Temari Sex Straddle Game feels like someone took that dumb “what really happened after the Shikamaru vs Temari fight” joke and just went all in on it, no filter. You’re dropped right into this POV setup where Shikamaru already won, already has her pinned, and the whole “shadow control” thing is basically just an excuse for him to use her body like a toy. No buildup, no romance crap, just straight to Temari riding cock out in the open like the desert wind forgot to cover her. She’s on top, hips grinding, and it’s that weird mix of her looking annoyed at first, then suddenly really into it, like, yeah, she’s supposed to be the tough Suna kunoichi but her pussy clearly didn’t get the memo. The game leans hard into that: her moans spike every time you push the pace, her face goes from “this little shit” to “don’t you dare stop” faster than Shikamaru can say “what a drag.”

The actual “game” part is simple as fuck, which somehow works here. You’re mostly focused on timing and rhythm, making her bounce harder, faster, holding her just on the edge when she’s clenching around you and begging silently for that creampie while pretending she’s still in control. At some point I caught myself watching her tits and mouth instead of the controls and missed a perfect chance to slam her down for a deep thrust, which annoyed me more than it should. There’s that moment when you’re pushing her pace, she throws her head back, hair all over the place, and you can almost hear the whole Konoha stadium gasping even though no one’s actually there. The outdoor vibe is low-key hot: like they just finished the official match and now they’re having this secret bonus round on the same ground where everyone was cheering before. It feels dirty in that “this should not be happening here” way, especially when you line up the final cumshot and bury it inside her instead of painting her belly or face. She’s clenching around the cock, pussy dripping, and you can tell the game really wants you to give her a full creampie, like that’s the only right answer. Funny part is, the sound of her body slapping against you is great and the volume of the cum is nice, but the way her breath loops at some point made me open another tab just to stop thinking about it. Still kept playing though. Naruto canon died for this and I’m weirdly okay with it.

This one feels like some horny side quest Riot would never approve, and that’s exactly why I kept it open while pretending to answer Slack messages. You drop straight into this sweaty jungle vibe with Nidalee looking like she logged off Summoner’s Rift and decided she’s done chasing Teemo, she’s chasing your dick instead. The camera sticks in that POV angle almost the whole time, so it really feels like you’re the one getting worked over, not just watching some random dude. I played it on Chrome first, then tried again on Firefox because I’m a degenerate perfectionist, and both ran alright, but yeah, that loading is long enough to make you question life choices. Then it starts, you see her, and suddenly that wait feels fine and also not fine, because you’re already half hard and just mashing through buttons.

The interactive part is pretty straightforward, you click around, swap pace, pick which way you wanna fuck her, that kind of stuff. I liked that the cowgirl option actually feels like cowgirl and not some lazy half-squat bounce. She really goes up and down, and the tits physics look like someone actually watched enough porn to understand gravity. You’re under her, she’s grinding down your cock, then she leans forward and you get that close-up that hits like those old POV clips people used to pass around on Telegram. I kept switching from riding to oral just to see her expression shift from cocky hunter girl to “I’m addicted to your dick” in two clicks. Her blowjob scene is kinda filthy in a good way, with saliva, gagging, and the camera pushed right up in there, like one of those HD POV vids on Pornhub where you can almost smell the spit. Sometimes the animation loops a bit too obviously in the middle of the action which pulled me out of it once, but then I looked at her eyes and immediately forgot I was even annoyed.

The best part for me is the cumshot control. You’re basically edging yourself while you play, timing the finish so you blast her exactly how you want. You can go for that classic all-over-the-face mess, and the way it hits her cheeks and lips looks nasty in the right way, not just like some white paint slapped on. There’s a nice moment when she’s still catching her breath with your cum dripping down and she looks at you like she’s proud of what she did, and that stayed in my head way longer than it should. I kinda wish there was one rougher option with her going full feral, claws on your chest, but that’s just my brain being greedy. Jungle setting works though, it fits her, you’ve got that feeling like you just got ambushed in a bush, except instead of getting oneshot, your dick does. I finished, closed the tab, opened TikTok on my phone to pretend I’m normal, and ten minutes later I was already thinking about loading it again, even though I told myself once was enough. It wasn’t.

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This thing is basically pure brain rot in the best way. You open it and it doesn’t pretend to be anything classy, it just shoves you straight into that rear-view angle and says “yeah, this is what you came for, stop lying.” It’s all first person, so you’re stuck in that locked POV staring at ass and lower back and the little details like how the hips twitch right before orgasm. That’s the whole religion here. Faces barely matter, story barely matters, just cheeks, thighs and that wet sound while you pound. I usually play more “serious” stuff, like I’ll have Baldur’s Gate 3 paused on Steam, then swap to Chrome and suddenly I’m not thinking about dice rolls anymore, only how deep I’m going and if I’m gonna pull out or not. And I never pull out in this one. It kind of dares you not to.

The characters are clearly inspired by that anime fighter with girls that look way too smug. They drop you straight into their backsides, no long intro, no fake romance. You just pick the ass you like and your only thought is “yeah, that one”. I got hooked on the futa option way faster than I expected, by the way. At first I picked the regular pussy because that felt “normal”, then I noticed the cock swinging on one of the characters and thought “ok, let’s just check it for science.” That was a mistake. Now I’m lining up behind this thick futa girl, railing her from behind while her own dick is hanging and slapping around, and it suddenly feels way more intense than the “standard” ones. The way she tenses when she gets close, the cum dripping from her shaft while you’re still fucking her from the back, it makes the usual doggystyle feel a bit weak after. And it’s weird, because in my head I kept saying I’m not into futanari, I’m just testing. Sure. Same way I “test” my internet speed by visiting Pornhub in incognito.

There is a strapon thing too that messed with me a little. You’re still in first person, but now you’re the one getting pegged, watching that character grind into you from behind. You don’t actually see your own body clearly, just that movement and the sound and the way she holds your hips. At first I thought I’d hate it and switch back immediately, but I stayed. It’s like the game is quietly asking if you’re really as straight as you think. I still prefer doing the fucking, but that pegging scene stuck in my head later when I was just scrolling Twitter on my phone. Thing that annoyed me a bit: sometimes the loop of motion is too short, you get this perfect rhythm and then it resets a tiny bit off, like when Spotify lags for half a second and ruins the chorus. Also the cum shots are great and gross in a good way, but they end a little too fast, I wanted that long messy finish, not this “pop” and done. Still, there’s this one moment when you’re ramming a character that looks kind of like that one girl from Skullgirls but not exactly, and right as she clenches around you and you blow inside, the whole screen feel like it narrows into just the sound of your thrusts and her little moan. For a game that is basically one position and nothing fancy, that part really got me way harder than I expected. I keep telling myself I’ll only go in to try a different character, then I end up doing the same angle, same ass, same creamy finish inside like a horny NPC stuck in one dialogue line.