Cold air everywhere in this game, that kind of bluish light where everything looks quiet until you realize it’s not quiet at all - it’s full of moans. “The Builder” starts like a normal job story, some guy sent north to construct something that doesn’t matter after a while because what really matters is how quickly every woman in that town ends up wrapped around him. It’s strange how the plot pretends to be about architecture or duty, but then someone leans too close over a workbench and suddenly there’s no building left except the one between his legs. I liked that switch though, it feels messy in a way that’s believable, like people pretending they have control when clearly they don’t. The girls aren’t copy-paste dolls either; each has that tiny habit that sticks in your head - the smith wiping sweat off her collarbone, or the widow who keeps her eyes shut during oral scenes like she’s praying. That detail hit harder than expected.

Still, sometimes the pacing drags, like the builder forgot what he was doing mid-thrust. There’s a part with a riverbank that could’ve been hotter if the camera wasn’t so polite - I wanted it to stay longer, to show the mess, not fade out. And yeah, I know it’s supposed to be “romantic,” but come on, they’re all basically begging for creampie scenes anyway, so why tease the player? Maybe a DLC later could bring pregnancy progression visuals, just saying, not even for fetish reasons, more for closure. I also wish someone stopped calling him “master builder.” Sounds silly when everyone’s panting. But then again, maybe that’s the point - it becomes almost funny, and somehow that makes it dirtier.

What surprised me most? I actually cared when winter ended and half the village had swollen bellies. It felt weirdly wholesome in the filthiest way possible. Like, he built the memorial but also a new generation - two kinds of legacies tangled together. I closed the tab thinking about that smell of sawdust mixed with skin, wondering if the next update will ruin it or make it worse, hopefully worse.

Nyatorase starts quiet, almost too cozy. It just drops you into this tiny married life with your goth catgirl wife Katherine like it expects you to already know her. And weirdly, after a few minutes, you kinda do. She has that lazy neko thing going on, ears twitching when you say something dumb, tail flicking when you stare too long at her huge tits and huge ass and pretend you’re not doing it. The house feels small, a bit messy in a lived-in way, and the whole time you feel that itch that the game is poking: you love her, but you really want to see her fucked by someone else. Not just random cheating, more like you want to be in the corner, dick hard, watching some stranger push his cock inside your wife while she moans your name and his name and probably forgets both. The game doesn’t rush to the heavy stuff. It makes you sit with that shitty guilty feeling first, with you fumbling through texts, porn tabs on your phone, trying not to think about how much it turns you on when you imagine her getting used like a toy. Then it starts letting you push, a little at a time. A small dirty suggestion. A question that feels like it will break everything. And yeah, you really can fuck it up if you press too hard or too early, which I learned when she went quiet and that little cat-ear sprite folded down in this way that made me actually feel like trash.

The hot parts hit different because of that. When she finally starts to play along, it’s not just generic “big boobs bouncing” and “catgirl goes nyan while sucking cock”. She teases you. There’s this one early scene where she’s sitting on the couch in just an oversized shirt, no panties, tail flicking, acting innocent while she asks you what you really want to see. You can stay coward, dodge the question, or just admit you want her to get fucked by another guy. If you confess, she doesn’t jump straight to “okay, let’s do a gangbang”. She asks you things like “you want to see his cum all over my tits?” or “what if he fucks my throat until I gag and you’re not allowed to touch me?” and the way the text is timed feels like she’s whispering in your ear, not reading a script. Later on, when the group stuff starts happening, it gets messy in a very specific way: hands everywhere, fingers grabbing her big boobs, guys playing with her nipples, someone pulling her hair while another nekogirl leans down and licks cum off her skin, like that casual monster girl cameo that just slips in and then suddenly you’re watching your goth catwife share a dick with a horny furry girl like it’s no big deal. There’s a scene where she’s doing a slow titfuck on some tall dude while you sit on the floor, jerk yourself with a toy clamped on your balls, and all she does is occasionally look down at you and smile like she’s the queen of the room and you’re just the mascot. It’s cruel and stupidly hot.

What I liked most is how the game keeps mixing sweet and fucked up. One moment she’s on her knees between a stranger’s legs, drool on her chin, oral sex looking sloppy and desperate, eyeliner smeared, and she pauses just to send you a little selfie on your in-game phone, like “hey honey, thinking of you” while her mouth is still full of cock. There’s this tiny chat feature that pops now and then, and if you poke at it, you can nudge scenes toward softer cuckold vibes or straight-up degradation, like she’ll ask if you want her to tell the guy you’re small, or if she should tell him you’re the one who begged for all this. The game is not shy with race stuff either, it throws in an interracial scene where Katherine is sandwiched between a big guy behind her going deep in her pussy and another one in front using her mouth, and the CG makes her look completely overwhelmed, body language screaming “too much” while her text box is just full of hearts and moans. It brushes past swinging too, where you’re technically allowed to touch someone else, but it’s so obvious the focus is still on watching your own wife get turned into the main toy of the group. There are toys, collars, restraints, and a few light femdom moments where she pins you down, rides you lazy, then tells you she’s already sore from the others so you better not make her do any work. I kinda wish there was an option to say no and still keep her, but the game is clearly here for people who like that sick taste of jealousy in the back of their throat. At one point I spent like ten minutes just staring at the way her tail wrapped around her own thigh during a vaginal sex animation where she’s riding another guy and you’re just there touching yourself because for some reason that stupid tail detail felt more intimate than all the moaning. The mobile layout works fine, by the way, ran it in Chrome on my phone while pretending to answer work emails, though the text box is sometimes a bit cramped and it annoyed me more than it should. Anyway, it’s a messy, horny, kind of mean little story about a guy who loves his catgirl wife so much he lets everybody else have a turn, and somehow that makes him feel closer to her instead of further, which is either beautiful or fucked up or both, I still haven’t decided.

Frank really picked the worst possible way to escape prison and the best possible place to wash up. Storm, wreck, boom, suddenly the dude is crawling out of the water into a familiar yellow square house that should not be this horny. He looks around, nobody home, nobody asking questions, so he just goes, “Yeah, sure, I’m SpongeBob now,” throws on the clothes and starts living this fake life under the sea. It sounds stupid as hell. It is stupid as hell. That’s kind of why it works. The game just leans into the parody thing completely, like a Newgrounds cartoon that got drunk, grew up and decided to stop pretending it’s for kids. One minute you’re wandering Bikini Bottom talking to cartoon weirdos, next minute you’re balls deep in someone with tits that would absolutely not pass broadcast standards. It’s all exaggerated, big tits, big asses, stretchy mouths, thick thighs, the whole hentai checklist but in this goofy aquatic world that used to run on Nickelodeon.

The tone is all over the place in a fun way. You’re this criminal hiding in plain sight, trying to remember you’re “SpongeBob” while also basically turning the town into your own personal sex playground. You can wander around, poke into houses you probably shouldn’t, get into some stupid mini-games, buy junk from shops, then somehow that leads to a blowjob behind a counter or a rough handjob in a back alley lit like a bad crime movie. The animated scenes are unapologetically dirty: sloppy oral with lots of spit, big cartoon cocks sliding between fat wet lips, pussy getting pounded while her huge chest bounces in that silly loop that looks wrong and right at same time. Sometimes it goes from silly to surprisingly graphic fast, like you’re laughing at a joke and suddenly there’s this intense vaginal close-up with her moaning like a full hentai OVA. The violence sneaks in too, not super serious but sharp enough you remember that Frank isn’t some innocent hero. He’s a fugitive who lies, pushes people around, fucks them, sometimes intimidates them. Definitely more male dom than soft romance here, even when the girls act all cutesy.

What surprised me most is how oddly cozy the sandbox feels even when everything on screen is nasty. You move across different Bikini Bottom spots, trigger crazy side events, stumble into lewd scenes you didn’t plan, then ten minutes later you’re grinding money again because you wasted it on some dumb store item that only unlocks one short sex loop. Some dialogues hit like shitposts from Reddit, other lines sound like the dev wrote them half asleep, but that gives it this raw energy. It’s not “polished narrative experience”, it’s “guy in a funny outfit lying to the whole town while shoving his dick where it doesn’t belong”. Sometimes the pacing goes weird and you’re stuck wandering around checking every door because the game refuses to tell you where the next scene is, and then out of nowhere you trigger a scene with a stacked character who rides you like she’s trying to break your spine. If there was a DLC where Bikini Bottom just leaned even harder into the corruption, with even more twisted hentai-style events and Frank losing the last bits of morality he has, I’d play that in a heartbeat. Even if I’d complain about some tiny bug in the shop UI and then completely forget I ever mentioned it once the next girl drops to her knees.

You’re broke, pissed off at everything, and kind of numb already when the game just tosses Rei at you like some bugged NPC that wandered off the tutorial area. She’s sleeping on the sidewalk, dirty, hungry, weirdly cute, and clearly fucked by life even harder than you are. You poke her awake, expecting some quick “thanks” then she runs off. Nope. She sticks. That’s where this thing actually starts to feel fun: two losers trying to pretend they’re adults while everything around them screams “game over” in slow motion.

It’s half “try not to starve” and half “try not to jerk yourself raw”, and the balance is way more fragile than I want to admit. One moment you’re counting every coin, juggling shitty jobs on your phone like it’s some cursed version of a finance app, checking if you can afford basic food for both of you. Next moment, Rei’s in that tiny room, wearing clothes that might as well not count as clothes, asking if you “want a break”. You’re like, yeah, obviously, but also rent exists. And it kind of becomes the loop: work, feed her, talk to her, spy a bit when she thinks you’re not watching, unlock new scenes, repeat. There’s this stupid thrill when she leans over you with those huge tits and gives this shy-but-not-that-shy handjob, and the game treats it like you just hit some romance flag you didn’t deserve. Then she does something ridiculous, like trying to “thank you properly” with a messy titfuck after a shitty day, and you forget you were supposed to be planning your budget at all. I actually laughed once when she tried to make giving you a blowjob sound like some noble reward and then gagged halfway, eyes watering, and still pushed through because she didn’t want to “fail”. That hit my corruption braincell and my “this is terrible but hot” braincell at the same time.

It’s also kind of fun how the story wanders around like it’s drunk. Sometimes it plays like a parody of every poverty romance you ever saw, making fun of your pathetic room and your tragic wallet. Sometimes it suddenly drops a bit of sweetness that feels like you walked into the wrong genre, like when she curls up on your bed just to sleep and you can choose not to touch her at all, just watch, like a creep with feelings. Then later she’s straddling you, pussy grinding over you, moaning way louder than that cheap room’s walls can hide, and you get hit with that “I really shouldn’t be doing this but I’m already in balls-deep” vibe. There’s a bit of that harem teasing too, like the world is full of other girls that might fall into your orbit if you push the sandbox parts hard enough, but Rei feels like the main disaster you’re signing up for. It’s messy, a little trashy, sometimes oddly tender, like a dating sim that got lost on a porn site and decided to stay. You’re poor, horny, watching this girl slowly change under your influence while you sc*** by, and somewhere between the voyeur peeks, the cheap dates, and the rough sex on a bed that looks like it smells, it kind of starts to feel like a fucked-up fantasy that never pretends to be anything else.