This one really feels like something I shouldn’t be playing on the office PC, which is exactly why I keep alt‑tabbing to Excel whenever someone walks past and then jumping back in whenever Outlook freezes. You start as this classic “hero on a quest” guy, sent by the king to rescue the princess from a terrifying dragon, you’ve seen this in a hundred JRPGs, right? Except here the “terrifying dragon” opens the door looking like someone glued dragon parts on a hentai pin‑up model: big, soft tits that bounce a bit too much, cute face, horns, tail, scales, the whole mix of monster girl and royal bedroom fantasy. I thought it would be just quick porn, click next, jerk, done, but the game actually makes you talk to her. Not just “yes/no” stuff, but whole scenes where you’re flirting, fucking up your words, or lowkey threatening her while staring at her chest. And she teases you back in this “I could eat you or ride you, not sure yet” way that hits weirdly hard.

The fun part is how it slowly flips the whole “rescue the princess” thing into “why am I even rescuing her, this dragon girl is way more fun”. You start off all serious with sword and armor, standing there like some budget Witcher, and ten minutes later you’re sitting in her cave while she leans in close, boobs basically pressed on your arm, asking why you think she’s a monster. There is a scene where you wake up in her lair after getting your ass kicked and she’s bending over you to check your wounds, and the camera just stays dumped on her cleavage for a few lines too long. It’s not subtle. Then you get to choose if you pull back like a good little knight or let your hand “accidentally” slide over her scales and down the curve of her tit. I tried the shy route first, then immediately reloaded and went full horny idiot, obviously. Some of the options feel like they’re written by someone who knows exactly what guys click when they’re hiding the browser behind a fake “VPN settings” window.

The princess side is trickier. She’s not just some helpless hostage; she has this curse thing going on, so the dragon girl is actually trying to help her, and you’re the clueless one with a sword getting in the way. There’s this three‑way tension where the princess is supposed to be your classic pure goal, but every time she shows up, the dragon’s body language changes. One moment she’s all smug and horny with you, the next she’s protective and almost jealous, like “yeah I’m helping her, but you’re mine”. It hits that furry/fantasy brainrot spot where you’re like “am I seriously getting turned on by a scene where a dragon girl curls her tail around my leg while arguing about ethics with a cursed royal”. And sometimes the dialogue gets kind of goofy, like they’re trying too hard to be emotional, then suddenly there’s a line about how her scales are sensitive around her hips and you forget you were annoyed. Wish there were more really filthy CGs when things finally go all the way, some of the sex scenes end right when you’re most into it and you’re like “that’s it?” but then she calls you “my brave little human” with that smug look and I forgive everything for no reason. I was supposed to be finishing a report in Google Sheets, and instead I’m choosing whether to pound a dragon girl on a treasure pile or gently cuddle her while a cursed princess pretends she’s not staring. This is absolutely not what the king had in mind and honestly that’s his problem, not mine.

Princess Sarah looks like the kind of girl who should be hanging in some palace gallery, not crawling through mud while a drunk mercenary decides if she’s going to pay for safe passage with coins or with her mouth. That contrast is basically the whole flavor here: fine perfume and rotten back alley mixed in one glass. The game really leans into her being this soft, educated royal girl who keeps getting dragged into situations she is absolutely not prepared for, and the hotter scenes are exactly when your “proper” choice brain fights with your nasty one. On Steam or itch I usually skip long text scenes, but here I caught myself reading everything on the phone in bed, auto forward off, just tapping slowly like some degenerate book club. The writing is simple but weirdly sharp at times, then suddenly clumsy in the next line, which kind of fits her whole fall-from-grace vibe.

The art is the main reason I even clicked it. Sarah’s body is not that plastic “porn gacha” style you see in a lot of browser stuff. She has this soft, almost painterly look, like someone spent real time deciding what her nipples look like in different lighting. Some CGs are insanely on point: her in a torn gown, cheeks wet, eyes half gone, that little royal necklace still on her throat like a joke. Then the next scene you get a weird hand that looks like it belongs to another species. It annoyed me for five seconds, then I was back zooming the screenshot on my tablet in Google Photos to check a tiny detail on her expression. The faces carry a lot of weight here. When she gives in, you can see the shift from panic to that dangerous “maybe I like this” flicker, and those are the moments where the lewd hits hardest. Also the sound is better than it has any right to be. No voice acting, but the moans and wet noises are just crunchy enough in my cheap HyperX Cloud II to make me lower the volume in Discord because I swear someone could tell what I’m doing through background echo. The subtle music loop when she’s trying to act noble at a feast and you know everything is about to fall apart is great, then later you hear a lonely variation of it when she is basically property in a tent. Stuff like that made me keep my headphones on even when I could have muted.

Gameplay wise it is just a wall of choices stacked like bad Tinder decisions, but the game is not shy about punishing you. You pick the “brave” option, suddenly you are half naked in a filthy barn, seed dripping down your thighs because you tried to stand up to the wrong guy. Pick the “coward” option, cool, now you belong to someone you hate and the scenes drag out that helpless roleplay. For example, I tried to keep her as untouched as possible on my first run, always taking the safest path, and I ended up in this weird survival route where she is constantly trading dignity piece by piece instead of one big collapse. On the second run I went full corrupt princess in about five clicks and somehow felt worse, because the game remembers what she was before. Little callbacks in the text stab you with “you used to be” while she is kneeling with a collar on. Consequences actually matter here, not in some number meter on the side, but in how the scenes are framed. Sometimes the same sex act plays completely different depending on how broken or proud she still is. One thing that annoyed the hell out of me: the skip and auto features sometimes jump you right past a line you wanted to savor, especially during longer gangbang setups, and of course there is no rewind, so you are stuck reloading an old save like a pervert perfectionist. Anyway, if you want to squeeze every dirty drop out of it, I’d say play “serious” the first time on PC with a decent screen, read slowly, don’t spam the quicksave like a coward, then go back in a second run on your phone or Steam Deck and deliberately ruin her, just to see how far the writers allow this princess to fall before the world finally eats her.

King disappears, kingdom is fucked, horny chaos everywhere. That is basically the whole vibe, but somehow it works better than it should. You start as this random "hero" guy who feels less like a brave knight and more like a dude who clicked the wrong banner ad and woke up in a coup attempt. The castle is a mess, everyone is backstabbing everyone, and every conversation feels like it can end either in a political deal or with somebody on their knees. Sometimes both. One moment you are talking about succession laws, next moment the so‑called respectable noble lady is choking on your dick in a side corridor like it’s just normal diplomacy. And nobody even cleans the damn corridors after all that. It’s like the whole court decided that if the kingdom might fall tomorrow, they’re gonna fuck through the apocalypse today.

What really caught me isn’t the "hero saves princess" thing, it’s how dirty the power games get. You walk into a priest’s chamber expecting preaching and moral talk, and suddenly he is trying to trade blessings for you fucking a girl in front of him so he can "inspect" your stamina like some horny HR manager. Then the sorcerer faction shows up, and they’re like, yeah, magic is gone, army is gone, but hey, here’s a ritual that totally isn’t an excuse to have a naked princess tied up while you decide if you wanna go vaginal first or just turn her around and test her ass. It’s not subtle, at all. Half the "history" background is basically an excuse for why this kingdom apparently runs on oral deals and royal orgasms. The funniest part is when the princess tries to be high and mighty queen material during council meetings, and a scene later she’s on her knees between two women, licking one while getting fingered by the other, and you’re pretending this is some kind of political alliance. The lesbian scenes actually feel more like they’re plotting than when they talk with clothes on. And every time there’s a group scene, it stops being a heroic story and turns into "everyone wants to test the future ruler’s holes at the same time." I kept telling myself I’m here for the story but then a maid dragged me into a side room for "urgent service" and I absolutely forgot who is even attacking the kingdom.

The best bit is how the game pretends to care about which kingdom faction you support, while half of your choices are basically "do you fuck this person now, later, or with more people watching." One route has you playing the loyal protector, but you still end up with the princess bent over a balcony while some jealous court lady watches and starts touching herself behind a curtain, like it’s a shitty porno version of court intrigue. I liked that the princess isn’t just a trophy though; sometimes she uses sex on you like a weapon, promising to ride you if you support her claim, then refusing to finish you off till you swear loyalty. And you still swear, obviously. There was one scene where I went to calm her down after another failed council, thinking we’d talk about strategy, and ten minutes later there’s her, a nervous noble girl and a very flexible palace guard doing this messy three‑way while everyone keeps half‑arguing about what laws to pass. It’s ridiculous and kinda hot because nobody even pretends this is romantic, it’s all about tension, status, and bodies. Also the oral scenes go weirdly hard, like someone really enjoys drawing mouths stretched around cocks more than they enjoy drawing faces, but I’m not complaining. I just wish one of these geniuses remembered to close the damn throne room doors before an orgy. But no, leave them wide open, let the forces of darkness walk in and see half the ruling elite naked on the floor, that’ll surely save the kingdom.