Midna finally gets what every horny fan on the internet has been drawing for years, and it’s just as dirty as your old browser history. This little imp from Twilight Princess is dropped straight into a private sex menu where she basically exists to service that big Hylian cock in every way you’ve secretly wanted since you were “just looking up Zelda lore on Google Images.” No plot, no hero’s journey, no saving Hyrule, only Midna staring at your screen like, “yeah, I know why you’re here, you filthy human, pick something from the corner and stop pretending.” You click an option, and suddenly her tiny body is wrapped around a thick shaft, those small tits bouncing a bit while her hands jerk you off with that smug expression that probably awakened half of the fandom in the first place. She’s got that mix of bratty and needy, like she’s mocking the size and still drooling over it, and it makes her handjob scenes feel like an insult and a reward at the same time. Very motivating combo, by the way.

Then the mouth comes into play and it honestly hits different. When she takes it in, the way her head moves and her lips stretch is weirdly satisfying, like someone actually paid attention to the sucking, not just looped some lazy motion. One second she’s working the shaft with both hands, the next her tongue’s all over the tip, and you’re just there thinking, “I really shouldn’t be this turned on by a gremlin from a Nintendo game,” while your mouse keeps clicking new angles like you’re browsing TikTok, but instead of dances it’s deepthroat. The anal part is where the game just stops pretending to be classy at all. Small imp, big cock, tight hole, and she still looks like she’s half annoyed, half addicted to it. Watching her get it in the ass, with her back arched and her hips pushed out, is that kind of scene you tell yourself you’ll watch once, just to check, and twenty minutes later you’re still there, trying every variation of speed like you’re testing a new vibrator setting. The cumshots are absolute porn-brain territory too, no subtlety, just thick white mess all over her face, in her mouth, dripping from her ass, like the artist had one goal: “make sure the player knows this guy definitely didn’t pull out.” And you do know. Repeatedly.

What’s funny is how simple the whole thing is and still it worms into your brain. It’s just you, a list of actions in the corner you keep pretending not to hover over, and Midna being a complete pervert about every single one. There’s something oddly charming about how she goes from smug little troll to cum-soaked toy, then back to smug like nothing happened, like she’s ready to tease you again and you’re the only one embarrassed here. Sometimes the small tits work even better because the focus is on her expressions and the cock she’s worshipping, not some giant bouncing balloons blocking the view. Then again, when she’s riding, her chest moves just enough to remind you they’re there and honestly that sells the motion more than any huge anime chest could. I kept switching between oral and anal like I was changing Spotify tracks, hunting for that “just right” rhythm, and when the final spurt hits and you see her swallow or feel it dripping out of her used asshole, it’s this filthy little payoff that makes you think, “yeah ok, one more round,” which is obviously a lie you believe every time. The whole thing feels like a very specific thirst from a very specific part of the internet somehow got turned into a toy you can actually click and play with, and if you were ever even slightly weak to Midna fanart, good luck pretending you’re not going to check every single option at least twice.

You’re the guy behind the “casting couch” camera this time, not the hero saving worlds or the clueless harem protagonist tripping on boobs by accident. No, you’re the one who gets to look Raven in the eyes while she tries to pretend she’s not already wet on the leather sofa, you’re the one telling Zelda to turn a little more to the side so the camera can “catch the light” while you’re actually just admiring how her royal ass fills the frame. The game throws you into this cheap-looking studio with a shitty couch, a camera, a few options, and then just casually drops girls like Ochako, Rem, Hestia, Lucoa, Cheelai, Mina, Meiko and the rest in front of you like a horny gacha pull that finally paid off. They sit down, they fidget, they ask why the camera is already recording, and you decide how fast you want that fake interview to turn into a full-on porn shoot.

What makes it fun is that it doesn’t pretend to be high art. The “story” is basically you asking dumb questions like some budget Pornhub producer, choosing dialog lines that push them toward undressing, sucking, riding, or getting their tight little anime pussy filled on camera. One moment you’re being “professional”, asking Hestia about her talents, the next you tell her to stand up and spin slowly, and suddenly that boob window dress feels about two sizes too small. You can play it smooth, tease them, be kind of respectful, or just cut through the bullshit and ask them how many guys they’ve fucked. Sometimes they blush and stutter, sometimes they smirk and lean forward, tits almost pushing out of the screen, and there’s this tiny thrill when you realize you picked the line that makes them say “fine, but don’t stop filming.” The animations are simple but filthy enough, with a lot of focus on big tits bouncing, big asses slapping, deep-throat shots, messy ahegao faces and that moment where your cock finally disappears inside them and they moan like they’ve been waiting all day for it. There’s vaginal sex, sloppy oral, cum all over their faces, cum in their mouths, cum on their boobs, you get the idea. Sometimes the pacing is weird and you jump from casual chat to dick-in-mouth a bit too quick, but honestly, that’s also exactly how these fake casting videos feel on those shady sites you pretend you don’t visit.

What really hit me was when Dexter’s mom walked in, acting like some bored MILF who just “needs extra cash” and then five clicks later she’s on her knees, ass in the air, huge hips wobbling while she takes every thrust like it’s a workout. Or Meiko from Prison School, trying to keep that strict teacher tone until you tell her to kneel and she slips into obedient mode like it’s the most natural thing ever. Toga’s crazy eyes staring at your cock, Mina acting all bubbly while drool runs down her chin, Raphtalia trying to stay polite while you make her ride you for the audition, Android 18 pretending she’s above all this before you make her swallow. It’s shameless fanservice, totally horny, not subtle at all, and that’s honestly the whole charm. The dialogue sometimes repeats and the sound can be a bit lazy, I kinda wish there were more variants of reactions when you pick different answers, but when Rem is moaning with your dick buried deep in her and Zelda is waiting in the lobby for her turn, it’s hard to stay mad about anything. It feels like scrolling horny Twitter, browsing Hentai Haven, and stumbling into an endless casting tape where every waifu you ever crushed on is finally told to take off her clothes and prove she deserves a spot in your private collection.

Reiko, the fiery redhead you might remember from past encounters, is back to drag you deeper into a world of raw, unfiltered pleasure. This time, the game throws you straight into the heat of the moment where your goal is clear: fill her tight, willing ass with every drop of your cum. What sets this game apart is how you can shift seamlessly between intense sex scenes and voyeuristic view modes, letting you watch every slick detail unfold from angles that make your pulse race. Your mouse becomes your instrument of domination - click through menus, select your moves, and decide exactly how you want to break her down, one filthy choice at a time. The game’s mechanics are designed to keep you hooked, blending smooth controls with outrageous visuals that capture every splash, every gasp, and every twitch of Reiko’s body under your command. Reiko isn’t just a character; she’s a legend reborn in this twisted homage to classic adventures, mixing the thrill of exploration with the rawness of adult fantasies. If you’re craving a game that combines brutal anal action, relentless cumshots, and the chance to control every filthy detail, this is the playground you’ve been waiting for. Click, fuck, watch, and repeat - there’s no limit to how deep you can go or how filthy things can get once you start playing.

This one hits different on a phone screen, in a kinda dirty, lazy Sunday way. It’s just you, your thumb, and Midna filling the whole display like she’s crawling right out to sit on your lap. No menus in your face, no stupid pop‑ups, you just tap and slide on her body and watch how she reacts. It feels almost too simple at first, like “ok, I just poke her and she moans, big deal”, then ten minutes later you’re still rubbing that same spot because the tiny change in pace flips her from teasing smirk to that hungry look like she’s begging you to stick it in already. The POV angle makes it feel like you’re lying under her, looking up, with her tits bouncing in your face while she rides. Sometimes the camera is a bit stubborn if you’re used to fancy Unity stuff from Nutaku or those polished mobile ports, but here it’s raw and straight to the point, like some old Flash game that never learned shame.

The nice thing on touch is how natural the teasing feels. You don’t have to memorize combos or whatever, you just drag your finger over her nipples, slide around her thighs, tap her ass, and she slowly goes from smug imp queen to “shut up and fuck me”. There’s a point when you shift from stroking her tits to actually pressing deeper and the game lets you slide into her, and it’s that smooth, dirty moment your brain goes “ok, now we’re fucking”. Anal comes in kind of out of nowhere if you experiment with position taps, like you push just a bit lower and suddenly she’s taking it in the ass and the whole vibe gets rougher, with that mix of pain and pleasure on her face. I didn’t expect to like that here, but the way your thumb controls the rhythm, speeding up or slowing down, makes it feel more personal than just clicking “anal scene” in a menu. There’s a titfuck angle too where your cock is squished between her red‑tinted breasts, sliding up and down, her mouth so close but not quite touching, and you’re just dragging back and forth on the screen to keep that slick motion going.

The x‑ray bit surprised me more than it should. I thought it would be gimmick, but when you toggle it and see your shaft sliding inside her, stretching her, filling her ass, it syncs with your strokes so well that your hand starts following the animation without you thinking. It’s like your finger is the dick. It’s a little cursed that this works better on my cheap Android browser than some “real” games I grabbed off itch.io that lag like crazy. The cumshot is where it all sorta explodes at once: you can hold yourself on the edge by tapping slower, then go wild, and when you climax it splashes all over her belly, her face, sometimes caught between her tits, sometimes hitting weird spots like her hairline and you’re like “ok, that’s not where I aimed but sure”. I wish they gave more control over exact aim, like letting you drag the final spray, but whatever, you can reload fast and go again. There’s not really a story to remember, just a horny little reunion with Midna that feels like a dirty secret you keep in your mobile browser tab, ready for one hand and no patience.