Charlie in this thing feels like someone grabbed a cheap Back to the Future DVD from a bargain bin, got horny halfway through, and just never put it back in the right case. You start off with that whole “rocket to the future or maybe past, who cares” vibe, but it doesn’t really try to be smart about it. It’s more like: here’s a blonde who clearly has one brain cell and it’s dedicated to dick, here’s a time gimmick, now watch her solve every problem with her mouth or her hands. Which, honestly, is exactly what I wanted from something this stupid. The game kinda laughs at its own parody, too. There are these moments where the dialogue hints at the original movie lines, but instead of setting up deep lore or anything, it just swerves straight into “ok, now suck him off.” Feels like someone wrote it on their phone on the bus, horny as hell, then cleaned it up just enough to be readable.

The lewd pacing is funny. You barely click around and she’s already on her knees, like her default state is “waiting for a blowjob event to trigger.” It does that thing where the camera suddenly cares a lot about drool and tongue movement while she works the guy, then cuts to that slow build up before the cumshot like it’s the big emotional payoff. Sometimes the cum aim feels weird, like it’s almost too perfect, straight to lips or face or tits depending on what the scene is focused on. There’s this one bit where she’s jerking the guy off while talking about time travel nonsense, not really paying attention, and then suddenly she locks in like a porn aimbot and finishes him right when he hits the “88” line. I actually laughed. Also got kinda annoyed because her hand rhythm looks off to the speed of the guy’s breathing and it bothered me way more than it should. Still kinda thinking about that.

What sticks is how low-effort and filthy it is at the same time. No crawling through menus, no fake choices pretending to matter, just “click, blowjob, click, handjob, click, okay now he’s blasting on her face again.” The game knows she’s a cartoon slut and keeps leaning on that, like the more she travels, the more she just accepts that every timeline is full of guys who somehow need their cock taken care of before anything gets fixed. The tone jumps around a lot too, sometimes goofy parody, sometimes straight up hentai-style close-ups with her eyes glazed and mouth full. When she’s gulping down a load and then trying to talk right after, with semen still on her tongue, it hits that specific hentai energy where you kinda forget this started as a movie joke. It’s trashy, quick, horny as fuck, and oddly charming in the way it never pretends to be anything deeper than “Charlie rides the dick at 88 mph and history just has to deal with it.”

In the dim glow of a raucous tavern, an intoxicating orgy spills over every corner. At its center, two burly pirates are thrusting deep into their smoking-hot girlfriend, their bodies moving in rough rhythm while lust drips heavy from the tension. Her moans slice through the air as they switch between raw, pounding thrusts and teasing licks that leave her gasping for more.

Your task is to crash into this fiery scene and stake your claim, Challenge those pirates, push past them, and show exactly how you bring her to the edge.

This isn’t a gentle tryst; prepare for filthy, no-holds-barred sex. Big cocks plunge deep, chasing after juicy cumshots that stain eager skin.

Every moment drips with raw desire - every gasp, every slick stroke pulls you deeper into the madness.

Step beyond the spectator's role and become part of this frenzy. The only rule is hunger - yours and theirs.

So grab hold of your courage, unstoppered and ready.

The prize? A taste of hot, needy pussy ruled by two desperate men until you claim what’s rightfully yours.

While cruising down the road on this bus you won’t just be a passenger - desire ignites in the tightest of spaces. The cramped seats become a playground for secret pleasures.

See how these strangers lose all restraint when passion takes the wheel. Every glance hides a promise of what’s about to explode beneath the surface.

Navigate through the scenes with simple clicks or mouse moves, revealing deeper layers of lusty encounters. Push the meter higher with every interaction, driving the action toward explosive climaxes.

Be the one steering this erotic adventure, deciding when and how the pleasure unfolds. Feel the pulse of each encounter, captured in stunning 3D visuals that bring every naughty moment to life.

In this moving chamber of lust, roles blur and inhibitions fall. Passion runs wild between stops, turning every moment into an opportunity for raw, unfiltered pleasure.

The road to ecstasy is just a click or movement away, so dive deeper into this sinful bus trip. Every scene promises new thrills and wicked delights, all controlled by your hands.

Let your curiosity guide you through a series of intense, sexual moments that will leave you breathless.

This game transforms a simple bus trip into a steamy playground of lust and submission.

Link looks tired here in a good way, like that kind of tired when you already fucked the main princess too long and now your body screams for something new and a bit wrong. Midna shows up with that smug face, small tits, weird imp body and this “I’m trouble” vibe, and the whole game is basically you finding out exactly how much trouble she is. It feels like a choose your own porn route, but cut down to only the good parts, no slow build, no long dialogs, just: what do you want to do to her next, and where do you want to finish. I’d call it horny minimalism, if my English was better. You click, she reacts, her mouth, her pussy, her ass, all become like different paths in a short dirty adventure book where every page ends in cum. I spent way too long on the blowjob option only, because the way she looks up at Link while taking him deep, that hits some weird elf-imp brain button for me. Also, yeah, I keep typing “minda” by mistake and then laughing, so if you see it written wrong my brain did that, not autocorrect.

The funny part is, the game doesn’t pretend to be more than it is. You wanna make Midna masturbate a bit before you fuck her? Click. You wanna shove it in her pussy, watch her stretch around it, then change your mind and go for anal, like you’re flipping pages back and forth in some horny “turn to page 69” book? Go ahead. The transitions between positions are very direct, like the dev also has zero patience for teasing. One second she’s choking on cock, you switch, next second she’s getting her ass filled. I actually liked that it lets you choose where to shoot every time: facial, pussy creampie, ass creampie, even just paint her all over. It’s a stupidly simple thing but it makes you feel like you are directing a really trashy Zelda porno parody in your browser instead of just watching a loop on Pornhub. At one point I kept retrying the facial because I wanted that perfect “all over her smug face” finish and the button was a tiny bit off from where my mouse muscle memory expected, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I still did it like ten times. Story enjoyers, yeah, there is not much talking here, Link doesn’t say shit and Midna just moans and reacts, but as a long time choose-your-own-adventure nerd, this feels like someone ripped all the fluff out and left me only the branches that end with her stuffed and dripping. Zelda is mentioned like some old save file you don’t load anymore, and that’s kind of hot by itself, like you cheated on your own childhood game. In my headcanon he goes back to the castle with Midna’s cum still drying on his tunic and nobody asks anything.