Thief of Hearts feels like someone mashed together a heist movie and one of those horny late night VN titles you only admit playing on alt account. You start as this young guy who is way too calm about doing crime, sneaking around a flashy city that pretends to be clean while you basically fuck your way through all its dirty corners. The whole thing is built around planning robberies and at the same time slowly corrupting, teasing or straight up seducing people who should absolutely call the cops on you, but instead end up with your cock in their mouth. One moment you are checking security cameras, the next you are pressing a stacked woman against a school hallway wall, palming her huge tits while she tries to keep her voice down so no one hears how hard she is breathing. It has that vibe of “I know this is wrong, but I also really want to see what happens if I click the pervy option again.”

The school setting is used as a comfortable home base and also as a hunting ground. You get this fun contrast of doing serious planning with your crew and then walking into class to watch a shy girl pretend she does not see you checking her big ass every time she bends over her desk. There is animated stuff in the sex scenes, so when you finally push things too far, you actually see bodies move, asses bounce, lips wrap around your shaft. First time the game let me secretly watch two characters going at it in a locker room, I just sat there with that dumb grin like “ah, ok, we are doing voyeurism properly.” You can jerk off while spying on them, or wait and use what you saw to blackmail them later. It is fucked up, but also kind of hot how the story keeps mixing moral choice with “do you want to cum again?” The family angle sits right in that line too: you come home from a job and there is this milf relative in tight clothes, huge tits barely staying inside, bending to clean something and you get a dialogue option that is clearly not what a normal person should pick. You go from “innocent” hugs to fingers sliding under her clothes, to her on your lap, grinding slowly while pretending this is still just “comfort.” The game treats incest like another forbidden treasure to steal, not some big dramatic plot. It just quietly escalates until you are fucking her hard on the couch with her moaning your name and trying not to say the word that actually defines your relation.

Sex variety is solid and also a bit rude in a good way. There is teasing everywhere. Characters lean over your desk so their cleavage fills the whole screen, or “accidentally” press their ass on your crotch in a crowded bus, and you can either act cool or start groping, slipping your hand under skirts or inside tight jeans. Group scenes show up once your little team of specialists stops being just professionals and starts acting like horny thieves who celebrate every successful job with bodies instead of champagne. At one point I had two girls on their knees, taking turns with a messy blowjob while another sat on my face, grinding and losing control. Handjobs happen casually, like someone helping you “relax before the mission,” and then they suddenly pull your pants down and slide you inside, turning it into full on vaginal sex without much warning. There is stripping where a character starts just teasing, slowly removing clothes while you pick how rough or gentle you talk to her, and if you push the right buttons she ends up naked on the table, legs open, fingers working her clit while you watch, before you finally move in. The game pretends to care if you are a lone wolf or team player, but honestly I kept picking whatever choice looked like it would give more skin. It still somehow feels like a real heist story though, with tension and backstabbing and all that, only in this version everyone has a big ass, big tits, and half the important conversations end with somebody cumming.

This one starts like some epic fairy tale your grandma would censor with a black marker, then just falls face first into filth in the nicest way. You’re this classic heroic dude with a sword, a job from the king, plague on the land, cursed forest, all that fantasy poster stuff. And on your arm, there’s Vallabelle, your elf wife, all holy robes and huge tits and that kind of ass that makes armor look illegal. She is written like this sweet, loyal priestess who’d probably heal your paper cut and apologize to the cut. And that’s exactly why the whole corruption thing hits harder. The game doesn’t rush into the porn right away. It does that slow boil where you’re walking through traps, monsters, ruins, and you can feel the forest looking at her more than at you. Long shots on her thigh when she climbs, her robes riding up, camera hanging just a bit too low when she bends to heal somebody. At first it feels like normal fanservice and you’re like “ok sure, jiggle physics.” Then you notice where the camera always is when she casts spells. Below. Always below.

Since it’s a straight kinetic story, there’s no pretending you’re in control. No choices, no branches, no magic button to “save Vallabelle.” You just click, watch, and slowly realize this quest is way more about her body than the stupid cure. You get these small scenes where she clings to you after a fight, shaking with fear, and your guy is trying to stay noble while the game already set her up as the perfect target. Big tits squeezed into that priest dress, hips that don’t know the meaning of modesty, shy smile that says “no” while the plot has already decided “yes, but later and with tentacles.” The pacing loves teasing. She gets groped by “accident” when a monster grabs her from behind, hands everywhere, her moans halfway between pain and very obvious something else. A so-called healing ritual where some shady old altar needs “physical contact” and she’s stroking, sucking, taking it like it’s all for the greater good. Your hero tells himself it’s just magic. The forest laughs.

The NTR flavor comes in quiet first. A hand that stays on her ass too long. A shot of her lips after she wipes off someone else’s cum and pretends it was part of the ceremony. You catch glimpses through bushes, like full on voyeur scenes where your character is “resting” while she goes to check something and you get these frames of her surrounded. Tentacles curling around her legs, sliding under the robe, smacking against that thick elf butt while she whimpers and still prays, because of course she does. There’s handjobs where she’s clearly trying to be “selfless” and ends up jerking off something non-human, eyes glazed, saying she only did it to protect you. Then later, oral scenes with her on her knees for someone else, drool and cum all over that pretty priest face, and the narration plays it like she’s sacrificing herself, but the blush and body language tell another story. Vaginal scenes go from “forced” to disturbingly eager, her grabbing hips, begging for more, clinging to monsters or other men with the same hands she used to hold yours. Spanking comes in as “punishment” or training, except every smack makes her ass jiggle and the camera practically worships it. She starts to arch into it, moaning too loud, and you just sit there like an idiot clicking forward, fully aware you’re not the main character anymore. The forest is. By the time she’s cheating in broad daylight, grinding that big ass down on someone else’s cock, talking about how it helps the mission, you already knew this was coming. You still feel that little stab when she looks back at you from the CG, eyes half guilty, half fucked stupid, like she remembers you just enough to hurt. And yeah, I got mad at one tiny thing: her hair clip keeps clipping through her ear in one scene and it pulled me out of the moment for two seconds. Then the tentacle went in and my brain forgot the complaint.

Shawn’s story feels like watching that nerdy guy from the phone shop finally snap and decide “ok, I want pussy and romance, not just anime and cable management.” You start as this awkward clerk who spends more time staring at big asses and big tits than actually selling shit, and slowly you figure out how to turn all that hopelessness into actual dates, groping, and a messy harem situation if you want. It’s a point and click thing, mostly, but wrapped like a mobile game where you’re always checking stats, schedules, moods, messages, and thinking “ok, who do I text for a blowjob tonight and who do I take to the park so she doesn’t hate me.” It feels a bit like Tinder combined with doing chores. Sexy chores with footjobs and titfucks at the end if you play it right.

The three main women all poke at you in different ways. Palla is this lazy moocher roommate who walks around the apartment half dressed, constantly teasing, like she knows exactly how hard your dick is when she bends over the couch. First time I got to grope her “by accident,” in the kitchen, I actually had to put the phone down for a second. She complains, pretends to be offended, but you see the romance flags going up and suddenly you’re on the bed with her giving you oral, and you’re like, yeah ok, that escalated fast. Audrey is the one who roasts you non-stop, the kind of girl that calls you a nerd in public, then lets you finger her in the cinema if you picked the right dialogue two days before. I had one scene where I messed up a choice and she just walked away, no sex, nothing, and I had to grind work again like a clown just to afford a stupid gift to fix things. Amy is even worse. Co-worker who treats you like trash, and when you finally flip the script, you can go sweet romance or full scumbag. My first run I tried to be nice, gave her presents, asked her out to cute dating spots. Second run I just went horny goblin and rushed for a bathroom blowjob at the store. Both paths feel wrong and fun in different ways.

The sandbox structure is where shit gets interesting and also a bit annoying. You wander around different locations, click stuff, run into random events, try to keep everyone happy without blowing your cover. One day you’re having tender vaginal sex with one girl on a date after building up affection, the next day you accidentally line up a booty call with another and suddenly your whole “faithful guy” image is dead. I liked how you can be a sweet romantic nerd who sends flirty texts and brings flowers, or a manipulative seducer stacking a harem where everyone is sharing your dick, or at least pretending not to care. Sometimes it feels like you’re juggling too much. Money, clothes, phones, schedules, affection, lust, jealousy. I got lost once just trying to remember who liked which gift on which day, cursed at the screen, then kept going anyway because I wanted to see that one scene where she sits on your face after a long teasing build-up. That’s the thing here. You end up doing little boring actions for the chance of a hot event where you get a footjob on the couch, or she wraps her massive tits around your shaft and you forget all the min-maxing for a minute. It’s messy, horny, sometimes romantic, sometimes just straight up scummy, and it feels exactly like a nerd’s brain trying to manage porn fantasies and actual relationships at the same time.

You know that weird feeling when you return to a place you grew up in, everything looks the same but nothing feels the same? This game grabs exactly that vibe and then stuffs it full of horny bullshit and superpowers and way too many women looking at you like you’re their next problem. You come back to your old town trying to be “new you”, clean slate, all that, but the first week in the new school it’s already obvious that peace is not on the menu. Every hallway is a distraction. Big-breasted teachers with tight shirts pretending they don’t notice your eyes, childhood friend who somehow turned into walking porn, single moms who are way too friendly when they see you again, all that classic small-town “oh, you’ve grown up so much” energy, just with less clothes and more moaning if you play your cards right.

The thing that makes it feel funnier is how the game treats your powers like they’re almost an inconvenience. You’re trying to focus on classes, and suddenly someone’s emotions spike and your little “gift” kicks in, letting you see more than you probably should. I had one scene where I was just trying to answer a math question and got hit with a voyeur-style view of the busty homeroom teacher in the staff room bending over the desk. No tutorial, no explanation, just “here, have titties, deal with it”. It’s messy in a good way. Sometimes your powers help you dominate the mood and push a scene into rougher territory, pinning someone against a door or groping them in an empty stairwell while the bell rings and nobody notices. Sometimes it ruins things because you get too greedy, rush a choice, and she shuts you down hard and walks away. I like that it lets you be a bit of an asshole without lecturing you, but it also doesn’t hand over the harem for free like some cheap porn comic. You still have to talk, tease, flirt, screw up, reload your save on itch or Mega and pretend that never happened.

There is this one MILF route where you visit an old neighbor, and the whole build up is pure slow-burn teasing. She pretends to scold you for your “bad manners”, pushes your head against her chest like you’re still a kid, and then keeps it there a little too long. You can grab a handful and test how far she will let you go, and the game doesn’t cut the scene short. It lingers. Fingers sliding under her top, her breathing changing, her acting annoyed while her hips press back against you. The camera just stays there with that lazy voyeur feel, like you’re peeking from a corner instead of being the main guy. Same in the locker area with one of the big tit classmates: she keeps “accidentally” brushing against you, your hand rests on her waist, then on her ass, then under her skirt, and she shivers but doesn’t stop you. It’s not subtle, but it feels like how horny school idiots really behave, not like a porn script written by a robot who never saw a nipple in real life.

What cracks me up is the romance side trying to coexist with the male domination kink. One afternoon you’ll be sitting on a bench with a sweet girl talking about her dreams, soft music, awkward smiles, pretty genuine stuff. Next evening you’re pushing her up against the locker, hand around her throat, thighs spread, her panties half off while she tries not to scream. And somehow it kind of works. It’s tender and fucked up at the same time. Not all scenes hit though. A couple of dialogues feel like they were written in a hurry, like someone got too excited making the sex animations and just tossed placeholder text in. There’s a teacher route where the banter is cringe as hell but then the actual groping in her office is so hot you forget every stupid line she said two minutes earlier. Happens a lot here: horny brain forgives the writing because the payoff is very, very visual and very “hands on”.

The school setting is used pretty shamelessly, too. Empty classroom after club hours, blinds half closed, you lock the door and pull a stacked classmate onto your lap, fondling her tits while she pretends she’s worried about someone walking in. Staircase landing where a girl kneels between your legs, still in uniform, giving you a sloppy blowjob while people talk on the floor above. It all feels like the fantasy version of those rumors everyone heard in high school about “what happened behind the gym”. Just here, the rumors are real and you’re the center of them. At some point you realize you’re basically building a harem without meaning to, girls from different parts of your old life orbiting you, bumping into each other, getting jealous, sometimes teaming up in your bed instead of arguing. It’s chaotic, horny, a bit dumb, and exactly the kind of furry-adjacent, oversexed school power trip I end up opening again on my phone while pretending to check emails on Gmail.