A lich on the throne, a princess in chains, and you stuck in the middle like some horny middle manager of a dead kingdom. That is the whole mood here. You’re not a chosen hero, you’re the guy who helped the coup and now has to live with it while everyone around you tries to fuck you, kill you, or both in the same scene. The game runs in browser, VN style, but it doesn’t pretend to be classy. It’s all court politics, rotten magic and filth. One moment you’re negotiating with the undead king’s sexy fixer with her smug little smile and leather collar, next you’re in the dungeon “questioning” a rebel girl, and the choices are basically: be a bastard, be an even bigger bastard, or try to be decent and watch the world punish you for it. The writing is surprisingly sharp in that Eastern Euro fan-translated way where sometimes a line is awkward as hell but it hits harder because of that. There’s this scene where you visit a brothel that operates under the lich’s protection, and the madam talks about “patriotic holes” in such a dry tone I had to pause my browser and just stare at the screen.

Sex wise, it goes all over the place, and I mean that literally. Group scenes in candlelit halls with masked nobles using slaves like toys, rough groping in narrow corridors while guards pretend not to see, monster stuff in the catacombs where tentacled things treat clothes as a suggestion. There’s soft girl on girl moments too, especially around the princess if you steer her that way, with slow kissing and oral, but the game really likes humiliation and control. Tits fuck in chains, throat used like it’s just another hole, and the classic “kneel and open your mouth while we talk politics” thing that never really gets old. Some scenes are animated just enough to be dirty, not smooth, like those old Flash games we all pretended not to know, and somehow that fits. The BDSM has levels: sometimes it’s light bondage and teasing, sometimes it goes all the way into graphic torture mixed with sex that will absolutely not be for everyone, but the game does not stop to explain or apologize. There is one lesbian torture interrogation involving a captured resistance girl and a noblewoman that is written almost lovingly, then slips suddenly into real cruelty, and I honestly had to click through slower because it felt too real.

The morality stuff is where it sneaks up on you. You can play loyal dog to the lich, leaning into the corruption, whoring out prisoners, pimping citizens into prostitution to fund your schemes, basically turning the kingdom into a meat market. Or you can side with the resistance, which is not pure at all either. They use people, they push you into group orgies for “trust building”, they throw captured collaborators to monsters for entertainment. The princess is the weird center of it all, locked up but still dangerous. If you visit her cell enough, and push her buttons, she flips between broken submissive and manipulative brat, and there’s a route where she lets you fuck her through the bars while whispering about burning the whole city. I liked how the choices actually branch into different endings, not just color swaps. One run I ended as a half-mad mercenary fucking a demon on a pile of corpses, another I limped into a bittersweet “good” ending where the princess rules and I’m basically her private pet, chained on a cushion behind the throne in a golden collar. The game uses explicit violence and sex like a hammer, but sometimes it slips in a line like “you remember the faces of those you sold” and that hits harder than all the blood. Also, tiny thing, the auto-skip sometimes stops at random lines and it annoyed the hell out of me and I kept meaning to fix it in settings and never did.

First day back in class, you’re already bored as hell, and the teacher’s voice sounds like background noise from a cheap YouTube video. Then your guy spots this sketchy little lamp tucked behind a broken locker, like it escaped from some dollar-store version of Aladdin. No tutorial popup, no dramatic cutscene, just this dumb-looking thing sitting there, begging to get rubbed. Of course he rubs it. Of course something answers. And of course the “genie” that crawls out is the kind of stacked, smug, impossible woman your search history has been screaming about for years. Big tits squeezed into clothes that clearly weren’t made to hold that much chaos, ass bouncing like it’s got its own physics engine, voice dripping straight into the horny part of your brain. Half the time I forgot there’s supposed to be “magic” because the game basically turns into “what if you could do whatever the hell you want with the hottest girls in school and nobody ever calls the cops.”

The fun part is how casual it all feels. One second you’re in class, watching some uptight honor-student try to pretend she doesn’t notice you staring at her chest, the next second the genie whispers in your ear and suddenly she’s on her knees under the desk, eyes glazed, lipstick smudged around your cock. There’s real voice acting, so every little gag, moan, breath hitch, that needy whimper when you push just a bit too deep, it all hits way harder than it should for a “mobile game you opened while waiting for the bus.” And yeah, you get everything. You go from soft teasing to your dick buried in a wet, trembling pussy, to bending some bratty girl over a school bench and just shoving it into her ass while she claws at the wood. The game leans hard into you being in total control. You choose what to do, how rough to go, where to finish, and the genie basically sits in your head like a horny devil, pushing you to take things further every time. It’s kind of ridiculous. It’s also hot as fuck. I kept telling myself “ok, just one more scene,” then stayed stuck replaying that moment where you hold a girl’s throat with one hand while she rides you, body shaking, begging you not to stop, voice cracking in that perfectly filthy way that sounds way too real for a game you can play with one hand on a phone screen.

Not everything is perfect, obviously. Some transitions are hilarious in the worst way, like you’re having this intense oral scene, her lips dripping, tongue working you over so good you almost feel guilty, and then suddenly it cuts to a different angle like someone pressed “next video” on Pornhub by accident. A few lines the genie says sound like they were written by a dude who learned dirty talk from memes, and there’s at least one moment where a girl goes from “who are you again?” to “please fuck my ass” so fast I literally had to pause and laugh. But somehow that janky vibe kind of fits. You’re not here for romance arcs. You’re here to slam your cock into big tits, big ass, tight holes, and listen to them melt around you while this smug magical bitch in your corner keeps fueling your power trip. The game feels like someone handed you a cheat code for school life: every girl is a potential toy, every hallway is a potential place to pin someone against the wall, yank up her skirt, and decide if you want her drooling around your dick or choking on it from behind when you push into her ass. It’s crude, messy, horny as hell, and plays way too well on a phone for something you can “accidentally” open in a public place. Which you absolutely will. At least once.

This one feels like someone took a classic “choose your own adventure” book, ripped out all the filler about dragons and dungeons, and stuffed it full of horny tension between a guy and his mom. No bullshit long prologue, you’re dropped right inside their house with this weird heavy air, like both of them already crossed some invisible line in their heads and now they’re trying to pretend it’s normal. You play as the son, and the whole thing is from his point of view, so every look she gives, every time she leans over with that ridiculous ass and those huge tits almost falling out of her top, you’re stuck inside his skull while he tries to decide if he fights it or just lets himself sink into it. I’m a sucker for those little choice moments where you know one click is “I’m a good boy” and the other one is “fuck it, I’m not turning back,” and this game pokes that button a lot, then stops before it becomes a giant flowchart mess.

The art is that AI-style 2D stuff where sometimes the mom looks too perfect, like some porn search result that somehow loaded in 4K by accident, and sometimes her fingers go a bit weird if you stare too long. But the faces hit hard. Those close ups when she pretends to be annoyed and you can see the blush and the smudge of lipstick, that sells the whole forbidden thing better than any long text ever could. There’s this scene where she’s doing something really normal, like cleaning the living room, and the camera angle just lingers behind her, tight yoga pants hugging that big ass in a way that is absolutely not “motherly.” You get a choice to keep watching or look away, and I actually hesitated, which is dumb, because obviously I’m here to be a pervert. Still, that tiny pause means the game is doing something right. The build up is pretty fast, like it knows you’re here for vaginal sex and watching your own mom ride you stupid, not some fake moral lesson. When the actual incest line finally gets crossed, it doesn’t tease forever. They go from “we shouldn’t” to “don’t pull out” real quick, with that creampie shot where her body shudders and she grips you like she’s scared of losing you and loving it at the same time. Sound is mostly simple moans and breathing, nothing fancy, but when she gasps your name the first time, I had to pause Spotify because it was messing with the mood in a weird way. I wish there was more branching after the first big sex scene, maybe an alternate reaction if you decide to act guilty after filling her up, but it kind of locks in on that path. Still, my brain keeps thinking about what other wrong choices I could have made with her, which is annoying because the game is short and I know it won’t suddenly change into a huge saga, and yet I keep clicking through again like some idiot trying to unlock a hidden route that probably doesn’t exist.

Dawn Chorus: Halloween feels like that one horny weekend trip you still think about years later, except it happens in the middle of cold-ass Norway and everyone is a fluffy guy with problems and a nice ass. You play as this bird dude dropped into a science camp above the arctic circle, staying in a guesthouse that looks way too cozy for how much pent-up sexual tension is inside. Snow outside, warm rooms, awkward nerd energy, guys in hoodies, the kind of setting where a simple “hey, wanna share a blanket” suddenly feels like foreplay. It sells itself as wholesome, and yeah, there are sweet moments, but the whole thing sits right on that edge where a shy hand brush on the couch feels filthier than straight-up porn. You’re hanging around with other guys, all furry, all different vibes: the quiet one who looks like he’d break if you kissed him too hard, the friend from your past who knows exactly which buttons to push, the one who tries to act normal during a ghost story but his tail is puffed up to hell. The Halloween angle lets the game push the tension harder: dim lights, fake horror stories, people crammed together in too-small rooms, everyone pretending they’re scared of ghosts when they’re actually terrified of being the first one to say “I like you, like you.”

The lewd part is less “dicks in your face in two clicks” and more “I’m horny because he sat a little too close during the horror movie.” You pick dialogue, you choose who you stick with during night walks, who you follow when they sneak off the living room, and the payoffs feel earned. There are scenes where you stand outside in the cold, breath fogging in the air, this big furry guy beside you, shoulders touching, and the game just lets you sit there in that painful, delicious almost-kiss. Then later it actually lets you go further, and when the clothes start coming off it feels like finally scratching a deep itch. Some routes get very gay and very direct, like hands wandering under blankets and heavy breathing in a guesthouse corridor that really needs better soundproofing. One moment you’re listening to some dumb campfire story, next moment you’re pressed against a wall, kissing so hard you forget the damn ghost subplot even existed. It annoyed me when a choice I thought was flirty turned out to be just “good friend” energy and nothing spicy came out of it, and the pacing sometimes feels like edging for too long, but at the same time that slow burn makes the first time you actually get your tongue in someone’s mouth hit way harder. It’s a cozy Halloween, gay furry romance where the real horror is how turned on you get from a shy smile and a tail twitch.