Katarina in this game is that one toxic ex in League who somehow still owns your brain, except here she is on your lap, in your face, on your screen, everywhere. Not the knife-throwing version, but the "I got bored before the match so I’m gonna hunt some cock" version. The whole thing is built around this tiny slice of pre-battle time, like that moment in champ select where chat is flaming, but instead of dodging queue, Garen is dodging her boobs and losing hard. You basically get her in full redhead glory, that smug look that says she already won before you touch anything. It feels like the dev just went, "forget plot, here’s Katarina’s tits, do your worst," and honestly, they were correct and also completely wrong at same time.

What I like is how they play her personality with the POV stuff. You’re right there, like you’re the "lucky idiot" in Garen’s armor, and she knows she has you. She leans in, hair falling over her face, breasts right in front of your "camera", and she gives that fake innocent smile that every Katarina main uses before they KS your pentakill. Then she drops and starts working your shaft with her boobs, slow at first, pushing them together like she is testing your self control. It’s not just some random movement. There’s this one small animation where she squeezes her tits tighter and tilts her head up to look at you, red hair stuck to her cheek, like she is checking if you’re about to explode or still pretending to be Demacia noble. That stupid little eye glance hit harder than some full sex scenes from other games. Also her boobs jiggle in a way that made me pause, rewind, watch again. And again. And then get annoyed because her left nipple looks slightly off in one angle and my brain could not unsee it after.

The whole thing is basically one long titfuck, but it feels like the dev actually understood why paizuri is hot and not just "stick dick between boobs, done". She changes pace, uses spit, presses them so tight your screen almost feels heavy, then loosens, lets the tip slide up so it taps near her mouth, then drags it back down between her breasts. You get that sloppy sound when she speeds up, with her hair bouncing and that red fringe getting stuck on her sweaty skin. At some point she looks almost annoyed, like "why you not cum yet, idiot", and then she just goes full tryhard like a Katarina who finally got her reset mid fight. The facial at the end is messy as hell, thick cum running from her forehead down over one closed eye, dripping over her nose onto her tits, pooling between them. She even smears it on her boobs with her fingers like she’s proud of the mess, then gives this half-smirk like she already queued for the next match. I hate admitting it, but for a simple porn game about one redhead abusing her boobs on your cock, it made all those other LoL porn parodies feel kinda lazy, even if here there is basically zero actual "game", just you, her, and the most stubborn Demacian load in Runeterra.

This one feels like somebody ripped a dirty fantasy straight out of a Fairy Tail fanboard and turned it into a browser toy, then walked away halfway through and said “good enough”. You open it, you already know what you’re here for: Lucy’s blonde, soft-looking and stacked, Juvia’s the clingy blue-haired water girl turned pure sex, and Erza is that redhead war goddess who somehow looks even more dangerous naked than in armor. No preamble, no story, no attempt to pretend this is romance. You just pick a girl and she’s already balls-deep on your cock, riding like she’s been waiting for this since episode one. It’s crude, almost lazy, but in a weird way it hits harder because it doesn’t waste time. Like the hentai version of opening Chrome, smashing ctrl+L, typing “n.” and letting autocomplete finish the rest.

What actually works here is how each of the three has slightly different energy without the game trying to be clever about it. Lucy looks like the classic “I shouldn’t be doing this” type, tits bouncing everywhere, hair flying, that half-guilty, half-hungry vibe that fits all those doujins you pretended not to read. She moves like she’s trying to impress you, hips snapping a bit faster, boobs slapping against her chest in a way that’s just stupidly satisfying. Then you flip to Juvia and it’s like switching tabs from Reddit to Twitter: more unhinged, more clingy, eyes a bit too intense, like if you pull out she’ll break down. Her riding feels more messy, more “I need this dick or I’ll die”, and somehow that desperation fits her way too well. And Erza… yeah, Erza is the one you hover on for way too long. Red hair flowing, stockings hugging those thighs, big tits bouncing in that slow, heavy way that just screams “adult”, not teen girl fanservice. She rides calmer, more controlled, like she’s in charge of the whole situation and you’re just a very lucky toy. It’s basically POV worship of her body, and it works, even though you’re really just watching a loop repeat like a horny GIF.

There’s nothing to click except the girl select, no choices beyond “who do I want grinding on me right now”, no fake dating sim layer, no text boxes pretending there is plot. It’s literally a sex animation sampler disguised as a game, and sometimes that’s enough. Still, I kind of wish there was that one tiny extra touch, like a speed slider or a button to swap positions, something to reward you for actually paying attention instead of just zoning out like you do when you open Pornhub in incognito. The loop is good, the jiggle is nice, but your brain starts filling in the rest on its own: imagining Erza trash talking you, Lucy trying not to moan too loud, Juvia begging you not to cum in someone else. It’s fan-service in the most blunt form possible, with big boobs front and center, stockings hugging the curves just right, everything framed from your own eyes so you feel like the camera is your cock. It’s not smart, it’s not deep, it’s not even trying to be original. It’s exactly that one filthy browser tab you keep open way longer than you plan to, just cycling between the three girls like you’re flipping between apps on your phone, telling yourself “one more loop” while your hand already knows you’re lying.

Princess Zelda here is not the noble wise girl from the usual Nintendo stuff. She is passed out drunk on a small table like after some shitty village party, legs open, clothes still “kind of” on, and you are basically the invisible bastard deciding what happens to her. The game throws you right into it, no slow intro, just Zelda sleeping with that messy blonde hair and big tits almost falling out, and three guys already around her like hyenas. It feels like a nasty extra scene ripped out from Breath of the Wild, but more like if a horny modder went completely crazy after drinking too much. You’re poking, pulling, stripping pieces of clothing off, checking how the panties slide down her thighs, how the bra gets pushed under those tits. The sleep thing is weirdly hot and also kind of fucked up, she never wakes up, she just moans and reacts with her body. It’s like the game is saying “yeah, we know this is wrong, and you’re still clicking” and honestly, I kept clicking.

What I liked a lot is how everything is hidden behind clicks that are not explained. There is no big UI, you just tap around like some perv searching for secrets. You touch her boobs, they bounce, her nipples harden, a guy moves in closer. You rub her pussy, the panties slowly get shifted, then suddenly you’re looking at her shaved slit and already deciding if you go straight for anal first or not. That choice is funny because I kept changing my mind, going “ok pussy first, no wait, that ass is too nice, shit, go back.” There is this moment when you finally line her ass up and push in, and her sleeping face does this tiny reaction, like a half-frown, half-pleasure look, and it got me more than the full-on bukkake later. Speaking of that, the cumshots are everywhere, on her face, boobs, belly, and the game lets you overdo it until she looks like someone spilled a whole bottle of glue on her. I got annoyed that sometimes the cum doesn’t land exactly where I expected, I kept trying to cover one nipple perfectly and it always missed by like two pixels, and I still don’t know why that pissed me off so much.

Then there’s the futa thing, which is half hidden like some naughty Easter egg. You click near the bottle, suddenly Zelda has a cock, and it somehow fits her too well. Watching her sleep while her own dick is hard is a strange mix of cute and totally degenerate. I spent too long just teasing it, making it twitch while the guys still use her holes, because it felt like solving a small dirty puzzle: “how many things can be happening on this girl at the same time without the scene breaking.” When she finally shoots her load, it mixes with the other cum already on her body, and the whole screen looks like a porn painter lost control. It’s not a complicated game, it’s literally just clicking and dragging and trying different spots, but the way it’s built makes you feel like you found some forbidden Zelda cartridge under your bed when you were a teen, only this time you actually get to see her fucked unconscious and drained from both ends. I kind of hate how much I liked it.