Clara Loft shows up on screen and you instantly know the game is not pretending to be “serious archaeology”. She opens her mouth, that smug British accent hits you, and suddenly you’re way less interested in lost temples and way more curious about what’s under the shorts that are absolutely not work-appropriate. The whole thing feels like some horny fan project that escaped from a Discord server and grew just enough muscle to become a real game. In a good way. Mostly. You’re the new assistant, which sounds important, but quickly turns into “guy who carries the bags, gets insulted, and maybe, if he plays his cards right, ends up with his cock somewhere near those ridiculous tits.” The story acts like it’s about relics and curses and puzzles, but half the time it’s just an excuse to put Clara in one more situation where her ass is sticking out while she complains she “can’t quite reach”. Sure, professor. Of course you can’t.

The teasing is honestly the main event here. She talks a lot, and it’s actually voiced, not that weird text-to-speech flat stuff. She’ll roast you for staring, then lean forward anyway, then pretend she doesn’t notice your character literally masturbating in the tent while she’s humming on the other side of the canvas. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to be guarding some artifact and instead end up watching her bathe through a hole in the wall. That moment is so stupidly predictable and still works. She keeps doing that “half annoyed, half amused” thing, like she knows exactly what you’re doing with your hand. And yeah, the game does not shy away from going all the way. Blowjobs, handjobs, riding you until her tits bounce way past realistic physics, sliding them around your cock like she’s trying to polish a trophy, and eventually some heavier stuff if you keep pushing her down the more corrupted path instead of playing the sweet gentleman. It leans into parody, so one second she’s moaning in your ear, next second she’s cracking some meta joke about “player choices” while you’re balls deep in her ass. Completely ruins the mood and somehow makes it hotter.

Mechanically, it’s like a horny choose-your-own-mistake adventure with some actual puzzles sprinkled in just to make sure you’re not clicking with one hand the whole time. A few of the “combat” bits feel like they exist only so the dev can say, see, this is a real game, not just porn, look, there’s a health bar. Nobody is fooled. The AI art gives everything this slightly off, dreamlike vibe where Clara’s boobs seem to grow a bit from one scene to the next and you’re not sure if it’s the supposed “breast expansion” angle or just the model losing its mind. Sometimes her face shifts a little weird mid animation and it’s like she’s turning into a different hot cousin for half a second. I kind of liked it, even while my brain was going, what the hell, pick a version and stick with it. Also, small complaint: there is one button in the UI that looks like it should open a proper settings menu but only gives you like three options and none of them are the one you want and it irritated me way more than it should. Anyway, if the idea of a smug, big-titted archaeologist slowly turning into your personal plaything while she pretends to still be in charge sounds fun, this thing absolutely leans into that fantasy and then trips over its own jokes, stands up, and shoves your dick between her boobs again.

This thing hits you in the face right away. You open it and the game just starts calling you a pathetic virgin like it knows what tabs you had open before. Male protagonist, first year uni in late 90s Wales, stuck in that ugly campus mix of shitty carpet, nicotine stains, and horny brain. Everyone thinks you will die alone, and frankly the game agrees. Then the goth girl walks in like a walking middle finger to your self-esteem. Tall, boots, chains, black lipstick that looks like it tastes of smoke and cheap vodka. She is not your cute “secretly soft” goth. She is full female domination mode. She enjoys humiliating you, and the game really lets her. Public teasing in hallways, denial until you literally beg, exhibitionism moments where she pushes you close to being seen, and then pulls away only to grind on someone actually confident while you watch from the corner. If you hate netorare, this is a hate crime. If you like it, you will have your hand on your phone more than on your textbook.

What caught me off guard is how the corruption is not only sexual but social. The more you let her step on you, the more other people on campus join the act, and the POV stuff gets nasty. You see her big ass riding someone else through a cracked door while you are forced to hold her bag like an idiot. Or she sends you pics of her sucking off a dude from the football team, with your unread essays visible on your desk in the background. There is voyeurism everywhere, even when you are not the viewer. Sometimes you are the thing being watched: being paraded around as the loser virgin toy in a group chat that you are not even allowed to post in. The game even throws a milf teacher at you, but in that mean way, like, you think “finally, someone kind” and suddenly you are watching her get pounded by a classmate while she grades your paper with a red pen and one hand on his abs. The humor is cruel and honestly kind of funny, like that scene where your phone autocorrects “please” to “pee” while you are begging her to let you cum, and she just runs with it in a way I am still slightly disturbed by. There is a whole mobile phone layer built into the game, with apps that feel suspiciously like WhatsApp and Instagram where you keep scrolling old chats trying to find where exactly your dignity died, then getting distracted by AI generated CG of her in a “maybe pregnant, maybe not” ending that hits way harder than it should. I still cannot forgive the tiny thing where notification sounds are slightly off from real apps and my brain kept twitching every single time, but yeah, I kept playing anyway.

First thing that hit me with this game was how it feels like someone mashed together a horny detective anime and a horny dating sim, then just said “yeah, that’s fine” and never sanded the edges. You’re this fresh grad magical agent with a stupidly heroic name you can change if you hate it, sent into a “quiet” town that is absolutely not quiet in the horny sense. The whole Hope Springs thing sounds wholesome but the moment you show up at the manor it’s like every girl there gets a notification on her phone that says “target acquired, tease him.” Mary is that elegant rich girl type who pretends she is all formal and classy, but her idea of hospitality is basically “oh, you don’t have a room? stay here and let my maids climb all over your self control.” The game loves slow teasing, it really drags it out, clothes sliding off piece by piece, animated little gestures, lips close but not touching for way too long, that kind of thing. Sometimes it drives you insane in a good way, sometimes you just want to scream “stop licking the ice cream and eat it already.”

I liked how it keeps playing with voyeur stuff without turning it into full creepy stalker mode. You catch glimpses of Sally changing through a half open door and you know the game set that up on purpose. Or you “accidentally” walk in on Alice in the shower and the camera lingers at exactly the spots your eyes would, wet skin and soap sliding down, her doing that fake shocked thing like “oh no, what are you doing here?” while clearly posing. There are scenes where you’re forced to just watch, not touch, listening to muffled moans through a wall, hearing sloppy wet sounds and little gasps, and the UI just refuses to move forward until you sit with it. It almost feels unfair and I loved that, but also hated it. The romance angle is actually way sweeter than I expected for a porn game, though. Characters flirt, joke, send you texts that feel like actual horny WhatsApp chats, not some stiff script. Mary will roast you one moment, then blush the next when you push back and tell her exactly how you want to pin her against her own antique wardrobe. There’s a ton of humor, stupid little jokes, bad puns, fourth wall nudges that show the dev watches too much anime. It breaks the mood sometimes, especially when you’re halfway through a blowjob scene and someone cracks a line that feels like it belongs on Reddit, but at least it feels like a real horny nerd wrote it, not a committee.

What really stuck in my head is how it lets the harem fantasy grow almost naturally. You flirt with one girl, another gets jealous, then she “accidentally” needs your help undressing, and suddenly you’re juggling promises and half-dressed bodies and tongue on skin in three different routes that start overlapping. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to be questioning someone about the missing artifact but end up with your face between her thighs under a desk while another character talks right in front of you. The game leans hard into oral, like, full focus on lips, tongue, sucking sounds, your chin slick, their thighs trembling around your head. Animated movements make it feel extra filthy when a girl slowly sinks down in your lap and you can see the teasing little grind before she actually takes you in. It is romantic in a twisted, yandere-bait way too, the kind of “I will ruin every other girl’s chances and smile while doing it” romance. The story about magic and rogue agents is kind of cute and kind of background noise, sometimes you forget you’re supposed to be chasing an artifact because you’re too busy watching stockings slide off and panties get pushed aside. But then again, who cares about magic when you have a manor full of horny distractions that want your attention, your tongue, your cock, and your stupid soft side all at once.

This RWBY parody throws you into Beacon Academy as some kind of therapist or counselor, which honestly sounds like the worst job ever until you realize what kind of "therapy" you'll be providing. The whole premise is basically "what if you had authority over all these anime girls and decided to be a complete creep about it?" - and yeah, that's exactly what happens.

The point-and-click mechanics work fine I guess, though sometimes clicking on things feels weird and unresponsive. You're basically going around corrupting everyone from Ruby to Yang to that ice queen Weiss, plus a bunch of other characters I can't even remember the names of. The corruption progression is pretty standard trainer game stuff - start innocent, gradually push boundaries, eventually everyone's throwing themselves at you because... reasons? The dialogue tries to be funny but it's hit or miss, mostly miss if I'm being honest. Some of the sexual harassment scenarios are so over-the-top they loop back to being amusing, like when you're supposed to be helping with "emotional support" but you're just groping people. The handjob scenes are decent enough, and there's plenty of big tits bouncing around if that's your thing. Blake's corruption arc was actually kind of hot, but then again I might just have a thing for cat girls. Wait, was I talking about the gameplay? The harem aspect builds up slowly which is good because rushing into it would've been even more ridiculous than it already is. Some of the 3D models look janky as hell though - Yang's hair clips through her body half the time and it's distracting during the good parts. The male domination stuff gets pretty intense later on, way more than I expected from something that started so tame. Honestly the whole thing feels like someone's power fantasy about being a shitty guidance counselor, but somehow it works better than it should.