Colonel Christopher Cockin has embarked on a twisted mission to the frozen North Pole, hell-bent on shattering Christmas forever.
Charlie, a fierce blonde with a mouth as skilled as her mind, must unravel the Colonel’s sinister plot before the season is ruined.
In this raunchy parody adventure, Charlie’s signature blonde looks and expert blowjob talent are her secret weapons against the Colonel’s cold-hearted scheme.
Every scene crackles with tension and risqué humor as you guide Charlie from sly seductions to relentless confrontations.
Forget heartwarming carols and quiet nights - this story drips with unmasked lust and biting parody that twists every yuletide cliché.
In this clash of corruption and cheer, whose side will your lustful instincts take: the dark Colonel or the provocative heroine?
Every choice pulls you deeper into a scandalous world where uniforms aren't just fabric - they’re a promise of teasing rebellion and full-throttle passion.
With your guidance, Charlie will flip every festive cliché into something jerkingly erotic and devilishly funny.
Prepare for a yuletide experience stuffed with outrageous humor and XXX-level encounters, where Charlie’s flashy personality shines against Colonel Cockin’s icy menace.
Collect rewards and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your fighters. The more you evolve your beautiful warriors, the more their corporal appearance changes. And by "switches", we mean "they get supah unsheathing, teasing you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these steaming hot visuals have driven one to, the game does feature a helpful "auto" mode that will play the top moves, which means it is possible to keep focusing on your win - or, you knowthat whatever is holding your attention.
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