Guy just wants to chill at home with his phone, scroll a bit of Twitter, maybe lose another match in Clash Royale, and then suddenly this hot red-eyed assassin-mom type walks into his life and basically says: “I need a fake boyfriend. I’ll do anything.” The game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle about it. One second you’re some random dude, the next you’re staring at this Spy x Family parody version of Yor who is way too polite, way too shy, and somehow also ready to sleep with you to keep her cover. It’s like the anime if someone removed the brakes, the kid, the husband, and left only horny awkward tension.

The whole thing runs as a sandbox dating sim on your phone, so it kind of feels like you’re texting and hanging out with her instead of being dragged through a long VN script. You tap around the apartment, poke at her routines, pick dumb dialogue options just to see if she blushes or offers to “repay” you again for something tiny, like buying her a coffee. Sometimes you choose a line that looks innocent, and suddenly you’re in a sex scene where she’s on top, trying way too hard to act like a normal girlfriend while riding you raw. Fully animated, by the way, with this slightly janky 3D look that somehow makes it hotter because it feels like a bootleg porn clip your friend sent on Telegram. Her body language looks a bit off in some loops, but then her tits bounce in just the right moment and your brain stops caring.

What I liked is how the “romance” and the porn keep tripping over each other. You can play the nice supportive partner who helps her practice her cover story, teaches her how to act more casual in public, asks about her missions, all that. She gets clingy, genuinely tender, apologizes for using you, kisses you like she actually loves you. And out of nowhere she’ll whisper something like, “I must satisfy my boyfriend, right?” and you’re back in vaginal sex with her moaning like she’s trying not to alert the neighbors. There are little choices where you decide if you push her harder, treat her more like a sex tool, or try to protect her, and the vibe in the scenes shifts. Same bed, different Yor. One path, she begs for your cum because she’s terrified to lose the fake relationship; on another, she’s more confident, still goofy, still stabbing dudes on the side, but she’s the one pulling you by the collar and using your cock to unwind after a mission.

The spy part is barely there, just small dialogue lines and some outfits, but somehow that makes it funnier. She shows up in lingerie that looks like someone tried to design “stealth underwear” in Photoshop at 3% opacity. There’s this one moment where you come home, she’s in an apron cooking, and if you play it right, it goes from domestic slice-of-life to her bending over the counter with cum dripping down her thighs while she insists dinner will not get cold. I got annoyed that you can’t poke at every single background object, like there’s a knife set just begging for some spy roleplay and the game does nothing with it, but I kept tapping it anyway like a monkey. Also, the mobile interface is pretty good until your thumb hits the skip button by accident in the middle of a really good loop and you want to scream, but whatever. You reload, pick a slightly different choice, and suddenly she reacts another way, blushes deeper, or starts calling you by some cheesy petname that somehow works. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy in the best way, like watching a fan-made porn edit of Yor that suddenly remembers it can let you decide what she does next.

You roll into Dusuka City thinking it’s just another “smart dude goes to rich-kid academy” story, and then the game hits you with this weird mix of horny slice-of-life, lowkey superhero shit, and fucked up family tension that kinda sits in your head longer than it should. You’re the male MC, obviously, but he’s not the usual cardboard pornstar puppet, he actually feels like that guy who thinks he’s smooth because he watched too much porn, then freezes when a girl actually grabs his dick. The adoptive mom energy is heavy from the first scene, like she’s way too close, way too worried, and the camera knows exactly where her tits are at all times. She’s nervous, you’re confused, and that awkward vibe never fully goes away, even later when you’re deciding whether to grope her in the kitchen or pretend you’re a decent human. The incest tension is kind of the point, but it doesn’t jump straight to “ok we fuck now”, it teases the hell out of you first. She’ll sit too close on the couch, talk about “family” while her cleavage is trying to escape, and the game just lets you stew in it.

The academy itself is like a horny sandbox playground wrapped in a school setting, with everyone way too hot for a place that supposedly cares about education. You wander around, chase events, check your phone way too much like you’re on Instagram instead of a porn game, and slowly figure out that yeah, you’ve got powers. Not “save the world” stuff, more like “I can nudge minds and maybe get away with sliding my hand up a thigh in class” kind of powers. It’s scummy, and the game knows it, so it throws female domination at you as a counterweight. Some girls just do not give a shit about your abilities and will ride your face like you’re the one under their spell. There’s this scene with a senior chick with huge tits, where you think you’re going to control her, and she just flips it, sits on your lap, and uses your cock like a toy while telling you exactly how small you are without her. Handjob, titfuck, footjob, whatever, she cycles through it like she’s testing a feature list, and yeah, I still think about how her heel pressed on your chest while she jerked you off. Completely unnecessary, completely great.

The lesbian stuff sneaks in sideways, you’re not always the center. Two girls in a study room “helping each other relax” while you spy through a door, and you can decide if you intervene with your powers or just watch them eat each other out on the desk where midterms happen. The teasing is relentless: girls brushing against you in the hallway, random groping choices where you know you shouldn’t but you click anyway, big asses and big tits animated just enough that you think “ok, one more scene” then realize your dick’s already out. There’s a lot of dating sim flavor too, picking answers that either make the girl melt or make her step on your ego. I liked how sometimes you get rewarded for acting like a perv, and sometimes you get punished and dragged into this femdom moment where she pins you, strokes you painfully slow, and only lets you cum when she’s done using your mouth. The only thing that really pissed me off is how the phone app vibrates in-game with a tiny little icon that looks like a real notification, made me check my actual phone like an idiot every time. Never got used to it. Anyway, the game is messy, horny as hell, a bit mean, and kind of charming in that “I should not be enjoying this family situation, but here we are” way.