The hook here is simple and kinda dirty: your sister spoils you rotten for years, builds you up, then vanishes and throws you the keys to an apartment complex full of horny disasters who clearly never heard about boundaries. You pick if you play as a guy or a girl, but either way you’re the one everyone suddenly wants to impress, seduce, dominate, or milk like some perverted space-cow. It sounds like typical harem fantasy, and yeah, it is, but wrapped in this weird mix of romance and power play where one second you’re awkwardly trying to be a responsible landlord, and the next you’re elbow-deep in someone’s cleavage, trying not to think about how soft and warm and oh shit she’s pushing your head down further.

What I really liked is how the “pickup line” thing kind of sneaks up on you. The game doesn’t say “this is the flirting system” with big glowing text. You just start talking to tenants, and the dialogue branches suddenly care a lot about how bold or submissive you act. Pick a cheesy line with the shy lesbian tenant, and she blushes so hard you feel like a bully… then later she surprises you by pinning you to the wall and making you whimper. Try the same line on the confident femdom chick and she laughs like you’re a little toy and makes you prove you deserve to even look at her tits. I had one moment where I thought I was being smooth with a “romantic” reply, and the game answered with: “You say that while staring at her nipples.” That’s when I realized this thing is not interested in staying subtle.

The sex itself swings around a lot. You get soft, cuddly lesbian scenes where two girls just touch and kiss slowly, fingers exploring, hands on hips, careful teasing, and then out of nowhere someone pulls out toys that look like they belong in a sci-fi lab, presses them against swollen breasts and starts talking about how full she wants to feel. There’s a lot of focus on big tits, not just as decoration, but as actual gameplay focus: teasing, groping, titfucking, even milking. I spent way too long on one scene where I was just watching text describe how milk ran down her chest in thin lines and pooled around her nipples while you keep thrusting between them. It sounds stupid when I write it, but in the moment I was just scrolling like “yeah, go on, more detail, don’t stop here.” Then later in a different route the same body is treated totally different, more like a throne you kneel under while she uses your face or your cock without asking. Femdom fans will see the strings immediately. The domination swings between playful and actually kind of mean, especially if you lean into the “serve me” options. You get hand jobs that start as a reward and end as punishment, anal scenes that flip who’s in control mid-thrust, creampies that feel earned, not just “you came, congrats.” I wish the romance side was a bit stronger in some branches, but it also fits this messy tone where everyone is half in love, half horny, half lying to themselves. Yes, that’s three halves. Shut up.

The only thing that actually annoyed me is tiny: the way some lines repeat when you’re trying different approaches with the same girl, especially the landlord talk when all you want is to get back to the part where she threatens to sit on your face if you don’t answer correctly. It breaks the flow when you’ve already seen that text five times. But then suddenly you get a new variation of a scene where your character, male or female, gets dragged into a bed, toy pressed against them, and the tenant says something like “You’re in charge of this building, but I’m in charge of this body,” and my brain just forgets to be annoyed. There’s something funny about how often the game pretends to care about rent and cleaning schedules while the actual content is full-on groping in stairwells, panties pushed aside for quick vaginal fucks, tenants competing for your attention, and you trying to juggle being in control with being completely dominated. One route has you slowly building a kind of accidental harem, another route has you stuck under one woman’s heel, and in between you still toss out pickup lines like you’re on some cursed Tinder where everyone is horny and too honest. I kept thinking “this is too much” and then clicking the dirtiest option anyway.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Royal Madness is probably the closest thing to a horny fairytale written by a very drunk court painter who really likes cats with huge tits and smug faces. You’re tossed in as Lewis, bastard ocelot prince, and the world instantly treats your royal blood like a kink rather than a title. It’s not subtle about it. Every rival, every “enemy,” every supposed threat ends up circling one question: are you fucking them into your harem, or are they turning you into their cute little pet instead. The game doesn’t pretend to be noble. It treats power as a sex toy and nobility as an excuse to collar people and re-style their bodies until they match your tastes a bit too perfectly.

What I liked is that the characters aren’t just recolors of the same cat-girl with different boobs. The art actually feels like someone sat there and thought “ok, what if a smug lioness warlord had hips like a fertility statue and armor that only makes sense if her nipples are a political statement.” Sometimes it looks messy, lines a bit shaky, anatomy going off on its own adventure, but that fits the energy. It’s not corporate clean, more like horny sketchbook that got out of control. There is this rhino general, for example, huge chest, scars across the muzzle, and when you win their challenge the magic doesn’t just slap “now they are pretty” filter. No, you literally watch the body warp piece by piece, broad muscles smoothing or sharpening, maybe the tits swelling stupidly big while they gasp halfway between outrage and getting turned on by losing. That slow change hits way harder than a simple “transformation finished” screen.

The actual structure is that loose sandbox style where you hop from one hot mess to another, switching perspective between male and female protagonist when the story feels like it, not when you are ready. One scene you’re Lewis using magic to slowly erode the pride of a tiger knight, teasing him until his cock and even his voice betray how much he wants to kneel. Next time the game flips and you’re playing as one of your own ex-rivals, now loyal, wandering your palace and accidentally starting something filthy with a new intruder who thought they’d be the one on top. That shift is the fun part. You see the same harem from different eyes, sometimes as a conqueror, sometimes as the newest toy, sometimes as the one being “improved” by your own magic. And the kinks slide around too. One route gives you a stacked lion queen that you carefully nudge from terrifying monarch into doting, overprotective mommy dom, then another throws you against a seemingly submissive bunny clerk that ends with you collared, hips reshaped, moaning her name while she tests how flexible ocelot royalty can be when properly “reformed.” Half the time I was cursing at the tiny UI buttons and weird pacing, the other half I was staring at the screen of my phone on the tram, trying not to bite my lip like a complete idiot.

If you really want to squeeze every filthy drop out of it, don’t rush straight to the obvious sex scenes. Poke around the challenges, lose on purpose sometimes, see how the transformations twist when you’re the loser instead of the victor. Talk to characters again after you’ve changed them, especially the big tits crowd and the ones who pretended they didn’t care about you. Watch how their new bodies and new roles corrupt their own original goals. Treat each battle less like a level and more like a negotiation with the world’s nastiest fashion designer. That’s where the game actually gets hot.

You open this thing and it feels like you walked into the middle of someone else’s horny mistake. No intro, no slow build, you’re just stuck with Ivy and Piper, both acting like you already crossed ten lines with them and now you have to deal with it. The guy you control looks normal enough, but the whole vibe around him is “how did I fuck myself into this situation again?” which honestly fits the story. Ivy has that cool bitch energy, the kind of girl who will sit on your lap like she owns the chair and your dick at same time, while Piper is more playful, but in a way where you’re not sure if she’s flirting or setting you up. Their bodies are ridiculous in that porn logic way: big tits that do not even pretend to belong in physics, asses that swing around when they move, and the camera knows exactly how to zoom just enough to make you feel like a creep. The teasing is the real hook here though. Half the time they’re not even doing “sex”, they’re just orbiting around it, grinding on your leg, blowing warm air near your cock, licking something that is not quite you but clearly about to be you. It’s like being stuck in the world’s filthiest TikTok thirst trap where every swipe is another close up of cleavage.

The sandbox structure makes everything feel like you’re trapped in a horny escape room where the puzzle is “how far can I push them before they stop pretending to be mad and just fuck me properly”. You bounce between locations, poke around, pick options, trigger scenes. There’s this one moment where Ivy is pretending she’s bored, scrolling her phone on the couch. You sit down, she puts her legs over your lap in this casual way, then slowly starts rubbing her heel against your crotch. You try to act chill, choose the option to ignore it, and she just smirks and presses harder, like “yeah, that’s what I thought”. Later there’s a scene in a bathroom where Piper corners you, looks up with these wide innocent eyes, and starts unzipping your pants like it’s the most normal thing. The blowjob there is animated with just enough detail to make you feel dirty: tongue sliding on the underside, cheeks hollowing, her mascara a little messy. It’s not super realistic, but it’s hot in that “Pornhub but more personal” way. The handjob stuff is surprisingly good too, they actually use both hands sometimes, with that slow glide where you see the pre-cum and she teases the tip instead of just jerking like a piston. And then suddenly the game trolls you by stopping right before you cum, making the girl laugh and walk away while you sit there hard and pissed off. That edging bullshit annoyed me, and I still kept clicking for more like an idiot. The BDSM side is pretty soft at first, more psychological than chains and whips, like Ivy choking you lightly during a kiss or grabbing your wrists and pinning them while riding you, but if you go along with it and pick the right choices, she starts pushing harder, calling you her toy, slapping your face a bit. It’s not hardcore sadistic stuff, more like aggressive sex with control issues, which honestly fits their personalities. At some point I just realized the game was less about “finishing” and more about being dragged through these long, teasing scenes where you’re always two seconds from release and someone decides to pull back, spit on it, stroke you slow, and smile like they just found a new way to own you.

The 3D look is kinda weird at first, faces a bit plastic, but then the way the bodies move during oral and grinding scenes starts to grow on you. When Ivy straddles your character, her ass shifts in this very deliberate way, cheeks spreading just enough to show a hint of her hole when she leans forward, then her tits swing a little when she starts bouncing. The lighting sometimes makes their skin look too smooth, like they’re made of polished rubber, and it bothered me more than it should, especially in close-ups. There was this one angle in a blowjob scene where Piper’s hair clips just sat there completely still while everything else moved, and it pulled my eyes out of the moment. I kept waiting for them to jiggle or something and they never did. No idea why that bugged me so much. But anyway, the good part is that the animations are not stiff, they have tiny movements, like a thumb rubbing the head of your cock while she talks to you, or a slow circle of her hips when she’s sitting on your face. Yeah, there is oral from both sides, and if you play your cards right, you get that moment where one is riding your face while the other strokes you, leaning in to whisper shit like “don’t you dare cum yet” while squeezing your balls. It almost feels like a toxic group chat turned into a game: two hot girls who know they’ve got power over you, bullying you with their tits and mouths. You click, they tease, you think you’re in control because it’s “sandbox”, and then you realize you’re just chasing the next scene like a horny dog. Not gonna pretend it’s perfect, but it hits that specific itch where you want to be turned into a plaything, talked down to, jerked off slow, then finally allowed to blow all over those big, fake, wonderful tits that were in your face since the start.

Kidnapped in the middle of training, dumped into a world that feels like a horny JRPG fever dream, and surrounded by women who could crush your skull between their thighs if they felt slightly bored. That’s basically the vibe here. You start as this pretty regular male trainee, trying to keep up with your sensei, then suddenly two insanely hot strangers show up, knock your whole life sideways, and drag both of you into some twisted fantasy realm where every “empress” you meet wants either your obedience, your cock, or both at the same time. Story pretends it’s about rescuing your sensei, but honestly half the time I forgot she even exists because the game keeps throwing another stacked villainess in front of your face and going “yeah, you’re gonna kneel for this one too.” And you probably will. The world is split into zones that feel like fetish stages: one moment you’re in some gloomy palace where the ruler sits on a throne like a bored goddess, one heel on your chest, next scene you’re sneaking through ruins with your balls still aching from the “training” she gave you as a reward for losing.

What really hits hard is how the women don’t just dominate you with dialog, they use the whole environment. Dungeon fight lost? You get pinned to the cold stone floor while she rides you slow, talking trash, making you beg as if the combat never even mattered. Win a “boss” fight? Nice try, she still ends up straddling your face, using your tongue like it’s just another weapon she looted. The 3D scenes lean heavily into big tits and body worship: soft skin, heavy breasts in your face, thighs around your head while she milks you like you’re just a toy she found in a chest. Some scenes are almost sweet for a second, when one of the empresses pretends to care, strokes your cheek, kisses you slow, then immediately flips you over and fucks you from above until you’re shaking and she’s laughing about how weak you are. Dialog swings from “I’ll crush your rebellion” to “I’ll drain you dry” without even a pause, and somehow both feel totally normal in this world. Combat and choices exist, sure, but half the time you click something and just wonder what fresh humiliation or surprise handjob is coming next. Honestly I loved it, and also kinda hated myself for loving it, which is exactly the mood this game seems to enjoy rubbing in your face.