Guy lives a comfy boring life, then one really bad day turns into his best mistake. He dies. Game just grabs him, throws him into a world full of monsters with curves and claws and cocks and way too much eye contact, and suddenly he is supposed to be some kind of future Monster Lord. No normal dating stuff here, it’s all messy and horny and kind of sweet in a trashy way. You hop between scenes like a point & click cartoon, poking at things you probably shouldn’t, and half the time that means someone ends up naked or at least leaking pre. There is a lot of soft moments hidden under all the filth though, like when a big scary beast girl leans in for a kiss and then just asks if he’s actually ok with all this, right before she pushes his face between her tits and uses them on his dick while her tail plays with his ass. That mix of “I might eat you” and “I might cuddle you after I creampie you twice” hits weirdly nice.

What took me by surprise is how the game doesn’t pretend to be straight only. You get the classic big tits, big ass, sloppy oral, titfuck, pussy dripping on his cock until she milks him dry, all of that, but also the MC getting shy and flustered around pretty boys that don’t even try to look “manly”. One of the traps is drawn insanely cute, like anime idol cute, and the moment he drops his pants and that hard cock pops out, MC just stares too long and you realize “ok, they’re not no-homo-ing this, they actually let him be into it”. That scene where you wake up in a tent, hear noises, and peek out to see him jerking off in the moonlight, cock shining with lube, ears twitching, tail swaying, and you get a voyeurism choice to watch or go help him with your hand or mouth, that felt like something written by someone who actually watches guys, not a token “for the gays” checkbox. At the same time, sometimes it feels like the dude’s attraction flips a bit too fast, like one minute he’s all “I’m not into guys”, next minute he has monster jizz on his tongue and acts like he’s always loved it, but honestly that’s kind of realistic disaster bi energy, I’ve seen worse on Grindr.

Sex pacing jumps all over the place. One chapter teases you forever, lots of groping, slow handjobs, MC teasing nipples on a monster girl with four boobs while she rubs her fat ass on his lap and just makes him beg before he finally shoves into her and fills her pussy, cum dripping down her thighs in a long animated loop. Next chapter, you blink and suddenly he is on his knees with a beastman’s cock in his throat, eyes watering, then getting pinned and fucked until he takes a sloppy creampie and you barely had time to process the setup. I kind of love that chaos and also hate it. Same with the romance. Some routes feel like actual relationships, with cute little talks after masturbation scenes where they just sit around half dressed and awkward, others are more like porn hub clips stitched together. The furry designs swing from adorable to “ok this one looks like a plush toy that learned what choking is” and sometimes the proportions are crazy, like asses so huge they look like they’d break a chair, but that’s half the fun. It’s pretty obvious the dev is just shoving all their kinks in: voyeur stuff, traps, monster girls, oral, tits, asses, lots of messy cum and a male protagonist who slowly stops pretending he isn’t enjoying every second of it. Could have more actual gay romance arcs instead of just sex flags, but I already know they won’t change that and I still keep clicking on every new chapter like an idiot.

Ezio looks like the kind of idiot who installs TikTok for “research”, and somehow that’s exactly why this game works. You’re dropped into this school-life sandbox where everyone pretending to be normal, except Ezio and his sister are walking around with animal ears like it’s nothing. Well, she’s not “nothing” about it at all. Margaret is loaded with this ugly little self-hate complex, hiding her ears, her tail, her whole body language, and you can literally watch her freeze up when other students stare for half a second too long. Then you remember you’re controlling the same guy who stares at her reflection in the bathroom mirror like he’s discovered porn for the first time. He’s peeking through doors, catching her changing, jerking off afterward like it’s just part of the morning routine. The game doesn’t try to justify it with some deep lore, it just leans straight into “yeah, this dude is kinda fucked up and also horny as hell.” And it’s really funny, in a shitty, very human way, how often he tries to “help” her with her insecurities and it ends with him mentally undressing her instead.

The voyeur stuff hits fast. You’re in the house, you start learning which rooms creak, where the camera angles let you see a bit too much thigh, when she forgets to lock the bathroom door. There was one moment where I sent Ezio back to his room, opened his phone, and he starts scrolling like he’s bored, but he clearly can’t stop thinking about how her towel slipped earlier. Next thing, he’s grabbing lube from the drawer you didn’t even notice before, and the game just lets you sit there watching him masturbate to this totally ordinary memory of his own sister. No big build-up, no fanfare, just “yeah, he’s doing that now.” It almost feels worse when the scene is quiet. Then at school, you’re walking down the corridor, surrounded by normal students, normal uniforms, and your brain suddenly remembers the way Margaret’s ears twitch when she gets flustered and now every dialogue choice feels like you’re testing how far you can push her. She bends over a desk for something, and the camera lingers exactly long enough that you feel like a creep, but not long enough to click away. The big ass, the big tits, the monster-girl vibe, it’s all right there, but wrapped into this slow, teasing pacing where you start craving the next “accident” more than the actual sex scene. There is one dumb tiny thing that annoyed me: the text box spacing is just a little off, like two pixels too high or something, and my eyes kept going “what is wrong” every time a new line popped, and of course the game never cares about that at all and just keeps throwing horny brother-brain at you until you forget you were even annoyed.

This thing feels like someone took a cheap summer porn comic, left it in the sun on some random tropical island, then tried to turn it into a game after getting drunk on hotel piña coladas. You arrive at this resort where Joy runs the place, and the whole vibe is “vacation where nobody wears proper clothes and everybody pretends this is normal”. You click a bit, suddenly you’re getting a blowjob near the pool, then a handjob in the bar storage, then fucking some milf in a bungalow with the fan squeaking louder than her. That fan sound annoyed me way too much, by the way, and I still kinda hate it. The loop is simple as hell: find a girl, click to flirt, click more, now she’s on her knees or bent over a balcony with her tits bouncing while the ocean is in the background like a cheesy music video. It’s not subtle at all. But the funny part is, it doesn’t even try to be subtle, and somehow that’s kind of honest.

I’m pretty picky with soundtracks, I collect chiptune tracks and old OSTs like a hoarder, so when I open an adult game and it just has some stock tropical lounge loop, I roll my eyes. Here, the music is whatever, but because the scenes are animated, your brain kind of tunes it out. The animations are actually smoother than they deserve to be for something this braindead. You got these big tit girls in tiny resort outfits, asses that look like they were inflated in Blender, and the classic vacation palette everywhere. One minute you’re watching a milf riding you on a beach chair with sand probably going in places it should not, next minute you’re pounding her from behind in this hotel room that looks like it came from a midrange booking.com listing. I like that, actually. Porny, but not ridiculous sci fi stuff. At the same time, every girl has the same porn logic: two clicks of teasing, maybe a line like “you’re so bad, someone might see us” and then boom, she’s sucking your cock like she got paid for a full hour. Which is hot, yeah, but also, it kills any tension if you care about buildup at all. Though I say that and then still skip half the dialog to reach the anal scene on the sunbed.

There was this moment at the pool bar where I clicked through too fast, and suddenly I’m getting a sloppy blowjob under the counter while the bartender is “not noticing”. The animation loops, her head bobbing, your cum shot triggers, and I literally thought of old SNES games where sprite animations looped a bit too obviously. Except here it’s your dick. And I kinda grinned like an idiot, because it reminded me of playing old ROMs in RetroArch while listening to chip covers of eurodance tracks. Totally different genre, same brain tick. The game is stupidly straightforward, it’s basically a sex buffet: big ass, big tits, oral, vaginal, anal, some handjob foreplay if you click a different option, all dressed up in palm trees and resort uniforms. Sometimes the angles are great, like when you’re fucking a girl from behind on the balcony and the sea is framed perfectly behind her ass. Sometimes the camera goes all weird and you mostly see shoulder and hair and you’re like “move a bit, I want to see the action, not your spine.” There is no romance, no shame, no real story, just a vacation where you are the walking hard-on that everyone is apparently waiting for. And I swear there was one scene I wanted to replay and I couldn’t find it again because I forgot which area I clicked, and that annoyed me more than it should have, but then a different milf bent over a sun lounger and I kinda forgot what I was looking for.

El Presidente in an all girls reform camp sounds like the start of a shitpost on r/greentext, but here it actually turns into a horny fantasy adventure that kind of spirals out of control in a fun way. You begin as this smug guy who clearly thinks he’s way smarter than the system, gets dumped in a camp full of “troubled” girls, and then slowly realizes the weirdest thing there is not the girls acting out, but the stuff that lives behind the trees and the strange symbols carved into random places. At first it plays like a goofy summer camp sandbox: you sneak around, peek through windows, “accidentally” bump into a counselor in the showers, do the usual route-minmax routine while tracking affection values in your head like some degenerate Excel sheet. Then, just when you think it’s all about tits and asses and groping scenes, the monster girl angle kicks in and the story suddenly has this nerdy fantasy layer with arcane writing and old secrets hidden under all the horny teasing.

Erotically, it leans hard into slow build and playful humiliation in a good way. You get a lot of scenes where you are half in control, half just swept into the girls’ chaos. A big part of the fun is that many of them know exactly what you’re trying to do. You sneak up to a cabin window at night thinking “ok, free voyeur content” and then one girl just pulls the curtains aside and stares right back at you, topless, smirking, like she was waiting for you the whole time. Or you try some awkward groping move during a “mandatory trust exercise” and the game lets you fumble with her huge ass, then writes it like she lets you go a bit too far but still calls you out in front of everyone the next day. It mixes that humiliation with reward, so you’re blushing and horny at same time, which is basically the core fetish loop here. The big tits and big asses are not just there as decoration, they are written into the scenes, like when a girl uses her chest to pin you against a tree while “interrogating” you about a monster sighting, or a monster girl wraps you in tentacles in a way that somehow focuses very carefully on your crotch and her curves instead of just being slime porn.

What caught me off guard is how much there is to poke at. The sandbox setup actually lets you do the classic “ok, what if I only talk to this one character for a week” experiment. I used a literal Google Sheet to track which camp events trigger in the evening depending on where I spent the afternoon, and there are branching bits that only show if you stack certain flags in a weird order, like spying on a specific cabin multiple times before helping with a search patrol. One night event had me sneaking through the forest after a rumor about a glowing figure. I expected cheap jumpscare and a quick H-scene. Instead, I ended up translating part of a strange language scribbled on a rock while a half-naked monster girl watched from a tree, tail swaying, waiting for me to fuck up the chant. The game lets you fail that on purpose, and if you do, the punishment is lewd as hell, very teasing, lots of touching, almost no actual “finish”, and somehow that blueballs feeling fits the character’s arc perfectly. There are animated loops sprinkled in that give life to the groping, hips grinding, tits bouncing, not Hollywood-level animation but dirty enough that you stop noticing flaws after a minute. Comedy hits hard too: one scene had me cornered in the mess hall, forced to explain why my “map of the camp” looked suspiciously like a chart of shower schedules, and I actually laughed while also thinking “ok, this is a little too close to how I play these games.” The only thing that annoyed me a bit is that some routes feel hidden in a weird way, like you need to click a random background prop on Wednesday afternoon or you miss a whole teasing sequence, but I guess that also keeps the place feeling like an actual camp with secrets, not just a straight porn corridor. I came for the dumb premise, stayed because suddenly I was calculating optimal paths to see if I could unlock the monster girl route without losing access to that one scene where the counselor rides your lap during a “meditation session” and pretends it’s completely professional.