Sarada Uchiha XXX Simulator looks like something somebody hacked together during a horny weekend and forgot to clean up, and that is exactly why it kinda works. You open it, there is no big intro, no lore dump, nothing. Just Sarada right in your face, already giving you that half annoyed, half curious look that she always has in fanart. Menu is simple, almost ugly in a charming way. Few buttons around her, random icons, some of them look like they were cut from an old Flash game on Newgrounds. First thing I did was start clicking like an idiot, changed her glasses off, then back on, then tried different clothes. There is this cheap thrill when you realize you can strip the “good girl” Uchiha kid down to nothing and nobody in Konoha can stop you. Outfit system is not huge, but good enough to play dress up perv. School uniform vibe, little tweaks to colors, some stockings that honestly look a bit cursed if you stare too long. I messed with her hairband and spent too long deciding if she looks hotter with or without it, which is stupid because you know damn well you will remove everything anyway.

Sex part is very straightforward, like old browser hentai toys. Click, drag, small minigame bits that are there mostly so it doesn’t feel like static slideshow. There is this rhythm mechanic that feels like somebody copied it from those old osu clones, but drunk. You try to hit the “sweet spot” and Sarada changes expressions. When you go too fast she gets that shocked wide eyes, when you keep a steady pace she starts melting, tongue out, cheeks red like she just lost a sparring match and her chakra too. No story, no excuses, just you and her in an empty void, which somehow makes it feel more dirty, like a debug room that was never meant for public. The customization of her face is actually the best part. You can turn her into smug brat, or shy virgin, or complete cockdrunk slut who looks like she forgot who Hokage is. I spent more time playing with eyebrows angles than actually fucking her, which is kinda embarrassing. The moans are hit or miss, some clips loop weird, sometimes they sync by accident and you get this one moment where everything lines up and it feels like you are the director of the most illegal Boruto spin off ever. And then some janky animation breaks it again, her boob clipping a bit through her arm, and you remember it is just another horny parody running in your browser while Discord pings in the background and Spotify playlist is still on that one track that does not match the scene at all.

Hinata fans, this one hits that very specific itch where you just want to treat her like a shy doll and a total cum dump at the same time. The whole thing feels like someone took all those “what if I could actually control her in my browser, not just in fanart” thoughts and turned it into a toy. You’re basically stuck in a room with her, nothing fancy, and the fun is in poking around and seeing how far her sweet little face and those ridiculous boobs will go. First time I loaded it on Chrome, I just sat there like an idiot, changing her expression from timid to horny to kind of bratty, watching how it totally changes the vibe when you start fucking her. That moment when she’s in cute lingerie, eyes half-closed, blush maxed out, and you’re slamming into her while her tits bounce… yeah, that’s the part my brain goes “save this in mental folder forever.”

The customization is simple, but it scratches that collector brain. Different accessories, some lingerie sets that actually look like someone jerked off to real cosplay pics first, skin tones that let you play around with interracial fantasy without the game trying to say anything deep. It’s just “what if Hinata, but like this?” over and over. I spent a stupid amount of time putting her in the softest, most innocent-looking bra, then going full rough with the minigame controls, like “oops, this pure ninja waifu is now a cock sleeve.” Controls are very point and click, a bit clunky in spots, you sometimes misclick an accessory when you just want to grab her tits, and it pissed me off more than it should, but then her breasts jiggle again and I forget what I wanted to complain about. When the little minigame rhythm syncs with the moans, it hits that brain rot zone where you just chase the climax bar and ignore everything else. It’s not some combat-heavy Naruto parody, it’s more like a shrine for people who only care about one girl and how many ways they can dress her up, strip her down, and watch her take dick with slightly different eyes every time.

Sex-wise, it does not pretend to be romantic. You can make her look all shy, but when you start going hard, the game clearly wants you to ruin her. There’s this one moment I keep repeating: I put her in dark thigh-highs, white panties, tiny bra, made her look nervous, then switched her expression mid-thrust to that hungry, open-mouthed, drooling face. It turns the whole scene from “please be gentle” into “I live for this cock now” instantly, and my brain just short circuits. No story about Naruto, no real plot, it’s just your private Hinata machine. Fans who like deep story will be disappointed, fans who just want to load a browser tab, pick a lingerie combo, push sliders and buttons until this stacked ninja girl whimpers and moans like a pornstar, yeah, they’ll understand exactly what this is. I kinda wish there were more outfits, more tiny details to collect, but at the same time, it already feels like that secret stash game you run alongside Discord and Pornhub and pretend it’s “just one more quick session” before closing it and then opening again.

The early morning sun streams via the Hokage workplace window, drawing Naruto Uzumaki, Seventh Hokage, from a surprisingly peaceful sleep. No ramen-induced problems this evening, luckily.

He moans, stretching out his constantly aching muscle mass, years of fights and documents hadn’t been kind. He pulls on his Hokage cloak, the acquainted weight picking his shoulders, a consistent suggestion of his obligation to the village.

Today, like any kind of other, is a delicate dance in between political meetings, village-related emergencies, and the consistent yearning to simply ditch all of it. Join his son, Boruto, on some mischievous journey calls to him louder than ever.

He takes a deep breath, a determined smile spreading out across his face. Time to deal with the day, Hokage-style.

But beneath the surface, a restless beast stirs. Behind the political facades, hidden desires and forbidden encounters simmer. This isn’t merely a story about battles or leadership - it’s a tangled web of power, lust, and secrets begging to be unraveled.

Dive deep into Naruto’s world, uncover what lies beneath the cloak. Every choice you make pulls you closer to unraveling passions nobody expected - sometimes tender, sometimes wild, always unrelenting.

Are you ready to step beyond the legend? The village sleeps, but your story starts now.

Man, this casting studio thing is way more addictive than I expected. You basically play this dude who's setting up his own adult film studio, and all these anime waifus show up wanting to be pornstars. Sounds ridiculous? Yeah, totally is. But somehow it works because the whole setup is so absurd it becomes fun.

The management part caught me off guard - you're not just clicking through sex scenes, you actually have to run this weird business. Pick your assistant first (I went with Valeria because... reasons), then these famous anime girls start showing up for "auditions." We got Mitsuri from Demon Slayer looking all innocent until she's not, Yor from Spy x Family being surprisingly kinky, and Hinata who's way more confident than in Naruto. The conversations before anything happens are actually pretty decent - not Shakespeare but better than most games where dialogue exists just to get to the fucking. Power from Chainsaw Man is absolutely unhinged in the best way possible, and Nami... well, she knows exactly what she wants and how to get it.

What's weird is how the whole casting couch scenario doesn't feel as sleazy as it should? Maybe because these are fictional characters who are actively choosing this career path, but the game treats it more like a business simulation with lots of sex. You can do anal, vaginal, watch them strip and tease, the usual stuff. Some girls are into BDSM, others prefer vanilla encounters. The ahegao faces are pretty well done too. Graphics are decent 3D, nothing groundbreaking but gets the job done. They're adding new waifus monthly which is cool I guess, though I'm still figuring out all the current ones. Erza's scenes are intense as hell btw - that woman does not mess around.