Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.

Atlas is that kind of immortal asshole who thinks he has everything under control, and then one horny night just blows up four centuries of “peace” because he smells the wrong pussy in the wrong crowd. He is the prince of vampires, everyone whispers his name like he is some tragic hero, but in practice you are just a very old bastard with fangs, a hard dick, and a talent for attracting trouble with tits. You walk into this human party, sniff something strange, and there she is: Leyala. Gorgeous, guarded, looks like she could stab you or ride you, maybe both in same scene. She is hiding something huge, and of course the best way to get the truth is to push her against a wall and see how long she can keep secrets with your hand between her legs.

The whole thing plays like someone mixed horny Skyrim with a trashy vampire soap opera and Pornhub tabs left open in the background. One moment you are talking politics with ancient nobles, next moment you have three girls in your bed, two tongues around your shaft and one pretty little thing kissing your chest like you are some romantic idiot from a dating sim. There is a real “collect them all” vibe too. Dark skinned warrior milf who pretends she hates you while grinding her ass on your thigh. Shy asian mage who blushes like crazy the first time you make her stroke you under the table while the council is arguing about war. Blonde elf who says she is not into girls, then five minutes later is licking another woman’s pussy while you push your cock between their tits, using both their chests like one big slippery toy. The game just keeps stacking scenes like that, threesomes that suddenly become foursomes, a “simple” massage that turns into you giving an anal creampie because you clicked the slightly more rude option.

What I liked is how it does not rush the filth but still never forgets the point. You talk, you flirt, you roleplay the gentleman or the controlling bastard, you pretend to care about prophecies and realms, and then your “romantic moment” ends with you finishing all over a pretty ebony girl’s face while her best friend sits on your tongue, shaking and moaning loud enough that guards probably hear. Sometimes it feels almost sweet, like when you slowly help a nervous virgin relax, kissing her thighs, letting her ride you at her own pace, until she suddenly loses control and claws your chest when you cum deep inside. Then five minutes later you are ordering two experienced lesbians to put on a show for you in the bath, one of them sliding your cock between her ass cheeks while the other sucks the tip every time it pops out. It is messy, animated, completely unashamed, and the story keeps pretending it is about saving the Seven Realms when actually it is about how many different mouths, asses and tight wet holes one smug vampire prince can ruin before the world ends.

You wake up like some discount isekai protagonist, except instead of a goddess you get a smug catgirl perched on your chest, flicking your nose and calling you “pet” before you’ve even remembered your own name. She’s got a tail that never stops moving, ears that twitch every time you stare at her boobs for too long, and this stupidly cute collar that looks harmless until you notice the tiny shock symbols on it. Her “friend” is a floating robot ball with too many lenses and zero shame, scanning your body like it’s doing a hentai route speedrun. It keeps popping up in the worst possible moments, recording things, projecting things, adding “achievement unlocked” sounds when you manage to make someone squirt. The tone is somewhere between horny fever dream and slightly cursed sci‑fi, like someone mashed a harem fantasy together with a broken VR assistant and said: yeah, this is fine.

The game throws you into a sandbox city that feels normal for about five seconds. Then the catgirl drags you to a “training room” that’s basically a BDSM gym. You’ve got stocks, benches, magical glowing restraints that cling to skin like liquid metal, paddles that track “spank combo” count, and a weird high‑tech milking rig that starts as a joke and very quickly is not a joke. She teases you like hell, grinding on your lap, brushing your cock with her tail, then hopping away the moment you’re close because “good pets don’t cum without permission.” Orgasm denial hits early and it hits hard. The childhood friend shows up right when you’re half naked, sweaty, and frustrated. She’s tanned, short‑haired, built like she actually wins wrestling tournaments, and somehow straight up chill about walking in on you pinning the catgirl down. Next thing you know, she’s challenging you to a “friendly” grapple match where you either get your face smashed into her tits or taken down and ridden until you’re begging. She laughs when you lose, but her voice cracks a bit when you slide your hand along the tanlines on her hips and squeeze.

What caught me off guard is how the game keeps jumping from horny clowning to actual weird tenderness. You’re making a monster girl elf blush while she’s chained by glowing runes and calling you “master,” but then she shyly asks if you’d rather go slow and break her hymen properly instead of just ramming her. The robot orbits around you, projecting voyeur scenes like a perv Netflix: group sex in a bathhouse with steam barely covering bouncing big tits, a cosplay café where the maids are locked into orgasm denial belts until closing time, lactation experiments gone “accidentally” wild. There’s this one moment where you use your new powers to freeze time for everyone except yourself and your chosen girl, and it’s romantic for exactly three seconds before you realize you can reposition them, pose them, edge them, spank them, and even line up an anal creampie while the clock is still paused. You feel like a god and a creep at the same time, which is kind of the running joke here.

The pregnancy stuff ramps up once you stop pulling out. The game casually tracks who you’ve filled, who’s potentially knocked up, and then a few cycles later you’re getting messages like “my tits won’t stop leaking, can you help?” and suddenly you’re hand‑pumping milk out of a catgirl while the tan wrestler is kneeling behind you, stroking your dick with one hand and slapping your ass for “motivation.” There’s actual pregnant sex, big bellies bouncing while you go hard from behind, milk spraying when you pinch nipples, and that messed up but hot mix of them being embarrassed and proud at the same time. Sometimes the pacing is weird, you’ll go from spooky hallway with glitchy horror noises and a monster girl creeping along the ceiling to a goofy titfuck scene where the robot comments on your form like a coach. I kind of hated that shift and still replayed the voyeur scenes way too often. Oh, and there’s this tiny bug where the catgirl’s tail clips into her own ass right when you’re about to finish, and now I can’t unsee it. Still kept fucking her, of course.

Magic school is fucked again, and this time it’s not some dark lord with a tragic backstory, it’s the guys losing their minds and turning into horny creeps. All the dudes in the castle basically go from “slightly awkward wizard” to “walking sex curse”, and the only ones still thinking straight are the girls. So you end up following Hermione trying to be the responsible one while everything around her just keeps getting more twisted. She’s trying to investigate, act smart, use logic, but the curse keeps pushing her into dirtier and dirtier situations, like the castle itself is laughing at her. One minute she’s searching the library, next minute she’s cornered and stripped of her dignity in a corridor that used to be “safe”. The tone flips between goofy parody and genuinely fucked up a lot faster than you’d expect. It’s like someone mashed porn parody fanfic, Ren’Py logic, and that weird side of F95Zone together and just went “yeah this is fine”.

It’s all about the girls you already know, just not in the way the books wanted. Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Fleur, and yeah, some of the darker ones too, get dragged into this mess. The fun part is watching how each of them breaks in a different way. Hermione tries to resist and negotiate, argue her way out, but humiliation hits her the hardest because she actually cares about her reputation. Ginny has this stubborn thing going on, a bit more wild, more “fuck you” at first, which makes it kinda hot when she ends up in chains or on her knees anyway. Luna is just Luna, airy and dreamy, like half the time she doesn’t quite process how wrong things are, which makes some of her scenes feel soft and fucked up at the same time. Fleur starts proud and untouchable and then corruption content slams into her like a truck. And when Bellatrix or that ghost in the bathroom show up, it goes from teasing and light bondage to proper hardcore control, blackmail, and psychological play. There are moments where Hermione is forced to act like a slut in front of someone she hates, not because she “secretly wants it”, but because the situation leaves her with zero real options, and the game leans into that nasty power imbalance without apologizing. It’s not “romantic rough stuff”. It’s flat out “you’re mine for now, little witch”. The models are surprisingly expressive for this kind of 3DCG porn project, even if sometimes a hand clips through a boob and I keep noticing a chair in the background that is slightly rotated wrong and it pisses me off more than it should. But then you get a scene where Hermione is forced to kneel on cold stone while Luna watches, confused, and you forget all about that stupid chair.

The whole BDSM angle dances around between playful and cruel. One scene you get Ginny tied up and teased, with her trying to keep her bravado while someone toys with her, another scene has Hermione getting broken down through blackmail pictures and threats that would ruin her whole life in the castle. There’s a lot of corruption pacing that feels like slow poison: maybe the first time a girl gives in, it’s “just to escape”, later she starts reacting faster, moaning louder, being more submissive even when she still calls it disgusting. The game doesn’t pretend there’s some noble reason behind the sex, it really enjoys dragging them through dirty corridors, unused classrooms, bathrooms with echoing moans, and those fucked up encounters where they’re ordered to perform in front of someone else. There’s a bit where Moaning Myrtle is more than just a crying bathroom ghost, and what she does to Ginny is this weird mix of voyeurism and forced intimacy that people who spent too long on certain subreddits will recognize. On the tech side, it’s not polished like some polished Unreal showcase, but the lighting in some scenes hits exactly right, like dungeon shadows across pale skin, and that’s enough. I played it in Firefox with five other tabs open, Discord pinging, a VLC window paused on something completely different, and still ended up focusing way too hard on watching Hermione get humiliated by someone she should be able to outsmart. Then again, sometimes the pacing is off, a scene drags or a line of dialogue feels like it was written at 4% brain battery, but the next time you see Luna drooling around a gag with that dreamy look in her eyes, you forgive everything instantly. Or don’t. Whatever.