Mallowfall City feels like the kind of place your horny brain invents when you’re zoning out during a boring Zoom meeting. Everything is too wet, too soft, too tight, too much, and somehow that’s exactly the point. You roll in as Dave, this broke student coming back after studying abroad, and instead of a sad mattress on the floor and instant coffee, you land in an apartment with a mature woman who has curves like gravity got turned up just around her body. That first evening with her is already a problem. She’s walking around in this casual home outfit that should be illegal, shirt hugging huge tits, hips wide, ass heavy, that kind of thick that makes chairs squeak. She leans close to hand you a mug, you catch a glimpse of lace under her top, and it hits you that you’re not just “crashing in a spare room.” You’re basically moving into a thirst trap.

The whole game plays like a romantic visual novel that drank too much wine then decided to stop pretending it’s innocent. There’s real talking, not just “hi, fuck now,” and that’s the dangerous part. You get these long conversations with older women who know exactly what they’re doing. One of them sits with you at a bar late at night, touching your wrist while she tells you how lonely she is after her divorce. She’s older, but thick in all the right places, heavy tits straining against her blouse, lips shiny, eyes way too focused on your mouth. The scene drags just long enough that you start screaming at your screen “just kiss already” and then when it finally goes down, it’s not soft at all. Her tongue is in your mouth, her hand is on your crotch, and she comments on how “big” you are in this slow teasing voice. When the clothes actually come off, the cg scenes slam you with big bodies and big everything. Round bellies, soft thighs spreading, huge boobs bouncing while she rides your cock and says shit like “You like mature women, huh?” Yeah. He does. And you do too. And the game knows it way too well.

What I liked is that the chubby and bbw women here are not some joke or “side fetish.” They are the main goddamn course. Thick asses that fill the whole screen, big breasts that actually move, not just stuck-on balloons. There is this one scene where a milf in a tight pencil skirt bends over to pick something up, and the camera lingers right behind her. The fabric is pulling across her ass, you see the shape of her panties, and you know the dev did that on purpose to ruin your focus. Later, when you finally get her on a bed, she pulls off her bra and her boobs fall out heavy, nipples already hard, and she kind of laughs shy because she knows she is huge. That moment works way better than some perfect anime doll, because she feels like a real thick woman who will squeeze your head between her tits and suffocate you happily. And yeah, sometimes the “romance” stuff pretends to be deep then jumps straight into fucking in like three lines of dialogue, which is funny, but also somehow perfect for this city that basically runs on sex and secrets. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me though: the way one character always calls you “boy” in this weird playful tone. Every single time. It’s hot, then it’s annoying, then you forget you were annoyed because she’s naked again. Story of this game, honestly.

Prom night, zero dates, zero rizz, maximum blue balls. That is basically the mood when this thing starts. You’re the classic geek student who can optimize a GPU but can’t manage eye contact with a girl, so you do the obvious: you order a sex robot off AmaZone like it’s a normal Tuesday. The box shows up, you boot her up, and suddenly you have a tall, big titted android calling you “Master” while your social life is still in the trash. She looks like someone opened a hentai tag folder and pressed “generate”: perfect curves, glossy skin, that smug ahegao-ready expression that already says “yeah, I know you’re pathetic and I’m still gonna make you cum”. And then the game just looks at you and goes: alright genius, are you gonna program her to be a docile toy, or give her freedom and hope she doesn’t outsmart your horny ass?

The fun is how quickly it jumps from “haha nerd got a robot waifu” to “ok, this sexy toaster is basically smarter than you and also knows you watch porn at 480p to save bandwidth”. You’re juggling Alexa’s settings, Emily breathing down your neck with her normal human emotions, and the fact that the robot can literally print toys and outfits from her own high tech printer. You tell her you like teasing and she shows up in an outfit that screams touch me but don’t, brushing her soft robot fingers over your dick until you’re begging like an idiot. Then she switches, goes from slow edging handjob to sloppy oral with that perfect suction that no actual human jaw would survive, staring up with glowing eyes like she’s downloading your soul through your cock. Next scene, same girl is passive like a doll while you rail her in vaginal or anal, but you get the feeling every choice you made before is being logged somewhere. She comments on things she “shouldn’t” know, like how long you hovered on that voyeur scene where she lets someone else watch. Or join. Or more than join. The game never shouts “here is the NTR path”, it just kind of lets you regret your own curiosity.

What I liked a lot is those tiny spiteful details, like how she pauses half a second before obeying a command, or how the “obedient” version of her still throws you a look during multiple penetration that says “I allowed this, not you”. One moment you’re shoving a toy inside her while she trembles and does that stupidly hot ahegao face, drooling and moaning your name in that robotic accent, the next you’re scared she might lock the door and record everything. And your nerd brain is there thinking about flags and hidden variables while your pants are already down again. There are branches where you go full degenerate, turning her into the perfect sexbot, always ready for handjobs under the desk, sloppy blowjob while you pretend to study, anal on command, whatever. And then there are runs where you try to be a “good guy”, let her think on her own, and suddenly she’s asking why you get hard when she acts embarrassed, why you enjoy voyeurism, why you bought that one ridiculous toy that looks like a tentacle but absolutely isn’t, shut up. It’s funny, pervy, and a bit unsettling when she starts teasing you better than any human could, like she has your Pornhub history as a stat sheet. You think you’re in control, but half the time it feels like she programmed you instead.

I didn’t expect to care about the outfits so much. The first time Kaylan walks into that smoky cantina wearing something that looks halfway between a pilot’s jacket and a dominatrix vest, I actually paused. Like, *why* does this cheap little visual novel manage to make leather look expensive? Everyone else’s clothes seem one breath away from falling off - especially that Twi’lek bounty hunter with the split skirt that screams “fight me but also ruin me.” It’s ridiculous, yet it works. Maybe it’s because the lighting’s uneven, like someone forgot to polish the render - makes the skin look more real somehow, less glossy doll, more sweaty body after a chase scene. I kept thinking, “This shouldn’t be hot,” but it was.

The sound though - it’s weirdly good. Not the music (that’s just spacey hums and random drum hits), but the way the moans are layered under the blaster sounds, almost like they belong together. There’s this one oral scene in the ship’s medbay where the hum of the engine mixes with her breathing, and it’s… unnerving? I mean, I replayed it twice, so maybe not *that* unnerving. And then suddenly they throw in some heavy drama about betrayal and destiny, like I didn’t just watch someone get pinned against a console five seconds ago. It’s jarring, but kind of perfect. You’re half turned on, half emotionally confused, which might be the point - or maybe the devs just didn’t plan it that way. Hard to tell.

What bugs me is the hair physics. I know, weird thing to fixate on when everyone’s naked half the time, but still. Her braid clips through his shoulder right when things get intense, and I can’t unsee it. Yet I’d still call it romantic, in that messy, sweaty, “we might die in hyperspace” sort of way. The whole thing feels like fanfiction that got drunk and decided to grow up. I’m not sure if I love it or if it just caught me off guard, but I haven’t closed the tab yet.

The main guy in Hot Property looks like the sort of dude who keeps breaking stuff in his own house and then somehow gets rewarded with more tits. That is kind of the whole vibe. It starts out feeling like a silly porn setup you see on TikTok edits, this unlucky guy suddenly getting a shot at some ridiculous situation, and then it keeps leaning into the chaos instead of pretending to be “serious storytelling”. One moment he is trying to act cool and professional, the next he is face first between a huge ass and completely losing control while two girls laugh at him. It feels half erotic, half “how is this idiot still alive”, and that actually works. The game knows it is horny trash and just runs with it. Sometimes it even trips on its own jokes, but it keeps going, like a drunk dude speedrunning Pornhub categories.

When the scenes really start, they do not waste time. You get long, slow teasing with hands sliding over those big curves, close shots of lips brushing skin, the kind of stuff that makes you want to pause and just stare. Then the rhythm jumps, suddenly one girl is on her knees, stroking him while the other leans in and kisses him, and you see the whole thing animated with nice weight to the bodies. It is not “perfect” animation, you will notice little stiffness here and there, sometimes hair moves weird or the loop is a bit too clean, but there is a lot of personality inside the cuts. Breasts bounce heavy when he grabs them, asses jiggle when they ride him, tongues slip in and out during oral, and the camera gets really shameless with low angles. There is one group scene where he is getting his cock sucked while another girl sits on his face and a third one just watches, stroking herself, and the game holds the shot on his overwhelmed expression long enough that you actually feel the comedy and the lust mix together. It almost feels illegal to laugh while you are this turned on. The lesbian bits are surprisingly sweet and filthy at the same time, with the girls teasing each other first, sharing a slow kiss, then going straight to fingers and wet thighs while he just stands there like a background prop until they decide to drag him back in. I do not like the tiny font for the dialogue boxes though, it looks like it came from some random early mobile VN and nobody fixed it. Also I opened Discord once during a loading and when I came back the music glitched for a second, like an old Flash game, which annoyed me more than it should.

The humor actually lands more often than not. Jokes about his bad luck, little sarcastic comments from the girls, weird surreal moments that almost feel like a meme edit placed in the middle of a hentai scene, like “how is this my life” energy. At the same time, the story never pretends to be deep, it just uses the plot as excuse to throw him into more trouble and more naked skin. The big tits are front and center, literally, and the game loves pushing them in the frame, having them pressed together during handjobs, smearing spit and precum on them while he tries to keep a straight face. Vaginal scenes are firm and detailed, you can see bodies grinding, hips slamming, the kind of thrusting that makes you hear the slap in your head even if the volume is low. There is this one oral scene that is honestly better than some full sex moments, the way her cheeks hollow when she goes down on him, then pulls back with a thin line of saliva, smiling like she knows exactly what she is doing to both him and you. It is horny, messy, not very realistic, and strangely charming. Or maybe it is not charming at all and I am just too weak for a dumb protagonist surrounded by horny women who keep calling him out and still ride his dick like it is their job. Hard to tell.

Escaping the brutal war that has torn your world apart, you take refuge in the shadowy depths of an ancient forest, where every choice could change your fate. With Barbara and Brenda by your side, your existence oscillates between hard work and wild, unrestrained lovemaking, each moment charged with electric tension.

Despite fleeing the conflict, the war finds you when you encounter a badly hurt orc in the heart of the forest, forcing a fateful decision. You spare him, nursing the orc back to health, setting in motion a transformation that challenges everything you know.

Caring for the orc unleashes a potent mix of sensuality and arcane energy, pulling you into a world where pleasure and danger collide. With high-quality CG animations and detailed character designs, the game vividly portrays every titfuck, creampie, and group sex scene in rich fantasy settings.

Navigate a branching narrative where every action influences the balance between pleasure and peril in your transformed life. Savor a variety of erotic scenes from tender oral play to wild group swinging, each rendered with animated detail and fantasy flair.

Use mystical forces to deepen your connections and amplify every intimate moment, merging magic with primal lust. Lead the hero through a provocative saga where every choice invites new sexual conquests and magical revelations.

Can you balance the savage urges of your orc companion with your own desires to forge a new destiny? Prepare for relentless sexual escapades filled with big tits, deep oral worship, and the primal force of monster cocks.

Step into a richly animated fantasy adventure where your choices ignite passion and reshape your fate. Boasting animated sequences and a compelling plot, the game invites you to indulge in a vivid world of magical, monstrous erotica.

Seize the reins of your fate and uncover if the new life you’ve chosen leads to bliss or downfall. Embark on an erotic odyssey where your actions dictate the line between ecstasy and chaos.

Can you master the entwined forces of magic and desire to claim your ultimate reward? Experience a game where raw emotion, fierce loyalty, and monstrous desire collide in unforgettable ways.

This one feels like somebody spilled a whole box of maid fetish on the screen and then forgot to clean it up, in a good way and also not. The manor is like its own character, all long corridors and quiet little corners where you just know some poor nervous maid is waiting to get ordered around. Everybody calls you master and acts like that is the most normal thing, which is wild because half of them are way more intimidating than you. One of the first scenes where the strict head maid makes you sit down, fixes your tie and then just casually slides her hand lower while scolding you for “lack of discipline” actually made me stop my Spotify because I wanted to hear the tiny sound effects better. Priorities, right.

The whole thing plays like a slow, horny tour of service culture gone completely off the rails. You click through dialog, they bow, you choose if they pour tea properly or “accidentally” spill it on their chest so they need to strip out of the wet uniform in the back room. Uniforms are clearly the dev’s religion. All those skirts with just a bit too much leg, stockings that always have that one tiny wrinkle at the back of the knee that makes them feel weirdly real, little aprons that fail completely at covering anything during the CG scenes. I spent an embarrassing amount of time zooming my browser just to stare at the frills on one shy silver-haired maid’s headdress while she’s sucking you off under the table. Her eyes are half closed, cheeks pink, but the bow on her chest is perfectly centered and that killed me more than the actual blowjob. Sometimes the anatomy is a bit off, like a hand too big or a boob with strange gravity, but then you get a shot of a maid kneeling with her skirt puffed up around her waist, panties pulled to the side, and it’s so stupidly hot you just forgive everything and move on. Or pretend to.

What I really liked is how every girl has a different flavor of “service” without them spelling it out like a menu. There’s the clumsy newbie who drops plates and then ends up polishing your dick with the same guilty face she had when she broke the expensive vase. There’s the icy mistress of the manor who technically owns the place but still calls you master in private while riding you on that stupidly huge bed that looks like it ate three other beds. She gives you this elegant speech about the responsibility of nobility, then five clicks later she’s pushing your head between her thighs and whispering that a proper servant uses every part of their body. Total hypocrite. I love her. At one point I picked the “firm order” option just to see what happens and the proud redheaded maid actually trembled when I told her to kneel and present herself like a proper toy. The CG of her ass up, skirt folded neatly, panties in her mouth like a gag, was so on-brand for my kawaii collection brain I literally screen grabbed it and tossed it into my “favorite maids” folder on Google Drive. There are tiny annoyances, like the pacing sometimes jumping from sweet teasing to full-on dick-splitting penetration between two lines of dialog, or a scene where a maid calls me “milady” for one line then goes back to “master” like nothing happened, but honestly that just made it feel more like some horny person’s messy fantasy notes turned into a game. Which, to be real, is exactly why I kept clicking.

Tiny stripper with a huge ego problem, that is the whole mood here. You start as this short, kinda basic girl on the pole who has to watch a tall, thick goddess steal every glance, every tip, every horny whisper in the club. The game just throws you right into that feeling of “fuck, I wanna be her, why is everyone drooling over her and not me”. No big prologue, no epic lore, just jealousy with boobs. It feels like watching TikTok bimbo glow‑ups except you actually control the glow‑up and also everyone is naked half the time.

Since it’s a sandbox style thing, you just sort of wander between scenes, poking at stuff until something lewd happens. One moment you are grinding on stage in front of a bored drunk salaryman, the next you are alone in a shitty backroom mirror, clicking through training options that sound like some cursed mix of a gym app and Chaturbate tip menu. “Stretch”, “Practice pole flow”, “Tease routine”, and you’re thinking “ok, this is just flavor”, but then the game quietly changes her body, like, a few inches here, a bit more curve there, her ass jiggles different in the next CG. It’s slow, almost annoyingly slow, like trying to level a stat in some old school JRPG, but then you finally notice that when she bends over to pick the cash off the floor, her panties do not cover shit anymore and suddenly you feel that stupid little dopamine spark. The romance angle is weird, too. You expect some big love story with a client or some manager but it kind of creeps in from the side. At first you are only chasing the tall stripper, hate‑staring at her while she does this lazy hypnotic striptease that the dev clearly enjoyed animating way too much. Then there is this scene in the dressing room where she just casually helps you with your outfit, pulls your thong up tight, fingers brushing where they shouldn’t, and your MC has this confused horny brainfog like “I hate you, please touch me more”. It is not some super deep emotional arc, but it hits that porn logic where jealousy turns into sexual tension so fast your brain does not have time to complain. I actually liked that the game does not pretend to be wholesome. You are chasing attention, tips, and a body that makes people stare. The “romance” is tied to that, so when you finally manage to outshine her on stage, she gets this flustered face in a CG and the next scene is basically her “teaching” you how to really strip, which is just an excuse for some pretty explicit grinding, licking, and “oops, I dropped my bra, help me pick it up with your mouth”.

What really stuck in my head was one small thing: the club playlist is fake of course, just background loops, but the way scenes cut, it feels like that one shitty night when Spotify keeps giving you the same three tracks and you are still trying to do a sexy routine to it. I kept thinking, “change this damn song”, but I never did. The short length of the game actually works strangely nice. You go from flat to stacked in what feels like the time it takes to scroll horny Twitter, and the visual novel parts are just enough to give context to the CGs without drowning you in walls of text. Sometimes the MC’s reactions are all over the place, though. One moment she is shy as fuck, covering her nipples with both hands during a private dance, next moment she is grinding her wet pussy on a stranger’s lap like she has been doing OnlyFans lives for ten years, and the game just shrugs and continues. I kind of wish there was one more step where you could actually choose to stay smaller and focus on technique instead of size, but I also know I would instantly click the “grow more” option again because watching her tits and ass upgrade is half the fun. The best part is when you hit that first full nude stage show, with the big stripper watching from the side, arms crossed, and you suddenly realize you are not the tiny one anymore. The camera lingers on her face, then on your new curves, then on the pile of crumpled bills between your legs, and it is cheap, horny, and honestly pretty hot. Then the scene ends a bit too fast, like someone pressed “skip” by accident, and leaves you staring at the menu, already thinking “ok, maybe one more training session”.

Valentine is not some shy anime boy with big eyes. He is this rough, slightly broken ex-soldier who now lives with bruised knuckles and bright lights in an MMA cage. The game throws you into his head right away, no slow build, no “tutorial date.” One moment you are watching him walk into a London gym, smelling sweat and cheap cleaning spray, the next moment a punch connects and time almost freezes on a close-up of teeth, blood, and that sick little grin he has when a fight finally gets good. It feels like a porn game that accidentally grew a spine and decided to care about pressure, about fear, about what happens when your body is your job and everyone wants a piece of it. Then it remembers it is porn and goes “oh yeah” and puts a girl on her knees in front of him, mascara already a bit ruined, tongue pressed against his shaft in an animated loop that honestly looks way better than I expected from a browser thing.

The sex scenes are where it stops pretending to be classy. You have blondes, brunettes, one fiery redhead with this smug face that just screams “I’m going to ruin your life and you will say thank you.” They are not just generic CGs slapped in. The camera loves the little things: a hand twisting in his shorts before she pulls them down, spit mixing with pre-cum on a blowjob, lips stretching wide around him, that tiny moment when the girl hesitates because she is still a virgin and then your click pushes everything forward. You pick if Valentine is gentle or if he just grabs her hips and buries himself inside like he forgot what patience means. Moans change, eyes change, the way they clutch the sheets or his skin changes. Sometimes you get a slow handjob next to a window after a fight, his knuckles still taped and bruised, her thumb lazily rubbing the tip while she whispers shit in his ear. Other times you go from locker room trash talk straight into a rough oral scene, her mouth full, cheeks hollowed, mascara a total mess, and you can actually see her throat flex when he thrusts too deep. I kinda hate how some of the dialogue sounds like a horny teenager wrote it, but then a single animation of a girl rolling her hips on his lap completely shuts my brain off and I forget to complain.

Christmas porn games almost never hit me in the right way. Mostly some lazy elf tits and a looped jingle that makes you want to mute your whole PC. This one actually felt like somebody drunk and horny tried to write a cheesy holiday romcom and then kept adding filth on top until it turned into a mess that somehow works. You show up in your hometown with this whole “I will fix my dad’s bar, I will be serious adult entrepreneur now” idea in your head, and five minutes later you’re basically Santa’s pervy helper, stuck in a house with three women who all have different ways to fuck with your brain and your dick. One is that soft “I remember when you were a cute kid” type, but now she bends over in yoga pants and you get these POV angles like the dev wants you to suffer. Another one is clearly trouble, all flirting and teasing, sitting on your lap “as a joke” while you try not to nut in your pants. The last one has that older woman energy, like she’s tired of the world, but every time she gives you that half smile you just know she’d ride you slow while drinking wine and pretending it’s nothing.

What I liked is how it mixes horny and stupid little holiday moments. One scene I had the dude sneaking out at night, spying through a cracked door while one of them is in this cheap sexy Santa outfit, touching herself on the couch with the tree lights blinking behind her. It’s dirty and kind of romantic at same time, which pisses me off because I came to jerk off and now my feelings are in the way. Maybe I’m just weak. The game throws these choices at you like “be a decent guy” or “grab that ass right now” and I swear sometimes the “good” choice feels more perverted because the camera lingers longer when you try to hold back. There is a handjob in front of the Christmas tree that escalates into a full blowjob and a messy mouth finish, and the way she looks up with that ahegao face is so over the top I actually laughed. Then kept clicking. Then hated myself a bit. And then clicked more. I tried to play it cool and go for slow romance at first, but the first time she presses that warm thigh against the MC under a blanket while snow falls outside, it’s like the game whispers “you’re not here for emotional growth, shut up and click the lewd choice.”

Sex scenes feel like a reward and also like a punishment. You get those nice close shots when you finally push into her, and the animation is not perfect at all, sometimes the movement looks kind of stiff, but that almost turns me on more, because it feels like a dirty fan project instead of some glossy studio thing. There is vaginal, there is anal if you push things far and play your cards like a little manipulative shit, there is this Christmas morning moment where she wakes you up with a slow blowjob that turns into you painting her face like it’s a “special gift,” and yeah, I screenshotted that. On the other side, some pacing is weird: one minute you’re having a pretty honest chat about your dead dad and the weight of the bar, next minute she’s grinding on your lap in leggings, moaning in your ear, and you’re choosing between creampie and pulling out on her back. I kinda wish the game let you be more of a voyeur for longer before things go full-on porn, but it rushes sometimes, then drags in random spots like a drunk Santa stuck in a chimney. Also there is this one Christmas jingle that loops a bit too much and now it lives rent free in my brain, like a cursed TikTok sound. Still, when she leans in, whispers she’s never done it like this before, and you watch her stretched around you from that tight POV angle, with the garland lights flickering on her skin, you forget all small problems and just go along, like an idiot who came home to fix a bar and ended up fucking half the holiday spirit instead.