I don’t know who came up with the idea to mash Makima, Zelda, and Tsunade into the same world, but whoever it was probably spilled beer on their keyboard halfway through writing the script - and that’s what makes *D20 Magic Dice* feel alive. It’s messy, horny, strangely sentimental at times, like watching late-night anime reruns after a breakup. You’re talking to this dice thing (yeah, an actual dice), and before you even realize it, it’s making your thoughts real. Not just the good ones. I rolled a 3 once and ended up in some half-lit tavern where Widowmaker was arm wrestling Rumi for no reason while Zelda flirted with the bartender. I think I lost track of the main plot two minutes in, but it didn’t matter. The game doesn’t care either, it just keeps throwing beautiful chaos in your lap, all soft skin and heavy breathing mixed with dumb jokes about mana points.

What I liked most is how it doesn’t pretend to be clever. The dialogue’s sometimes broken, and the pacing jumps like old VHS tape - one second you’re teasing Ada Wong, next second Tsunade’s lecturing you about responsibility while sitting on your lap. There’s some strange comfort in that inconsistency. I did wish there were more sound options though; moans hit too loud compared to everything else, made me lower volume quick before neighbors got curious. And yet, when Makima whispers in that weirdly calm tone, you kinda forgive every bug. Maybe nostalgia blinds me - I grew up on janky flash hentai crossovers, and this feels like one resurrected from 2009. The dice mechanic almost feels secondary to the conversations, which twist between sincere and absurd so fast it makes you laugh mid-erection.

Sometimes I forget which universe I’m even in - Naruto? Overwatch? Who cares. The worlds blur, the clothes vanish, and someone says something about destiny while you’re trying not to roll another damn six. Three words? Chaotic, filthy, affectionate. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

First thing that hit me with this one was how horny the whole screen feels, like the tab on my browser itself is blushing. It starts all innocent, like some silly anime battle arena where you collect girls from different shows, a bit Fairy Tail, a bit Boku no Hero, that kind of chaotic crossover fever dream you get after too much hentai on a Sunday. Then, after a couple fights, the outfits begin to melt off them like snow on hot skin. Tiny change at first. A skirt a bit shorter, top stretched tight, boobs looking like they’re about to break the fabric union. You win another round, feed them new items you pulled from the post-battle rewards, and suddenly this cute fighter you thought was just fanservice turns into a straight up walking sex joke, tits bouncing everywhere, thighs glossy like someone oiled them for a photoshoot and forgot to stop. It feels like you’re not just managing a team, you’re training your own pervy little superhero harem, each girl evolving into a more shameless version of herself, like the game is asking, “You still fine? You still focusing on the battle?” and then just ripping more cloth away.

There’s that lazy mode too, the auto thing, which I kinda hate that I love. You click it, and the game basically says, alright horny commander, you clearly came here to stare, we’ll handle the punching and kicking. So you’re just watching the battlefield like a stage, girls slamming attacks while their tits jiggle in slow curves and their clothes keep shrinking with each upgrade. Winning mails you random rewards that feel like dirty presents: XP, money, items, another reason to keep your hand on the mouse even if your brain is slipping somewhere much lower. There’s a stupid humor running everywhere, like the devs knew exactly what they were doing, crossing all those anime worlds and turning them into one big trashy sex circus. Sometimes I wish the fighting itself had more bite, less “click, claim reward, watch boobs” loop, but then I catch myself zoning out, eyes stuck on some half-naked hero girl smirking at me like she knows I turned auto on just to stare at her ass in that half-torn costume. It’s basically hentai fanfiction decided to become a horny management toy, put on a cheap superhero mask, and whisper: “Yeah, yeah, tactical choices, whatever, now look at how her outfit changed again.” And of course, you do.

Erza and Sakura here feel like somebody dropped two fandoms into a horny blender and just said “fight, but make it porn.” There’s no soft warm up, no long story, you just get these two instantly in that weird space between battle and fucking. Erza has that tall, heavy-boob, older girl aura, like the scary hot senior from school who could bench press you and then ride you. Sakura looks younger, more compact, small tits but tight body, kind of bratty face. They stand in front of each other like they’re about to trade punches, but the “weapon” strapped on Erza is this thick black dildo belt that looks too big for Sakura at first glance. That’s half the fun though. You get that “oh shit, this is going to wreck her” feeling from the first second.

The loop focuses hard on domination, but not in a super fancy BDSM way, more like raw aggression. Erza moves like she already won the fight long ago. Hands on Sakura’s hips, pulling her back, fucking her like she’s just a hole to fill. It’s got that porn logic where Sakura’s a shinobi with insane strength but here she’s just panting and taking it. The movement is simple but hypnotic, that steady in-out that feels like an animated gif you stare at too long on Reddit and suddenly ten minutes are gone. Her red hair swings a bit with each thrust, boobs bouncing heavy and slow, while Sakura’s smaller chest shakes faster, nipples flicking with every push. There’s this nice contrast between their bodies, like two different porn categories mashed together. You can almost hear that wet sound even if your speakers are off, your brain just fills it in from memory of too many Pornhub nights. It’s not a huge “game” with buttons all over the screen, more like you poke it, it reacts, you poke it again, and eventually you just stop touching anything and watch.

What makes it weirdly hot is that it kind of feels like a parody for people who already know these characters, but also like the animator stopped caring about the “joke” and just leaned into pure porn. Erza’s face sometimes sits in that half-smirk, half-serious look, like she’s proud of turning Sakura into her toy. Sakura’s eyes have that slightly dazed thing going on, like she started as an enemy and now her brain is just “fuck, harder.” There’s one angle where you see the dildo disappear almost fully inside her, and for a second it breaks your sense of scale and you think “that should not fit, she’s going to split open.” Then the loop resets and you kind of want it to go further, maybe push her against a wall, change position, something. It never does, it just keeps that one rhythm, that one angle, like a horny screensaver you could leave open on a second monitor while pretending to answer emails on Gmail. I kept wishing for at least one rough hair grab, or Sakura trying to resist then failing, or another “round” with a different pose, but the stubborn focus also has its own charm. It’s like when you find that one short hentai clip on XVideos that isn’t perfect, the lighting is off, the loop is slightly too short, but for some reason your dick decides “yeah, this one.” This thing has that energy.

Warm sand under your back, that lazy dead-fish feeling after too much sun, and suddenly the whole world is just ass. Not metaphorical ass, not “thicc” like people spam in comments, but two animated legends grinding reality out of focus: Android 18 with her perfect ice-queen blonde vibe and Erza with that wild red hair that looks like it still smells like battle smoke and perfume. They are on the beach with you, but also not really “with” you, more like on you, around you, over you. The game starts in that half-dream state where you’re not sure if you passed out from heat or from scrolling too long on Pornhub. Then the screen settles, the loop hits, and you’re basically pinned there, face in the danger zone, while they twerk slow and teasing, asses so close you feel like your monitor might grow taste buds. It’s that kind of short, dirty fantasy that feels like someone took all the fanart from Reddit and boiled it down into one shameless anal-focused scene, no plot, no talking, just rhythm and skin and the sense that you somehow woke up in the middle of a crossover nobody had the right to make and everyone secretly wanted anyway.

There’s this weird magic in how nothing really “happens” and still everything is happening. Android 18 moves with that cold precision, like she calculated the exact angle where her booty will hover over your mouth, just out of reach, like she knows you’re useless here and enjoys it. Erza is the opposite, her ass movement feels more playful, almost chaotic, like she is the one who dragged 18 into this little beach sin-session and is now showing off, cheeks bouncing, sometimes almost clapping in your face, sometimes slowing down just enough that you catch yourself leaning forward at a screen like an idiot. The camera sits low, submissive, like you’re stuck in the sand while they use your head as their personal seat cushion. You get pussy flashes, that quick glimpse here and there when they shift position, a little pink flash that makes your brain glitch for a second, especially when it happens while they arch their backs and present fully, like “here, have this, but only for one frame, enjoy suffering.” Anal is the star though. Their butts are treated like holy objects, center stage, big, round, demanding, the way they tilt and spread just enough so your imagination fills all the gaps. It’s almost rude how short and looping it is. You just start syncing your breathing to Erza’s slow bounce, Android 18’s more measured grind, and then you realize this is it. No climax scene, no “next phase”, just you looping like a horny goldfish pressing replay, pretending your hand hasn’t already figured out the timing like a rhythm game.

That’s the thing that got me. It feels like a dirty little GIF you shouldn’t like as much as you do, but you keep it open in a small Chrome tab anyway, somewhere between Twitter and xVideos, letting it run while you do other stuff, then suddenly you’re staring again. The beach background is almost nothing, just light and sand and that lazy sea vibe, but somehow it adds to the fantasy of “sunburned pervert wakes up and two famous anime girls are using his face as furniture.” There’s no voice lines, no moans, no cheesy music trying to be sexy, only the animation doing the work, like those old Flash loops that used to live on sketchy sites, except cleaner and more focused on asses. At one point Erza leans forward just a tiny bit more and her red hair falls, covering half of 18 from your view, and that small moment stuck with me way more than it should, because it feels almost intimate, like you’re spying on something they’re doing for themselves, not for you. And yeah, it’s basically a glorified loop about booty and anal teasing, you’re not getting a deep gameplay session out of this, but sometimes that’s exactly what fries your brain in the nicest way: two iconic babes, one beach, your face in the wrong place and the right place at the same time, and nothing to do except watch them bounce until your wrist gives up or your browser starts lagging.