Game hits you right away with this weird mix of cheap humor and actually decent writing. You start as a girl witcher knockoff, more tits than armor, walking from town to town like you’re on a serious epic quest, except every second NPC basically wants to get in your pants or pay you in pussy instead of coins. It feels a bit like someone took a Witcher fanfic, ripped out half the plot, shoved in a porn comic, then accidentally left some real RPG bits in. One second you’re checking your inventory and comparing stats, next second you’re in a barn licking out some horny merchant’s wife while the game pretends this is a “choice with consequences”.

What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. You talk to a witch in the woods, and she’s not some mysterious mentor type. She’s a disaster lesbian with a potion addiction, happy to turn you into her personal toy if you pick the wrong dialogue. There was this one scene where she “tests your loyalty” by making you kneel and eat her out while her apprentice watches, and I honestly expected fade-to-black. Nope. You get full text, way more detail than needed about tongue, fingers, that kind of thing. Reward is a spell upgrade and also she marks you so some townsfolk react differently later, which is way more attention to detail than this trashy game deserves. And yeah, sometimes the English is a bit weird, but honestly that just makes the dirty talk feel more filthy somehow.

The quests swing between serious and totally dumb. I had one “hunt the cursed beast” thing in a village that turned into catching a runaway sheep-girl who was hiding in the mill and only agrees to come back if you “calm her down” with your hands between her legs. Another job starts like a classic monster contract, tracking footprints and asking questions in tavern, then turns into a threesome with two female bandits who tie your character up on a table and take turns sitting on your face. There’s no real fade between plot and porn, it just flips suddenly, like the dev wrote a normal quest then got horny halfway. Sometimes it works, sometimes it just feels like you clicked the wrong Ren’Py project.

Sex scenes are mostly you as the active one with other women, which is nice, because half the time in these games you end up as some blank slab. Here you get proper lesbian scenes: pinning a noble’s daughter to her own bed after catching her sneaking out, fingering a scarred warrior in the bath until she’s begging, sharing a tavern wench with another witch while both of you trash talk each other. Some encounters change if you played rude earlier, like one girl spitting insults at you while still grinding on your thigh because you shook her down for money before. Annoyed me that sometimes the game teases an option, like a flirty line with a trader girl, then never lets you actually hook up with her. I kept checking the wiki and random VNDB comments on my phone because I thought I was missing a flag, but nope, that route just doesn’t exist.

It pretends to be a serious fantasy parody with all this talk about contracts, kingdoms, monster lore, and then your “epic moral decision” is basically whether you help a witch escape the city or stay and fuck the captain of the guard in her office until she can’t walk. And I’m not even complaining. Well, I am, because the UI buttons are tiny and my dumb thumb kept hitting the wrong dialogue on my tablet, and I still kinda hate that, but then it throws another wet, messy, jealous-lesbian scene at me and my brain forgets everything. At least until the next fetch quest where you run around like an unpaid intern for a horny sorceress who only sometimes pays you in orgasms.