilded halls and everyone looks like a painting you should not be allowed to touch, but the whole point is that you absolutely are allowed to touch, if you play your cards right.

What got me hooked was how the sex and the power games are all tangled. You’re not just pressing “fuck” and watching a loop. You’re coaxing, threatening, rewarding, humiliating, and your choices actually twist how a girl looks at you later. There’s this moment where you’re “teaching” a noble’s daughter how to behave at a ball, which sounds boring, and then suddenly you’re using her mouth as a lesson in obedience while she still tries to keep that perfect-lady smile. She’s got this massive chest squeezed into some ridiculous corset, and you decide if she ends the scene proud of serving you or crying because you pushed too far. Then later you meet her again and she remembers. Small facial expression changes, how quickly she kneels, whether she teases you with her ass while pretending it’s “an accident”. Stuff like that feels way hotter than just another hentai loop on auto-play in VLC.

The world itself is kind of messed up in a good way. Beauty is a weapon, and everyone knows it, so the girls flaunt it like currency. You’ll have a courtesan with a perfect round ass sitting on your lap, whispering palace secrets while you’re trying not to stare down her cleavage too obviously. The game almost trolls you with how often it puts big tits right in the camera for no real reason, like “oh, you were listening to the political plot? Here, have some nipples pressed under silk to ruin your focus”. I wish some scenes were less talky in the middle, like the pacing goes horny, horny, horny, then ten lines of lore about who owns what estate and which Trainer betrayed which mistress, and I’m just sitting there drinking cold coffee like, yeah yeah, please get back to that maid who “accidentally” brushed her ass along my cock under the table. Also there’s this one background loop in a fancy hall that plays too often and now my brain associates it with getting teased and never quite finishing. But then the game throws another scene where a shy servant girl, who was barely making eye contact before, starts grinding back against you, tits bouncing while she pretends she’s just “adjusting her stance”, and you forget the complaint instantly. It’s classy and trashy at the same time, like someone glued a porno behind a stained glass window and gave you the key to walk in.

Teddy’s life starts in that weird gray zone where you’re not really a kid anymore, but people still treat you like one, and the only person who actually gives a damn is Sofia. She takes him in, plays the caring adopter, all gentle smiles and tight blouses that can barely contain those massive tits, and at first it really feels like she’s just trying to do the right thing. Then the touches start to linger. The hugs last a bit too long. Her hand “accidentally” brushes his crotch when she squeezes past him in the hallway. You can almost smell the moment this crosses the line from family drama into “oh shit, this is getting seriously dirty” and the game just leans into it without pretending to be classy. One night she shows up at his room in a half-open robe, nothing under it, asking in that fake innocent tone if he’s having trouble sleeping. Yeah, that scene hooked me instantly.

The corruption angle is slow enough to make you twitchy, but not so slow you get bored. She starts off teasing like crazy. Bending over right in front of him so that big ass fills the screen, pretending she’s “just cleaning”. Stretching with her arms up so the shirt rides up, soft belly and sideboob flashing, and her armpits on full display if that’s your thing. There’s one animated scene where she traps his head between her tits like some kind of mercy kill, rubbing her huge boobs over his face while she bites her lip and makes those ahegao faces that are way too filthy for how soft her voice sounds. At one point she casually starts masturbating on the couch while “watching a movie”, barely covered by a blanket, and you see Teddy just freeze there, trying not to stare at her fingers sliding between her legs. Of course he stares. Of course she notices. She pretends to scold him and then makes him sit closer. I liked that a lot. Actually I hated it. Whatever.

When things finally snap, it’s not romantic at all, it’s messy and horny and awkward like it should be. She strips for him, slow and mean, talking him through every piece of clothing coming off, almost like she’s testing how far she can drag him down with her. There’s titfucks where she pins him down and rides his cock with those big tits like she’s been waiting years for it. Vaginal sex scenes that focus on that moment she shifts from “this is wrong” to “I’m not going to stop”. There’s this wild little armpit sex scene that feels like the dev went “fuck it, I’m doing my fetish today” and honestly, respect. The teasing never really stops, even when they’re already fucking. She keeps twisting the knife, calling him her good boy while she moans with that ridiculous ahegao face and messy hair. The stripping, the way she uses her body, the way she looks too put together and then suddenly not at all, it sells the whole milf corruption vibe better than most games trying to be deep. I only got annoyed that her phone notification sound in one scene is the same default Android chime as mine and now I get horny every time Telegram pings, which is honestly not helpful at all.

This thing feels like someone mashed a horny furry VN with an old RPG they loved a bit too much, then said “ok but what if every fight could end with me getting railed instead of a game over.” You land on this continent full of huge guys with bigger asses than sense, all sorts of monsters and beastmen and weird in-betweens, and somehow every conversation is like one wrong sentence away from turning into porn. In a good way. Mostly. I play on mobile and it’s one of those games where you tell yourself “just one more quest” and suddenly you’re sitting there trying to position your thumb just right so you can still see the CG while you tap through the text. Firefox on Android handles it fine, in case you’re curious, but Kiwi browser lagged hard when the big battle scenes started throwing sprites around. Not gonna pretend that didn’t kill the mood one time when I was trying to screen-capture a perfect cumshot frame and the animation stuttered.

What I like most is how the game doesn’t hurry to put you in some god-chosen-hero box. You’re this outsider, yeah, but at the start you’re just some dude who keeps accidentally flirting with everyone. Then you get into your first proper turn based combat and suddenly the stakes are “do I actually try to win or do I let this horny plant-creature choke me out so I can see what kind of bad ending CG they stuck in here.” Lost on purpose to a wolf guy, not gonna lie, because the way the text was teasing “some foes might have their own idea of a reward” was too on the nose. The CG that popped up? Worth it. Big muscular furry body pinning you down, tail in your face, and the camera angle makes his ass look like it could smother you. I grabbed that frame, cropped it in Gallery, then shoved it into a dedicated folder in Simple Gallery Pro where I keep my “repeat fap” gifs. Still annoyed there’s no in-game gallery filter for who topped who though. You have to remember which quest line led to which guy and scroll like a caveman. No tag like “monsters that broke my back” or “sweet bois I accidentally dommed,” nothing.

The sandbox part is messy in the good kind of way. You wander, talk to someone, suddenly they dump a personal quest on you, and three hours later in real life you realize that one stupid choice you made with a drunk lizard dude changed what kind of scene you get with that smug knight furry in the next village. One time I went full nice guy with everyone, stacking CHA like a himbo, and yeah it opened some really tender gay scenes, cuddles, slow grinding, that stuff that makes you unexpectedly emotional with your dick still out. Next run I acted like an irresponsible brat, chased every monster who looked like he skipped leg day and glutes day in favor of ass day, and the tone was way rougher. Same character, different outcome, different CG. The game quietly remembers you said or did some shit ten quests ago, then later you’re bent over a rock getting pounded and the text throws a line like “this is what you wanted, isn’t it?” and you’re like… yeah ok, fair. I wish they would fix the tiny UI buttons during dungeon movement on phone, because trying to maneuver with on-screen arrows while your free hand is busy is, uh, not great, but they won’t and I already made peace with zooming in like an idiot. Still, when a boss monster knocks you out, drags your body somewhere dark and you wake up naked in a CG scene that goes from “oh no” to “wait, don’t stop” while you’re frantically spamming the screenshot button to catch the exact frame where he pulls your hair and your eyes roll back, you kinda forget about all that.