Pussymon feels like somebody mashed a horny Pokémon fanfic with a half-broken RPG Maker project, then just went “yeah ok, ship it” and honestly, I kinda respect that energy. You jump into this whole Brutemon invasion thing, but nobody really cares about lore when the first “capture” ends with you pinning a monster girl to a rock and fucking her silly after throwing some weird orb at her. The world is laid out like a cheap adventure map, lots of tiny areas you poke around in, grabbing items, triggering goofy dialogue, and stumbling into fights that are mostly an excuse to unlock the next sex scene. Sometimes I was actually clicking through the quest text on purpose, because the jokes land more than they should, like the dev is just shitposting in the script and leaving it in. It looks jank, it reads like broken English in places, and somehow that makes the dirty parts hit harder, because it’s not polished porn, it’s like you found some cursed Newgrounds relic that never stopped updating.

The game keeps throwing new pussymon at you and they actually feel different, not just “same girl but recolor”. One is all smug and bratty and calls you a perv before she’s riding you raw five lines later. Another one pretends to be tough in battle, then in the animation she’s clinging to you, gasping and begging for more, tits bouncing everywhere while the loop kinda stutters. The animations themselves are simple but they focus on the important parts: close-up of pussy stretching around your cock, cum flooding out, their faces going from annoyed to fucked dumb. I had one fight where I barely won because I forgot to use a cheat and went in underleveled, then the reward scene was so filthy I reloaded and did it again just to see if I missed something. And no, I still have no idea what the elemental chart is doing right now, it feels like the dev ripped it out halfway and just said “I’ll fix later”, but the game still pretends it matters. I was laughing about that while browsing the Patreon page on my phone, not even for support, just to grab the cheat codes so I could stop grinding and go straight to bullying rare pussymon into surrender sex. There is this tiny sound effect that plays when you confirm an attack that drives me nuts and I hate it, but I kept clicking anyway, because the moment you get a new area and a new monster girl, that little brain itch kicks in again: alright, who am I fucking next.