Third part already and Pepe still hasn’t learned a single thing about consent or personal space, and honestly that’s kinda the charm here. This time it feels like someone smashed an old school arcade cabinet with a horny furry convention and said “yeah that’s enough design work.” You drop in and it’s pure chaos: skunks sprinting around trying to hump anything with a pulse, you trying to steer this idiot Casanova through a maze of ass, tails, and way too eager strangers. It fits weirdly well into a Holiday theme actually, like those Valentine’s specials that are 90% bad decisions and cheap perfume. I was streaming it on my “Horny Halloween” night, where everything needed at least one freaky costume and one terrible pun, and Pepe kinda over delivered. Every other furry on screen is either trying to get fucked, trying to fuck you, or just standing there like they regret every life choice that brought them into this game.

Controls are simple as hell and still manage to get sweaty. Arrows to move, then that one key to basically say “ok, let’s fuck.” The silly part is when you actually lock into another furry. It turns into this stupid mini battle where you mash left and right to keep the rhythm or break free, like a horny tug of war. Sometimes you’re the one pounding, sometimes you’re desperately trying to escape some overexcited wolf, or cat, or whatever the artist decided that day. I had one run where I tried to play serious, like a stealth route, avoiding everyone, and still got surprise-mounted from behind by a pink fox that just flew in from off screen. Whole chat on Twitch was yelling “NO BACKDOOR ACHIEVEMENT TODAY” and yeah, that went well. The funniest thing is that the game is about fucking all the furries but half the time you’re just running away with this dumb little panic in your chest like when your crush likes you back and suddenly it’s too real.

It’s messy in a really stupid way. Sometimes hitboxes feel off and I swear I was not even touching that leopard when he jumped me. The game will happily throw like four horny idiots at you at once and you’re mashing keys, trying not to get gangbanged by cartoon animals while your Spotify mix randomly switches to a Christmas song. I loved that and also hated every second. There’s this one moment I kept doing on purpose: I’d lure one overly thirsty character into another, then slip around and pounce the third one, so for a few seconds it looks like a furry traffic jam of asses. Could be skill, could be me getting distracted and smashing buttons, not sure. The humor is very “haha skunk is a sex pest” and it should be boring by now, except it just leans so hard into parody that it circles back into funny. It’s like a dirty version of those old slapstick cartoons, except here the chase ends with balls deep penetration instead of someone getting hit with a frying pan. And yeah, the art isn’t trying to be classy at all. Bodies everywhere, exaggerated bits, everyone horny like they just escaped from a Rule34 Discord. I kept meaning to stop after “one more round” but you blink and suddenly you’re trying to set a personal best for “fucked before getting fucked” like it’s some cursed holiday leaderboard.

Rouge here is like that one horny contact in your Telegram list who always sends you thirst traps at the worst possible time. The cartoon starts almost too casual: she leans on Knuckles like she owns the whole damn universe, tits half out, that smug little smile like “yeah, I know exactly what you’re staring at.” No long setup, no pointless plot, just her instantly turning the mood from “hey, nice to see you” to “I’m gonna drain you until your legs shake.” I really like that moment where she presses her chest right into his face and you actually see him freeze for half a second, like his brain blue-screened. It’s so stupid and so hot. She keeps bouncing her boobs just a bit too much, on purpose, and you can almost hear her thinking, “Come on, look closer, you know you want to.”

The blowjob part is where I got stuck on replay. Mouth wide, eyes half-lidded, holding his shaft with both hands like she’s scared to lose it, but you know she’s in total control. There’s this one shot where she drags her tongue from the base up to the tip super slow, with a tiny drool string hanging, and Knuckles just arches his back like a freaking porn actor. I had to pause because my browser lagged at that exact frame and I got mad at Chrome for like 5 minutes. Her ears twitch when she goes deeper, which is a weird tiny detail, but it’s the thing I keep staring at every single time. She looks up at him while sucking, and that eye contact is just filthy. Not cute, not romantic, just “I’m using you as a toy, and you’re lucky I picked you.” When he finally blows his load all over her mouth, the way she swallows and then licks the leftover off her lip is way too specific, like someone on the team has serious experience with messy head.

Then when she hops on his cock, the whole vibe shifts from teasing to total riding session. She literally lines him up, sinks down on him in one smooth motion, and her expression flickers from cocky to “oh fuck” for just a second. It’s my favorite frame in the whole thing. She starts grinding, not just bouncing, like she’s trying to milk every drop out of him. Her ass moves in these tight circles, and her boobs keep slapping into his chest, soft and heavy, and it has this kind of rhythm that feels way dirtier than it should for a short loop. There’s this angle from behind where you see everything: her tail flicking, her hips working, his hands on her waist trying to hold on while she clearly doesn’t need any help. When he cums inside her, the way her body tenses and then relaxes, with that small satisfied smirk on her face, just screams “yeah, I got exactly what I came for.” I still wish there was a tiny bit more of the afterglow, just them breathing and sticky and fucked out, but instead it cuts pretty quick and I always find myself hitting replay automatically without thinking.

Con Quest feels like somebody got horny at Comic-Con, opened RPG Maker, and just refused to stop until every girl in a Pokémon outfit was getting railed. In a good way. You walk around this nerd convention, not to catch monsters, but to hunt down girls in cheap, tight cosplay that looks like it came from AliExpress and then got “modified” with scissors and zero shame. They’ve got the Pikachu chick whose ears keep wobbling while she’s getting fucked, the grumpy Gardevoir girl who pretends she’s above it all but spreads fast as soon as you push the right dialog options, and a ridiculous amount of bad puns about balls, trainers and catching them all. Sometimes it lands, sometimes it’s like watching your drunk uncle discover hentai on TikTok. Still, I laughed. Then I got hard. Not always in that order.

The flow is simple: explore the convention floor, poke at everything like a horny raccoon, talk to cosplayers, pick the lewder dialog, and trigger scenes. There’s that one moment where you finally talk your way backstage, past the fake “staff only” sign, and find a girl in a half-finished Eevee outfit, ears on, top off, still holding a hot glue gun while you bend her over a pile of foam props. Completely unsafe, 10/10. Another time I burned a whole coffee break just trying every dumb answer in one dialog tree to see which one would push the “Misty-but-not-Misty” girl from rolling her eyes to literally riding your face behind a merch table full of body pillows. The game sometimes pretends it’s a serious little quest with items and mini-challenges, then instantly switches to “okay, now fuck her on the floor between two trash bins.” That chaos made it feel like an actual con, to be honest. You run in circles, get lost, end up in the weirdest places, and suddenly there’s a half-naked furry Pikachu grinding on your lap like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

Sex scenes go hard on the cosplay angle. Costumes stay on just enough to be stupid hot: tail getting grabbed, ears getting pulled, fake paws on your chest, panty lines under ripped bodysuits. There’s one where the girl’s wearing a super tight yellow suit and you only pull it down to her waist, so her tits bounce out while the hood still has the goofy little face on it. It looks silly and filthy at the same time, like a hentai parody you’re slightly ashamed to enjoy but you still do. Some animations loop a bit clunky in spots and the moans sometimes sound like they were recorded in someone’s bathroom on an old phone, but honestly that kind of fits the whole dirty-fan-project vibe. I was more annoyed that sometimes I clicked too fast, skipped a line of dialog I actually wanted to read, and there’s no quick, clean way to step back one sentence. Also there is one NPC who looks like she would 100% fuck you behind the fake cardboard Poké-center booth and she never does, and I’m still mad about that. The mix of convention humor, shameless cosplay kink, and “gotta catch every slutty costume” energy made it feel like wandering through a horny, corrupted Nintendo fan meetup where nobody cares about the panels, only about who’s getting pounded in which costume next.

New Year in this game is not some sweet romance stuff, it is literally two furry guys going at it while fireworks wait like edging in the sky. Whole thing is pretty simple, but in a good way. You sit there with mouse in hand, staring at this big cock in pov angle, and your brain kind of switches into tunnel vision. There is this bar in the corner that shows a speed, and you gotta match it by dragging the mouse up and down, making the thrusts go faster or slower. When you actually hit the rhythm, it feels weirdly satisfying, like when you tap along to some dumb TikTok sound and suddenly it clicks. The wolf (or whatever he is, I’m bad with species) is getting pounded from behind, tail up, hole stretched, balls slapping, and you control how deep and how fast. It is not fancy story, no bullshit drama, just raw gay anal with fur and a stupidly big dick slamming in. Honestly, as a purist I normally like more “vanilla”, but here the furry style actually feels kinda soft and cozy, even while his ass is getting wrecked.

What I liked most is how the camera sits right behind the cock, like it’s your own. You see the shaft sliding in and out, wet, shiny, pushing his ring open every time it bottoms out. His body twitches when you speed up too much, and for a second I even slowed down, like I felt bad for him, then of course went faster again. There’s a funny moment when you almost hit the right speed, but not quite, and the animation looks a bit janky, like he’s doing some weird twerk on autopilot. That part kinda broke my immersion, I kept thinking “why his hips moving like a broken Spotify visualizer,” but then the little Cum button popped up and my brain forgot to complain. You hit that button and he clenches around the cock, his asshole tightens just enough that you notice, then the cum shoots out, thick lines over his fur, and at the same time the fireworks finally explode in the sky behind them. It’s so on the nose it almost made me laugh. Like yeah, subtlety is dead here.

I wish they did a tiny thing with sound though, the thrust audio sometimes feels a bit off with the speed you’re doing, and it bugged me more than it should. Not a deal breaker, just one of those little annoyances you keep thinking about while still jerking. The manual control is the real hook anyway. There’s no autoplay, no lazy “watch and do nothing”, you have to work your wrist, follow that target speed, and it weirdly feels like you’re both fucking him and trying to win some horny rhythm minigame. That mix of “I want to make him cum” and “I want to match this stupid bar perfectly” is kind of addictive. And when his hole is glistening, cock buried to the base, fireworks going off while he shoots his load, your hand still moving the mouse like some pervert DJ, it hits that funny line between game and porn that keeps staying in your head when you close the tab and open Telegram like nothing happened.