Lewd Piece feels like someone smashed a horny fanfic archive, a janky phone RPG, and a cosplay convention together, then sprinkled it with just enough pirate logic to pretend it all makes sense. You are “captain” in the same way Odysseus was a loyal husband: technically true, but every scene is trying to seduce you away from whatever moral compass you had. One moment you’re choosing skills like you’re in some budget Persona menu, the next moment you’re staring at Nami’s tits squeezed into a maid uniform, offering to “help with inventory” while clearly meaning your dick. The game leans hard into that trainer fantasy: you’re not just managing a ship, you’re adjusting how obedient, perverted, jealous, or teasing your crew becomes, like a horny social link chart. I had this moment with Robin where I picked a dialogue option that looked harmless, just some smart-ass joke about ancient stones, and suddenly she’s pressing her big ass into my lap in the cabin, asking if you “need a practical demonstration about friction.” The writing is not subtle. It doesn’t want to be. It has the same energy as those old hentai OVAs where they pretend to care about plot for 20 seconds, then cut to a titfuck in the engine room.

What really killed me is how the game pretends to be about treasure, but the only treasure that matters is which scene you unlock next. You get these little sandbox vibes on mobile: hopping between locations, hitting the maid cafe “disguise” event, messing with your pirate harem schedule like you’re running a very horny calendar app instead of a ship. There is combat, turn based stuff, but half of the time I’m just clicking through because I know the real prize is when Boa Hancock shows up later with a “training session” that is literally her in maid cosplay riding you and calling it a lesson in loyalty. The sci fi twist with sex robots sneaks in like a shitpost someone forgot to delete: one second it’s pirate romance, next second you’re in a hidden lab deciding breast size in a character creation menu for a robot maid who calls you “captain” while giving a handjob, eyes rolling into full ahegao. It should feel totally wrong, but in erotic games logic this is exactly right. The cheating stuff is there too, quiet but sharp: you’re promising romance to one girl, then sneaking oral sex from another behind a door while your crew walks outside. The game even leans into voyeurism with scenes where you “accidentally” spy on Nami sucking someone off in a corridor, only for the script to twist it and put you in that place next time. It’s parody, sure, of One Piece and of dating sims and of all those grand adventure stories, but it’s also very clear what the real adventure is: every choice slowly shaping a crew that exists to tease you, fuck you, and trap you in a lewd little management loop where the biggest boss fight is trying not to open the gallery again.

Everyone already knows what kind of game this is the moment they see Cammy in that tight green thing and Juri smiling like she wants to hurt you and kiss you at same time, so I will just say it straight: this is basically a horny gacha dream where all the fighting girls you used to “pause” YouTube clips for are now in a city that feels like mix of shady alley, school hallway and cheap love hotel, and all of them want to test you both in battle and on the bed. You walk around this dirty neon street hub, one minute arguing with a drunk guy about fighting tournaments, next minute you are in a classroom with Mai pretending to be a teacher and telling you to “focus on lesson” while slowly opening her top, and of course my monkey brain just thinks “ok, pull again, I need the alt outfit where she has the glasses and the crop riding up when she bends.” I play on my phone in bed, on Chrome, half the time with Telegram notifications popping up on top of Juri’s face while she is literally riding you, and I still don’t close the tabs, just push them away like flies.

The structure is kind of wild. You got this turn based battle system that looks normal at start, but then you realize skills are basically foreplay. You choose stuff like “Taunt,” “Seduce,” “Overwhelm” and you watch the girls react. If you win, they strip in stages and you get new scenes, and sometimes if you lose they flip you, sit on your chest and turn the whole thing into a femdom punishment route where you are tied, gagged, and she uses your face like a training dummy. Cammy is the funniest to me, she acts all serious soldier girl, but her “finisher” when you max affection is literally pinning you on the locker room bench, holding your wrists with one hand behind your head while you are inside her, and she keeps thrusting down until she forces you to cum deep, then smirks when you see the creampie dripping out later in the shower scene. They even have a school rooftop event where she pretends it is “training” and makes you keep going without pulling out while some random NPCs walk under the roof, and the camera angle shows you her boots pressing on the fence while she squeezes your hand. And yeah, sometimes it goes full male dom too, like with Mai where you finally get enough affection and she drops the teasing and lets you slam her against the arcade machine, legs around your waist, the screen blinking “K.O.” behind her while you fuck her hard and finish inside. It is stupid, over the top, and honestly the reason I keep buying premium pulls even when I swear I will stop, because that one alt Juri costume where she does a footjob during the “victory reward” took me like 80 rolls and I hated every second and still did it again the next day.

The writing is all over the place in a good-bad way. One scene you have cute handholding and romance in a quiet street with Chun-Li, she is walking next to you in normal clothes, talking about how she is tired of being strong all the time, then you end up in a tiny love hotel room where she climbs on top of you and rides you slow, kissing you, lots of soft moans, she asks if she can feel you cum inside and you actually feel like, ok this is kind of wholesome. Then two clicks later Juri appears in some fantasy dungeon side quest with magic cuffs, zaps you with some weird power, and sits on your face until you can’t breathe, grinding on your tongue while she jerks your cock with one hand, laughing, then forces you to cum on her feet and tells you to lick it off. There is goofy humor around too, like a gacha banner literally called “MILF Crisis” where you can summon alternate Chun and a new older teacher OC, and they joke about the rates being worse than Genshin. I was on Discord complaining about my luck while watching the animated blowjob scene buffer, because my Wi-Fi decided to die exactly when Cammy is swallowing, and it froze on her cheeks bulging with cum like a cursed WhatsApp sticker. Combat balancing is kind of scuffed, some enemies just stun lock you, and status effects feel random, but honestly I only notice because sometimes I just want to rush to the next blowjob or toy scene. The one thing that annoys me is the stupid tiny UI button to auto-skip text, I keep hitting it by accident when I’m trying to tap her nipples during the interactive masturbation scene, then the whole dialogue jumps and I miss some dirty line I wanted to read again. I complain, but then they hit me with an exhibitionism event where you are in the school gym storage room with a girl on her knees, giving you sloppy oral while the door is half open, people walking by outside, and she tries to keep quiet but chokes when you grab her hair and push deeper. And of course I forget all the issues and open my wallet like an idiot for another lewd gacha pull.

There’s this lazy-ass witch lying in a hammock with tits that are technically a health hazard, and somehow you’re the responsible adult in the room. That’s the basic mood. The whole world is this silly fantasy mix of horny monsters, smug magical girls, and weirdos who think “public indecency” is more like a dress code. You’re not just clicking through porn scenes, you’re actually juggling gold, energy and these four stats that sound like some RPG parody: Martial, Mystic, Charm, Trickery. It feels a bit like someone smashed a fetish VN together with a light strategy game and then just… kept all the horny parts. One run I tried to play her as a serious, powerful witch, always picking the smart Mystic solutions, and two choices later she’s on her knees worshipping a monster girl’s cock while her boobs jump up another cup size and I’m laughing at myself for thinking I had control here.

Calling it “breast expansion focus” is almost funny, because it’s not just a tag, it’s the entire spine of the game. Every run ends up turning into a science project about how far you can push those sizes before she’s basically a walking beanbag chair. The wild part is that the scenes change with her size, so a blowjob with small boobs feels totally different than the same encounter when she’s at “crush-her-own-face” levels. You get tiny details like her trying to hold her tits out of the way while she’s riding some furry wolf knight who’s way too proud of his armor, and then later that same guy just buries his hands in her chest and uses them like handles while you watch the text describe how she can barely stay upright. It’s ridiculous. It’s hot. It’s also kind of stupid in the best way. There’s a lesbian witch duel that turns into mutual groping in mid-air, one of those monster girls that’s more teeth and tongue than sense, and a smug noblewoman who switches from icy female domination to being bent over a balcony once you figure out which stat to poke her with. Sometimes you “win” a fight by outsmarting them, sometimes by letting her submit on purpose, because of course if she gets fucked, the stats get weird and the boobs get bigger. There’s no game over, just different flavors of “congratulations, you’re getting railed.”

If I had to give it a fake jam trophy, it’d be “Best Use Of Gravity As A Fetish Mechanic.” The way the writing leans into the size changes is oddly consistent, even when the tone is goofy. At low sizes, she’s flashing people just to get free drinks. At mid sizes, there’s a whole run where she’s stuck trying to squeeze through a dungeon door while a slime monster girl gropes her from behind and it takes way too long, text-wise, but I couldn’t look away. At stupid sizes, there’s a scene where she tries to cast a serious spell, trips over nothing, and ends up pressed into the dirt, ass up, boobs pinned under her chest like two living cushions while some armored monster uses her like a toy. I wished for an option to just leave her there for the rest of the game. The strategy side is simple but not brain-dead, like managing stamina in Hades but horny and slower, and you start optimizing which enemies you want to “lose” to because their dom scenes are funnier. Not every encounter lands, the humor sometimes feels like reddit cosplay captions, and there’s at least one exhibitionism bit in a city square that keeps mentioning the crowd but barely describes a single face. Still, it sticks in your head after you close the browser. That lazy witch, half-asleep in her hammock, tits overflowing her robe, asking if you really want to push for one more quest when she can barely walk? Yeah. Don’t play this on your work laptop. Actually, do. I dare you.

Feels weird to call Parasite Black a “game” when half the time it feels more like some horny, cursed holiday special I accidentally made into a tradition. I’m doing this goofy calendar-board thing on my stream where each day gets a theme, and this one ended up in the “Evil Santa’s Mistake” slot. Fits too well. You’re this poor bastard who survives a suicide mission and comes back with something inside you that really shouldn’t be there, and from that point on Mirnos basically turns into one huge “how ruined can this guy’s body and morals get” experiment. One second you’re plotting turn order in combat, next second you’re watching a milf sorceress ride you while her lactation literally stains the screen and you forget there was a fight at all. Not even joking, I missed a button prompt because I got distracted by jiggle physics and a smug dialogue line about “needing to relieve the pressure.”

What I liked is how filthy moments sneak in sideways. You open the map thinking “ok, sandbox, explore a bit, maybe loot,” and then some corrupted nun-type offers “blessings” that are basically: blow the holy guy, get tentacle’d behind the altar, then end up in a threesome where you kind of lose track who has a dick and who has a spell. There’s futa in there, but it isn’t thrown at you like a big neon sign. It just shows up in the middle of a foursome and you go “oh, ok, that’s happening now,” and it works. Same with the voyeur stuff: I was just checking a room for loot and accidentally triggered a scene where an older queen-ish gilf is getting railed by her guard, and the game straight up asks if I want to watch or join. Picked watch first, because of course I did. Regretted and didn’t regret at the same time. And the pregnancy angle sneaks up too: after enough raw fucking, some characters start talking about “consequences” and suddenly the netori scene you thought was just you banging a guy’s wife has real fallout showing up later in dialogue. That part actually stung more than I expected.

Combat is turn based but not sleepy. You actually think about who to target, where to burn skills, and there’s this fun tension because you know if you win there’s a decent chance the reward is someone stripping, someone getting their ass used, or some monster using your new “gift” in ways that are definitely not approved by any fantasy church. Sometimes fights drag a bit and I just wanted to skip to the anal or the harem event I knew was sitting behind it, especially when some early mobs feel like HP sponges. And yeah, a few routes are more polished than others. You notice it when one milf gets a full animated riding scene with different speed cycles, but the random village girl just gets a quick blowjob loop and a line that reads like a first draft. Didn’t stop me from reloading to see if I could corrupt her more though. Playing on phone is way too easy, by the way. I was on a fake “bathroom break” at work, thumb-tapping through strategy choices and then suddenly there’s this animated tentacle thing spreading a knight’s ass, and I’m speed-hitting the screen like I’m messaging on Telegram so no one walking by hears the audio. Audio that is a bit uneven, by the way, like moans are hot but some lines feel like they were recorded with different mics. Still, when you end up in a harem pile with a big-tits demon, a pregnant ex-priestess and a snarky futa elf arguing over who gets your cock first while the world is literally being eaten around you, you kind of forget to be picky. I just wish the calendar had a “too horny to function” day, because that’s where this thing belongs.