Not even sure why I clicked on that thumbnail, maybe boredom or curiosity, but this thing went way further than I expected. It’s weird how they made Samus look both powerful and humiliated at the same time - like she’s still that cold bounty hunter under all the mess, but the game keeps pushing her into situations that feel filthy in a way that’s almost hypnotic. You start thinking you’re just clicking through another cheap parody, then suddenly you’re adjusting sliders for things you didn’t think you’d ever have control over. There’s something so wrong about it, yet it’s done with a confidence that makes you forget to question it. I don’t even know if that’s good or bad.

The controls are clunky sometimes, especially when you try to switch between the toys - the physics go crazy, and I laughed instead of getting turned on. But then again, when the tentacles start moving in sync with her breathing, that laughter dies real quick. The sound design is grossly effective: too wet, too close, like someone’s recording from inside her throat. I kept muting it and unmuting again because silence felt even dirtier. The “pee” option caught me off guard; I thought it was a joke setting until I saw how detailed the animation was. Maybe too detailed. And the cake thing? I still don’t get it, but it sticks in your head like a smell you can’t wash off.

I guess what hits hardest is how the game doesn’t pretend to be anything noble. It’s pure control fantasy, ugly and honest. Sometimes she looks back at the camera and there’s this flicker - maybe shame, maybe pleasure - and I can’t tell which one turns me on more. The UI is garbage, but you end up forgetting about it, just lost in rhythm and skin and that awful metallic echo when she moans. I closed the tab, opened it again ten minutes later, and hated myself slightly less the second time.

Naruto porn games are usually lazy click-and-fap stuff, but this one goes for that shitty manipulative fantasy where you show up in Konoha like some rando “agent” and start gaslighting Ino Yamanaka with fake orders from the Hokage. You’re not some heroic ninja, you’re basically a porn bastard with a mission: talk her into spreading her legs because “village duty” and “future generation” and all that bullshit. The whole loop is you poking at her pride as a kunoichi, stacking psychological pressure until she cracks. It actually leans hard into that mindgame vibe: you’re not seducing her with flowers, you’re hammering on “mission success” and “dishonor” until she’s cornered. Kind of fucked, kind of hot, very on-brand for shady flash stuff hiding in the sketchy corners of the internet where half the ads are fake virus popups and the other half want your credit card "for age verification".

Once you get through the talking, it stops pretending to be anything but hentai. Ino is written as proud and suspicious first, then slowly more nervous, then suddenly way too obedient, and yeah, the pacing of that switch is janky as hell but it works in this horny cartoon way. You push her, she hesitates, you say the Hokage gave “direct orders”, she imagines failing the village, and that’s when she starts letting you touch her. The first time her panties come off feels like the game’s “okay, now we’re doing this for real” moment. There’s that click where she still looks like she doesn’t fully buy your story, but her body is already offered up because mission > personal doubts. You get her bent over, big ass up, classic doggystyle angle, and the whole thing turns into this rhythm of you fucking her and barking about how full your balls are and how she better take all your sperm for Konoha. It’s crude as hell, but that’s the point. Creampie hits like the only possible ending: you shove your cock deep, dump everything inside, and the game sells it as “optimal pregnancy conditions” while you’re basically just enjoying painting her insides.

What I liked way too much is how the dialogue almost sounds like some dude who watched Naruto subbed on a bootleg site and then wrote fanfic at 3% literacy. There are weird phrases, slightly broken logic, and that fake-official mission vibe that feels like an edgy 2009 DeviantArt RP that never ended. At the same time, some lines repeat a bit and you feel the flash roots, like the dev just copy-pasted and hoped your dick was too busy to complain. There’s no big branching route, no morality path, no “good guy” option. It’s straight up manipulation, sex, big cock in tight blonde kunoichi, doggystyle, cumshot, creampie, roll credits. I kinda wish there was one tiny alternate reaction where she calls your bluff and you actually have to sweat for it, but it stays on rails and never cares what I think. Still, when you’re pounding her and the text keeps insisting she has to “accept all your seed for the sake of the village”, it has that dirty, trashy underground feel that Pornhub comments pretend to hate but always upvote. It’s not pretty, it’s not clever, but if you want to be the asshole stranger in Konoha ruining Ino’s day with fake Hokage orders and a loaded cock, it absolutely lets you.

Sonia Blade walking into this thing like she owns the whole damn arena, only this time she’s not throwing kicks, she’s dropping to her knees. That contrast is what got me. You see her in that tight green outfit, all proud, all military mama, then boom, the game just turns her into this sloppy little cum-hungry toy and she still tries to keep her serious face. I was snorting at my screen like, sis, you are not intimidating with a mouth full of cock. The setup is simple as hell, no fake epic story, no long speech, just: here’s Sonia, here’s a thick dick in her face, you know why you’re here. And it works, in that cheap porn way where you kinda laugh and jerk off at the same time. It feels like a bootleg Mortal Kombat porn parody that somehow got lost and ended up as a browser game, which honestly is a compliment in my book.

The blowjob part is where the game actually gets kind of delicious. Her lips wrap around the shaft, and she starts working it with that mix of “I’m a trained soldier” and “I forgot what oxygen is.” The stroke rhythm is very simple, but it gives you enough control to play around. Deepthroat moments are the best bits: her throat bulges a little when you push too far, her eyes water just a touch, and sometimes she looks up like she’s about to murder the man and still keeps sucking. That tiny stare, right when her mascara looks like it wants to quit, is stupidly hot. There’s this one moment where you hold her head down just long enough and her cheeks hollow and she twitches like she’s torn between gagging and moaning, and I swear, that alone made me forgive the kinda janky animation on her hair. Her ponytail moves like it’s glued to a rock, and it annoyed me once and then I forgot because I was busy forcing her head down again. The sound is trashy in a good way, wet slurps, little muffled noises, nothing “cinematic,” just porn sounds. Sometimes the timing feels off, like her moan doesn’t totally match what you’re doing, but honestly, once the cock disappears into her throat, you stop caring about sync issues real fast.

The cumshot options are what pushed it from “ok porn game” into “oh girl, I’m bookmarking this mess.” When you finally blow, you can paint that blonde face like she just lost the most erotic fatality of her life, or shoot it right in her mouth and watch her struggle to swallow. When you go for the facial, it hits her lashes, drips down her nose, streaks over that perfect lipstick, and she blinks through it like a pissed-off goddess covered in jizz. Mouth finish is even better, because she opens wide, tongue out, thick white load sliding over it, and then she does this little half-satisfied, half-ashamed expression that made me cackle. She looks like she wants to shout “for Earthrealm” but it comes out as a wet gulp. I kinda wish there was more rough control, like slapping or proper domination tools, but whatever, not happening here. This thing is laser focused on her getting used like a Mortal Kombat trophy, and for a cheap filthy throat-worship session with a famous blonde warrior, it hits exactly the nerve it wants to hit, soft around the edges, messy in the middle, and nasty in all the right places.

Riven here is exactly the kind of horny disaster you see at a con hotel lobby at 1 in the afternoon already half out of costume. The game just throws you right in with her and her extra equipment, no slow build, no fake romance, just “yeah, she has a fat cock and everyone is gonna deal with it.” It actually feels like one of those scuffed fan animations you watch on Newgrounds at school computer lab with the volume off, hoping teacher doesn’t walk behind you. Everything is click based, super simple, but that kind of works, because you’re not here to practice e‑sports, you’re here to watch a very smug blonde problem-child from League get used and do some using of her own. The first time her dick twitches and that little animated loop starts, I literally said “ok, that’s cute” out loud. Then two clicks later it’s not cute anymore, it’s just filthy.

The vibe is very commission-core. You can almost feel the client note like “make sure we really see the cum” burned into every animation. There’s a tiny awkwardness in how it moves that actually makes it hotter for me, like those old Flash loops people would trade on USB sticks at cons. Blowjob scene hits pretty quick, and it’s not some artsy fade to white, you see her throat work, you see spit, you see her enjoying her own power way too much. Then suddenly there’s more bodies in the frame and you realize ok, we are not in solo territory, this is proper pile of horny idiots. The threesome bits are where it gets fun, because you get those angles where her cock is buried in someone, her own mouth is busy on another, and the animation just focuses on hips and balls and messy fluids. Sometimes it loops a hair too long and you start noticing tiny flaws, a weird hand, a face that twitches wrong, but then the cumshot hits and the whole screen feels like it was waiting for that moment anyway, so you forgive everything in one second. I wish there was better sound, or any sound that doesn’t feel like a broken panel at a small town anime fest, but the silence almost feels like you’re sneaking porn on your phone behind the cosplay repair table, so it made me laugh.

Gallery on space bar is such a “coder gave up on UI” move that I kinda respect it. It’s like: ok, you saw the ride once, now pick your favorite loops and just go to town. I kept going back to the angle where Riven is getting railed and still stroking her own cock, precum drooling while her partner milks the last shot out of her. Cum flies in stupid arcs, there’s no physics, it looks like someone squeezed a mayonnaise bottle, and it still hits. If you’re the type who always stops at futa Riven art on Twitter instead of scrolling, this feels like that art finally grew legs and started moving. I do wish there was more build up, some teasing, maybe a bit of rude banter, because in my head she’s a trash-talking top who accidentally gets turned into a moaning mess, and here we jump straight into the messy part. But then again, I said that and still kept clicking like a trained animal. You know exactly what corner of your brain this tickles. And if you ever walked through a con hall and thought “if that Riven cosplayer had a cock, I’d let her ruin my weekend,” yeah, this is pretty much that fantasy pressed into a little horny Flash time capsule.