This one feels like somebody spilled a whole box of maid fetish on the screen and then forgot to clean it up, in a good way and also not. The manor is like its own character, all long corridors and quiet little corners where you just know some poor nervous maid is waiting to get ordered around. Everybody calls you master and acts like that is the most normal thing, which is wild because half of them are way more intimidating than you. One of the first scenes where the strict head maid makes you sit down, fixes your tie and then just casually slides her hand lower while scolding you for “lack of discipline” actually made me stop my Spotify because I wanted to hear the tiny sound effects better. Priorities, right.

The whole thing plays like a slow, horny tour of service culture gone completely off the rails. You click through dialog, they bow, you choose if they pour tea properly or “accidentally” spill it on their chest so they need to strip out of the wet uniform in the back room. Uniforms are clearly the dev’s religion. All those skirts with just a bit too much leg, stockings that always have that one tiny wrinkle at the back of the knee that makes them feel weirdly real, little aprons that fail completely at covering anything during the CG scenes. I spent an embarrassing amount of time zooming my browser just to stare at the frills on one shy silver-haired maid’s headdress while she’s sucking you off under the table. Her eyes are half closed, cheeks pink, but the bow on her chest is perfectly centered and that killed me more than the actual blowjob. Sometimes the anatomy is a bit off, like a hand too big or a boob with strange gravity, but then you get a shot of a maid kneeling with her skirt puffed up around her waist, panties pulled to the side, and it’s so stupidly hot you just forgive everything and move on. Or pretend to.

What I really liked is how every girl has a different flavor of “service” without them spelling it out like a menu. There’s the clumsy newbie who drops plates and then ends up polishing your dick with the same guilty face she had when she broke the expensive vase. There’s the icy mistress of the manor who technically owns the place but still calls you master in private while riding you on that stupidly huge bed that looks like it ate three other beds. She gives you this elegant speech about the responsibility of nobility, then five clicks later she’s pushing your head between her thighs and whispering that a proper servant uses every part of their body. Total hypocrite. I love her. At one point I picked the “firm order” option just to see what happens and the proud redheaded maid actually trembled when I told her to kneel and present herself like a proper toy. The CG of her ass up, skirt folded neatly, panties in her mouth like a gag, was so on-brand for my kawaii collection brain I literally screen grabbed it and tossed it into my “favorite maids” folder on Google Drive. There are tiny annoyances, like the pacing sometimes jumping from sweet teasing to full-on dick-splitting penetration between two lines of dialog, or a scene where a maid calls me “milady” for one line then goes back to “master” like nothing happened, but honestly that just made it feel more like some horny person’s messy fantasy notes turned into a game. Which, to be real, is exactly why I kept clicking.

Charlie dreams of Weenie. Bottled for hundreds of years she is absolutely free and hornier than ever to fulfill her masters every wish. Do you wish me to grant you sexual pleasure, my master?