I swear this game started like it was gonna be a chill slice-of-life thing, you know, fixing up a bar and chatting with fluffy locals, maybe flirting a bit. Then boom - five minutes in and you’re already managing drink orders while a nine-foot-tall wolf girl leans over the counter asking if you “need help cleaning the taps.” Bro. I didn’t even save yet. The animations are way too smooth for how stupidly horny the dialogue gets; like someone spliced together a dating sim and a fever dream. I tried to focus on the management system - stocking bottles, balancing budgets - but my brain short-circuited when the shark waitress asked if I wanted her to “stir the cocktail with her tongue.” I mean, yeah, I clicked yes, obviously, but still. Priorities, man.

Weird thing is, it’s actually kind of romantic sometimes. Not in the Hallmark way, more like the “accidentally fell in love with a monster girl who can crush a truck” kind of way. The writing swings between goofy and sincere, like one second you’re laughing at a pun about tail fluff, the next you’re knee-deep in a confession scene that hits harder than expected. Then there’s the POV stuff - it’s uncomfortable how immersive it gets. You can practically feel the fur brushing your skin during those scenes, and I don’t know if that’s impressive or just unsettling. The devs clearly thought, “what if we made eye contact illegal.” Mission accomplished. Also, the tit sizes? Absolutely ridiculous. Like, there’s physics happening that defy every known law of gravity and I respect that level of commitment.

I did find myself yelling at the screen once when a minigame bug froze right before a creampie scene - tragic, truly - but I forgave it almost instantly because the bartender fox called me “boss” again in that tone that makes your spine melt. It's messy, it’s horny, it’s accidentally wholesome, and somehow it all works. Or maybe I’m just too far gone into the furry hole to tell anymore. Either way, yeah, the bar’s open, and no one’s leaving sober.

Jade grew up learning two things: hide what’s between her legs, and never trust anyone who smiles too wide when they say “we’re all equal here.” The game drops you right into that kind of world, still aching after a nasty war, where futas were supposed to be holy miracle weapons and ended up treated like walking biohazards. She’s the unlucky one in her bloodline, the first futa born in generations, stuck pretending to be just another pretty girl while her body is screaming the exact opposite. Then someone close to her turns up dead, and suddenly she’s not just trying to keep her secret, she’s stuck doing actual detective work, crawling through the filth of this broken city, knocking on doors, following leads, and trying not to pop a boner every time some soft, curious piece of ass leans in too close during “questioning.” It’s half investigation, half “I swear officer, the suspect tripped and landed on my dick.”

The whole thing feels like the game is trying to seduce you and then insult you at the same time. One minute you’re in a tense scene, talking to this icy noblewoman who clearly thinks futas are monsters, and the next she’s on her knees, lipstick smeared, trying to pretend she isn’t moaning when Jade buries that cock down her throat. There’s a lot of that push and pull: girls who act disgusted and then end up begging, twins who “only fool around with each other” until Jade walks in and ruins that promise in about five seconds, a shy virgin type who swears she’s straight then melts the first time she gets her face sat on. When the game wants to go all in on lesbian stuff, it really goes for it, all tongue and fingers and messy grinding, wet thighs and shaky breathing, the kind of scenes where you can almost hear the bedframe complaining. And then sometimes it just decides, no, you’re getting your soul emptied right now, have a futa pounding some cute thing into the mattress, creampie dripping out while she blushes and tries to keep eye contact. It’s not elegant, it’s just hot and awkward, like real bad decisions.

What caught me off guard is how much the story keeps poking at Jade’s identity while it’s also busy drowning everyone in sex. She’s not some cool, confident porn goddess. Half the time she’s flustered, trying to do serious investigation stuff while her cock is literally twitching because the witness has thick thighs and zero concept of personal space. There’s this one interrogation where she’s supposed to be getting info about the murder, but the suspect’s a trapped, pretty-boy type who looks more like a runaway idol than anything, and it slowly turns into Jade humiliating him, making him stroke her while he whimpers and remembers he was “totally straight” yesterday. The game doesn’t care. It just leans into the corruption, the “I’m not like that” girls who turn into full-on sluts for Jade, the mouthy racist guy who ends up taking it just to keep his deal, the proud lady who swears she’ll never kneel to a futa and then literally does it, dripping on the floor. It’s not gentle, sometimes it’s rough and mean, and then randomly you get a scene where Jade is weirdly tender, holding a pregnant lover’s belly and kissing her, like she’s scared to break that small warm moment. And anyway, I still don’t understand why one NPC’s phone UI looks exactly like old WhatsApp while everyone else has some fake chat app, but it bothered me the whole time and I kept checking it every scene and then forgot what I was talking about.

New Antioch feels like somebody took a brutal dark fantasy, smashed it into a porn game, then asked, “ok, but how much filth can we cram between all this blood and rusty armor?” You play as Mateo, this cold bastard enforcer everyone whispers about, the guy nobles send when they want someone broken, not just beaten. On paper you’re a loyal dog of this dusty mining province, stomping around a dead world that never really recovered from the last time humans fucked everything up. In practice you’re sneaking into the capital with a grudge, a hard-on, and way too much freedom to ruin people’s lives. One moment you’re ankle deep in corpses after a raid, the next you’re in some torchlit room humiliating a noble milf who has more jewelry than self-respect, riding your cock while begging you not to tell her husband. The game never pretends to be wholesome. You get romance, sure, but it’s the kind where you might pull a girl’s hair while she’s choking on you, then later actually feel weirdly protective when she flinches at someone else raising a hand.

The sex scenes are wild, and not in the “oh cute missionary with soft music” way. There’s a virgin priestess shaking so hard she can’t even guide you in, bleeding a bit while you slowly push deeper and whisper the most rotten shit in her ear. There’s a smug monster-looking thing you thought would just be a boss, but then you realize the “victim” chained near it is actually into it, and you end up watching way longer than you should, jerking yourself off like some pervert in the shadows. One of my favorite bits was this drunk, foul-mouthed older woman running a rundown tavern near the city walls, brown skin, messy hair, big ass. She pretends she hates you, spits insults, but when you corner her in the back room and tell her you know about her little smuggling side business, suddenly she’s on her knees, slurping you like she’s been waiting all year for that threat. The game gives you lots of those ugly little power moments: blackmail, humiliation, rough sex where you grab hips hard enough to leave bruises, or shove a girl’s face into the mattress while she moans that someone might hear. There’s even some twisted netori flavor when you bang a knight’s “pure” fiancée while he’s out dying for his banner, then smile at him later like nothing happened, still remembering the way she clawed your back and begged you to cum inside. It’s cruel, messy, unromantic and somehow still has these rare scenes where someone kisses you soft and nervous, and for a second you almost forget this whole world is just rotting slowly into dust.

Guy wakes up in this fucked up city where feelings are literally treated like some virus, and you already feel that weird pressure in your chest before the game even lets you move. He decides he wants to die, like actually finish himself, but before that he writes this tiny bucket list that is half sad, half horny, half stupid. Yeah, three halves, brain gets confused, but it fits the mood. It’s a mobile sandbox so you kind of drift from place to place, swiping around like on Instagram when you’re too tired to think, except here you stumble into girls who are officially “emotionally sterilized” and still somehow end up with your dick in their mouth. The whole city feels like someone shoved a clinic and a strip club into the same building and forgot to label doors properly.

The male protagonist is not some strong hero, more like that guy at the back of the bus staring at the window, thinking of nothing and everything. You tap around, trigger little scenes, sometimes you hit a dead end, sometimes you hit a blowjob in some dirty side corridor with flickering neon lights. The animations are strangely smooth in some moments, like when she slowly strokes your shaft with one hand and wipes a tear she shouldn’t even be able to feel with the other. That small glitch in the “no feelings allowed” rule hits harder than it should, even while you’re just waiting for the climax scene to loop. One girl keeps this flat, empty face while she’s giving you a handjob, like it’s morning paperwork, and I swear it’s hotter than any fake moaning I saw last week on some random browser game that crashed Chrome three times. I still don’t get why the underwear texture of the nurse girl looks like it was bought from a supermarket bargain bin, it bothered me the whole time and the game never explains it, just leaves it there like some private joke.

It calls itself sandbox and it actually feels like it. No clear “go here, then here” guide, you just bump into encounters while chasing that stupid bucket list that mixes things like “kiss someone who actually feels something” with “get sucked off in the clinic storage” in the same tone. I liked that you can mess around in different parts of the city, almost like tab hopping in Firefox and Telegram while waiting for a train, coming back to the game and it’s still that same lonely guy in a world that banned hugs but somehow forgot to ban deepthroating. Sometimes the pacing is slow and you’re just tapping through silence, no big event, which annoyed me and then two clicks later I’m watching an animated scene where this lab assistant is on her knees, robotic voice, asking if this “manual relief” improves the subject’s mood while drool runs down her chin. The game is horny and very blunt about it, yet half the time it pretends it’s a cold medical report. That mismatch sticks in your head in a good, dirty way, like you’re not sure if you just played a porn game or some sad story that accidentally has really decent oral scenes.