Kasumi in this thing looks like she walked straight out of DOA and into someone’s filthy headcanon, and I kind of respect that. She’s got that soft face and then the dev went “ok, now everything else is pure porn”. Big tits barely sitting inside the outfit, huge thighs brushing together every time she moves, nipples almost cutting through the fabric when you zoom in. The camera isn’t shy at all. You’re not dealing with some slow tease where you need ten minutes of clicking before anything naughty happens. You poke, you prod, you drag, and the game reacts. Sometimes with a moan, sometimes with a sound that honestly feels ripped from a totally different scene, like they spliced Jaina’s voice in there by mistake and went “eh, close enough”. There’s sound, but it swings between “oh damn, that’s hot” and “why does she sound like she’s in a hallway in Orgrimmar”. Still, when you’re grinding her around, you stop caring about it pretty fast.

Bass shows up like this big wall of meat. Not even pretending. Dude feels like someone pressed “Garrosh but porn” in a generator and just rolled with it. Massive orc energy even if he’s not green. And once his cock is out, it’s just pure cartoon logic. Huge, thick, veins popping, tip almost the same size as Kasumi’s whole hand. There’s this moment where you line him up between her tits, and her big soft breasts wrap around him so tight the model clips slightly at the bottom. That tiny glitch made me laugh, then I did it three more times because the view from the top angle is fucking amazing. You can switch the position, shove her up against him, ride him, push her ass up, whatever, and half the fun is just seeing what will jiggle this time and what will bug out. I nudged her thigh a bit too far once and it snapped back like rubber, like old-school WoW ragdoll, and for some reason that made the whole scene feel even dirtier.

What actually surprised me is how fast the game gives control. No boring tutorial walls, no giant text blocks about lore or whatever. It expects you already know who Kasumi and Bass are, or that you don’t care and just want to grab her hips and start. You adjust angles, play with speed, listen to her breathing go from soft to full-on whimper when you slam her down. Sometimes the sound doesn’t quite match the motion, like she moans hard when you barely touch her, and then stays quiet when you’re pounding inside her. It annoyed me for one second, then I was dragging his huge cock across her big areola and watching her tits bounce and honestly forgot what I was complaining about. There’s this one shot, when you bring the camera low and see his thick shaft disappear between her thighs while her cleavage spills out, that feels like someone’s dirty World of Warcraft crossover fanart finally got budget. I kept waiting for something more “serious” to happen, like a plot or some clever twist, but no. It’s just you, Kasumi, this walking muscle tank of a man, huge dick, heavy tits, slick sounds in your headphones, and way too many ways to make her ride until your hand gets tired before the game does.

Game hits you in the face right away with Nel’s tits just kind of… there, wobbling in the dialogue box while she talks about totally normal stuff like “energy extraction” that is obviously just milking your cock. It pretends to be a normal visual novel for maybe two clicks, then the grind loop shows up and suddenly you’re timing clicks and watching a little bar fill up while Rukia moans in that fake “I hate this” voice that sounds more like she’s begging for another round. I tried to play it serious at first, reading the lines, then Orihime pops up with her boobs barely contained and the game basically goes “yeah ok, we all know why you’re here.”

Story is some half-broken parody of Bleach where you’re this random soul reaper dude who somehow has every girl’s attention and everyone is really confused about “spiritual pressure” but what they really mean is cum. You go from area to area, clicking on little icons, collecting points, unlocking scenes like it’s some gacha game where the only SSR is “Yoruichi on all fours with a tail plug.” The best bit is how lazy and honest it feels. Backgrounds are simple, UI feels like it was thrown together during a boring weekend, and then suddenly you hit a full CG where Rangiku’s huge ass is filling the whole screen and the game goes from “haha parody” to “ok I’m jerking to this for real.” I kept alt-tabbing between the game and Discord and somehow lost track of the plot like three times, but it doesn’t even matter, because every choice basically leads to more sucking, riding, or milking anyway.

There is this one tiny, stupid thing I can’t stop thinking about: the way Nel’s boobs squash slightly when she leans on the imaginary table in front of the textbox. They’re huge, obviously, anime giant, but the artist added this tiny fold where they touch, and it broke my brain for a second. Meanwhile Rukia is in the same scene, proportioned totally different, smaller chest but still not exactly “small,” and the script pretends like she’s flat. It’s hilarious. Half the time the dialogue feels like someone was writing while watching clips on another monitor, you get lines like “I’ll never accept this crude training!” and literally one box later she’s riding you, drool on her chin, nipples hard, asking for “more of that spiritual juice.” There’s a grind for “affection” that just means you click the same spot until a meter hits a number, then you get Yoruichi pinning you, purple hair all over the place, tits bouncing as she milks you dry like some smug cat goddess. It’s trashy, inconsistent, kind of buggy, I clicked through one box and skipped a blowjob line that probably was important but whatever, and I still kept going just to see how far they’d push Orihime’s curves before it turned into pure hentai nonsense. Spoiler: it hits that point fast and never looks back.

You wander into this little bar scene, kind of basic at first glance, and there she is at the counter: this cute girl who looks familiar in a way that itches at the back of your brain. Not some overdesigned hentai goddess, more like that one girl you always notice in the same Discord server, then suddenly realize you’ve seen her avatar everywhere. She’s clearly bothered by something, kind of lost in her own head, and the whole game basically pushes you into that “ok, I’m gonna talk to her or I’ll regret it forever” moment. From there it turns into this weirdly comfy mix of small talk, teasing, and slowly turning everything way hornier than it has any right to be. At the start her body looks pretty normal, on the busty side but nothing insane, and you’re just chatting, picking options, trying not to sound like a total creep. Then week by week, your little bar hangouts shift from “hey, how was your day” to “wait, were her tits that big last time?” and your brain is trying to focus on her problems, but your eyes are just screaming. Her chest swells, her ass fills out, clothes start losing their battle. The game kind of leans into that “oh god, it’s still growing” energy, and if you are into that, yeah, it absolutely scratches it.

There is this nice bullshit-free quality to it. No 40 systems stacked on top of each other like a gacha hell; you just go on weekly meets, watch her body change, nudge her personality, flirt harder, hit those horny choices and slowly push things from shy bar conversations to straight-up filthy stuff. One minute you are comforting her about how weird her body feels, next minute you’re watching her squeeze her own tits that clearly do not fit in that top anymore, and the writing does not shy away from the messy parts. There is cum, there is rougher stuff once you get her there, and when you finally push it to sex, it is not some gentle lovey dovey thing, it’s very “I’ve been staring at these massive boobs and ass for weeks and now I’m just going to fuck you like I mean it.” When the release hits, the game actually lets it feel heavy and sticky, like you painted her with it, instead of just one lame little line of text. But yeah, it is short. Like, almost annoyingly short right now. You get into the groove, her curves finally go from “big” to “cartoonishly huge” and then scene, credits, thanks for playing. Some choices feel like they will matter a lot more than they actually do, and you can kind of tell this is early build stuff. I kept waiting for her wardrobe to react more to the body changes too, not just “slightly tighter version of same outfit”, but the game never fully goes wild with that yet and it lowkey bugs me more than it should. Still, for something this new and unpolished, the pacing of the growth is weirdly addictive, like checking the same subreddit every day just to see if someone posted new expansion art. It’s raunchy, it’s clumsy, it knows exactly what fetish it wants to feed, and it doesn’t pretend to be anything deeper. You meet a troubled girl at a bar, watch her tits and ass blow up over time, talk her through it, then absolutely ruin her with sex. Honestly, that’s the whole charm.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.