This one feels like somebody spilled a whole box of maid fetish on the screen and then forgot to clean it up, in a good way and also not. The manor is like its own character, all long corridors and quiet little corners where you just know some poor nervous maid is waiting to get ordered around. Everybody calls you master and acts like that is the most normal thing, which is wild because half of them are way more intimidating than you. One of the first scenes where the strict head maid makes you sit down, fixes your tie and then just casually slides her hand lower while scolding you for “lack of discipline” actually made me stop my Spotify because I wanted to hear the tiny sound effects better. Priorities, right.

The whole thing plays like a slow, horny tour of service culture gone completely off the rails. You click through dialog, they bow, you choose if they pour tea properly or “accidentally” spill it on their chest so they need to strip out of the wet uniform in the back room. Uniforms are clearly the dev’s religion. All those skirts with just a bit too much leg, stockings that always have that one tiny wrinkle at the back of the knee that makes them feel weirdly real, little aprons that fail completely at covering anything during the CG scenes. I spent an embarrassing amount of time zooming my browser just to stare at the frills on one shy silver-haired maid’s headdress while she’s sucking you off under the table. Her eyes are half closed, cheeks pink, but the bow on her chest is perfectly centered and that killed me more than the actual blowjob. Sometimes the anatomy is a bit off, like a hand too big or a boob with strange gravity, but then you get a shot of a maid kneeling with her skirt puffed up around her waist, panties pulled to the side, and it’s so stupidly hot you just forgive everything and move on. Or pretend to.

What I really liked is how every girl has a different flavor of “service” without them spelling it out like a menu. There’s the clumsy newbie who drops plates and then ends up polishing your dick with the same guilty face she had when she broke the expensive vase. There’s the icy mistress of the manor who technically owns the place but still calls you master in private while riding you on that stupidly huge bed that looks like it ate three other beds. She gives you this elegant speech about the responsibility of nobility, then five clicks later she’s pushing your head between her thighs and whispering that a proper servant uses every part of their body. Total hypocrite. I love her. At one point I picked the “firm order” option just to see what happens and the proud redheaded maid actually trembled when I told her to kneel and present herself like a proper toy. The CG of her ass up, skirt folded neatly, panties in her mouth like a gag, was so on-brand for my kawaii collection brain I literally screen grabbed it and tossed it into my “favorite maids” folder on Google Drive. There are tiny annoyances, like the pacing sometimes jumping from sweet teasing to full-on dick-splitting penetration between two lines of dialog, or a scene where a maid calls me “milady” for one line then goes back to “master” like nothing happened, but honestly that just made it feel more like some horny person’s messy fantasy notes turned into a game. Which, to be real, is exactly why I kept clicking.

Charlie dreams of Weenie. Bottled for hundreds of years she is absolutely free and hornier than ever to fulfill her masters every wish. Do you wish me to grant you sexual pleasure, my master?

You come back from war all hyped for glory and instead you get this drafty old mansion, a weird title, and a wife who looks like she hugs knives for stress relief. Aeris smiles like she loves you, but every time you pick a dialogue option you’re low-key checking if she’s plotting your funeral or your orgasm. Half the game you’re sitting in this dim room, talking about politics and money and who’s going to screw who over, and then suddenly you’re on your knees between her legs, or she’s on hers, and the camera just goes full “yeah, this is why you’re here, admit it”. It’s like Crusader Kings opened a Pornhub tab and forgot to close it.

The mansion itself feels like a horny ant farm. There’s this servant, Yssa, and she is absolutely not normal. Sometimes she’s obedient and soft and totally in “yes, my lord” mode, and sometimes, if you let her get away with little things, she starts testing how far she can push you. One playthrough I treated her like property, pure “I’m the master, you’re the toy” energy, and the way the scenes shifted into rougher, more corrupt vibes was actually kind of scary hot. Another time I tried to be nice, share power, ask her opinions, and she slowly slid into this quiet, manipulative dom energy, like she was petting the leash around my neck but pretending she wasn’t holding it. The game never shouts “CORRUPTION ROUTE” in your face, but you feel it every time you confirm a choice and the next sex scene lingers a bit longer on who is actually in control. The POV angles during oral are wild too, by the way. Not overblown, just that slow, close-up rhythm where her lips shine and you can see her eyes looking up, and yeah, I had to pause one time because I forgot there was even a plot.

What got me hooked isn’t the amount of sex, because honestly it’s not a nonstop fuckfest. Scenes are spaced out, they tease you hard, you’ll go several decisions in a row just managing gold, alliances, council idiots and who eats at whose table. But when a scene finally triggers, the animation hits like you just unlocked a rare drop in Genshin. I had this moment where Aeris, who I’d been treating as an equal partner, suddenly went hard dom on me in bed, pinning my wrists and riding me like she’d been waiting the whole game, and the dialogue was still in that political tone but twisted into bedroom power talk. Another run, I flipped it and made her into more of a submissive trophy wife, and the exact same room turned into this private stage where I made her kneel beside the bed and take me in her mouth while Yssa “just happened” to walk in. The tension there, with Yssa pretending to be scandalized but not leaving, kind of broke my brain in a good way. Only thing that annoyed me is that sometimes the choice that looks like it will lead to a scene just gives you more council talk instead, and I was sitting there like “I did the mental gymnastics, give me the blowjob, not another debate about trade routes.” But then eventually the game does pay you back with this slow, animated vaginal scene where hips are moving, bodies are grinding, and all that political bullshit suddenly feels like foreplay that took way too long but somehow worked. I still hate that one small UI delay on some menus though. Never getting over that.