There’s this lazy-ass witch lying in a hammock with tits that are technically a health hazard, and somehow you’re the responsible adult in the room. That’s the basic mood. The whole world is this silly fantasy mix of horny monsters, smug magical girls, and weirdos who think “public indecency” is more like a dress code. You’re not just clicking through porn scenes, you’re actually juggling gold, energy and these four stats that sound like some RPG parody: Martial, Mystic, Charm, Trickery. It feels a bit like someone smashed a fetish VN together with a light strategy game and then just… kept all the horny parts. One run I tried to play her as a serious, powerful witch, always picking the smart Mystic solutions, and two choices later she’s on her knees worshipping a monster girl’s cock while her boobs jump up another cup size and I’m laughing at myself for thinking I had control here.

Calling it “breast expansion focus” is almost funny, because it’s not just a tag, it’s the entire spine of the game. Every run ends up turning into a science project about how far you can push those sizes before she’s basically a walking beanbag chair. The wild part is that the scenes change with her size, so a blowjob with small boobs feels totally different than the same encounter when she’s at “crush-her-own-face” levels. You get tiny details like her trying to hold her tits out of the way while she’s riding some furry wolf knight who’s way too proud of his armor, and then later that same guy just buries his hands in her chest and uses them like handles while you watch the text describe how she can barely stay upright. It’s ridiculous. It’s hot. It’s also kind of stupid in the best way. There’s a lesbian witch duel that turns into mutual groping in mid-air, one of those monster girls that’s more teeth and tongue than sense, and a smug noblewoman who switches from icy female domination to being bent over a balcony once you figure out which stat to poke her with. Sometimes you “win” a fight by outsmarting them, sometimes by letting her submit on purpose, because of course if she gets fucked, the stats get weird and the boobs get bigger. There’s no game over, just different flavors of “congratulations, you’re getting railed.”

If I had to give it a fake jam trophy, it’d be “Best Use Of Gravity As A Fetish Mechanic.” The way the writing leans into the size changes is oddly consistent, even when the tone is goofy. At low sizes, she’s flashing people just to get free drinks. At mid sizes, there’s a whole run where she’s stuck trying to squeeze through a dungeon door while a slime monster girl gropes her from behind and it takes way too long, text-wise, but I couldn’t look away. At stupid sizes, there’s a scene where she tries to cast a serious spell, trips over nothing, and ends up pressed into the dirt, ass up, boobs pinned under her chest like two living cushions while some armored monster uses her like a toy. I wished for an option to just leave her there for the rest of the game. The strategy side is simple but not brain-dead, like managing stamina in Hades but horny and slower, and you start optimizing which enemies you want to “lose” to because their dom scenes are funnier. Not every encounter lands, the humor sometimes feels like reddit cosplay captions, and there’s at least one exhibitionism bit in a city square that keeps mentioning the crowd but barely describes a single face. Still, it sticks in your head after you close the browser. That lazy witch, half-asleep in her hammock, tits overflowing her robe, asking if you really want to push for one more quest when she can barely walk? Yeah. Don’t play this on your work laptop. Actually, do. I dare you.

UNDAWN: Shackles Of Eternity feels like somebody mashed a grimdark VN, horny gothic Instagram, and a futa porn doujin together, then actually bothered to give the porn a brain. You play as Rhiannon, who looks like the kind of cold, perfect priestess you’d see on a cathedral mural, except she has a cock and way more emotional damage. The world around her is just ruined faith and half-dead gods, with churches that feel more like brothels for the desperate. Every “holy” symbol looks kinda dirty. You’re basically walking through a graveyard of old beliefs, deciding who to fuck and who to sacrifice, while the game keeps asking you quietly, “You sure about that?” and then shows the consequences in bed later. It’s not a power fantasy where you’re some shining savior. Rhiannon feels like a loaded gun that learned how to think. You get romance, sure, but it’s romance that comes with knives hidden under dresses and tongues in places that definitely aren’t holy.

Sex-wise, the game goes pretty hard on futa on female and actually uses the magic shit for more than particle effects. You’re not just clicking through generic “she sucks you off” lines. You get weird little moments like Rhiannon using a whispering spell to make a nun feel every word along her spine, the text describing this chill that rolls down to her ass while you’re already elbow-deep in groping and fingering. First time you push a cute monster girl up against a cracked stained-glass window and her tail wraps around Rhiannon’s thigh while you rail her from behind, it feels personal in a fucked up way. There’s anal and creampies that don’t feel like checkbox porn tags, more like “oh, you chose to promise her safety and instead you’re filling her ass in a back alley behind a dead chapel, good job.” The harem angle is there but messy, poly in the sense that everyone has teeth. The girls fall for Rhiannon and for each other too, so you end up in these lesbian side scenes where Rhiannon watches them eat each other out, only to join, dick out, and turn the whole thing into a pile of limbs, tongues, and cum. Sometimes it’s tender, slow oral with a shy femboy who looks like he stepped out of a BL mobile game. Sometimes it’s Rhiannon pinning a proud knightess to the altar and pounding her until her prayers turn into begging. The mystery stuff wraps around the porn like a noose. You keep thinking you’re choosing who you love and who you fuck, then slowly realize you’re also choosing who loses their soul piece by piece. And the game doesn’t scream this at you. It just shows you the aftermath in the next “romantic” scene, like a girl who used to be all fire letting you slide into her raw and quiet, because she’s finally broken in exactly the way you helped shape.

A long time ago this guy was a god, like real god, not some cosplay dude with foam sword. People prayed to him, gave him girls, gave him power, all that wild ancient stuff. Then everything went to shit, he got sealed like some scary monster story and the world moved on, forgot him. Fast forward to modern world and suddenly there is this one last believer, a shy little thing who finds an old ritual, thinks it is just weird superstition, and still tries it in her tiny bedroom with her phone flashlight and some cheap candles from Amazon. And boom, he wakes up. Not in a temple, not in some glorious battlefield, but right there between her messy bed and her laptop with porn tabs still open. It feels kind of funny and kind of hot at same time, this mix of epic god energy and super normal modern girl who never even had a real boyfriend and has no idea what to do when an actual ancient sex god is just standing in front of her, already hard, already curious.

From here the story just keeps getting more dirty, but the tone stays weirdly romantic under all the filth, like he actually looks at her first, studies her face, the way her hands shake when she touches his chest, not only how her tits bounce when he pulls off her shirt. She starts as a virgin, nervous, breathing fast, but there is this almost religious hunger growing in her, like her body already remembers him from other lives. When he finally pushes inside her the game does not rush, it stays on that first stretch, the little pain mixed with deep pleasure, her nails scratching his back, his hand around her throat but gentle, almost like he is checking she is still present. Later he gets more rough, there is anal, there is double use where his cock and a thick toy take her at same time and she is drooling on the sheets, but it never feels like some cheap porn clip, more like a very long night that keeps going and going, changing rhythm. One scene that stayed in my head is when he makes her ride a toy while he just watches, arms crossed, commenting quietly how her pussy opens up, telling her to look at herself in the mirror. It is kind of humiliating for her, but she clearly loves it, and I felt like a creep because I loved it too. I wish they used that mirror more honestly, there is something about seeing her own face while he’s fucking her from behind that would make it perfect, but they do not really go back to it.

Later more girls appear, of course, because one worshiper is never enough for a god that is horny and bored after thousands of years. There is a smug office lady who pretends she does not believe in gods, then ends up on her knees giving messy head with mascara all over, and a quiet nerdy girl who watches from the doorway first, thinking they do something wrong, and then slowly gets pulled into the group, tongue hesitating when she first licks another girl, then going deeper like she is tasting something forbidden. The group scenes go pretty far, multiple holes all used, toys everywhere, one girl sitting on his face while another rides him, the first believer holding a camera because he tells her to record everything, like building his own private holy scripture of sweaty skin and dripping cum. There is also this short bit with tentacles that feels like a glitch in the universe, he calls some leftover ancient power and suddenly there are wet, shiny limbs curling around ankles and wrists, spreading thighs open so wide it looks impossible, sliding in places fingers cannot reach. It is only one chapter but it burned into my brain. The game itself is simple, just reading and clicking, no choices, but I opened it again on my phone in bed, on desktop with one hand on mouse and one somewhere else, because the pacing of scenes is strangely addicting. You watch this god slowly change from distant, almost cold, into a possessive bastard who cannot get enough, and these “normal” girls from modern world turn into his little cult of sluts, sharing spit, sharing cock, whispering his name like prayer while their asses are already full. I still think one scene needed more lube, like you can almost feel the burn, but somehow that made me like it more.

Celia’s day is already trash before the truck hits her. Classic isekai setup, but here it feels more like being yeeted out of a Discord call after saying the wrong thing in NSFW chat. She wakes up in this ridiculous fantasy world, still a lazy NEET at heart, except now there’s a smug dragon spirit living in her head and her body got “patched” in the weirdest way possible. One minute flat-chested hoodie goblin, next minute she’s futa with a magical cock that reacts way too much to teasing, fear, and honestly just light breeze. The game has fun with that. Sometimes a monster girl leans a bit too close, the screen shakes, and Celia’s “new equipment” twitches in the art like it has its own opinion. You don’t need a tutorial to understand where this is going. Dialog is like late night horny shitposting: awkward, self aware, dumb jokes about game dev and life, then suddenly someone is on their knees giving her a sloppy blowjob while the dragon spirit makes commentary like a pervy Twitch chat in her head.

What surprised me is how many scenes just spiral. You start with this goofy “pickup line” minigame, right, where you choose lines that range from smooth to absolute trainwreck. You try something semi romantic and end up with the busty milf monster girl pressing Celia’s dick between her huge tits and going to town, drool everywhere, her tongue poking out in that stupid ahegao way that would get you banned from Twitch in half a second. Pick the most cursed line and the same girl laughs, shoves Celia onto a bed, and suddenly it flips into a rough anal scene where Celia’s the one getting pinned while still jerking herself off, moaning like she’s going to break her own voice. There’s a lot of that weird double layering, where she’s fucking and getting fucked at the same time, creampies both ways, cum dripping in places the dragon spirit really doesn’t need to comment on, but does anyway. The AI CG looks like the dev fed a bot too much hentai and then just clicked “yeah, that’s good enough” and honestly it fits the tone. Monster girls with stupidly big tits, weird little details like claws around her shaft during a handjob, or a footjob scene where the girl’s toes are painted some tacky pink that somehow makes it way hotter. Sometimes the faces look a bit off, but when the futa protagonist is balls deep in some demon girl’s pussy and her belly bulges just a bit after the creampie, you’re not exactly opening Photoshop to complain. It plays smooth on mobile, too, perfect for that “just one more scene” loop where one minute you’re laughing at a meme about truck-kun and the next you’re watching Celia deepthroat a toy to “train” before she tries to swallow a monster girl’s cock in a harem scene that gets way out of hand in the best possible way.

Halloween party games in porn are usually lazy as hell: put a witch hat on some random model, throw in a pumpkin, done. This one actually tries to be about that awkward, horny, stupidly tense night where your “just friend” shows up in a costume that makes your brain blue-screen. You play the typical clueless guy, still a virgin, trying to pretend you’re watching the horror movie while your best friend Rina is basically speedrunning your sexual awakening. It’s all first person, so half the time you feel like you’re stuck inside the head of a dude who has no idea what to do with his hands, which is… honestly accurate. She’s got that big ass squeezed into a sexy Halloween outfit that looks like it was designed by someone who gave up on subtlety in the first ten seconds, and the way she keeps sitting too close on the couch feels more real than it should. One second she’s clowning around with cheap jumpscares, the next she’s grinding her hips on your lap “as a joke” while you try not to nut in your pants. Very relatable, unfortunately.

From an animation studio nerd angle, it’s kind of a mess and kind of hot at the same time. The loops are simple, but they lean into body language instead of trying to be super polished. Her ass has a nice bounce during spanking, the jiggle feels cheap and a bit rubbery, but in that Pornhub amateur way that weirdly works. Some transitions are jank: there’s a cut where she’s teasing you with slow grinding, screen fades, and suddenly her lips are around your cock with a totally different angle, like the editor got horny and skipped three shots. Still, her face animations during oral are solid, especially the little eye flicks up to “you” while drool is dripping. POV angles help a lot; when she shifts from blowjob to sliding down on you, there’s that half second of her hovering, lined up, breathing heavy, and the animation holds it just long enough that you’re screaming internally before she actually sinks down. And then sometimes her hair clips right through her shoulder and ruins the whole mood for two frames. I hate it. I watched it three times.

The nice surprise is how they mix comedy and romance into the horny stuff without turning it into cringe Tumblr fanfic. Rina cracks dumb jokes while she’s literally sitting on your face, then suddenly drops a soft line like “I’ve wanted this for so long” that somehow doesn’t feel forced. There’s a little running gag where she keeps pretending she’s “teaching” you how to touch her, and every time you think the scene will cut, she pushes it further: teasing your cock with her thighs first, then full oral, then riding you slow so you actually see that she’s enjoying it, not just performing. The spanking bits are playful more than hardcore, just enough red on her ass to sell the impact, not enough to turn it into a different kind of game. Mobile performance is… fine, I had it running on my phone while also shitposting on Discord and it didn’t choke, but the compression kills some detail in the darker Halloween lighting, which sucks because the dim, orange candle glow during the final vaginal scene is the best part. She’s on top, costume half off, tits bouncing slightly off-beat with the thrust rhythm, her voice breaking between giggles and moans, and you realize this whole “best friends finally fuck on Halloween” thing would almost be wholesome if she wasn’t riding you like she’s trying to turn your virgin balls inside out. I wish there was a bit more build-up before the first blowjob, but they go from playful to mouth on cock pretty fast and it’s not going to change, so whatever. For a short, horny Halloween thing, it hits that specific fantasy of “we’ve known each other forever, and tonight we stop pretending” with just enough animation charm and just enough scuffed edges to feel dirty in a good way.

Thieves of Dingirra feels like somebody smashed a horny VN, a chill management game and a messy RPG party together, then left it on the table with a “do crimes, fuck everyone” note. You start as this sneaky bastard, the Master Thief, dropped into a city that already smells like sex and trouble, and your job is to turn a tiny gang of nobodies into the dirtiest, richest thieves guild in town. The city is split in quarters and you stare at the map thinking “ok, I’ll just send a couple idiots to pickpocket here” and suddenly you’re juggling turf wars, bribes, and who you want to bend over next. I had Chrome open with like 10 tabs, Discord pinging, Pornhub paused on another monitor, but my attention kept sliding back to “ok, one more heist, then I’ll go to sleep”. Lies, obviously.

The character creation is what hooked me too hard. You can go full male, full female, or play around with it, and the game actually reacts to what you are trying to be. I started as a cocky male thief and somehow ended up building a crew where half my lieutenants wanted to ride me, the other half wanted to rob me, and a few wanted both in the same night. You get flirty banter that slowly turns filthy: one moment you are discussing guard patrols, next moment a monster girl with horns and a tail is on her knees, tongue out, talking about “payment in kind”. The lesbian scenes caught me by surprise, in a good way. Two of the women in my guild had this slow burn thing going on, lots of snark and eye contact when I assigned missions, and when it finally blew up into a proper sex scene it was just them going down on each other in a dusty hideout, muffled moans so the guards outside don’t hear. It feels dirty in that very specific “we should not be doing this here” way. And the game is equal-opportunity filthy, you can go for guys too, get your cock sucked in some back alley deal, or slide into a more tender thing that actually has romance vibes instead of just “ok, next hole”.

The furry stuff is there, and it is not shy. The first time I took a contract from this local monster girl “fixer”, I thought it was just another contact on the map. Then I clicked through her scenes and she’s this smug cat-eared thief who steals your loot, then basically pushes you against a wall and starts grinding on your thigh while teasing you about being “too soft for Dingirra”. I picked a dialogue option that was supposed to be threatening and it just made her more turned on. Later, when the guild was big and I was trying to min-max my income per quarter, I had this stupid moment where I was staring at numbers and suddenly remembered “oh right, last time I met her she swallowed my cum in an alley and licked her paws clean like it was wine”. The game keeps mixing that: one second you’re tweaking risk levels on a job, next second you’re in a detailed blowjob scene, hearing how your partner tries to talk with your dick in their mouth. Vaginal stuff is just as graphic, with a lot of focus on how risky it is to be fucking in the middle of criminal operations. You’re banging a female thief on top of a desk piled with stolen letters, papers sticking to her sweaty back while she rides you, and she’s half laughing, half begging you to cum inside before the patrol makes its round. It’s hot and also stupid, which is kind of perfect for this setting.

At the same time the strategy side weirdly matters. You send squads on missions, adjust heat, build up control in each neighborhood, and the better you treat people, the more their personal stories open up. Some of those stories are pretty soft, almost like romance VN stuff, and then suddenly they go from “my tragic past” to “I want your tongue between my legs, right now”. I liked that, even if sometimes I just wanted to skip to the sex and the game made me read three extra lines about politics. One guy in my crew kept talking about family honor and I honestly don’t remember half of it, but I do remember the scene where he pushed me onto the bed after a successful raid, still half dressed in armor, and fucked me so hard the headboard hit the wall. There was this dumb little animation of text describing how his thrusts got rougher and I was sitting there thinking, yeah ok, this is better than whatever was on Netflix tonight. There is one UI sound that drives me crazy though, this click when you confirm some tasks, I hated it from the first minute and never got used to it, and I’m still annoyed about that and I don’t even know why. The city keeps opening up, different factions, different monsters and humans and in-between, and every time you think “ok, that’s enough kinks” the game quietly drops another option in your lap and asks if you’d like to suck it.

You know that feeling when a new neighbor moves in and your brain instantly writes a porn plot before you even see their face? This game grabs that exact feeling and just runs way too far with it. You’re a regular guy trying to live a quiet life, until Claire shows up next door with her husband and your libido basically signs a contract with the devil. Claire’s got that thick “I married the wrong guy but I still like expensive wine” look, big tits barely fitting in whatever she wears, big ass you’re definitely staring at while pretending to talk about trash collection. The first meeting is almost normal, awkward smiles and small talk, but the game does this thing where the sound of her voice sticks in your head long after the scene ends. Soft, slightly husky, a bit older than you expected, and you can literally hear your character’s self-control leaving the room. Or maybe that was just mine.

The trick is that the real filth doesn’t start with her in the daylight, it starts when you fall asleep. The dream sequences hit fast, like your brain was already preheated. One moment you’re lying in your boring bed, listening to some low ambient hum, the next you’re in this hazy, wet-focus fantasy where Claire is suddenly a lot more honest about what she wants. The soundtrack really leans into that foggy, horny half-sleep vibe: slow pads, a little reverb, almost like old-school chillout playlists on Spotify, but then you realize the rhythm matches the way she’s sliding down on your cock. Oral scenes are especially nasty here, in a good way. The sound design for her sucking you off is… yeah, it’s not subtle. There is spit, there is gag, there is that slurpy loop that almost annoyed me and then somehow made the whole thing hotter. I hated it and replayed it three times. The facial expressions are a bit uncanny sometimes since it’s that AI art style, but it kind of works for the dream angle, like your brain can’t fully render her but your dick doesn’t care.

Outside the dreams, the game plays with guilt and blackmail in a way that’s actually more uncomfortable than I expected. You start getting these hints that someone knows about your wet little night movies, and suddenly the fantasy of “I’m fucking my neighbor’s hot wife” flips into “oh shit, someone is using this to twist both of us.” There are moments where you’re watching her bend over for her husband, and the game makes you hear the echo of how she moaned for you in the dream. That’s where the cheating and netorare stuff kicks in hard. You’re turned on and kind of miserable at the same time, which is weirdly addictive. At one point I was listening more to the muffled bed creaks in the next room than reading the dialogue, just to catch whether she was faking it or not. The game never really lets you relax. Even when the scene is just simple flirting at the fence, the background audio and her little breathing noises make it feel like you’re already doing something wrong. I kept wishing there was one scene where things were truly sweet and not covered in tension, but honestly, if they added that, it might ruin the whole dirty, voyeur, “I shouldn’t be here but I am” mood this thing nails so well.

Guy down on his luck, city feels like it hates him, nothing goes right… and then he walks home one boring night, cuts through this almost empty street with that bad neon light, and boom, there she is. Not some shy anime waifu either, but this tall, crazy confident woman with huge tits that are just barely staying inside her dress, ass so round you instantly forget what day it is. She looks at him like she already knows where his moles are. Says she has seen him in her dreams. Not cute dreams, not fluffy romance. The kind where you wake up wet and guilty. And from that moment the game just refuses to decide if it is about fate, or just about how fast you can end up buried between her thighs. Which is kinda nice. And kinda annoying. In a sexy way.

What I really like is how it keeps throwing those “oh shit, is this destiny or am I just horny” moments at you. One second they are having a serious talk about luck, life choices, all that deep stuff, and ten seconds later your POV is full of her lips wrapping around your cock, drool sliding down her chin, her eyes looking up like she is still thinking about some cosmic meaning while she is working your shaft like a goddamn pro. There is one scene early on where she pulls you into a shadowy alley, says she has to “confirm something”, drops to her knees and just starts this slow, messy blowjob while traffic sounds pass in the background. The camera sticks in tight, you see tongue, you see her smearing spit on your tip with her thumb, and when she pushes you against the wall and lets you finish, she keeps your dick buried in her mouth for a couple of extra seconds so the creampie drips out onto her tongue. And then she just stands up, wipes the corner of her lips with that casual gesture, and goes back to talking about destiny like nothing happened. I laughed, I’m not gonna lie.

The art is AI generated but in a way that actually fits the “dream” vibe. Faces look soft and almost too perfect, skin has that slightly unreal glow, tits are huge and heavy with these thick nipples that look amazing when she presses them around your shaft for a titfuck. Sometimes you can actually spot the AI weirdness, like a strand of hair that bends wrong or fingers looking a bit off in one frame, and it kinda breaks the mood for a second, but then her big ass fills the screen while she grinds on you and my brain just happily forgets to complain. The game really loves that big ass, by the way. There are these POV scenes where you are lying back and she rides you, her cheeks clapping in a slow rhythm while you watch your cock vanish into her wet pussy again and again, then she leans forward and your view shifts to her tits bouncing, slick with sweat, and you basically can’t decide where to look. The vaginal sex is mostly romantic with a dirty mouth layered on top: she says she is scared of losing you to fate, then calls you a “filthy distraction” while she slams down harder, asking you to cum inside her like it will somehow “anchor” you in her world. Completely nonsense. In the best way. I still think one particular buttjob scene in the tiny apartment couch goes on a bit too long and the music loop there made me open Spotify halfway through, but her scooping your sticky load off her ass and licking it from her fingers was worth suffering that track. Anyway, it is one of those adventures where the emotional stuff and the porn keep tripping over each other, falling on the bed, and somehow landing in a perfect messy pile of romance, mystery, and a lot of very wet, very explicit POV fun.

You start as this guy who got totally screwed over by life. Framed for killing his own father, thrown in prison, years just gone. When he finally walks out, the whole vibe of the world feels off, like reality forgot how to be normal. And then his dreams stop being just dreams. One night you’re staring through your own eyes, next night you’re suddenly in this other place, like a sci-fi fantasy city with neon and magic at the same time, stuck in a tight POV view with a monster girl pressing her huge tits against your chest, asking why you keep running from “your power.” She’s got horns, a tail, and an ass that fills the whole screen when she turns. You’re supposed to be scared, she’s talking about fate and monsters and some cosmic war, but instead you’re watching her lips as she wraps them around your cock and drools all over it, eyes rolled back in full ahegao while you’re still half sure this is a nightmare. It’s not. Not really. Every time you cum, the dream world reacts, like you just flipped a switch in some forgotten machine.

Then, outside of dreams, your life is this weird mix of murder mystery and porn logic. You’re “trying to rebuild yourself,” but what actually happens is you keep meeting women who are way too into your mess. The milf neighbor who knew your father and keeps “comforting” you by letting your hands wander under her blouse, whispering that you’re so much bigger than he was while she grinds on your thigh. The shy virgin cosplay girl who acts like a nervous little mouse in the day, then shows up dressed as some space elf at night, kneeling between your legs with glitter on her cheeks, giving you slow, sloppy oral and stopping every few seconds to tease you with just the tip between her lips, like she’s roleplaying she never did this before. She says she wants to help “investigate” your case, but somehow the investigation scene ends with her riding you, big tits bouncing, begging for a creampie so hard she forgets the whole point of the conversation. Sometimes you get to flip things and go full male dom, hand around a throat, fucking her from behind until her tongue’s out and she’s moaning like a broken toy. Other times the game flips you on your back and lets a dominant woman sit on your face, grinding her pussy over your mouth while she uses a vibrator on your cock and denies you until your vision almost fades. There’s anal, voyeur moments where you spy two monster girls going at it in a shower, footjobs from a smug heroine who claims she “won’t touch you with her hands,” titfucks where your cum ends up all over soft big breasts, toys shoved into dripping holes while you stand there, watching, choosing whether you help or just enjoy the show. In the middle of all that, you’re chasing clues about your father’s death, unlocking superpower stuff tied to sex and emotions, and somehow building a harem of humans, milfs and literal monsters who all want a piece of you. It’s messy, horny, sometimes actually emotional for a second before someone gets groped against a wall and you forget what you were even talking about.