Keigo feels like that dude who peaked in high school but actually never even peaked, just failed quietly and then left town. Now he drags his ass back, broke, horny, and still kinda pathetic, crashing at Ichigo’s place like some NPC side character who accidentally got promoted to main character. Ichigo’s still Ichigo, of course, walking cheat code for popularity, swords, and women, and somehow he’s married to Orihime now. And she’s exactly what all those old Bleach fanarts promised, just turned up to shameless hentai levels: giant soft tits that bounce a little too perfectly when she laughs, thighs that don’t even pretend to fit normal clothes, that smile that looks innocent until the camera angle proves it isn’t. The game knows why you clicked. It doesn’t pretend otherwise for even half a second.

What I liked is how the whole thing feels wrong in a very specific way. You’re in Ichigo’s tiny place, pretending to look for a job on your cracked phone, scrolling fake job posts like it’s LinkedIn hell, while Orihime leans over the couch in those shorts that absolutely do not count as shorts, asking if you want more tea, and you’re trying to not stare at her ass and failing completely. The mobile UI actually fits the vibe here: it feels like you’re sneaking porn in a WhatsApp group while sitting at a family dinner you weren’t invited to. Keigo tries to act like a good guest, but the game keeps throwing you small choices that slide from “just chat” into “ok, that was not friendly anymore” and then into “yeah, Ichigo would definitely punch you for this.” You start with mild flirting, then accidental boob touch that is obviously not an accident, then late night scenes in the hallway where she whispers too close, breathing on your neck, pretending she’s worried about you when her nipples are poking right through her shirt. It goes from soft corruption into full-on “I want you to fuck me while my husband is in the other room” without ever doing that big dramatic turn, it just slowly rots. Like mold on bread, sexy mold.

Sex scenes themselves are exactly what you expect and then a bit worse in the best way. Orihime rides you with those massive tits clapping in your face, eyes glazed, sucking her finger, begging you not to cum inside her, and of course the only button you actually notice is the one that makes you drain every drop in her anyway. Animated loops focus on the important stuff: her ass slamming down on your cock while you watch the ring of white around the base grow thicker, the way her belly jiggles when you push her legs up and fuck her hard, the little moment she presses a hand to her womb like she can feel you filling her. There’s a scene where Ichigo’s in the shower, humming like some idiot protagonist, and you’re behind Orihime on the kitchen table, her hair spread, creampie dripping out while she clenches around you trying not to moan too loud. The guilt is there for Keigo, kind of, but the game doesn’t pretend he’s a good guy. Which is nice. He’s just a horny loser finally getting the girl he always watched from the corner, and he ruins everything with a smile.

Weird thing that bugged me way too much: that one text notification sound they use keeps popping up in the middle of the hottest scenes, and it sounds exactly like a Telegram ping, so I kept pausing thinking someone actually messaged me. Completely yanked me out of a creampie once, I’m still annoyed about that. Also, sometimes the writing swings between decently hot dirty talk and those awkward lines like “I feel your naughty rod deep inside my womanhood” and it’s hilarious in the middle of all the moaning. But then Orihime throws her head back, calls you by name, and begs for more like she’s never been properly fucked before, and suddenly the cheesy lines don’t matter. It feels like some degenerate Bleach doujin that escaped from 2010, grabbed your phone, and decided Keigo finally deserves his turn to be scum. Honestly, he doesn’t, which is why it works.

Macario is such a mess of a man that he kinda feels real. Former boxer, body still thick and heavy, brain clearly not his strong point. The game drops you on him when his whole life is fucked: debts, cops, lost everything, dragged by a tax problem he probably never even understood. And then Miranda walks in, this “almost stepdaughter” who is supposed to just help him out, sign some papers, keep him out of prison while her mom is away. Instead you end up stuck with her in this fake little family bubble that gets way too intimate way too fast. As a voice nerd, I went in with low expectations and still got surprised: her voice is soft but not fake anime soft, more like a girl who learned to sound strong so no one sees she’s lonely. When she calls him “Macario” in that half annoyed, half caring tone, it hits different from when she lets a quiet “hey… dad” slip in the dark hallway after a tense scene. She’s not good at hiding how much it turns her on to play the daughter card, and you can hear it in the way her breathing changes line by line. I had to pause a couple times, not for the reasons you think, but to replay tiny pieces of dialog from the browser like some pervert director listening for micro‑moans.

The story acts like it wants to be about survival and taxes and second chances, then suddenly you are watching these two share a bed “just for tonight” and the whole tone flips from awkward to filthy. One moment they are arguing about grocery money, the next she’s whispering that if he wants to save cash they can shower together. The first time she crawls into his lap during a stupid movie night and pretends it’s nothing, the voice performance sells it so hard. She keeps her tone casual, joking, but there is this tiny tremble when her thighs “accidentally” spread and she asks if he’s “comfortable like this.” That tremble is erotic as hell. The sex scenes start hesitant, like both characters are trying to convince themselves this is just stress relief. When you finally push past the teasing and go vaginal, she tries to keep calling him by his name, but when you thrust deeper she slips into calling him “daddy” with this mix of shame and hunger that feels completely wrong and completely hot. There is a group scene later where they keep up that “we’re a family” mask while sharing her, and the way she tries to moan quietly so neighbors don’t hear, then fails, actually gave me goosebumps. It is not perfect, some lines sound like they were recorded in a closet with a cheap mic and there is this one moan she repeats a bit too often, but that roughness kind of matches Macario being a fucked up, broke boxer trying to play house with a girl who clearly wants more than just a fake father. If you’re into sensual delivery that slowly rots into outright incest fantasy and shared use, this thing crawls under your skin and stays there, like a dirty voice message you should delete but keep replaying anyway.

Cheeky Ghost Girl feels like the exact kind of horny fever dream you get after binging too much Fate/Grand Order and then falling asleep with your phone on your chest. You’re this broke-ass delivery rider, P’Chad, tapping around town, dropping off coffee and snacks, just autopiloting with your thumb on the screen, then suddenly you knock on this crappy old rental room door and a girl literally floats into your face. Not a spooky “boo” ghost. More like “holy shit why are your tits jiggling when you’re not even solid” ghost. Namnueng looks soft, acts sweet, talks like a troublemaker, and the whole time you’re thinking, “I’m definitely getting haunted and I’m still okay with it.” The game leans into that weird mix of cute and horny right away: one second she’s teasing you, hovering too close, pretending she doesn’t know why your pants are tight, next second she’s pushing your hand onto her big ass like it’s just normal ghost etiquette. The touch controls actually matter here too, you’re not just tapping through dialogue, you’re choosing where to focus, who to grope, when to play submissive idiot or take charge for real, and on a small screen it feels way more personal than it probably should.

The story pretends to be light and fluffy, like, “oh wow, human and ghost learning to live together, how wholesome,” then you blink and your wholesome moment is her sitting on your face and giggling while she’s semi-transparent and you can kind of see through her thighs and it somehow makes the oral scene even dirtier. There are bits where she’s the one in control, sitting on your lap, whispering in your ear, grinding on you until you literally have to beg, and she smiles like a smug dom, but then later she’s lying on her back, legs wide, begging you to cum inside her ghost pussy anyway, talking about creampies like you’re not both completely insane. I liked that one early scene where she phases her clothes on and off while you’re trying to concentrate on a delivery route: you’re checking the map, she’s popping in front of the phone, lifting her shirt, grabbing your hand, making you miss a turn, and the app vibrates for “route updated” at the exact same time she moans. Unreal timing. Sometimes she’s bratty as hell, ignoring your choices, sitting on top and pinning your hands while she rides you, and sometimes you grab her by the hips, flip her over, and she goes from smug to messy, moaning into the pillow while you pound her and she begs you not to pull out. And yes, they don’t shy away from showing it sliding in, full penetration, her big tits bouncing when you slam into her, and that creamy finish dripping out after you cum deep. I kinda hate that the dialogue text box is a little chunky and covers part of the action if you don’t tap it fast enough, and every time I swear I’m going to adjust it in settings, then she starts teasing again and I completely forget what I was doing. The whole thing is just you, a phone, and a horny ghost girl who really, really doesn’t care if anyone’s watching while she rides your dick like she’s trying to make her own afterlife sequel.

This thing is basically a tiny horny playground where you get dropped in front of a chunky little demon girl and the game just shrugs and says: “go on then, do what you came here for.” No fake grand plot, no pretend epic quest, just a shortstack monster girl with absurd tits staring you down like Halloween came early and forgot the costume part. You poke around a bit, tap through the menu, and very quickly realize the whole “simulator” label is honest in a kind of lazy way. You pick the girl, pick the angle, and then it’s just you, her, and the loop of thrusts and reactions. There’s something almost rude about how direct it is. No warm-up, no small talk, just dick meets demon, roll credits.

What actually sells it is that the animations have this weird sticky charm. Her tits bounce like they’re trying to escape the rest of her body, and the way her ass jiggles with every thrust is way more detailed than anything else around it. It’s that classic porn game thing where you can tell all the effort went into breast physics instead of UI. On my phone the touch controls feel like you’re swiping a horny GIF to life, and if you drag too fast it looks ridiculous, like she’s on some haunted washing machine. But then you slow down, find a rhythm, and the little details kick in: the way her expression shifts from smug to dazed, the subtle hip twitches during vaginal, that tiny pause before she sucks you again when you swap to oral. I swear the dev is more obsessed with how her mouth wraps around the tip than with anything like, I don’t know, menus that don’t feel like an afterthought. There’s also groping, obviously, and here the game suddenly remembers it’s a “simulator” and lets you grab those big demon tits like you’re testing fruit at the market. It’s crude, kind of scuffed, sometimes her hand clips through her own boob and ruins the moment, and yet I still found myself poking at every angle just to see how the jiggle reacts. The whole thing feels like a horny sketchbook where someone animated the parts they were jerking off to and then just slapped a menu around it and called it a demo, which, honestly, yeah, fair.