God Tier Academy feels like one of those horny power fantasy animes that got drunk, fell into a porn studio and just decided to stay there. You’re this poor bastard with basically broken magic, tossed into a school where every other student could fold you in half by sneezing too hard. Government has your balls in a vice, so you go anyway, pretending to be some kind of undercover badass, when in reality you’re walking plot armor with anxiety and a hard-on. The fun part is how fast things go from “I’m going to die in this hallway” to “I’m getting a sloppy blowjob from a girl who could vaporize a building.” It has that nice mix of fear and horny where your brain’s like: I might get murdered, but at least I’m getting my dick sucked first.

The whole academy is split into the usual ranks, S at the top, D at the bottom, and you’re basically not even on the list. That gives you a good excuse to be the punching bag, the pervy therapist, and the accidental harem magnet at the same time. One moment you’re stuck in a training class, trying not to get turned into a stain on the wall during a mock battle, then after class the same girl who almost burned your face off is sitting on your lap in a locker room, tongue in your mouth, your hand under her skirt, and she’s grinding her huge ass on you like that was the plan from the beginning. The game loves going from serious political shit, like shady higher-ups and secret missions, to you balls deep in some monster girl with tentacles coiling around your legs while she milks you from both ends. And it doesn’t pretend to be classy about it. There’s ahegao faces, messy creampies, spit strings during blowjobs, cum leaking out on the sheets, the whole thing. The 3D look is pretty solid on mobile too, even if sometimes a boob jiggle looks a bit rubbery, but honestly your brain is not in “animation critique mode” when you’re watching a double penetration scene on your phone in bed.

What hit me more than I expected is that it tries to be funny and romantic in between all the filth, and somehow doesn’t completely fail. You’ll be sitting in a cafeteria scene, chatting with this girl who acts all tsundere and smug, teasing you in front of everyone, foot rubbing against your crotch under the table like she’s bored out of her mind. Then later, same girl is whining with an ahegao face while you fuck her from behind in a dark classroom, her tits slapping against the desk, moaning your fake name like she’ll die without your cock. There’s group scenes where two or three girls share you and talk shit to each other mid-oral, like “you missed a spot” while they swap your dick between mouths, and then someone decides to shove a finger in your ass just to see you twitch. There’s also some pretty rough stuff, blood, violence, magic ripping monsters apart, so it leans into horror more than you’d expect from a game where half the UI time you’re just tapping through flirting. And, yeah, the gay content is there too, not some tiny checkbox scene, but actual dude-on-dude heat if you go for it, which I kind of didn’t plan at first, then suddenly I’m watching the MC on his knees sucking off a guy who just saved his life, because of course gratitude scenes get sexual in this place. The story pretends to be about politics and survival, but the real loop is: do mission, almost die, go back to dorm, get a handjob, maybe an anal scene in the shower if you picked the right options, wake up to more drama, repeat. It’s messy, horny, a bit trashy, and weirdly relaxing, like watching a long-running lewd anime on your phone where every episode ends with somebody getting filled, sometimes by monsters, sometimes by classmates, sometimes by more than one at once.

This one feels like some horny quiz night inside Kuoh Academy that got out of hand and nobody hit the pause button. You start as the usual pervy dude in a school uniform, brain full of dirty trivia about Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Rossweisse and the rest, and the whole thing plays like you’re hosting your own x‑rated game show in your head. “Question one, class: how long can you keep eye contact with Rias while she’s slowly jerking you under the desk?” Wrong answer? You still win. The story is just an excuse to hop from one girl to the next, like switching tabs on Pornhub. School corridors, club room, empty classroom, that one suspicious storage room where nobody ever stores anything, just cum. Every scene feels like some fan on Reddit said “what if this happened in High School DxD” and the dev just replied “ok” and drew it.

Animations are simple but they hit the dirty spots. Rias dropping to her knees, that lazy smile like she already knows your search history. Akeno playing the “oh, I’m so innocent” act for half a second and then going full sadistic priestess, sucking you off slow, then fast, then using her hand like she’s speedrunning a category on Twitch. Koneko’s scenes are shorter, more deadpan, like she’s annoyed you’re enjoying it this much but still stroking you anyway, her face barely changing while your character is losing his mind. The blowjob loops are the kind where you can just sit there, one hand on mouse, the other doing exactly what you think, and the rhythm doesn’t feel weird. It even has those tiny details, like lips glistening and spit strings when she pulls off the tip, which is such a small thing but suddenly you’re like “ok, someone knew what they were doing.” And then you notice Rias’s fingers clipping through your thigh in one animation and it annoys you way more than it should, and you keep staring at it instead of her tits, and now it’s stuck in your brain forever.

What’s funny is how unpolished the whole flow is, but in a good way, like a horny fanfic that never got edited. Dialogue jumps straight to the point: one second you’re “studying” in a normal school setting, next second you’re getting a handjob by a window like it’s totally part of the lesson plan. There’s no slow romance build, it’s more like: “Rias walks in. You get hard. She notices. Oral scene.” That’s it, that’s the script. Some lines sound like they were written by someone who studied English using nothing but Pornhub comments and Discord DMs, which honestly fits the vibe. The parody angle is obvious but also kinda off; sometimes Akeno talks more like Rias, Rossweisse randomly shows up with a vibe closer to a flustered substitute teacher from some other anime, and nobody cares, because at that moment she’s kneeling between your legs and stroking your shaft while pretending she’s just “helping a student relax.” I liked how the masturbation scenes are treated like mini intermissions, like “commercial break, jerk yourself with the girl on screen,” then back to more story that you’re half reading, half skipping, just hunting that next animated loop. In the end it feels less like a polished game and more like you accidentally clicked the filthiest High School DxD playlist on some shady streaming site and decided, yeah, I’m staying here.

First impression: it feels like someone mashed together horny high school memories, a porn hub search history full of “thick milf teacher” and “classroom creampie,” then let it simmer in a sandbox where you keep telling yourself “just one more event” while your coffee goes cold and your dick doesn’t. You land in this shiny, fake-clean Lakeside Academy as the new transfer guy, and everything looks normal for like five seconds. Then you notice the way the homeroom teacher’s blouse keeps “accidentally” opening a bit too far when she leans over your desk, or how the busty classmate pretends she’s not staring at your crotch when you answer questions wrong. It’s a school game, alright, but the vibe is less “study hard” and more “how fast can I make everyone break the dress code in the most indecent way possible.”

What really got me was how the teasing hits first, before the full-on porn. You’re walking corridors, poking around like in any sandbox, and the game keeps throwing these small moments at you. Short skirt flipping just a bit too high when she runs up the stairs. That milf admin bending over the file cabinet with an ass that honestly looks like it should be illegal on school property. One scene had me stuck in the nurse’s office, just watching her animated tongue slowly trace along a lollipop while she pretended it was “for stress.” It was so stupid and so hot I actually had to pause and laugh. The animations themselves are kinda rough sometimes, like a cheap hentai gif pack someone upgraded, but in a good way? They’re not perfect at all and that makes them feel more dirty, less sterile. Actually, no, sometimes it annoyed me how stiff some motions looked during oral scenes, like she’s going crazy with her lips but her head is a bit robotic. I still came hard so I guess I didn’t hate it that much. Whatever.

Once you find the rhythm, the game becomes this loop of “okay, I’ll just do this mini game, then head to class, then maybe I’ll finally get to fuck that stacked teacher after school.” The mini games themselves range from “weirdly fun little distraction” to “why the fuck did they think this was a good idea.” There was one where I had to time button presses during a teasing scene to not blow my load too early, and I swear, missing the timing and watching the girl laugh at you for cumming in your pants instead of her tight pussy was both humiliating and kinda hot. But then another one made me chase some item across the map for like the fifth time and I was just grinding, no pun, mumbling at my screen. Story pretends to be about drama and school life, with enemies and friendships and all that, but after the third time I had a thick ass pressed against the desk while going raw and pumping a creampie into her, I stopped caring who hated who and just followed the routes that promised more skin. There’s something nice though in how the game doesn’t rush you; it lets you be a pervy student going from class to hidden corners, slowly unlocking more explicit stuff, from soft teasing to full vaginal pounding, watching big tits bounce in those short loops. It’s messy, oddly charming, frustrating in small spots, and horny in that very specific “I shouldn’t be seeing this in a classroom” way that hits way too close to some old fantasies.

New city, new school, and your first big decision is basically “study or jerk off while spying through somebody’s window.” That’s the kind of vibe this game has, and honestly it works way too well. You show up in this kinda normal-looking academy town, but everybody is obsessed with this card game that is clearly not balanced, not healthy, and definitely not safe for a school environment. One minute you’re trying to pass a boring class, next minute you’re locked into a turn based fight where you’re trying to outplay some smug bastard while also getting distracted by the fact that his mom has her tits spilling out of a blouse that should not pass any dress code ever made. The whole “Battles of Mythria” thing is like if Yu-Gi-Oh watched too much porn and decided clothes are optional while dueling. You sit there thinking about card synergies and suddenly the reward screen is a girl with a big ass bending over your desk, animated just enough that your brain goes “ok, yeah, I’m staying.”

The sex stuff is slow-burn and then somehow also not at all. You start with these teasing moments that feel like accidents: your hand “accidentally” landing on a thigh in the library, a MILF teacher leaning in a bit too close so your face is basically buried in her cleavage, brushing past a girl in the corridor and feeling way more than you should. The game loves voyeurism. A lot. You peek through cracked doors, watch a classmate masturbating on her bed while pretending you’re looking for a lost book, see a shower silhouette where the tits are just detailed enough that you pause your Spotify to focus. Sometimes it lets you decide: jerk off quietly right there with your mouse hand doing double duty, or save the tension for later so maybe she “catches” you another day and you end up with a handjob under a desk instead. And when a blowjob scene hits, it doesn’t just show it, it lingers. The lips move, saliva strings, her head rhythm matches the text boxes popping, and you forget there was supposed to be any kind of “plot mystery” in this town at all. The best part is when a card battle goes wrong, you lose, and the punishment is her pinning you down, pressing those huge tits into your face and groping you like you’re the prize. The worst part is the tiny hover tooltips in combat that flicker when you move the cursor too fast and now I’m mad thinking about it again because I kept misclicking like an idiot and skipping turns while half hard. Anyway, the art is this weird mix of clean 2D CG and clearly AI-touched details, so sometimes a nipple looks too perfect for a human hand and sometimes a hand looks like it’s almost grabbing three boobs at once, and somehow that makes it hotter. It’s messy, horny, and just serious enough that you pretend you’re here for the adventure, while your real “strategy” is figuring out which girl to push from teasing and groping into that scene where she drops to her knees in a quiet corner of the school and takes you in her mouth like you’re the rarest card in the deck.