Man, this One Punch Man parody hits different than I expected. You're playing as some wannabe hero trying to climb the rankings while dealing with Tatsumaki and other monster girls who are way more interested in fucking than fighting. The whole thing starts innocent enough - you're doing typical RPG stuff, training stats, picking dialogue options - but then suddenly you're getting handjobs from green-haired psychics and the game's asking if you want to use toys during combat encounters.

The turn-based system is weird because sometimes you're actually fighting monsters and sometimes you're just trying not to cum too fast during sex scenes. Like there's this one part where I'm battling some creature and the next screen I'm balls deep in her getting a creampie scene. The transitions don't make much sense but honestly who cares when Tatsumaki's giving you that look. Though I gotta say the humor lands pretty well - they nail that OPM vibe where everything's simultaneously serious and completely ridiculous. The protagonist's this skinny virgin type who keeps getting into situations way over his head, which tracks for the source material.

What threw me off was how the transformation stuff works - characters change during scenes but it's not always clear why or when it'll happen. One minute you're talking to a normal-looking girl, next she's got tentacles or whatever and you're doing anal. The masturbation mechanics feel tacked on too, like they needed to hit certain tags but didn't know how to integrate them naturally. Still, when it works it really works - the oral scenes with monster girls are genuinely hot and the whole "hero ranking" thing gives you actual goals beyond just seeing titties. Plus the parody elements mean you're not taking any of it too seriously, which helps when the plot gets completely bonkers.

Look, I'm gonna be real with you - this game is basically what happens when someone watches too much My Hero Academia and thinks "you know what this needs? More tits." And honestly? They weren't wrong.

The whole premise is ridiculous in the best way possible. You're playing some generic dude who somehow ends up at UA High School, except instead of learning how to be a hero, everyone's just horny as fuck. Uraraka's floating around in her school uniform looking like she's about to pop out of it, Momo's creating... well, let's just say she's not making tea this time. The writing tries to be funny and sometimes it actually lands - there's this one scene where Bakugo's screaming about explosions while getting a handjob and I lost my shit laughing. But then other times it's just cringe dialogue that makes you wonder if the writer ever talked to a real person.

What really gets me is how they handled the uniforms. Like, they clearly spent way more time making sure every skirt was the perfect length to show just enough thigh than they did on... literally anything else. The art style tries to copy the anime but it's obviously done by someone who learned to draw from DeviantArt tutorials. Not saying it's bad, just saying you can tell. Mina's scenes are probably the hottest though - something about that pink skin just hits different. Oh and don't get me started on how they butchered Deku's character, turning him from nervous virgin into some smooth-talking pussy magnet. It's like they took everything that made him interesting and threw it out the window for the sake of having him bang everyone. Still fapped to it though, not gonna lie.

U.A. is supposed to be this holy temple of justice, right, where everyone dreams big about saving the world in tight outfits and heroic poses. Here it feels more like a horny pressure cooker where every “quirk” argument ends with someone half naked and the moral high ground just quietly dies in the corner. The game takes that whole heroic ideal from the anime and twists it just enough that you keep asking yourself, “Is this still parody, or did we just confess something dark about power and sex and school uniforms?” and then you click the next dialog option anyway, because you want to see if the teacher actually locks the door this time. She does, obviously.

What really messed with me is how normal everything pretends to be at the start. It looks like a silly visual novel joke: silly sound effects, characters that feel like cheap copies of the originals, all big eyes and exaggerated boobs stuffed into uniforms that clearly violate every dress code ever. At first you laugh because it is so over the top. The hero talk, the “we must study hard” stuff, the goofy villain threats. Then the game slowly shifts into this rhythm where studying is just foreplay for another sex scene and “fighting evil” is sort of an excuse to pin a classmate against a wall, or to “reward” a girl for not failing some test. You think you are playing the brave student, but really you are playing the guy who uses the badge of hero to get away with things that, in real life, would feel pretty fucked up. And still, you keep chasing new CGs like some moral philosopher with his dick out, telling himself it is “research on ethics of consent under power imbalance”. I caught myself thinking about Kant during a blowjob scene and I am still not proud of that.

Most of the scenes are funny until they are not. A villain appears, does the usual cartoon evil routine, and seconds later the tension flips into sex like it was scripted by a very horny algorithm. It is hot, I admit that. The bodies are drawn with almost rude detail, the way the clothes cling and then slip, the way the uniform skirt rides up just enough before it is yanked out of the way. There is one moment in a classroom, late, where a character is explaining some heroic principle while sitting on a desk with her legs apart, and you realize the “lesson” is pure roleplay, the chalkboard behind her still full of equations that no one is ever going to finish. The game almost never stops to ask if this world of future saviors should be this soaked in sex. It just assumes: power plus stress plus puberty equals constant fucking. In a way that honesty is more disturbing than if it tried to justify itself. Being a superhero here is not about saving people. It is about having a socially acceptable reason to be everywhere, to peek into danger and into panties at the same time. It is stupid and arousing and morally dirty, and the worst part is how easy it is to click “next” and let ethics wait until you close the browser.

Steve wakes up in this blocky sex world like he’s spawned inside some teenager’s wet dream that never got a QA pass. Everything is made of cubes, including the girls, but the game kind of leans into the absurd instead of pretending to be serious. You click through scenes, pick dialogue options, occasionally move him around map-style, and it’s all basically an excuse to watch him try to fuck every redhead, elf, and weird villager girl with square tits. The writing pretends to be this epic adventure, but it’s more like: “walk three steps, crack a joke about wood, accidentally end up balls-deep in some pixel babe who talks like she’s been watching too much Pornhub.” It’s trashy, shameless, and totally self-aware, and that’s kind of the only thing that makes it work. I actually laughed at one line where Steve tries to explain “crafting a relationship” like it’s a pickaxe recipe and then immediately just rails her against a wall. He’s not a hero, he’s a horny idiot with plot armor.

From ethical side though, I have to be honest, the monetization feels like a creeper hiding behind a tree. The game looks silly and cheap on purpose, but then it pokes you with “extra scenes” and “bonus routes” that are clearly tuned to make you either grind boring clicks or pull out a credit card. It’s not loot boxes, but it has that same energy of “you’re already horny, you won’t think too much, just pay a little to see Steve fuck the extra redhead in the cave.” That kind of manipulative design annoys me more than any explicit content. If you put sex front and center, cool, we’re all adults here. But don’t pretend the choices are deep when some routes are practically locked behind micro-pain. And yeah, I know other adult games do way worse, but at least some of them are honest about being cash traps. This one hides behind jokes and parody, like “haha, Minecraft but horny,” while still squeezing for extra coins. I had this moment where I finished a pretty funny scene, and instead of a clean end, it pops a prompt hinting I missed the “premium doggy variation.” At that point it stopped feeling like a dumb fun fantasy and more like a very horny version of Candy Crush tactics. Still, the idea of a blocky guy banging his way through a stupid world ruled by cubes and bad puns is weirdly charming. It just makes me wish the dev trusted their own humor and porn more than their wallet.