Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

You open this thing on your phone, half expecting another cheap porn clickbait, and suddenly you’re a guy who accidentally pissed off a demon and got turned into one, then yeeted back into some messed up version of the Demon Slayer era. Everyone looks familiar, but nothing is quite right. Nezuko is hotter and way more flirty than she should be, Kanao is shy but actually gets horny if you push the right buttons, Mitsuri’s tits are ridiculous even by hentai standards, and then you’ve got futa demons and MILF characters who really don’t respect personal space. It feels like you somehow matched with the whole Demon Slayer cast on Tinder and they all agreed to meet on the same night. Bad idea. Very good idea.

This isn’t just “click next, see boobs, cum, close tab.” You’re walking around in a sandbox map, chasing events, picking where to go, who to talk to, and who to piss off. You run into Shinobu and you’re thinking “ok, soft sadist vibe, let’s go,” and next second you’re stuck in this turn based fight where you’re half-hard and half-panicking because if you screw up your choices you get your ass kicked instead of getting to pin her to a tree. One minute you’re flirting with Tamayo in a calm, polite way, the next you’re getting dragged into some horny demon brawl with Susamaru who talks shit while bouncing her boobs like they’re part of the attack animation. I liked how the combat and sex both feel like trials: fail and you get punished, win and you’re rewarded with a scene that doesn’t feel copy-pasted. The game pretends to be about “good path” and “evil path” but honestly? Half the time you’re just choosing between “fuck them lovingly” or “fuck them while acting like a complete bastard.” It’s still romance though, in that trashy Pornhub comments kind of way.

The part that really got me is how everyone sort of recognizes you as this familiar guy from their world, but also not. You kinda look like a certain water boy, but not really. Giyu treats you weird, like he wants to stab you and also trusts you, and if you push into the evil route you can use that to break him a bit. There’s furry stuff popping in from nowhere, futa demons that show up when you’re already juggling a harem, and some of the Ubuyashiki family are way too bangable for people who are supposed to be background support characters. The 3D models have that “mobile porn game ad” feeling, like, sometimes the physics go a little crazy, tits clipping through clothes, and I actually love it because it feels dirty and wrong, like you opened a bootleg Demon Slayer porn app you weren’t supposed to find. One second you’re having this almost sweet scene with Aoi where she’s patching you up and blushing at your abs, and the next you’re balls deep in a demon MILF in the woods, trying to remember if you picked the “help humans” path or the “ruin everyone” path. It pretends to be about morality, but deep down it’s about seeing how far you can push these characters into your personal pervy timeline, and how much you can abuse the fact you’re not fully human anymore. Honestly feels less like a heroic journey and more like horny time travel speed dating where every route ends with someone calling you a monster while still begging for another round.

This Zelda parody hits different than your typical fan game bullshit. Love in Hyrule throws you into some alternate timeline where Princess Zelda's got three other girls hanging around and everyone's horny as hell. The whole isekai angle works surprisingly well here - you're not Link, you're just some random dude who ended up in Hyrule and now these four women want to jump your bones. Zelda's still got that royal attitude but she's way more forward about what she wants. Ribo and Zaphie feel like original characters that actually belong in this world instead of feeling tacked on, and Kiya... well, she's got her own thing going on that I won't spoil.

The RenPy engine does its job fine, though the interface feels a bit clunky sometimes when you're trying to navigate between scenes. LewdSama's artwork carries this whole thing - the character designs stay true to the Zelda aesthetic while being sexy as fuck. Each girl has distinct personality quirks that come through in both dialogue and sex scenes. The harem setup doesn't feel forced either, which is rare for these kinds of games. You're not collecting waifus like Pokemon cards, there's actual relationship building happening between the steamy bits. Some of the dialogue gets cheesy but in that good way where you're laughing with it instead of at it.

What really surprised me was how much effort went into making Hyrule feel lived-in. You're not just clicking through sex scenes, there's actual exploration and world-building happening. The romance progression feels natural too - these aren't just fuck dolls waiting for you to show up, they've got their own motivations and desires. The hot scenes are well-written and varied enough that each character feels unique in bed. Fair warning though, this definitely leans into the fantasy fulfillment side of things rather than trying to be some deep narrative experience. But honestly? Sometimes that's exactly what you want from a Zelda porn game.

Doctor Doom down bad is honestly a whole mood. In this thing he is not the cool comic book villain planning galaxy brain strategies, he is basically a horny bastard who lost everything and now crawls back up by breaking girls one by one. You start small, like some sleazy trainer that somehow still thinks in monologues from Shakespeare, then bit by bit you are twisting minds, ruining heroes, and turning half the Marvel city into your personal sex zoo. The witch Ratri shows up, gives him this Dominium power that lets him push into people’s heads, and from there it is just corruption porn all the way down. You go from “please don’t touch me” to “yes master, more” with a few clicks and some dirty little scenes that feel like reading a fucked up comic scan you definitely should not have on your phone at work but you do anyway.

What really hit me is how the girls are not just random nobodies. It is all the ones I crushed on when I was younger and scrolling through fanart on DeviantArt like a creep. Susan Storm acting all proper at first, then doing anal in a cheap motel because Doom pushed just the right mental button. Black Widow trying to be stoic super spy while she is on her knees, gagging on his cock, pretending she still has control. Firestar going from bright hero to street-level whore, selling her body off because you nudged her into prostitution and then watched the gangbang through some camera like a full on voyeur. One playthrough I had Jessica Jones drunk, swearing at Doom while he has her hands tied, using her anyway, mixing that rough *** fantasy with this bitter, sad energy that honestly hit me way harder than I expected in a porn game. You flick between almost playful teasing, like a handjob under the table while the Fantastic Four are in the same room, to ugly stuff like blackmail, mind control, and using them as slaves, and the game never stops to ask if you are a good person. It just shrugs and says “you clicked it, bro.”

Sometimes the pacing is weird and the point and click stuff makes me feel like an idiot, hunting for the one pixel that actually progresses the scene while Doom is supposed to be this genius. One time I spent ages trying to trigger a Madame Hydra event and ended up stuck with Lucia von Bardas and some half-finished blowjob loop that made me want to throw my phone. The animations are janky in spots, yet then you hit a sequence with Silk stripping, tongue out, stroking him with her ass, and suddenly you forget every complaint. Delila and Mockingbird show up and I swear the game just kind of laughs at continuity, but whatever, they get naked, they get corrupted, they get used. There is this one voyeurism bit where you watch Mary Jane and Black Cat fool around while Doom just toys with them like dolls, then later you drag them into full swinging and they do it because you rewired them, not because they wanted it. If you are lonely and horny and a little broken, the whole thing feels like someone dipped your Marvel crushes in gasoline and lit a match. It is trashy, cruel, weirdly funny, and sometimes I hate myself while clicking, but I still keep going back, like Doom himself learning nothing at all.