Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

So you're telling me someone made a Simpsons porn game where you're basically reliving high school but with all the MILF characters from Springfield? Yeah, that's... actually kind of brilliant in the most degenerate way possible. The setup is weird as hell - you're this college-aged dude who somehow ends up living with the Simpson family and attending adult education classes filled with women who couldn't finish school on time. Like, why is Marge there? Did she drop out to have Bart? The logic doesn't matter because honestly, who's playing this for the plot consistency?

The whole thing plays like someone's horny fever dream crossed with a life simulator. You've got your basic needs to manage - shower regularly or just spam deodorant like some kind of antisocial gremlin, get a job to afford gifts for the ladies, and navigate this bizarre social ecosystem where you're flirting with everyone from Lisa's teacher Ms. Krabappel to that country singer Lurleen who appeared in like three episodes. The corruption mechanics are pretty standard fare, you know the drill - start innocent, gradually push boundaries until you're balls deep in cartoon pussy. What gets me is how they included deep cuts like Janey Powell and the Mackleberry twins. Someone really did their homework on Springfield's female population.

But here's where it gets actually interesting - the sandbox nature means you can completely ignore half the cast and just focus on your favorites. Want to spend the entire game trying to bang Marge while Homer's at work? Go for it. More interested in the school setting with younger characters? They got you covered. The voyeurism elements add this creepy layer where you're basically stalking these women around town, which... look, it's fucked up but it works for what this is. The animated scenes aren't anything revolutionary but they do the job, and there's enough variety in the handjobs and vaginal scenes to keep things from getting too repetitive. Though honestly, the humor is hit or miss - sometimes it captures that Simpsons wit, other times it feels like bad fanfiction written by a horny teenager.

Inosuke getting dropped into this “mysterious town” feels like someone took Demon Slayer, put it through Pornhub search history, and decided, yeah, let’s make that a life. You walk around this quiet place where everyone is pretending nothing is wrong, but the vibe is so horny it’s basically fog. People talk about “strange events” and “legends” but half the time you’re just thinking, ok, which busty demon or milf doctor or smug slayer girl is going to drag his dick into trouble next. It’s a sandbox, so you’re not pushed in a straight tunnel. You wander, poke your nose where you shouldn’t, trigger scenes by accident, and suddenly you’re watching some demon girl with huge tits riding Inosuke so hard her eyes go full ahegao and the text box is just moans and “more” spam. What really hits is how casual the lewd is. You can be walking past some house, talking about “shared secrets”, then boom, fade, and now your boar-headed idiot is balls-deep in someone that would get most gacha games banned from the app store in five minutes.

The fun part is how the game treats all those familiar girls from the series. Mitsuri is exactly as dangerous and sweet as you expect, except the camera cannot stay away from her huge ass for more than two seconds. Shinobu looks calm and teasing and then talks to Inosuke like he’s a toy to experiment on, clinically, while she’s jerking him off on a bed she definitely uses for “medical research”. Nezuko showing up is this mix of “oh shit fan favorite” and “ok yeah this is absolutely fanart that escaped from Pixiv and learned to walk”. Then you have Tamayo being all elegant and soft, inviting, with that slow, almost motherly rhythm when she rides him in one scene that honestly felt more intimate than anything, until the dialogue reminds you she’s still hiding something huge from him and you’re basically fucking on top of lies. I use Auto Clicker on my phone to skip grind in a lot of games and I swear, here I kept pausing it just to read how they wrote the dirty talk, even when the English gets a bit weird and clunky. It actually matches my own dumb level of grammar in a good way, like talking dirty in your second language and not caring if verbs are correct as long as the dick is.

There is this one alley encounter with Daki that kind of sold the whole town for me. She acts annoyed, like he is a bug, and you think, ok, she’ll torment him, maybe humiliate him, but the scene flips into this nasty, aggressive vaginal pounding where she’s the one losing control, clawing his back and ranting about his stupid body while she trembles. Her face goes full broken ahegao, tongue out, and the game just leaves it hanging with no big plot payoff, just a memory you can replay later. Honestly, the biggest problem for me is how the sandbox sometimes feels like you’re circling the same spots waiting for the next sex flag to trigger, and there isn’t much actual “RPG” beyond moving, talking and getting new scenes. You keep hearing about legends and secrets like some big mystery, but when the option appears to just ignore it and keep fucking everyone in town, the game laughs and kind of pushes you in that direction anyway, like “yeah, detective work is cool, but have you considered raw demon pussy”. I got stuck once because one character only shows at a weird time of day and I kept missing her, and it pissed me off more than any boss in a normal game, but I never looked up a guide. I just wandered, talked, and ended up in a random room where Hinatsuru was on all fours, and Inosuke behind her, using her ass like he was trying to kill a demon with his cock. At that point the whole “mysterious town” plot is just background noise for one simple thing: every corner hides another excuse to watch this idiot protagonist fuck his way through the cast like the series was always meant to go that direction and the anime just chickened out.

It’s weird how this one starts like it’s gonna be another cheap parody, then halfway through you realize the dev actually cared - like, way too much. You’re sitting there thinking “haha fnaf but horny,” and suddenly the lighting makes sense, the rhythm of the moans matches the flicker of the animatronic eyes, and the phone calls stop being jokes and start feeling... almost hypnotic. The main guy’s supposed to be clueless, no memory and all that, but the real joke is how *you* end up being the one nervously checking doors while trying not to lose focus during a titfuck minigame. I swear the tease system messes with your head more than any jumpscare does. It shouldn’t work, but it does, especially when the furry animatress (yeah, that one) leans in and mouths half a word before glitching out like she’s embarrassed for you.

The SFX are ridiculous - like somebody recorded them in a bathroom - but sometimes that rawness hits right. There’s this one loop where she pants into the mic a bit too close, and it cuts off at random intervals, which somehow makes it hotter. Maybe that’s just me. The vibrator mechanic feels unbalanced; half the time it triggers dialogue that makes no sense, but then again, maybe memories don’t have logic either. I kinda hate how the mobile UI eats half the screen when things get intense, but then I forget because something obscene is happening on the other half. The moaning AI or VA (I can’t tell anymore) deserves credit though - it carries scenes even when nothing happens visually. And then, out of nowhere, there’s this quiet moment where the music drops and the only sound left is the slow hum of a machine behind her. Nothing sexy about it, yet it pulls you back in.

People keep arguing whether it’s a sandbox or a fever dream, and honestly, both fit. My favorite part? When you try to look away and the game punishes you by freezing everything mid-thrust until you stare again. That’s twisted genius. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Neither. Just let it mess with your brain until you forget what you were guarding against in the first place.