It starts with a weird kind of quiet, like you’re waiting for someone to say something they shouldn’t. The first scene pulls you in because it doesn’t even try to be shocking - it just *is*. Anna’s voice has this tone that sits between teasing and sincere, like she’s half‑ashamed of wanting to talk about what she wants. And then you realize, the game isn’t really about her leaving for Italy; it’s about how much you can stand watching her become someone else. There’s a moment where she sends you a photo - nothing too wild - and yet it feels heavier than the later scenes where everyone’s naked. I think that’s the trick: it makes you feel complicit before you even click the next line.

The humor sneaks in when you least expect it. There’s a bit where one of the side characters, can’t even remember his name now, tries to give “advice” about open relationships using a sandwich metaphor that’s absolutely terrible but somehow right. The writing jumps from filthy to tender so fast you almost get whiplash. Sometimes it feels mean on purpose, especially when Shego shows up - yeah, they went full parody there - and suddenly the tone flips again, all green eyes and cruel smirks, leather snapping against skin like punctuation. The game keeps forgetting it’s supposed to be sexy and then accidentally becomes it. One minute you’re laughing, next minute someone’s wrists are tied and you’ve forgotten why you were amused.

I’ll admit, I got weirdly obsessed with the sound design. The moans don’t loop cleanly; they stutter, slightly off‑tempo, and that imperfection makes it more real. There’s a scene with a mirror - voyeur stuff, sure - but what caught me is how the reflection lags a frame behind. Maybe intentional, maybe not. Doesn’t matter. It messes with your head. The pacing’s uneven, some transitions abrupt, but that chaos fits the story. If I could change one thing, I wouldn’t. Or maybe I would, but only to make it worse. Hard to tell anymore.

So there's this floating resort game that caught my attention because... well, honestly the premise sounded ridiculous at first. You're managing some kind of luxury sex island called Kamogawa, and yeah it's exactly what it sounds like. The whole setup reminds me of those harem anime where the protagonist somehow ends up surrounded by gorgeous women, except here you're actually running the damn place. Started playing expecting some basic visual novel stuff but got way more invested than I should've been. The day/night cycle thing actually matters - different girls show up at different times, events change, and you're constantly juggling who to spend time with. Found myself checking the clock way too often because missing certain evening events with the MILF characters feels like a genuine loss.

Management aspect is surprisingly deep though sometimes the upgrade system feels clunky. You're buying gifts, improving facilities, hiring staff - it's like playing SimCity but everyone's horny and the buildings are love hotels. The map exploration keeps things interesting because there's always some hidden spot with new content. Jessie's mansion storyline hit different though, that whole reconnecting with old flames thing... fuck, the nostalgia factor really works. Some of the animated scenes are genuinely well done, especially the footjob sequences which - okay why am I spending so much time talking about feet? Point is, the quality varies but when it hits, it really hits. The BDSM content isn't hardcore but there's enough teasing and power play to keep things spicy.

What bugs me is how the mobile interface can be finicky during the more... interactive moments. Also wish there were more varied body types because everyone's got massive tits and asses, which look great but where's the variety? The Spanish language option is random but whatever. No NTR though, which some people will appreciate - your harem stays loyal. Combat system is basically nonexistent despite the RPG tag, but honestly who cares when you're getting handjobs on tropical beaches?

This thing absolutely feels like the result of someone horny, bored and a bit too obsessed with Harry Potter porn on Xvideos, in the best and worst way. You play a male wizard tossed back to some weird 70s version of magic school, and everything has that “almost familiar but off” vibe. It’s clearly Hogwarts but also legally not Hogwarts and that actually makes it hotter somehow. The school corridors are all quiet and soft lit, plenty of little corners where you can just stop and peek at stuff you’re not supposed to see. The first time I followed one witch after curfew, I was just clicking around for a random event and suddenly I’m spying through a keyhole while she’s practicing “magic focus” with a dildo the size of a wand, panting into a pillow. That voyeur moment hit harder than half the porn I have saved on my phone. And then the game acts like it’s your fault for watching too long. Which is accurate, honestly.

The teasing is where it really got me. It doesn’t rush right into sex unless you deliberately brute-force it. Witches will lean just a bit too close during classes, robes slip open a few pixels too far, they bend down to pick up books and the camera angle is just perfectly trashy. I liked how one girl pretends to be all strict and dominant, scolding you for not paying attention, then “punishes” you in a private tutoring session by making you kneel and focus while she slowly wraps her tits around your cock. No background music, just her breathing and a couple of quiet voice lines, and you can choose to either obey or grab her waist and break the mood. I picked obey, obviously. Or maybe not, now that I think back. Anyway the titfuck scene is surprisingly emotional for something that also made me pause my Spotify because it was getting distracting. The writing swings from horny jokes to soft romance to lowkey bullying in a way that feels like scrolling through Reddit gone wrong. One moment you’re testing some charm, next moment she’s using that spell to tie your hands magically while she rides you, talking trash in your ear, completely in charge. People looking for pure vanilla might complain, but honestly the femdom flavor fits the whole witch fantasy. The only thing that annoyed me is how sometimes you spend way too long clicking every shiny thing in a classroom just to trigger a single groping animation, and then it’s over in ten seconds. I still kept doing it. I hate myself a little for that.

The “sandbox” part is strange but kind of addictive. You wander around the school, poke at random magical crap, and every now and then you unlock a new scene or a tiny quest. There was this moment where I found a cursed mirror hidden behind some dusty curtains and instead of a jumpscare or something, it showed a witch undressing in another room in real time, touching herself with a wand between her legs while you choose to watch longer or back off. Of course I watched longer. It felt like one of those shitty porn pop-up ads made into an actual game mechanic. The parody humor hits and misses: some spell names are intentionally stupid, like a charm that “helps circulation” and is just an excuse for a handjob in the infirmary, with the nurse slowly stroking you while complaining about school regulations. The tone jumps around a lot. One witch is written like a proper romance route, with soft moments in the library, holding hands, kissing in the courtyard after class, then she surprises you with a blowjob under the table while a teacher is talking, trying not to laugh as you struggle to keep eye contact. Another witch is basically chaos with a wand, turning your clothes invisible in public, using toys on herself in the dorm while she forces you to stay on lookout at the door. I kept thinking I would get tired of the point and click parts, but then some little animated gesture or facial reaction would drag me right back in. It’s messy, horny, a bit broken in pacing, and the romance is twisted in that way where you end up wanting these girls to obsess over you forever. Which is probably not healthy, but alright.

This thing feels like someone grabbed a horny power fantasy manga, shook it until all the subtlety fell out, then clicked “next page” until only sex and awkward pauses were left. You play a guy who’s very obviously written by a dude who grew up on eroge and hentai scans, but in a good way. He has that “I swear I’m normal but everything around me is ridiculously hot” energy. The story pretends to care about plot, something about normal life going messy, but it’s basically an excuse to drop you into scenes where every woman you meet looks like she escaped from a doujin circle that only draws big tits and big asses. No slow burn. No “will they, won’t they”. It goes straight into “of course they will, and you’re going to watch every second of it.”

What I like is that the game doesn’t even try to hide what it is. There’s no fake moral lesson, no deep trauma talk, just “here’s a guy surrounded by women who keep teasing him, now watch what happens.” The teasing is constant too. You get that classic thing where a girl “accidentally” bends over too close, or you catch someone half naked in a room she swears you weren’t supposed to see, and the camera just stays there a little too long. It feels like a hentai artist directing a soap opera. There’s a scene where one of the girls is pretending to ignore you while she’s obviously touching herself in the shower and the MC is basically frozen, staring like a total creep, and the game treats it like the most normal thing. You feel a bit dirty, but you still don’t skip. Then later you end up inside her anyway, because of course you do. This is the kind of game where masturbation scenes don’t feel like warmup, they feel like the main event, and then actual sex is just the bonus prize on top. One moment you’re watching someone secretly rubbing herself while thinking about you, the next moment you have her on her knees, mouth full, eyes watering, and the story pretends it’s a natural step in character development. It isn’t, but you won’t complain. The erotic pacing is weirdly good for something that pretends to be a “novel”. You don’t really choose anything, you just let the story drag you from blowjob to voyeur moment to vaginal pounding to creampie like it’s all one big scene that forgot to breathe. When the harem vibe fully kicks in and multiple girls are orbiting around you, it stops feeling realistic at all and starts feeling like one of those degenerate manga arcs where everyone already accepted that you’re the main dick of the universe, they’re just negotiating who gets it next.

What stuck with me more than anything is how unapologetically horny every angle is. This is a kinetic story, so you’re mostly just clicking, but the way it lingers on curves is basically porn-level camerawork. Breasts are always a bit too big for the clothes they’re in, asses take up half the frame when a girl walks away, and the orgasms are not shy. Creampie shots are treated like signature moves. It really feels like the dev wanted to win some fake award like “Most Shameless Internal Cumshots of the Year” and honestly they might. There’s one scene where you’re buried inside a girl from behind, her ass swallowing your view while she tries to muffle her moans, and the second you finish inside her the game just zooms in like it wants to make sure you understand exactly where everything went. It’s obscene in that very specific hentai way where you almost laugh at how much attention they give to fluids, but you’re also not looking away. The voyeur bits help a lot too: catching a girl sucking on her own fingers while she slides them between her legs, or watching from a half-open door while another one rides her own hand, biting her lip and whispering your name. No blinking “choice” buttons, no morality system, just you, your dick, and a parade of girls who are way too into you. It feels trashy, cheap, and absolutely on purpose, like reading a smutty manga in the bathroom and pretending it’s literature. Which it kind of is. Just very sticky literature.