Three words first: horny, awkward, fun.

The game feels like someone mashed together a dating sim, a quarantine sharehouse and those trashy hentai manhwas you read on the toilet, then said “ok, now make it about pickup lines and see how long the guy can pretend he’s faithful.” You play this dude stuck with a bunch of hot girls who all know exactly what they’re doing with their bodies, while he’s trying so hard to act like some “good boyfriend” scientist, like he’s doing research on female pleasure instead of just staring at their tits. The whole thing is basically one long speed-dating session where you never leave the table, except the table has a big ass milf leaning over it and a bratty school girl pressing her thigh against your leg while she laughs at your shitty flirty lines. The pickup system is where it’s funniest and most frustrating. Sometimes one dumb line like “your laugh is cute” suddenly turns into her grabbing your wrist, placing your hand on her thigh and whispering in your ear while you’re hard and sweating. Other times you try to be smooth, stack teasing options, and she just looks at you like you’re a pervert who can’t even spell “consent”, then still ends up jerking you off five clicks later after some fake moral struggle. It reminds me of using Tinder then accidentally opening Hinge on horny mode.

There’s a lot of sandbox wandering where you’re just checking rooms, poking your nose where it doesn’t belong, “observing” them like some half-assed psychologist. You talk about relationships, then suddenly her cleavage is right in your face, animated and jiggly, and the voice acting goes from casual to this breathy “do you like that?” that sounds way too real for a mobile game. One moment you’re in a school-ish setting, pretending to learn how to “communicate better with women”, next moment she’s on her knees, drool on your shaft, giving this sloppy oral that makes you forget which dialogue choice even got you here. There’s titfucks that feel like a reward for picking the more playful options, and if you push a bit further and pick the more dominant answers, some scenes flip on you and the girl starts controlling everything, pinning you down, hand around your dick, strokes just slow enough to drive you insane while she talks about her boyfriend like you’re just a practice toy. The anal and more rough stuff doesn’t explode in your face right away, it creeps in through dirty jokes and “accidental” touches, and when it finally happens the game kind of shrugs like “yeah, you knew this was coming.” Speaking of coming, masturbation scenes feel personal, like when you fail a pickup line and the MC ends alone, jerking off on his phone while remembering how her ass looked pressed against his crotch earlier, with her voice echoing in his head. That part hit a bit too close to my Pornhub history, not gonna lie. There are a few moments where the pacing dies, you’re stuck clicking through teasing without payoff, like you’re in an endless edging loop designed by a sadist, and there’s one notification sound that kept popping up on my phone and I hated it, never turned it off, no idea why. Still, when a milf with big tits, soft voice and that smug “I know you’re hard” grin orders you to sit, unzip and let her “teach” you how to please a woman with your hands while she rides your fingers and strokes you at the same time, all that slow grind suddenly makes sense, then stops making sense again right after you cum and start overthinking your next line.

Tali is absolutely not the shy little quarian tech nerd people remember from the original games. Here she’s more like the center of a very rude quiz show where every question is “How far are you willing to go this time?” and the answer keeps getting filthier. The story picks up after she escapes this messed up ghost ship, and instead of going back to anything safe, she ends up bouncing around space with a bunch of “friends” who have very specific ideas about what to do with her suit, her body, and her obedience. One moment you’re in a legit combat scene, trying to manage shields and positioning, and the next moment losing a fight means Tali is on her knees, visor fogged, being used like a trophy by whatever monster just wrecked you. And yeah, the camera really loves her ass. Whoever built those shots deserves an award. Maybe “Excessive Focus On Tali’s Butt” gold medal.

The game kind of feels like a horny Mass Effect quiz where every choice is secretly: a) blowjob, b) anal, c) corruption, d) all of the above. You run around in this sandbox structure, poke different parts of the ship or station, and suddenly you’re in some awkward scene with Liara teasing her while EDI throws dry comments in the background like she’s hosting a porn podcast. One of my favorite dumb moments: I was half-tabbing out to check Discord, left a teasing scene running with Tali “practicing” oral on some alien cock, came back and she had switched positions and was riding instead because I let the idle animation chain continue. No tooltip, no pop up, just “you ignored the scene, now she’s even more corrupted, congrats.” It’s janky in spots, the animations sometimes loop too obviously, and Kasumi just kind of appears, steals the spotlight with a handjob scene, then vanishes again like a horny ninja. Never explained properly, and the game just shrugs and moves on.

What’s nice is how it leans fully into parody without being shy about anything. Miranda’s big tits are used exactly how you think, Ashley is still an uptight soldier but now her idea of discipline is getting Tali to “follow orders” with vaginal and anal rewards, and somewhere in the middle Shepard is there, but half of the time feels like a side character in his own porn. The corruption aspect creeps up on you in a stupidly fun way: early Tali is awkward, blushing, touching herself alone in a quiet room, just masturbation and a bit of teasing. A few bad fights lost, some “training” with Shiala and Samara, one very wrong encounter with a slime-like monster, and suddenly she’s the one grabbing cocks first, begging for more, suit open in places you’re pretty sure are not Alliance regulation. It’s dirty, it’s uneven, it repeats a couple of angles too much, and the UI sometimes hides a choice you swear should be there. But when she bends over in zero-g and the whole scene turns into this slow, weightless anal fuck with her gasping inside the helmet, you kind of forget what you were annoyed about. Or what you were doing before the scene started. Or why Jira is still open in another tab.

This one feels like reading someone’s old chat logs that you were never supposed to see, but the window is stuck open and you just… keep scrolling. You play as this guy who meets again with a childhood friend, and right away you feel that awkward mix of nostalgia and “fuck, I used to jerk off thinking about her.” It’s not some big heroic setup, it’s more like you walk into a familiar room and everything’s been moved around, including her. She’s older, softer in the right places, that kind of lazy MILF hotness where she doesn’t even need to try. The game doesn’t spend an eternity on exposition, which I actually liked. There’s this quiet tension where your brain is already filling in the gaps: the afternoons you had together, the stupid inside jokes, all that “we almost kissed once” energy sitting there like a loaded gun.

The kinetic format helps the pace a lot. You’re not pausing every two minutes to pick some fake deep choice; it just drags you along the way a bad memory does. There’s a really nasty pleasure in how the scenes are framed. You keep noticing hands, lips, little motions. Her sitting too close on the couch, the way she looks over her shoulder when she knows you’re staring at her ass, how her tongue looks when she laughs. Then it slides into the sexual stuff in that very “oh shit this is actually happening” way. The oral and hand stuff is detailed enough that you can almost hear it in your head, but it never becomes cartoonish. She uses her mouth like she’s done this a lot and stopped being shy about it years ago. At the same time, you get those ugly flashes of jealousy, because it’s clear she didn’t stay frozen in time waiting for you. The NTR angle hits more in the gut than in the dick sometimes. That sick feeling when you realize she talks about another man with the same familiar smile she used to have just for you, while still stroking you off, like your cock is just one more thing she can multitask.

The voyeur elements are what actually made it stick in my brain more than the sex itself. Half the time you’re not even “participating,” you’re watching, listening, overhearing. The game likes to put you behind half-open doors and on the wrong side of the bed, where you can see everything but can’t change anything. Some scenes feel like that shitty habit of stalking an ex on Instagram and then clicking too far back. The visuals lean into that: angles where you’re not the main focus, you’re just the guy in the corner staring, maybe useful, maybe not. There is one thing that annoyed me, the way a really important emotional beat just kind of passes in two lines and then the story runs straight to the next blowjob like it’s late for work, but I guess that rushed feeling kind of matches the whole “you lost her a long time ago, idiot” vibe. Anyway, if you really want to squeeze everything out of it, don’t skip past the slower parts. Let yourself sit in the discomfort, in the little looks and small humiliations. The cum scenes hit harder when you’ve let the resentment simmer first.

Rob’s whole life is kinda fucked from the start, which is honestly the best thing about this game. He’s this broke college dude nobody in his family really gives a shit about, except when they need him out of the way. Parents emotionally ghosted him, all the attention is on the sister, and he’s just drifting. It’s not tragic in that sad indie movie way, though, it’s more like: “yeah, life dumped on him… now watch what he does with it.” The moment he walks into that poker game, you already feel this quiet “oh, something’s about to go off the rails.” And it does. Hard. The dev doesn’t waste time with fake tension. One stupid decision, one risky hand, and suddenly Rob’s sex life goes from zero to “how the hell is this still legal” pretty fast.

The girls don’t fall in his lap for free, which I liked and also hated. You’ve got to push through all this awkward tension, family drama, bad choices, little moral lines getting crossed, and it builds up the horny in a slow burn that sometimes actually pays off. When a scene finally opens up and you get Rob going from shy loser to grabbing a girl by the hips, tongue deep in her while she’s pinned against something, it hits stronger because you remember where he started. The game loves messy faces and stupidly expressive eyes, those over-the-top ahegao looks that would be cringe in theory but here they kind of fit the whole “world gone wrong” vibe. The animations don’t try to be Hollywood smooth, they just focus on what matters: thrusts that look like they actually have weight, lips wrapping around him in a way that feels wet and a bit too detailed, that tiny pause right before he pushes all the way in and she twitches. Sometimes the angles are weird for no reason, like the camera is horny and confused, and I respect that.

What really hooked me was when the story stops pretending Rob is some innocent victim and starts treating him like a guy who’s totally fine fucking his way through every problem. You can feel this tiny power fantasy bloom: he starts talking with a bit more bite, standing closer, saying shit he wouldn’t dare say before. One scene he’s getting ridden lazy and slow, almost sweet, then later he’s practically using a girl like a toy, mouth full, eyes rolled, and the audio really sells it. Moans hit that not-quite-voice-acted but not cheap either zone, wet sounds are aggressive in your headphones, and the little gasps when he speeds up are filthy in a good way. I had Spotify running in the background at one point, a chill playlist, and it actually worked way too well with a bathroom quickie scene, so now my “focus” mix is ruined forever. If you jump in, best way to enjoy it is to lean into Rob being a bit of an asshole, take risks at the poker table, follow the situations that feel wrong but hot, and don’t rush-click through the build up, or you’ll miss half the fun that makes the cumshots feel earned instead of just another loop.

You start as this shy-looking, kinda nerdy occult freak in a school that feels way too normal for the shit that starts happening. First scene already hits like a truck: steamy shower, another girl walks in, cute face, soft voice, then you look down and she is packing. No slow build up, just straight “oh fuck, I’m on my knees now, guess I’m into this.” The game really leans into that “I lost control and liked it way too much” vibe. The ahegao faces your MC makes when she gets throat fucked or filled are way over the top, but in a fun way. It is not subtle at all, she looks like her soul left her body every time someone cums in her. Felt kinda cursed to be clicking through dialogue about angels and demon lore while my protagonist is getting creampied in the school bathroom and moaning like she’s in a porn compilation, but somehow it works.

Then that dusty bookstore thing happens and you get the Crowley family drama, hell politics, Lilith doing petty ex energy, all that religious corruption fantasy. I liked that they don’t pretend your girl is “pure.” From the beginning she is horny, curious, and already into weird shit. The corruption is more about power and mindset than “good girl turns bad.” One moment you are just a confused futa/trans occult student who masturbates in her room to creepy demon symbols, next moment you are juggling a growing group of girls, MILFs, monster chicks and actual demons who all want to either worship you, ride you, or ruin you. There is a nun with religious guilt issues who talks about sin while she is literally sitting on your face, and I laughed and also got hard. That balance of “this is kinda silly” and “this blowjob scene is actually hot” is one of the best things, even when the writing goes a bit too edgy.

Sandbox part is messy in that janky porn game way. You wander around, trigger events, sometimes you get a handjob, sometimes you get nothing and just read some extra occult text you forgot instantly. I kinda loved being lost though. It felt like scrolling horny Twitter with ten tabs open: you go to check on one girl, end up in the library with a demon milf explaining how to open a dimensional gate using your pussy as a ritual focus. There is an early event where a monster girl pins you to the bed, fucks your ass slow while whispering promises of power, then suddenly switches and uses you like a cum dump, filling every hole and leaving you drooling and glassy-eyed. I was like “ok this is too much” while clicking next as fast as possible. My only stupid complaint is that some minor scenes repeat with almost the same dirty talk and it annoyed me for no real reason. But then I unlocked this bukkake ritual where half your harem coats your face as an offering to a demon queen and I forgot I was mad. It is messy, blasphemous, full of incest hints, possessive lesbians, anal curses, weird rituals and way too many fluids. Honestly feels like browsing a horny occult subreddit at three different levels of degeneracy at once, and I mean that in the nicest, filthiest way.

Uni feels like someone took every messy fantasy I never admit on Tinder chats, threw it into a city, then told a slightly confused girl to just deal with it. You’re in her shoes, this “good” student in a school uniform that is way too tight to be realistic, stuck in a city where everyone wants something from her. Teachers stare too long, classmates test her limits, random creeps on the train “accidentally” brush her ass and you get that little menu in your head: ignore, flirt, let it go further, turn it into blackmail material. It’s like playing your own corruption arc, where sometimes you mean to keep her pure and then you click the wrong thing on your phone half asleep and suddenly she is on a slutty path, doing handjobs for “pocket money” behind a bar and pretending she is fine with it.

What I liked is how normal it starts. Wake up, check the phone, go to school, get harassed in the hallway because of course some guy corners her near the lockers, and you have that moment of “push him away” or “let him grope a little to get info.” Then later that same girl is on the same hallway, boobs practically falling out after you chose a more daring outfit, and other girls are eyeing her like they want to own her. The female domination stuff hits harder than I thought. There is this scene where a more mature girl basically toys with her in the bathroom, fingering her until she is shaking, then just leaves her there dripping and late for class, and you can’t tell if she hates it or if her body is just betraying her. And then later the same MC goes and uses her feet on some loser she met through that trashy dating app in-game, like she learned it from somewhere. On my phone, by the way, on the bus, pretending I read emails while she gives a sloppy blowjob in a dark alley to avoid paying for something. I’m there like, yeah, same, I also sell my dignity for discounts, just not with my mouth.

There is a kind of cruel humor in how the game treats “virgin” status. You try to keep her untouched, play her like a serious student, picking the safe jobs, staying away from the bar shifts, and then the voyeur events just keep showing up. Some dude records her stripping for a dare, another route has a teacher taking pictures under the desk, and you know these will be used for blackmail later. You kind of feel it in your stomach when she is forced to do group stuff just to keep things quiet. One of my runs turned into full prostitution without me actually going “ok, now she is a hooker,” it was just a bunch of small “fine, just this once” choices. Late shift at a sleazy club, some guy grabs her tits, she doesn’t complain because she needs the money, then the manager offers extra cash if she goes to the backroom and “takes care” of a client with her mouth. Then you’re juggling schedule like some sick management sim: school in the morning, part time work, then at night she’s on a couch with two older women and one dude, tongue between thighs while someone is filming on their phone, and her thoughts are all confused. Sometimes she likes being watched, sometimes she panics. The NTR flavor sneaks in too, with her dating some poor shy guy, then cheating on him in a toilet stall at a party, moaning louder because people in the line can hear. Or she ends up being used by his friend while he is in the next room. I kept thinking “why am I doing this to her” while still pushing the more extreme buttons. The whole thing feels dirty in a way that sticks, like closing Pornhub and your screen reflection looks back at you and you go “ok, I’m the problem.” Except here the city is the problem. Or the girl is. Or it’s just me tapping the wrong choice on purpose. Hard to say.

Nightwraith feels like someone took a classic spandex comic, spilled horny brain all over it, and forgot to wipe it up. The main girl is this skinny but kind of thick redhead who wants to be a “serious superheroine” and then spends half the time with her tits out, yelling at thugs while her suit is falling apart. She talks a lot, which I liked and hated at same time. On one side it makes her feel like real person with attitude, on other side I’m reading her doing snarky banter while she’s getting her pussy destroyed and I’m thinking, girl, focus, you’re literally choking on a cock right now. The whole thing is superheroes stuff, capes and masks and stupid names, but the sex is the part that actually feels grounded. When she’s on her knees blowing a futa villain and trying not to gag, that’s actually more believable than the crime plot.

I’m a parent with teens in the house, and honestly, this game is 100% “I close the browser fast when someone walks past my door” material. It’s not just boobs and tongue. There is straight-up hardcore scenes: vaginal pounding, messy oral, cum on her face, futa-on-girl, her riding a trans heroine with a huge cock, all that. Superpowers are used in that very “of course porn would do this” way. She gets tossed around, pinned to walls, clothes ripped off with some flashy power, and then she’s getting fucked while arguing about justice. There is one moment where she’s trying to interrogate a girl with a dick and it just collapses into her ending up on her back, legs shaking, costume pushed to the side so you see everything. I liked that her costume doesn’t magically fix itself. Once her suit is shredded, it stays that way in the scene, breasts half hanging out, her ass almost fully bare while she’s still pretending she is a serious hero. The 3D-style models are sometimes hot and sometimes weird. In one shot she looks like a badass comic poster, in the next her eyes are doing that “Sims character just woke up” stare. It annoyed me for like 10 seconds, then I’m watching her tongue wrap around somebody’s shaft and I forget about it.

The Red Sirens gang is kind of funny, they’re “evil”, but most of what we see is them turning every encounter into something sexual. Like, yeah, yeah, city in danger, sure, but the real threat is that every girl on screen seems one wrong move away from ending up on all fours. What really messed with my head as a parent is that the game actually has some story and personality. She has this scrappy “I got this” vibe, she talks about proving herself, she tries to act tough, but the porn doesn’t care and just steamrolls that. One moment she’s swinging across rooftops, next she’s pinned between two futa bodies, one stretching her mouth, one pumping into her wet pussy, costume gloves still on like she’s pretending this is “part of the mission”. There’s a bit where she actually uses her powers in a sex scene, and instead of it feeling noble or heroic, it just looks like she’s helping them fuck her better. I kept thinking, “ok, this is way too much if my kid even clicks the wrong tab”, and still I kept going to the next scene. The stripping is almost more erotic than the full nudity sometimes. A ripped zipper, exposed nipple peeking through, her trying to pull her leotard back up while cum is dripping from her lips. I wish the game would slow down a tiny bit on the quips and let her just moan more, but that’s not going to change, and maybe that stubborn tone is part of the weird charm. It’s a messy, horny superhero comic that forgot it was supposed to be about justice and decided it was about how many times a redheaded heroine can get filled.

Atlas is that kind of immortal asshole who thinks he has everything under control, and then one horny night just blows up four centuries of “peace” because he smells the wrong pussy in the wrong crowd. He is the prince of vampires, everyone whispers his name like he is some tragic hero, but in practice you are just a very old bastard with fangs, a hard dick, and a talent for attracting trouble with tits. You walk into this human party, sniff something strange, and there she is: Leyala. Gorgeous, guarded, looks like she could stab you or ride you, maybe both in same scene. She is hiding something huge, and of course the best way to get the truth is to push her against a wall and see how long she can keep secrets with your hand between her legs.

The whole thing plays like someone mixed horny Skyrim with a trashy vampire soap opera and Pornhub tabs left open in the background. One moment you are talking politics with ancient nobles, next moment you have three girls in your bed, two tongues around your shaft and one pretty little thing kissing your chest like you are some romantic idiot from a dating sim. There is a real “collect them all” vibe too. Dark skinned warrior milf who pretends she hates you while grinding her ass on your thigh. Shy asian mage who blushes like crazy the first time you make her stroke you under the table while the council is arguing about war. Blonde elf who says she is not into girls, then five minutes later is licking another woman’s pussy while you push your cock between their tits, using both their chests like one big slippery toy. The game just keeps stacking scenes like that, threesomes that suddenly become foursomes, a “simple” massage that turns into you giving an anal creampie because you clicked the slightly more rude option.

What I liked is how it does not rush the filth but still never forgets the point. You talk, you flirt, you roleplay the gentleman or the controlling bastard, you pretend to care about prophecies and realms, and then your “romantic moment” ends with you finishing all over a pretty ebony girl’s face while her best friend sits on your tongue, shaking and moaning loud enough that guards probably hear. Sometimes it feels almost sweet, like when you slowly help a nervous virgin relax, kissing her thighs, letting her ride you at her own pace, until she suddenly loses control and claws your chest when you cum deep inside. Then five minutes later you are ordering two experienced lesbians to put on a show for you in the bath, one of them sliding your cock between her ass cheeks while the other sucks the tip every time it pops out. It is messy, animated, completely unashamed, and the story keeps pretending it is about saving the Seven Realms when actually it is about how many different mouths, asses and tight wet holes one smug vampire prince can ruin before the world ends.

It starts quiet, like one of those evenings when you swear you’re just checking something small before bed. I thought it was gonna be a quick “help Melory with homework” kind of clicker thing, but nah - this thing gets under your skin fast. The tension builds and then tilts sideways; suddenly you’re the guy making dumb choices while a soft-spoken girl grins like she knows exactly what you’ll do next. It doesn’t feel scripted half the time, more like an awkward memory you’re re-living. The way her voice dips right before teasing a boundary - that’s what caught me. You don’t even realize how deep the game wants to push until every tiny decision spirals into something filthier, or sweeter, depending on your mood.

The strangest part? I actually cared about the damn story for a second. There’s this older woman - Melory’s mom maybe, can’t remember - and she pulls off that fake calm thing way too well. One minute you’re blushing through a foot scene, next she’s lecturing you like some goddess who read your search history. And yeah, it’s heavy on the domination bits, anal teases, stuff that’d make your phone pause mid-loadscreen, but somehow none of it feels cheap. Even the sleep scenes - they make you uncomfortable in that weird way where you still click *next* without thinking. The ASMR moments are hit or miss, honestly; sometimes sexy as hell, other times they just sound like the mic brushing against a pillow, but whatever, it fits the messy, intimate rhythm of the game.

I hate that bottle mini-game though. It’s supposed to be random, but I swear it always lands on the person I didn’t want stripped that round. Maybe that’s the point? It messes with you, keeps that frustration humming right between curiosity and guilt. By the time things twist into those cross-path routes - with trans, maid, interracial, even golden shower endings - you kinda stop worrying about which kink is next and just ride the chaos. The mix of control and shame here works almost too well. Makes you breathe slower. Or hold it. Hard to tell which.