A shy film nerd walks into Oakheart and pretends he owns the place. That is more or less the whole vibe here. On the surface he is this confident, flirty guy who always has a line ready and never seems bothered, but the game keeps reminding you he is basically hiding behind that act. You are not some musclehead jock, you are the guy who notices camera angles in porn and remembers who framed which shot in some art movie. And the fun part is how the game mixes that with all the heavy sexual content. Most of the erotic scenes feel like little “movies” where you are very aware of where your eyes go: the curve of a huge ass squeezed into a skirt that is absolutely not regulation, the way her tits strain against a blouse when she leans over your desk, small stuff like how her breathing changes when your hand slides under her shirt. It is horny as hell, but also kind of… methodical about it, in a nice way.

The school setting is mostly an excuse to throw you into different “routes” with these girls. One girl treats you like a casual buddy, but then you find her practicing lines alone in a rehearsal room and you can literally choose to stay hidden and watch or step in and talk. I picked voyeur mode first and the game did not hold back. She bends over to pick up her script, skirt lifts, you get a slow animated look at her panties riding up between those cheeks, and the camera just stays there a bit too long. Later when you finally get with her, there is this blowjob scene in a stairwell where her lipstick is already smeared from kissing, and she goes all in, hand wrapped tight around your shaft, drool running down, her head bobbing in this smooth loop that feels like it was made to ruin self control. The animation is actually super expressive, especially when they swallow or gag a little. And at the same time, the game wants you to care about her insecurity about being watched, which is kind of ironic, considering how often you are literally watching her without asking.

Since it is built for mobile, scenes are cut into nice “snack” chunks. Short classes, a quick choice screen, maybe you get a kiss in a quiet corner, maybe you get your cock stroked under the table while pretending to listen to some boring assignment. The leveling is this soft relationship grind: text her on your phone, pick teasing or sweet replies, unlock affection milestones. Sometimes you need enough points with one girl before the game lets you see her more explicit stuff, so you are basically farming romance to earn a new sex scene. I liked that, but at some point I realized I was just spamming every flirty option, not because of character feelings, but because I wanted to see her tits bounce in that next animated loop. There is this one moment where you wake up with a girl in your bed, her huge chest pressed into your side, and you can choose to slide your hand down her stomach slowly, teasing, or just go straight between her legs. I tried both. The slow route gives a really tender vaginal scene with lots of kissing, her legs locking behind your back while you move inside her, and she keeps whispering your name. The direct route turns into a rougher fuck where she clings to the sheets and moans loud enough you start checking your volume like an idiot, hoping no one hears. Sound design really sells it, by the way. Moans are not that generic stock stuff you hear in cheap games; sometimes they crack, sometimes she catches her breath mid sentence. It is pretty hot. There are little things that annoyed me, like how the UI button for skipping sometimes sits right where your thumb naturally rests and you accidentally jump past a teasing line of dialogue you actually wanted to read, but yeah, that is never getting fixed and I keep tapping there anyway. Honestly, the mix of big tits nearly popping out of school uniforms, secret handjobs in quiet halls, interrupted blowjobs in dark corners, and those rare “oh shit, I actually care about her” romance scenes makes the whole thing feel messy in a human way, not clean or perfect, which somehow fits this MC who keeps faking confidence while stuffing his head with sex and lies.

Judas Ghost feels like someone smashed together a horny dating sim, a Scooby Doo episode that forgot it was for kids, and one of those old point & click games where you spend ten minutes clicking a plant because you just know there is something there. The whole thing happens inside this rich-people mansion that looks nice on the surface, but the longer you wander around, the more it feels like the house is… watching. You move room to room, checking what changed between day and night, and half the time you’re just waiting for some ghost girl with huge tits to float in and ask you why you’re ogling her ass instead of solving the “mystery.” Which, by the way, I kept forgetting about because there’s a lot of teasing and grabbing and “oops I dropped this, can you pick it up” type stuff. Very scientific horror vibe.

What hit me first was how horny the game is without playing the usual “you must grind affection for 40 years before anything happens” crap. You chat a bit, mess around, maybe choose the flirty option instead of the polite one, suddenly you’re in a corridor where a transparent girl with a ridiculous body is pressing herself against you and asking if humans can really feel ghosts touching them. And if you click the right spot, yes, yes they can. There’s an early moment where you’re supposed to be looking for some key, but the only thing I remembered later was getting a slow, sloppy blowjob from a ghost on a staircase where anyone could totally walk by, and the game even lets the camera linger on the spit and her hand twisting at the same time. Very classy. Very not classy. Both at once. Also there is this one scene where a “totally normal” massage turns into groping her ass under the towel, then she suddenly reaches back and strokes you through your pants like it’s the most boring thing in the world. I replayed that more times than I want to admit just to see how far I could push the dialogue before she calls you out. She never really does. That’s more scary than the paranormal stuff honestly.

The sandbox part can be a bit of a clown show. One night you’re trying to trigger some romantic scene in the garden, but you miss a tiny clickable object and end up in your room jerking off alone because you found a hidden item that starts a masturbation animation instead. It’s animated nicely and all, with that slow build-up, your hand speed changing, the camera cutting to the porn mag or phone or whatever, but I still yelled at my monitor like, “I didn’t want a solo scene, I wanted ghost titties!” Then I did it again, because the facial expression at the end is really good. There’s money to earn and outfits to buy, and I swear I spent more time choosing lingerie for one girl than I ever spent picking clothes for myself in real life. Some outfits barely cover the nipples, some push that huge ass in your face, and when you finally walk in on her at night wearing it and pretending she didn’t dress up just for you, you can go from soft flirting to full-on oral in like three clicks. Sometimes the romance actually lands and you get these surprisingly sweet talks about death, loneliness, all that, then five seconds later she’s moaning with her mouth full of your cock, drool on her chin, your hand in her hair. I kind of wish the mystery of the mansion went deeper, but it probably won’t and honestly I kept getting distracted by the way one of the girls rides you in the guest bedroom, tits bouncing, her ghostly body flickering like the light can’t keep up with how hard she’s fucking you. Anyway, if you like big tits, big asses, paranormal bullshit and point & click “where the hell is that hidden thing” energy, this one crawls under your skin in a filthy way.

You know that feeling when your calendar hits “International Talk Like A Pirate Day” and you kinda want a game that actually leans into it, but also rails you into next week? Lusty Buccaneers is exactly in that stupidly specific overlap. It pretends to be about treasure and adventure, but after the first ten minutes it’s very clear the real loot is ass and humiliation. You’re this rookie pirate, supposedly “future legend of the seas”, and the first thing you actually do is get bullied by a captain with tits that should honestly have their own wanted poster. She talks like a mix of dominatrix and HR manager from hell, tells you to kneel, calls you useless, then gives you a “private examination” in her cabin that somehow involves a strap-on, your ass, and the word “crew discipline” said way too sweet. Loved it. Hated it. Still clicked every option that made her more cruel.

What I enjoyed most is how the game keeps pretending it’s wholesome shounen pirate adventure. You get this big world map, little sandbox vibe, random ports, “mystery islands”, new crewmates, some goofy parody of famous anime pirates with names just close enough to make you snort. Then the scenes hit. One moment you negotiate with a monster girl who looks like someone mashed a mermaid, a cowgirl milf and your search history from xVideos. Next moment you’re handcuffed to the mast, covered in milk and cum, while your captain makes you watch her get double stuffed by a pair of huge black pirates you “accidentally” recruited. It calls itself romance in the menu, but yeah, good luck staying pure. The corruption route is way too fun. I tried to be loyal, I really did, then the game throws a futa swordswoman at you with abs, a massive dick and footplay options and suddenly your “honor” is at the bottom of the ocean.

The multiple endings thing actually works here, even if half of them just feel like different flavors of “you turned into a perverted slave mascot for an all-girl crew.” Got a soft spot for the one where your pirate harem looks normal on the surface, but in reality every girl is sleeping with everyone behind your back and the game keeps dropping little voyeur scenes if you click the wrong cabin at night. There is this one early moment I keep thinking about, when you catch two crew girls in the storage room, one in full crossdressing outfit, giving a sloppy blowjob while the other milks her and laughs about how they’re going to “share you next.” You can walk away like a virgin idiot or stay and watch from a barrel. I left the first time, because I am dumb. Regretted it the entire session. Also the mobile version works suspiciously well, which is a blessing and a curse, because playing a POV anal scene with a corrupted student-turned-pirate on the train while pretending you are checking Spotify is absolutely a new low. In a good way. Sort of. I still think the crew management is shallow and the cuckold bits sometimes go a bit too hard, then again I click every NTR flag I find, so maybe that’s on me. Anyway, it’s the kind of filthy vacation island porn game where you promise to just “check it quickly” for stream planning and then suddenly you’re debating which futa captain you want to knock you up.

This thing starts pretty harmless: you’re a dude dumped into a new town, new school, trying to act like you’ll focus on “normal life” and not on every giant ass that passes in the hallway. That lie lasts about five clicks. The game is basically you wandering around a school and house and a few spots in town, poking at stuff, poking at people, poking at yourself in the shower because the so-called “quiet life” turns into a horny soap opera really fast. It’s all point & click, so half the time you’re like “ok, I’ll check the kitchen” and suddenly there’s your mom turned into a thick, animated wet dream, tits threatening to escape her top while she bends over some random chore that clearly exists only so your view gets full screen cleavage. It looks 3D, but not that sterile AAA style, more like weirdly plastic and shiny in a way that actually fits the porn vibe. Faces are sometimes a bit stiff, but asses jiggle in a way that had me forget how expressions even work.

The rhythm is kinda messy, which I weirdly liked. One moment you just try to find your classroom and the next you end up hiding a hard-on behind your school bag because the teacher calls you to her desk and leans forward like she’s doing a charity event for thigh lovers. There’s that sandbox thing going on, so you pick where to go in your day and who to “bump into”. I clicked on the bathroom at home just to see if anything happens, and yeah, it does: you catch your “relative” stepping out of the shower, towel barely hanging, steam everywhere, nipples clearly visible through the fabric, and the game just lets you stare too long. The MC comments like a horny idiot, and you get the option to stay and jerk off, which of course I pretended I wouldn’t do and then did anyway. The masturbating scenes are actually animated, not just static pics, so you see that slow handjob motion, his dick glistening, and you can almost hear the “this is a bad idea” thought die in his brain. I wish the sound design had more filthy breathing or wet noises, but whatever, my browser stayed open anyway. At one point I was in the living room, clicking around like a fool, and the milf in the house sat down next to me in a tight tank top, boobs pressed together so hard it should be against school rules, and when she “innocently” adjusts her top, it slides low enough that the areola pops for a second. I swear I rewound that with a quicksave like three times and then complained to myself that the game didn’t let me motorboat her right away, which is stupid, because slow burn incest tension is clearly the point here. But still, let a man dream.

What surprised me is that they actually try a bit of romance too, not just pure porn. You flirt, send texts, click the wrong answer and suddenly the girl with the perfect huge tits is annoyed and doesn’t give you that handjob scene you know is hiding in the event list somewhere. I got locked out of one scene because I forgot to talk to her at school in the morning, and I was more mad about that than about some bugs I hit earlier, like a loop where the day would not progress unless I clicked some random door. The school corridors are a circus of eye candy: short skirt here, tight jeans there, that one girl whose ass is so big the camera basically zooms in by itself when she walks away. Sometimes the timing is off, you get a build up and then the scene ends just when the milf is finally stroking your cock under the table and you think “ok, now she’ll finish me” and nope, fade to black, you’re blueballed and thrown into the next morning. But then a different day, out of nowhere, there’s a full handjob animation in the bedroom, her sitting so close you can see every little jiggle of her tits as she moves her arm, and cum splashes all over her fingers. It’s inconsistent, messy, horny as hell, a little broken, kind of like browsing incognito mode on Chrome while pretending you’re doing emails. Honestly it deserves a fake award like “Best Use Of A Kitchen Accident To Show Sideboob” because the amount of times “oops I spilled something” leads to curves on display is ridiculous. And yeah, I’ll complain forever that the main menu music sounds like a cheap loop from some free app, but the second the mom bends over in those yoga pants again, I magically stop caring.