A horny old man jerking off to JAV, a plane falling out of the sky, instant death and then he wakes up as some scrawny school kid under a cliff in fantasy land. That’s the energy here. The game doesn’t pretend to be deep. You’re basically a 69-year-old pervert stuck in a teenage body with weird superpowers and way too much access to women who should really know better. It plays like some trashy isekai parody that got drunk and decided it wants to be both a fighting game and a porn VN at the same time. One second you’re doing dumb turn-based combat in a school uniform, the next you’re buried in big tits, or stuffing a milf against a wall and going from groping to oral to a lazy little titfuck scene like it’s just another Tuesday. The harem angle hits fast too. Every new girl might as well have “future cumdump” written on her forehead. Virgin shy girl from school, tall milf with the fat ass, teacher with glasses, the barefoot weirdo who keeps bringing her feet way too close to your face so of course it leads to a footjob later. It doesn’t even try to be subtle. And honestly I respect that.

What really sticks out for me is the voices and sound, in both good and bad way. I play on my phone with wired earbuds like some old guy, and half the time the voice lines are pretty hot, little moans during handjob or the way one milf laughs when you blow your load on her tits, but then the next scene it sounds like she recorded it in her bathroom with a cheap phone mic. It breaks the mood. Some lines are looped at weird moments too, like the girl keeps gasping the same “ah… stop… ah… stop…” while you’re clearly already balls deep in vaginal sex and there is zero stopping. The moans are hot, but they repeat a bit too much. And the game loves to jump from serious story to dumb humor with dick jokes. One moment they’re talking about tragic backstory near the cliff, next moment your power-up is triggered by watching porn on some in-game knockoff of Pornhub. The UI is a whole other mess. Tiny buttons in the corner, low contrast text over fancy backgrounds, no real settings for bigger fonts or high contrast mode. I use Android accessibility magnifier a lot, and this game fights me on it. Some menus don’t scroll right when zoomed. Try hitting the tiny “skip” button during a long voiced intro while your left thumb is covering half the screen, it’s like doing a precision platformer just to avoid another line of badly timed breathing sounds. They added a “auto” button for text, but you can’t slow it down enough if you read slower or English is not your first language. Sometimes the auto just skips mid line too.

The sex animation itself is pretty fun, even if a bit janky. There’s this scene where the main character uses his new power in a fight, wins by some flashy move, then right after is “rewarded” by the girl kneeling between his legs in some forest clearing, giving him this sloppy blowjob while still in her school uniform. The camera lingers on the big ass and big tits like it forgot which part it wants to focus on. Then later you get a full on harem scene where they all line up to “help” you recover your mana or whatever, and it becomes a mix of masturbation, footjob and oral at the same time, with half of the girls moaning in your ear. It is ridiculous and kind of hot but also low-key funny because the sound mixing puts one girl’s voice way louder than the others, so it feels like she’s right next to your mic and the rest are in the hallway. There’s a little masturbation scene early on where your reincarnated guy is alone in his new room, remembering JAV, and it’s nice they made it interactive, but the stroke speed feels locked and there is no proper feedback for blind or low vision players, no vibrations, no audio cue to say “you’re about to cum”. For a mobile game where everyone plays with thumb controls on tiny screens, the dev really forgot that not everyone has perfect eyesight or fast reading. You can’t remap gestures, can’t turn off certain flashing effects in combat, and if you use system-level text scaling from Android settings, some labels clip out of their boxes. The game is horny as hell, the jokes are dumb, the power fantasy is obvious, and in a weird way that’s charming, but every time I squint at a tiny button during a hot scene, I just think: you can give me a milf riding my dick with full voice, but you can’t give me a proper font size slider?

High School Zero To Campus Sex God feels like someone mashed together every horny teenage fantasy, then quietly added way more MILFs than anyone is ready for. You play this clueless guy fresh out of school who somehow walks into college life surrounded by girls who dress like they live in a gym catalog and moms who clearly skipped the “subtle” part of being horny. It’s mostly about how badly he wants to stop being a virgin, but the game actually leans harder into the whole harem drama, jealousy, sneaking around, all that messy stuff. One moment you’re flirting with a cheeky sporty girl in tight shorts after practice, the next you’re wondering if her mom is going to notice the hickeys you left on her daughter’s neck while you’re in the kitchen “helping” with dinner. And yeah, the camera absolutely loves asses here. Big butts in yoga pants, tight skirts riding up when they bend over, that slow angle when you’re supposed to “help them stretch” before a match. It is not subtle. I like that.

What surprised me is how the teasing is honestly better than the full service scenes sometimes. There’s that volleyball girl who keeps pretending she doesn’t like you touching her, then never actually stops you when your hand slides a little lower during “groping practice” in the equipment room. Or the teacher who makes you stay late and pretends it’s about your grades, while she sits on the edge of the desk, crosses her long legs and lets her blouse open one button too far, then pats her thigh and tells you to sit closer. The game gives you a lot of moments where you can just stare, peek through a door, watch a shower through some half-open locker room door, and damn, the voyeur vibe really hits. Sometimes you only see a reflection in glass. Sometimes you just hear the sucking sounds and little moans behind a wall and you have to decide if you barge in or just jerk off to it. And then there’s the whole netorare angle that sneaks up on you. At first it’s just your enemy’s mom riding you on the sofa while she’s mocking how useless her husband is, then later you actually see your so-called romance interest getting her throat used by someone else because you ignored her too long. The game doesn’t make a full speech about it, it just shows you. That one scene where you open the door, see her on her knees, her cheeks hollowed out, and she keeps eye contact with you while she keeps sucking, like she’s saying “this is what you threw away”, that actually hurt a bit. And I still went back for more.

The harem angle is chaotic in the good way. You can stack mothers and daughters, best friend’s family, enemy’s family, random sporty girl from track, older teacher with glasses, then try to act like nothing’s going on when you end up in the same room with three of them. There’s a scene where you’re at a little backyard BBQ and two of the women you’re fucking keep “casually” brushing against you under the table, one of them presses her big tits against your arm, while the other plays with your thigh under the shorts, and the only thing on screen is your face trying not to panic. I wish the MC wasn’t such a smug idiot in some routes, but he is, and it’s funny when your choices blow up and you suddenly get a cold, dead-eyed blowjob from a girl who clearly wants to rip your balls off. The domination stuff is very male-focused here: you grab, pin, make them kneel, push their heads down for oral, choke them a bit while they grind on your lap. Not hardcore, more like “I’ve watched too much porn and think this is how sex goes”, which actually fits the protagonist. Sex toys pop up too, mostly in those quiet moments. Like the mom who pulls a drawer open, shows you her vibrator, smirks and tells you she doesn’t need it anymore if you keep visiting her at night. Or the shy girl who asks you to help her use a plug before class because she wants to “feel full” during lectures. There are multiple endings depending who you focus on or how greedy you get, and yeah, you can screw yourself into some pretty twisted situations. I’m still annoyed by one tiny thing though: the way the text box sometimes jumps too fast during really hot lines, so you hit rollback on reflex and then overshoot and break the mood. It’s stupid, but it kept happening to me in the best oral scenes. Anyway, this one is shameless, messy, sometimes mean, and weirdly romantic in spots, like when the sporty girl falls asleep on your chest after you cum on her belly and you just watch her breathe. That little bit hit harder than all the moaning.

Guy grows up on a boring farm, shoveling shit, milking cows, watching the same hills every day, and one morning he just snaps and says “fuck this, I’m done.” That’s basically where the game starts. He walks into this new guild in town like some clueless country boy with a hard dick and big dreams, and the guild is nothing like he imagined. It’s less glorious hero hall and more horny circus, full of weirdos, stacked women and things that probably count as “monsters” on paper but end up hotter than half the humans in town. You see it all from his eyes, close and personal, like you’re the one trying not to stare at their tits when they’re pretending to explain guild rules. I failed that part, by the way. Hard.

The town itself feels like a big playground that somebody filled with quests just so you had an excuse to walk around staring at asses. It’s one of those sandboxes where you just wander, poke things, get distracted, forget the main story exists, then suddenly remember you were supposed to become a “real adventurer” and not just bang every girl with a pulse. Half the time I was going “ok, next I’m gonna do proper guild jobs” and then this busty receptionist bends over the counter and my brain just turns to pornhub suggestions. There’s that slow, teasing rhythm too: first it’s casual talk, then innuendo, then you’re back in the same spot later and the conversation is just a little dirtier, her top a little tighter, her eyes locking on your crotch like it’s part of the quest log. They really nailed that feeling of escalation where you know you’re in a harem game long before the MC figures it out. He’s always the last one to understand he’s surrounded by girls who want to jump him. You’re just watching thinking “dude, she is basically offering her pussy on a silver plate” and he’s like “wow she’s friendly.”

What really gets me is when the “monster” girls show up. First time you meet one, you half expect some goofy gimmick. Then she leans in close, you notice fangs, scales, maybe a tail swaying behind her, but your dick does not care at all. I had one scene where the MC is alone in some side area the guild barely uses, and this not-quite-human girl corners him. You can see her curves clear as day, boobs pressing against him, pupils doing that hungry thing, and she’s talking about “payment” for helping her with a tiny errand that took like two clicks. The game doesn’t rush it. There’s that slow, heavy silence where you know she’s about to make him choose between pretending he’s a good boy and letting her ride him stupid in some dusty storage room, while everyone else in the guild is just a few doors away. And because it’s from his perspective, the camera just sits right there while her hand slowly drifts down, testing him, testing you. Sometimes I wished the MC talked less and just fucked more, but then again, the teasing is part of why it hits. The world feels slightly messy, not super polished, like a shelf full of figures where some are still in the box and some already out and leaning funny, but that’s exactly the charm here: everything’s a bit imperfect, a bit off, but you still want to collect every girl, every scene, every little moment where the farm boy forgets about “goals” and just gets lost in soft skin and dangerous curves.

First thing that hit me with this game was how it feels like someone mashed together a horny detective anime and a horny dating sim, then just said “yeah, that’s fine” and never sanded the edges. You’re this fresh grad magical agent with a stupidly heroic name you can change if you hate it, sent into a “quiet” town that is absolutely not quiet in the horny sense. The whole Hope Springs thing sounds wholesome but the moment you show up at the manor it’s like every girl there gets a notification on her phone that says “target acquired, tease him.” Mary is that elegant rich girl type who pretends she is all formal and classy, but her idea of hospitality is basically “oh, you don’t have a room? stay here and let my maids climb all over your self control.” The game loves slow teasing, it really drags it out, clothes sliding off piece by piece, animated little gestures, lips close but not touching for way too long, that kind of thing. Sometimes it drives you insane in a good way, sometimes you just want to scream “stop licking the ice cream and eat it already.”

I liked how it keeps playing with voyeur stuff without turning it into full creepy stalker mode. You catch glimpses of Sally changing through a half open door and you know the game set that up on purpose. Or you “accidentally” walk in on Alice in the shower and the camera lingers at exactly the spots your eyes would, wet skin and soap sliding down, her doing that fake shocked thing like “oh no, what are you doing here?” while clearly posing. There are scenes where you’re forced to just watch, not touch, listening to muffled moans through a wall, hearing sloppy wet sounds and little gasps, and the UI just refuses to move forward until you sit with it. It almost feels unfair and I loved that, but also hated it. The romance angle is actually way sweeter than I expected for a porn game, though. Characters flirt, joke, send you texts that feel like actual horny WhatsApp chats, not some stiff script. Mary will roast you one moment, then blush the next when you push back and tell her exactly how you want to pin her against her own antique wardrobe. There’s a ton of humor, stupid little jokes, bad puns, fourth wall nudges that show the dev watches too much anime. It breaks the mood sometimes, especially when you’re halfway through a blowjob scene and someone cracks a line that feels like it belongs on Reddit, but at least it feels like a real horny nerd wrote it, not a committee.

What really stuck in my head is how it lets the harem fantasy grow almost naturally. You flirt with one girl, another gets jealous, then she “accidentally” needs your help undressing, and suddenly you’re juggling promises and half-dressed bodies and tongue on skin in three different routes that start overlapping. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to be questioning someone about the missing artifact but end up with your face between her thighs under a desk while another character talks right in front of you. The game leans hard into oral, like, full focus on lips, tongue, sucking sounds, your chin slick, their thighs trembling around your head. Animated movements make it feel extra filthy when a girl slowly sinks down in your lap and you can see the teasing little grind before she actually takes you in. It is romantic in a twisted, yandere-bait way too, the kind of “I will ruin every other girl’s chances and smile while doing it” romance. The story about magic and rogue agents is kind of cute and kind of background noise, sometimes you forget you’re supposed to be chasing an artifact because you’re too busy watching stockings slide off and panties get pushed aside. But then again, who cares about magic when you have a manor full of horny distractions that want your attention, your tongue, your cock, and your stupid soft side all at once.