You check in at this weird, fucked up hotel thinking it’s just another quick jerk break between Discord messages and a half-finished ranked match in Valorant, and then it hits you: everyone here is hot, half-creepy, half-adorable, and technically dead. Not rotting dead, more like “came out of a lab, upgraded with big tits and attitude” dead. They call it relaxation, but it’s basically a cum economy. Your load is the wallet. Every handjob, every messy blowjob, every time you pump some zombie babe’s pussy, the counter goes up and more doors unlock. It sounds dumb when you explain it, but suddenly you’re actually thinking shit like “ok, I need 6 more loads to reach that room with the smug goth girl that looks like Wednesday had a way dirtier phase.”

What sinks the hook in is how familiar a lot of the girls feel, without the game screaming it in your face. One moment there’s a clumsy, brainy girl in an orange sweater who drops to her knees faster than my Wi‑Fi when I open Twitch, and the next you’re staring at a green-haired psychic that basically radiates “I could throw you through the wall, but I’d rather pin you to the bed and milk you dry.” A blonde in blue spandex leaning on the balcony rail like she owns the place, a tomboy with short hair and headphones who’s way too into teasing slow strokes with her hand, a shy chick with glasses who deepthroats like she’s trying to study your DNA. The game doesn’t pretend to be subtle. It just throws familiar faces at you, puts a price on them, and says: pay in cum.

The loop is stupid simple, which honestly works when you’re half-awake after scrolling porn on Xvideos and going “ok, one more thing before sleep.” New day, new girl at the hotel desk or waiting in some shady corridor, each with their own number slapped on like a cheap mobile game microtransaction. Only here, you’re grinding with your dick. Do a few rounds with an early girl, blow your load, watch the counter climb. Hit that goal, suddenly a door you kept clicking before finally opens and there’s a smug zombie redhead licking her lips, asking for “payment.” Sometimes you just sit there staring at the screen because the animation hits that perfect angle and you forget you were supposed to stop after one nut and go back to Netflix. Controls aren’t special, some things repeat a bit too much, and the sound can be slightly off, but then a girl looks up at you mid-blowjob with those big, glossy, undead eyes and you’re like, yeah, ok, fine, one more round.

Chainsaw Love tries to capture that devil hunter vibe but honestly feels more like someone's first attempt at making a visual novel. You're stuck in this building talking to Makima, Himeno, and Power - and yeah, they nailed the personalities pretty well actually. Makima's got that manipulative charm thing going, Power is chaotic as hell, and Himeno... well she's just trying to get you drunk probably. The whole Love/Lust point system is basic but it works I guess? You click through conversations, try to say the right things, and eventually unlock some spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking here but the writing doesn't make you cringe which is already better than half the parody games out there.

The art style screams AI-generated and it shows - sometimes the proportions are weird and don't get me started on how their hands look in certain scenes. But honestly? The character designs stay true to the source material and when you're focused on... other things... you kinda stop noticing the technical issues. The stripping scenes are decent enough and the oral stuff is animated better than I expected. Power's scenes are probably the best ones - her personality really shines through even during the lewder moments. Makima feels a bit too tame compared to her manga counterpart though, like they were afraid to go full psycho with her.

What bugs me is how linear everything feels despite having multiple interaction paths. Sure you can talk, flirt, or ask for favors, but it all leads to pretty much the same outcomes just with slightly different dialogue. The mysterious building setting could've been used for more creative scenarios but instead you're just moving between three rooms having the same conversations. Still, if you're a Chainsaw Man fan looking for some quick fun with your favorite devil hunters, this scratches that itch without being completely terrible. Just don't expect anything revolutionary - it's junk food for horny weebs and sometimes that's exactly what you need.

Okay so I was browsing through some superhero parodies and stumbled across this Teen Titans thing. At first I thought it'd be another lazy cash grab but damn, the art actually caught my eye. Raven's got that goth energy I'm always channeling in my routines - all mysterious and sultry. The way they draw her curves reminds me of this silk scarf number I do where I slowly reveal... anyway, focus girl.

The game throws you right into Titans Tower and honestly? Beast Boy as the main character works better than it should. You're basically living out every horny teenager's fantasy of being surrounded by these superhero babes. Starfire's all innocent alien princess but she's practically begging for it, Terra's got that earthy wild thing going on, and don't get me started on Jinx - that pink hair and those hips could kill a man. There's this scene where Raven's doing her meditation thing and you can actually interrupt her... let's just say dark magic isn't the only thing she's conjuring up. The titfuck scenes with Starfire are surprisingly well animated too, though I keep getting distracted by her accent. Sometimes the dialogue feels off but when you're getting your dick sucked by an orange alien princess, who cares about grammar?

What really gets me going though is how they handle the power dynamics. These girls have superpowers but they're still desperate for some human attention. Blackfire shows up later and she's even more aggressive than her sister - total dominatrix energy that I might steal for my next act at the club. The handjob animations are decent, nothing groundbreaking but they get the job done. Only complaint is Beast Boy doesn't transform during sex scenes which seems like a missed opportunity. I mean, tentacles anyone? The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is perfect for those backstage moments between sets. Sometimes I catch myself thinking about recreating some of these positions on stage...

Knights of the Lust Temple feels like some horny fever dream you’d have after replaying KOTOR too much and accidentally searching the wrong tag on F95. It doesn’t even pretend to be serious about the lore. You get tossed into this janky sci‑fi Star Wars parody with a female MC who looks like the universe’s hottest space rogue, big tits, big ass, that kind of “yeah ok, fanservice won” body, and then everything just spirals. One moment you’re talking about ancient temples and crystals, next moment you’re on your knees giving oral to some smug bastard in a starship corridor while the game pretends it’s still a noble space adventure. There’s this weird mix of old school VN pacing with little nods to KOTOR, but instead of picking light side or dark side, you’re basically just picking how hard you’re going to get railed, and by who, or how many. I liked that there’s more teasing than I expected; it doesn’t jump straight to penetration every scene, you actually get that slow burn where someone is groping her through the outfit, fingers sliding under straps, the MC biting her lip, and you can feel the scene winding up. Then out of nowhere it cuts to hardcore anal or multiple penetration like “yeah, foreplay time is over, hope you stretched.”

The girls are carrying this thing. Nell and Mira and the whole Cova Nell vibe, they’ve got that mix of badass mercenary and total slut once the clothes start to fall off. There are scenes where the MC is in control, making another girl strip and masturbate while she watches, and it leans hard into the lesbian stuff, tongue between thighs, messy faces, all that. Then in other routes she’s on the back foot, pinned against a bulkhead while hands are everywhere, tits squeezed, panties shoved aside, dick shoved in raw and it goes full creampie without any sweet talk. Some of the *** moments are intense and not really softened, it’s rough, humiliation, her forced to suck and then fucked from behind while someone else takes her mouth, true group sex dogpile energy. It’s messed up, and then the game suddenly goes back to cheeky parody jokes like nothing happened, which feels crazy and kind of realistic in a broken way. The 3dcg models look good enough to get you hard, even when a pose is slightly off, and honestly the unpolished parts almost help, like you’re watching some forbidden fan project that escaped from a horny dev’s hard drive. I kept thinking “ok, one more scene then I stop” and then there’s another situation with her on a cold metal table, legs spread, one guy in her pussy, another in her ass, someone holding her head so she has to lick a wet cock while she moans around it, and I’m like yeah alright, I’m not stopping anything. There’s this tiny UI button in the corner that flickers for no reason and it annoys the shit out of me every time, and I kept staring at it while the MC is getting filled from both ends, but I still couldn’t look away from the screen.