Two idiots, one cursed castle, and way too many horny monsters. That’s basically the vibe here. You follow Fumdux and Kirin, two guys who were supposed to just grab some boring plant for a potion job and go home, but instead they stumble into this old, rotten-looking fortress that somehow no one has ever noticed before. The path behind them literally vanishes, so they’re stuck inside, and from there it just gets weirder and dirtier. You wander the halls as this sarcastic male protagonist, poking around crumbling rooms, slime-filled dungeons, and quiet courtyards where the quiet is just waiting to jump you. One minute you’re checking a dusty bookshelf, next minute some half-feral beastman has you pinned against the wall, teeth against your throat, asking if you’re going to obey or scream. The game doesn’t pretend to be cute about it either. When it goes into domination stuff, it really leans in. Rough oral, deep anal, that whole “you’re mine now” thing, with the protagonist giving as good as he gets when he has the upper hand. There’s fur, claws, fangs, scales, all mixed with sweat and cum and a lot of dirty talk that actually feels like someone horny wrote it, not some sanitized script.

The castle itself works a bit like a sandbox maze. You don’t just walk a straight line and watch scenes. You poke into wings you probably shouldn’t, unlock doors you regret, bargain with creatures that smell blood on you and get more interested the more you struggle. One corridor has these statue-like monster girls, all stone tits and claws, and you’re thinking “ok, obvious trap”, but you still touch one of them because of course you do, and suddenly you’re on your knees, her stone tail locking around your throat while a voice in your ear is promising to “break in the human toy”. Another area is a dark forest inside the walls, with glowing mushrooms and eyes watching from the trees, and it turns into this slow, creepy chase that ends in a clearing where the hunter decides your ass makes a better trophy than your head. The horror angle never fully disappears, even when stuff is hot. There’s always that feeling you’re just meat in someone’s den, and half the fun is deciding whether you’re the one doing the dominating this time or whether you’re going to get bent over a broken altar and pounded until you forget why you came here in the first place. In between, you’re still trying to figure out how the hell to escape, but every time you get closer to a way out, the castle offers you another filthy distraction, like it knows exactly what kind of degenerate you are. By the time you finally see daylight again, assuming you even want to leave, you’ll have been used, stuffed, teased, and worshipped by monsters who treat you as pet, master, or both, depending on how you play it.

It’s weird how this game feels like two different fever dreams stitched together with duct tape and a dirty laugh track. One minute you’re dealing with a spoiled princess who thinks she’s too good for your commands, next you’re in a dusty classroom trying to make a witch blush while pretending you’re not the worst kind of pervert. The whole thing runs like someone dumped Aladdin and Harry Potter fanfics into a blender, hit “liquify,” then forgot to clean the blades. I mean that as a compliment. Mostly. There’s something strangely addictive about watching these characters slide from pride to obedience, like watching a tower of cards collapse in slow motion while you whisper filth into the wind.

And yeah, the art - old-school 2D, a bit grainy at the edges - somehow makes it hotter. You notice every smirk, every drop of sweat, every time the princess rolls her eyes before giving in. The witch, though… she’s the real trip. The game makes her crack little by little, until she’s doing things she’d hex you for even thinking about. There’s this one scene with a mirror spell - don’t even ask, it’s messy, beautiful, wrong, and perfect all at once. I wish the sound effects weren’t so cheap, though. Like, if I wanted to hear the same “slap” noise on loop, I’d just open TikTok. But then again, maybe that janky sound is part of the charm. Makes it feel dirtier, less polished, more like something you shouldn’t be caught playing but can’t stop anyway.

Also, whoever added the management bits deserves both a medal and a slap. You’re juggling gold, obedience, lust - whatever - and it feels like running a brothel disguised as a school. Which… is exactly what it is, I guess? The tentacle stuff sneaks up on you too, not even kidding. One second you’re giving a lecture, next thing you know, it’s hentai biology class. Half the time I’m disgusted, half the time I’m grinning like an idiot. That’s the magic here: it’s trashy, shameless, and somehow still clever enough to make you question who’s really being trained. Spoiler - it’s probably you.

Anon packing his crap after his crypto castle crashed is honestly the most relatable start I’ve seen in one of these sex games in a while. No magic academy, no world-saving hero stuff, just a guy who thought he’d ride tokens forever and now he’s broke and trying to pretend it’s all part of a “genius plan” while he drags his stacked, way-too-hot-for-him girl Suzie out to some quiet town by Moonripple Lake. She’s got that perfect fake-normal vibe: big tits stuffed into clothes that are one size too small, ass that looks like it’s trying to escape her shorts, and a smile that says “I’m supportive” and eyes that say “I miss good cocktails and actual internet.” The whole thing plays out through his point of view, so every scene is basically you watching him check out her body and acting like he’s not doing it, which is funny, because the camera angle always betrays him. The art is that AI-ish 2D style that sometimes hits way too real on skin texture, then suddenly the hair looks a bit cursed, but in a horny way. There are moments where Suzie’s nipples push under her top and you can tell the generator worked overtime, then another shot where a shadow goes weird and you just shrug and keep going because her thighs are doing everything they need to.

What I liked most is that the game treats sex like a side effect of bad life choices. One second Anon is worrying about paying rent, next second Suzie is bent over a half-unpacked box with her panties halfway down and he’s thinking with his dick again. There is teasing all over. She flashes a bit too much skin near open windows, stretches in ways that would get you banned on Twitch, “accidentally” lets neighbors catch a glimpse of her tits, and you start wondering if she enjoys getting watched a bit too much. At first it feels like cute couple stuff, oral under the blanket, her moaning with her mouth full while he looks around like someone might walk in. Except of course someone eventually does catch them, and that is when the tone shifts from “haha oops” to “oh shit, this is netorare bait.” It does not shove it in your face instantly, but there is this slow creep of danger around other guys, the friendly smiles that last too long, Suzie laughing a little too hard at someone else’s joke. You see a scene where she’s pressed up against another body, tits squished, and you can’t tell yet if it is harmless or the start of cheating, and that messes with your head more than some games with full-on gangbangs. The game never really explains what counts as crossing the line, it just keeps throwing situations where you, as Anon, have to watch her get more and more casual about putting her big ass on display. Sometimes you will love that, sometimes you will hate it, and the story does not care either way. Which is kinda perfect for Moonripple Lake, this fake peaceful place where everyone’s smiling and you just know sooner or later somebody is going to be balls deep in the wrong person.

Amity Park is that kind of game where you open it on your phone “just to check something” and then suddenly you’re grinding ghost fights because you want to see one more filthy scene with Jazz or Maddie or whoever your brain is stuck on today. It looks like a silly parody at first, all school halls, lockers and ectoplasm jokes, but then the game quietly goes “yeah, anyway, here’s Danny getting his dick worshipped by a girl he used to just awkwardly stare at in class” and your productivity dies. You’re basically juggling two addictions at once: the turn based combat and the horny gallery hunt. Every ghost encounter feels like a weird mix of Pokémon and porn, like “okay I stun her, build meter, finish the fight” and secretly I’m just praying this leads to a corruption event or some voyeur scene in a locker room. Half the time I’m not even reading the dialogue properly, I’m scanning for the tiny signs that say, hey, this route is going to end with anal in the school janitor closet or titties pressed against the lab window while Jack Fenton walks past like an idiot.

What I like is how messy the whole thing feels, in a good way and sometimes bad. You jump from a handjob under the desk with one girl, to Madam Babazita doing some creepy ghost magic thing, to Desiree tempting you like a genie pornstar, then suddenly the story stops and goes “oh yeah, homework” and you’re back in class like your dick wasn’t in someone’s throat ten clicks ago. The incest angle with the Fentons is just thrown right at you, no shy build up. One moment Maddie is this serious MILF scientist, goggles and all, then a few scenes later she’s riding you with that ahegao face like she forgot she’s your mom and not some random nurse from a hentai doujin. Speaking of nurses, Nurse Kate shows up and honestly I spent way too much time replaying her stuff. The way the game leans into medical play, checking “vital signs” with her hand on your cock, that tiny animation of her glasses sliding down her nose while she strokes you, it stuck in my head longer than some full animations. I hate that her moan loop is a bit too short, it’s like one second off from being perfect, and it annoys me every single time, but I still go back to it like an idiot.

The combat is simple but it hits that stupid part of my brain that likes numbers and bars. You see Danny popping off with ghost powers, blocking projectiles, shocking enemies, and you’re not really thinking “strategy,” you’re thinking “if I clear this fast, maybe the game finally gives me that Paulina titfuck scene I saw teased on a forum.” When Princess Dorathea shows up in her dragon princess vibe, it feels like a boss from some mobile gacha, except instead of getting a new skin you’re chasing a scene where you end up fuckin her after beating her in battle, covered in ecto and sweat. Sometimes it gets weird and darker, like the possession stuff, Danny using his powers to peek, control, corrupt, or Sam and Valerie getting dragged into paranormal bullshit that ends with exhibitionism in public and everyone pretending it’s somehow normal. The game treats masturbation, toys, oral, anal, all that, like just another part of the school schedule. One day you’re doing Monster Dash crap outside, ghost chasing, next day you’ve got Jazz with her legs spread on your bed, vibrator in hand, staring at you with that “big brother, help me out” look that probably broke so many people’s morals. I was chasing 100 percent unlocks like a lunatic, checking scenes against random Google Docs, comparing saves across devices, even syncing screenshots to Dropbox like some horny archivist. And still, one little thing in the UI is mapped weird on mobile, every time I mis-tap that stupid button and open the wrong menu I want to scream, but I keep going because somewhere in there is one last unfinished route with Penelope Spectra or Ember or Valerie in full armor getting railed against a wall and my brain refuses to let that stay locked.