Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.

Isekai Brothel feels like someone cracked open my anime watchlist, dumped it on the bed, and said, “Ok, pick who you wanna fuck first.” It’s a dating sim wrapped around a brothel idea, but not the usual boring “pick one route, marry waifu, roll credits”. Here you jump between worlds and timelines, grab girls from different series, and basically run this horny multiverse where fidelity is a suggestion, not a rule. As a poly person this hits weirdly close to my fantasy: not needing to “pick best girl”, just stacking them like a chaotic harem Jenga tower and seeing what breaks first, your dick or your free time. And yeah, it’s messy. The art style and scenes don’t always match perfectly between girls, the transitions sometimes feel like someone hit the skip button too fast, but honestly that fits the vibe. It feels like a porn stash, not a museum.

What I liked a lot is how it leans hard into the “brothel” part without pretending to be moral about it. You flirt, you pay, you fuck. Sometimes you date first, sometimes you go straight to raw dog in a rented room. One moment I was having a kinda sweet “date” with a shy girl, choosing dialog options that made her open up, and then suddenly I was balls-deep while she begged me not to pull out. The jump from wholesome to filthy is fast and I actually enjoy that whiplash. There are quick sex scenes for when you just want a 2-minute stress relief, and longer dates where you build some tension before ruining her makeup. The game throws in fetishes pretty casually, like, “Oh, you clicked this girl again? Guess we’re doing anal now” and doesn’t over-explain anything. It trusts that if you’re on an adult site and recognize half these characters, you already know what you’re here for. One tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes dialog sounds like it was translated twice through Google, then drunk-edited, but honestly I still liked that more than fake polished porn writing that nobody talks like.

The multiverse teleport tech is a cool excuse for why everyone is in one place, but the real fun is when you start mentally mixing “lore” from different shows while you’re mid-thrust. I was fucking a certain very proud, very stacked demon girl while thinking “if her boss from that other universe walked in right now, he’d probably applaud.” Then I switched to a sweet healer-type girl and went from rough choking and hair pulling to soft missionary and kissing like some kind of emotional whiplash speedrun. The game doesn’t punish you for jumping from girl to girl; it almost encourages it, like “you liked that dommy mommy? Nice, go cuddle the awkward schoolgirl now, coward.” It’s not trying to be classy, and I appreciate that a lot. Sex here can be romantic, sure, but it can also be just sloppy blowjob in a side room while other clients are busy in the back. I kinda wish there were more scenes where the girls interact with each other and not only with you, like full-on group sessions that acknowledge relationships between them, but at the same time I like the feeling that I’m sneaking from room to room, collecting different bodies and personalities like a horny little goblin. The whole thing feels like a guilty browser tab you forget to close, which is exactly how this kind of game should feel.

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This thing starts out kind of goofy, like some horny fanfic somebody wrote in class instead of listening, and then suddenly you realize you’ve fallen into a full-on gay dating sim where your femboy MC’s whole life is a system you need to micromanage just to get railed properly. You wake up in this school setting that feels half real, half wet dream, with a “schedule” that looks simple at first: classes, club, part-time stuff, hangouts. Then you realize every tiny choice about where you go and who you text is tied to whether you’re getting bent over a locker later or just jerking off alone in your dorm. It’s kind of fucked how fast you start caring if you picked the right time slot to flirt with the smug top who called you “princess” once and never again because you didn’t raise his affection bar enough. I got stuck staring at the planner like it was Google Calendar for my sex life. Honestly felt too real.

What makes it weirdly fun is how the “real model” thing sneaks up on you. At first I thought the guy in the scenes was some generic pretty face, but the more the story goes on, the more the game leans into his weird little tells, the way he smiles when he’s about to push your head down or that tiny nervous look when you choose a domination option he wasn’t expecting. It’s staged of course, but it sells the fantasy that you’re messing with an actual person on screen, not just a doll. There’s this one quest where you skip study group to meet him behind the gym. You pick the bolder dialogue choices, tease him a bit, and the game flips. He pins you to the wall, hand around your throat just tight enough, whispering in your ear about what a good little slut you are for ditching your responsibilities, and then the next scene has you trying to stay focused in class while your hole’s still sore. The writing is sometimes clumsy as hell, like the English got fed through DeepL then poked with a stick, but that almost makes it hotter? It feels like a horny fan translation on some forum, full of weird phrasing and mistakes that somehow hit harder because they’re not polished. There’s one line where he says something like “I’ll dominate you tenderly” and I actually had to pause and laugh, then went back and still got hard anyway.

On the “game” side, it’s not deep RPG stuff, but there’s enough stats and schedule juggling to trick your brain into thinking your choices matter long term. You raise things like confidence and obedience with little events, then see different sex options unlock in scenes. Pick the wrong thing too often and some routes just quietly vanish. No warning. You just won’t get that late-night dorm visit where he orders you to kneel between his legs and swallow without touching yourself. That one, by the way, has this tiny moment when he holds your head down and you choose whether you pull back or let him use your throat until your eyes water. It hits way harder than the usual click-to-cum stuff in browser porn games. Still, the game keeps tripping over its own pacing. There are long stretches of “go here, talk, get +1 affection” that feel like grinding in some cheap mobile sim, then out of nowhere a scene slams you with raw filthy dialogue that sounds like Twitter porn DMs. I also hate how the menu sound is this cheap little click that feels ripped from an old Flash dress-up app and it never changes. It’s stupid, but after a while I started noticing it more than I should. Anyway, if you want to squeeze every filthy drop out of it, you kinda have to lean into the fantasy: actually plan your week around meeting the guys, pick the more humiliating options now and then, fail a class on purpose just to see what the punishment looks like. Treat the schedule like a puzzle and let the game drag you down into its gay dream logic until it feels normal that your main concern in “school life” is whether you’re going to be the one on your knees or on your back by the end of the day.