Midna finally gets what every horny fan on the internet has been drawing for years, and it’s just as dirty as your old browser history. This little imp from Twilight Princess is dropped straight into a private sex menu where she basically exists to service that big Hylian cock in every way you’ve secretly wanted since you were “just looking up Zelda lore on Google Images.” No plot, no hero’s journey, no saving Hyrule, only Midna staring at your screen like, “yeah, I know why you’re here, you filthy human, pick something from the corner and stop pretending.” You click an option, and suddenly her tiny body is wrapped around a thick shaft, those small tits bouncing a bit while her hands jerk you off with that smug expression that probably awakened half of the fandom in the first place. She’s got that mix of bratty and needy, like she’s mocking the size and still drooling over it, and it makes her handjob scenes feel like an insult and a reward at the same time. Very motivating combo, by the way.

Then the mouth comes into play and it honestly hits different. When she takes it in, the way her head moves and her lips stretch is weirdly satisfying, like someone actually paid attention to the sucking, not just looped some lazy motion. One second she’s working the shaft with both hands, the next her tongue’s all over the tip, and you’re just there thinking, “I really shouldn’t be this turned on by a gremlin from a Nintendo game,” while your mouse keeps clicking new angles like you’re browsing TikTok, but instead of dances it’s deepthroat. The anal part is where the game just stops pretending to be classy at all. Small imp, big cock, tight hole, and she still looks like she’s half annoyed, half addicted to it. Watching her get it in the ass, with her back arched and her hips pushed out, is that kind of scene you tell yourself you’ll watch once, just to check, and twenty minutes later you’re still there, trying every variation of speed like you’re testing a new vibrator setting. The cumshots are absolute porn-brain territory too, no subtlety, just thick white mess all over her face, in her mouth, dripping from her ass, like the artist had one goal: “make sure the player knows this guy definitely didn’t pull out.” And you do know. Repeatedly.

What’s funny is how simple the whole thing is and still it worms into your brain. It’s just you, a list of actions in the corner you keep pretending not to hover over, and Midna being a complete pervert about every single one. There’s something oddly charming about how she goes from smug little troll to cum-soaked toy, then back to smug like nothing happened, like she’s ready to tease you again and you’re the only one embarrassed here. Sometimes the small tits work even better because the focus is on her expressions and the cock she’s worshipping, not some giant bouncing balloons blocking the view. Then again, when she’s riding, her chest moves just enough to remind you they’re there and honestly that sells the motion more than any huge anime chest could. I kept switching between oral and anal like I was changing Spotify tracks, hunting for that “just right” rhythm, and when the final spurt hits and you see her swallow or feel it dripping out of her used asshole, it’s this filthy little payoff that makes you think, “yeah ok, one more round,” which is obviously a lie you believe every time. The whole thing feels like a very specific thirst from a very specific part of the internet somehow got turned into a toy you can actually click and play with, and if you were ever even slightly weak to Midna fanart, good luck pretending you’re not going to check every single option at least twice.

As the calendar flips to a new month, Charlie’s back at it, plotting how to skip out on his monthly lease. Forget the usual boring eviction tales, because Charlie is a risqué animated celeb who knows how to stir up chaos.

The landlord’s relentless, showing up like clockwork demanding the rent, yet Charlie’s got a bag full of naughty plans to keep the eviction notice at bay. He dives into erotic escapades filled with lusty blondes and throbbing big cocks.

You’ll guide Charlie through a series of provocative challenges to dodge eviction. Every choice matters - one wrong move and Charlie’s out on the street.

See Charlie charm and fool his landlord while indulging in explicit adult fun. It’s a perfect mix of erotic animation, bold humor, and nonstop sexual antics.

Take control and help Charlie avoid eviction with your cunning and dirty wit. It’s a battle of wits, wills, and wicked desires all rolled into one.

Can you handle the heat and help Charlie outsmart eviction once again? Start the game and watch the chaos unfold.

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As the calendar flips to a new month, Charlie’s back at it, plotting how to skip out on his monthly lease. Forget the usual boring eviction tales, because Charlie is a risqué animated celeb who knows how to stir up chaos.

The landlord’s relentless, showing up like clockwork demanding the rent, yet Charlie’s got a bag full of naughty plans to keep the eviction notice at bay. He dives into erotic escapades filled with lusty blondes and throbbing big cocks.

You’ll guide Charlie through a series of provocative challenges to dodge eviction. Every choice matters - one wrong move and Charlie’s out on the street.

See Charlie charm and fool his landlord while indulging in explicit adult fun. It’s a perfect mix of erotic animation, bold humor, and nonstop sexual antics.

Take control and help Charlie avoid eviction with your cunning and dirty wit. It’s a battle of wits, wills, and wicked desires all rolled into one.

Can you handle the heat and help Charlie outsmart eviction once again? Start the game and watch the chaos unfold.

This thing feels like somebody took old Tomb Raider fantasies from a horny teenager’s brain, smashed them into a cheap visual novel, then just went “yeah, good enough” and hit upload. And somehow it works. You’re basically babysitting a very obviously-not-Lara explorer girl who has more tit than common sense, stumbling through some “ruins” that are really just excuses for her to end up half naked and fingering herself behind stone pillars. Plot is like: go here, poke this, puzzle maybe, oops, now she’s rubbing her swollen nipples because some trap sprayed her with weird liquid. Classic “ancient curse equals instant porn logic”.

The thing that hooked me is how the game keeps pretending it cares about adventure. You get dialogue about lost relics and secret tombs, but every choice is basically: do you make her behave like a semi-professional archaeologist, or do you send her straight into horny disaster. And yes, you always pick horny disaster, don’t lie. One second she’s talking about inscriptions, very serious, next second she’s sitting on a rock with her tits out, stroking herself hard because the “mystical energy” is making her extra sensitive. It’s stupid as hell, but in that cozy porn way where your brain shuts up and your dick just nods. There’s these CG scenes where her boobs are just… huge. Gravity stopped existing. She’s squeezed into that tight top that looks ready to explode, and when she starts masturbating you can almost feel how uncomfortable that outfit must be, riding up, skin sweaty, hairs stuck to her neck. I got stuck once clicking the same stupid stone relief three times because I thought it was a puzzle, but apparently the real solution was just “have her jerk herself off in front of it so the door opens.” Yeah, okay, sure, video game logic.

I keep telling myself I’m here for “nostalgia”, because it’s a parody and all, but then I catch how much time I spend zooming my eyes on the way her breasts press together when she leans over a relic, acting like she doesn’t notice her nipples punching holes in that top. The masturbation scenes feel almost too long, in a good way, like the dev was horny and refused to cut a single frame. She moans, slows down, speeds up, loses it completely, and I’m on the metro trying not to shift in my seat like a creep. Some of the writing is low-key terrible, like those weird lines where she’s trying to sound badass and just comes off like someone badly cosplaying in a hotel room, but then she starts touching herself again and I forget I was laughing. Sometimes the attempt at “adventure” gets in the way, like yeah man I get it, there is some lost idol, can we get back to her rubbing her pussy on a cold stone altar already. Still, there’s this one scene where she’s alone in the dark chamber, breathing heavy, fingers between her thighs, whispering to herself that no one will ever know what she’s doing down here. That shit hits different on a crowded train.

Okay so I was browsing through some superhero parodies and stumbled across this Teen Titans thing. At first I thought it'd be another lazy cash grab but damn, the art actually caught my eye. Raven's got that goth energy I'm always channeling in my routines - all mysterious and sultry. The way they draw her curves reminds me of this silk scarf number I do where I slowly reveal... anyway, focus girl.

The game throws you right into Titans Tower and honestly? Beast Boy as the main character works better than it should. You're basically living out every horny teenager's fantasy of being surrounded by these superhero babes. Starfire's all innocent alien princess but she's practically begging for it, Terra's got that earthy wild thing going on, and don't get me started on Jinx - that pink hair and those hips could kill a man. There's this scene where Raven's doing her meditation thing and you can actually interrupt her... let's just say dark magic isn't the only thing she's conjuring up. The titfuck scenes with Starfire are surprisingly well animated too, though I keep getting distracted by her accent. Sometimes the dialogue feels off but when you're getting your dick sucked by an orange alien princess, who cares about grammar?

What really gets me going though is how they handle the power dynamics. These girls have superpowers but they're still desperate for some human attention. Blackfire shows up later and she's even more aggressive than her sister - total dominatrix energy that I might steal for my next act at the club. The handjob animations are decent, nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Only complaint is Beast Boy doesn't transform during sex scenes which seems like a missed opportunity. I mean, tentacles anyone? The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is perfect for those backstage moments between sets. Sometimes I catch myself thinking about recreating some of these positions on stage...