Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

First thing that hit me with this one was the vibe. Not “epic fantasy” or “serious romance” stuff, more like you walked into a horny convention and everyone is already half naked and pretending this is normal. The town is full of walking fur, tails and ridiculous curves, and the game doesn’t waste time pretending it’s about saving the world. It’s about fucking the locals and getting into trouble. You bounce between places like a small cafe where the barista’s shirt is way too tight, a beach that is basically one long excuse for wet fur and barely covered tits, and some sketchy corners where the “bad guys” hang out and treat you like fresh meat. It feels a bit like someone mashed Undertale, Zootopia and a cheap hentai doujin in a blender, forgot to close the lid, and just went with the mess that splashed on the wall.

The focus is all on the characters and their dirty jokes. Judy shows up, of course, all smug cop bunny with a cute ass and that “I’m in control” tone that disappears fast once the futa content starts kicking in. You flirt, pick dialog options, and it slides from goofy banter into “okay, she’s got a huge cock now and you’re on your knees” without much ceremony. That’s kind of the charm. One moment you’re having coffee, next moment she’s got you doing public stuff behind the cafe where someone can clearly see, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, this café has a blowjob alley, what of it.” There’s this one scene on the beach where a big dog-looking futa pins you in the sand and goes straight for doggystyle while people walk by in the background. No romance build-up, no fake moral dilemma, just “you’re hot, bend over.” I laughed, then realized I was actually into it, then laughed again because the script throws in a weird meta joke about Pokémon right in the middle of pounding.

It pretends to be a dating sim, but the relationships feel more like you’re speedrunning horny chaos. You still get moments of softness though, like sitting in the cafe at closing time, talking with a shy furry girl about stupid stuff, only for her to suddenly suggest public use and ask if you mind sharing her mouth with some random guys from the “bad” side of town. The humor is all over the place: sometimes it lands, sometimes it feels like a horny Discord server that got turned into a game, especially when they start poking fun at “serious” visual novels and then cut straight to a messy futanari threesome. I wish they handled one or two routes a bit slower, give more tension before the cock-in-throat scenes, but honestly that chaotic pacing is kind of the signature here. Everything is horny, slightly trashy, and weirdly comfortable, like browsing hentai on your phone in bed when you should be answering Slack notifications instead. You just sort of sink into this furry sex town, let the crossover nonsense wash over you, and before you know it you’re letting Judy rail you in public again, telling yourself it’s “for research.”

This Naruto parody thing caught me completely off guard with how tactile it feels. Like, you're moving your mouse through these number circles and there's this weird satisfaction when you nail the timing just right - your cursor glides smooth as butter through each target. The feedback is surprisingly crisp for something that looks this rough around the edges. Tsunade's animations have this bouncy weight to them that actually responds to your mouse movements, and when Naruto gets involved... fuck, the way everything jiggles and moves feels way more responsive than it has any right to be.

The whole setup is basically you guiding these characters through increasingly intense scenarios by hitting numbered targets in sequence. Sounds boring as hell when I put it like that, but somehow the tactile element makes it weirdly engaging. Your mouse becomes this extension of the action happening on screen - when Tsunade's massive tits are bouncing, you feel like you're actually controlling that rhythm through the cursor movements. The blowjob scenes especially benefit from this mechanic because there's actual feedback between what you're doing with your hand and what's happening visually. Though honestly, the difficulty spike in later levels is absolutely brutal and I kept missing circles because I was... distracted.

What really gets me is how the mature/young dynamic plays out through the mouse controls. Tsunade's scenes require these slow, deliberate circular motions while Naruto's parts are all quick, frantic clicking. It's like the game mechanics actually mirror the character personalities, which is either genius or complete accident. The art style is that classic drawn hentai look but with enough animation to make the tactile feedback meaningful. And yeah, that TAB cheat exists for a reason - some of these later sequences are impossible when you're trying to focus on both the gameplay and the... other stuff happening. The whole thing feels unfinished but in a way that somehow works.

So you're telling me someone made a Simpsons porn game where you're basically reliving high school but with all the MILF characters from Springfield? Yeah, that's... actually kind of brilliant in the most degenerate way possible. The setup is weird as hell - you're this college-aged dude who somehow ends up living with the Simpson family and attending adult education classes filled with women who couldn't finish school on time. Like, why is Marge there? Did she drop out to have Bart? The logic doesn't matter because honestly, who's playing this for the plot consistency?

The whole thing plays like someone's horny fever dream crossed with a life simulator. You've got your basic needs to manage - shower regularly or just spam deodorant like some kind of antisocial gremlin, get a job to afford gifts for the ladies, and navigate this bizarre social ecosystem where you're flirting with everyone from Lisa's teacher Ms. Krabappel to that country singer Lurleen who appeared in like three episodes. The corruption mechanics are pretty standard fare, you know the drill - start innocent, gradually push boundaries until you're balls deep in cartoon pussy. What gets me is how they included deep cuts like Janey Powell and the Mackleberry twins. Someone really did their homework on Springfield's female population.

But here's where it gets actually interesting - the sandbox nature means you can completely ignore half the cast and just focus on your favorites. Want to spend the entire game trying to bang Marge while Homer's at work? Go for it. More interested in the school setting with younger characters? They got you covered. The voyeurism elements add this creepy layer where you're basically stalking these women around town, which... look, it's fucked up but it works for what this is. The animated scenes aren't anything revolutionary but they do the job, and there's enough variety in the handjobs and vaginal scenes to keep things from getting too repetitive. Though honestly, the humor is hit or miss - sometimes it captures that Simpsons wit, other times it feels like bad fanfiction written by a horny teenager.