I swear this game started like it was gonna be a chill slice-of-life thing, you know, fixing up a bar and chatting with fluffy locals, maybe flirting a bit. Then boom - five minutes in and you’re already managing drink orders while a nine-foot-tall wolf girl leans over the counter asking if you “need help cleaning the taps.” Bro. I didn’t even save yet. The animations are way too smooth for how stupidly horny the dialogue gets; like someone spliced together a dating sim and a fever dream. I tried to focus on the management system - stocking bottles, balancing budgets - but my brain short-circuited when the shark waitress asked if I wanted her to “stir the cocktail with her tongue.” I mean, yeah, I clicked yes, obviously, but still. Priorities, man.

Weird thing is, it’s actually kind of romantic sometimes. Not in the Hallmark way, more like the “accidentally fell in love with a monster girl who can crush a truck” kind of way. The writing swings between goofy and sincere, like one second you’re laughing at a pun about tail fluff, the next you’re knee-deep in a confession scene that hits harder than expected. Then there’s the POV stuff - it’s uncomfortable how immersive it gets. You can practically feel the fur brushing your skin during those scenes, and I don’t know if that’s impressive or just unsettling. The devs clearly thought, “what if we made eye contact illegal.” Mission accomplished. Also, the tit sizes? Absolutely ridiculous. Like, there’s physics happening that defy every known law of gravity and I respect that level of commitment.

I did find myself yelling at the screen once when a minigame bug froze right before a creampie scene - tragic, truly - but I forgave it almost instantly because the bartender fox called me “boss” again in that tone that makes your spine melt. It's messy, it’s horny, it’s accidentally wholesome, and somehow it all works. Or maybe I’m just too far gone into the furry hole to tell anymore. Either way, yeah, the bar’s open, and no one’s leaving sober.

Nyatorase starts quiet, almost too cozy. It just drops you into this tiny married life with your goth catgirl wife Katherine like it expects you to already know her. And weirdly, after a few minutes, you kinda do. She has that lazy neko thing going on, ears twitching when you say something dumb, tail flicking when you stare too long at her huge tits and huge ass and pretend you’re not doing it. The house feels small, a bit messy in a lived-in way, and the whole time you feel that itch that the game is poking: you love her, but you really want to see her fucked by someone else. Not just random cheating, more like you want to be in the corner, dick hard, watching some stranger push his cock inside your wife while she moans your name and his name and probably forgets both. The game doesn’t rush to the heavy stuff. It makes you sit with that shitty guilty feeling first, with you fumbling through texts, porn tabs on your phone, trying not to think about how much it turns you on when you imagine her getting used like a toy. Then it starts letting you push, a little at a time. A small dirty suggestion. A question that feels like it will break everything. And yeah, you really can fuck it up if you press too hard or too early, which I learned when she went quiet and that little cat-ear sprite folded down in this way that made me actually feel like trash.

The hot parts hit different because of that. When she finally starts to play along, it’s not just generic “big boobs bouncing” and “catgirl goes nyan while sucking cock”. She teases you. There’s this one early scene where she’s sitting on the couch in just an oversized shirt, no panties, tail flicking, acting innocent while she asks you what you really want to see. You can stay coward, dodge the question, or just admit you want her to get fucked by another guy. If you confess, she doesn’t jump straight to “okay, let’s do a gangbang”. She asks you things like “you want to see his cum all over my tits?” or “what if he fucks my throat until I gag and you’re not allowed to touch me?” and the way the text is timed feels like she’s whispering in your ear, not reading a script. Later on, when the group stuff starts happening, it gets messy in a very specific way: hands everywhere, fingers grabbing her big boobs, guys playing with her nipples, someone pulling her hair while another nekogirl leans down and licks cum off her skin, like that casual monster girl cameo that just slips in and then suddenly you’re watching your goth catwife share a dick with a horny furry girl like it’s no big deal. There’s a scene where she’s doing a slow titfuck on some tall dude while you sit on the floor, jerk yourself with a toy clamped on your balls, and all she does is occasionally look down at you and smile like she’s the queen of the room and you’re just the mascot. It’s cruel and stupidly hot.

What I liked most is how the game keeps mixing sweet and fucked up. One moment she’s on her knees between a stranger’s legs, drool on her chin, oral sex looking sloppy and desperate, eyeliner smeared, and she pauses just to send you a little selfie on your in-game phone, like “hey honey, thinking of you” while her mouth is still full of cock. There’s this tiny chat feature that pops now and then, and if you poke at it, you can nudge scenes toward softer cuckold vibes or straight-up degradation, like she’ll ask if you want her to tell the guy you’re small, or if she should tell him you’re the one who begged for all this. The game is not shy with race stuff either, it throws in an interracial scene where Katherine is sandwiched between a big guy behind her going deep in her pussy and another one in front using her mouth, and the CG makes her look completely overwhelmed, body language screaming “too much” while her text box is just full of hearts and moans. It brushes past swinging too, where you’re technically allowed to touch someone else, but it’s so obvious the focus is still on watching your own wife get turned into the main toy of the group. There are toys, collars, restraints, and a few light femdom moments where she pins you down, rides you lazy, then tells you she’s already sore from the others so you better not make her do any work. I kinda wish there was an option to say no and still keep her, but the game is clearly here for people who like that sick taste of jealousy in the back of their throat. At one point I spent like ten minutes just staring at the way her tail wrapped around her own thigh during a vaginal sex animation where she’s riding another guy and you’re just there touching yourself because for some reason that stupid tail detail felt more intimate than all the moaning. The mobile layout works fine, by the way, ran it in Chrome on my phone while pretending to answer work emails, though the text box is sometimes a bit cramped and it annoyed me more than it should. Anyway, it’s a messy, horny, kind of mean little story about a guy who loves his catgirl wife so much he lets everybody else have a turn, and somehow that makes him feel closer to her instead of further, which is either beautiful or fucked up or both, I still haven’t decided.

Harth starts as that clueless village boy type, but not the usual whiny one. More like the guy who thinks “yeah, my life is fine, I’ll just jerk off behind the barn and maybe marry some local virgin with fat tits one day” and then the world basically bends him over instead. The jump from quiet frontier mud to the capital is where the fun actually kicks in. At first it feels almost too slow, like a Sunday where nothing happens and you just scroll Pornhub categories out of boredom. Then suddenly he’s neck deep in church drama, magic crap, and way too many people who want to get into his pants or control what’s in them. The religious stuff is sneaky. You think it’s just background lore, then one moment you’re listening to some righteous sermon, next moment there’s a priestess with her robe “accidentally” sliding open, tits hanging, grinding on him in a shadowed alcove while a crowd passes by outside. Good old exhibitionist risk, and the sound when her ass slaps against the stone wall is disgusting and hot at the same time. As a sound freak, I kept replaying that bit just to hear the breathy whimper when he pushes in raw for the creampie. Could be just me, but that sticky noise when he pulls out later? That’s art. Ugly, wet art.

Sex variety is all over the place, in a nice “who wrote this and why are they in my brain” way. One scene has this prim religious girl who talks about purity every second line, then drops to her knees and gives him a slow, nervous blowjob that turns into total slut mode halfway in. The gagging and little choked moans are actually mixed well, not that copy paste stock stuff you sometimes hear in lower effort games. Then you go from that to a teasing footjob on a balcony with some rich city brat. The camera goes tight on her soles rubbing his shaft, toes squeezing, and when he finally shoots up her leg and onto those soft, pale arches, the squelchy drip sound is stupidly satisfying. I actually muted the music for that, because I’m picky like that and the BGM sometimes feels like cheap fantasy JRPG loop from a mobile app nobody plays anymore. Funny thing, the anal scenes hit harder than the expected standard vaginal ones. There is this one anal creampie with internal view that zooms right in on the ring stretching and relaxing around him, while you hear that low wet push noise when he bottoms out. It feels wrong in the best way. Although, some of the moans in that one don’t quite sync to the thrusts and it annoys me way more than it should. I kept waiting for them to fix it, like some patch coming, then remembered that I’m just yelling at my screen.

Romance is there, but it isn’t soft and fluffy. It’s more like people stumbling through desire and power games. One girl starts all sweet and shy, then ends up riding Harth’s face while fingering herself, basically using him, and I kinda love that she’s the one in charge. Femdom is not hardcore hardcore here, more casual humiliations, like making him jerk himself while she just watches and comments on his technique, then lazily finishes him with a bored handjob because “you’re too slow.” On the other side, there are dudes. The gay content is not treated like some joke or add-on. There’s a quiet moment with a city guard where they end up half drunk, talking about duty, then kissing, then the guard awkwardly working Harth’s cock with his hand, sweaty and unsure. Later you get full-on anal with him, and the grunting, low male moans are actually different from the female ones, which I appreciate way more than I should. Plus, seeing Harth pump a load deep into another guy while we get that same sticky internal shot you usually only see in straight scenes? Yeah. That hit. The game kinda drifts between innocent romance, messy religion, shameless public teasing, big ass bouncing in your face, tits pressed against windows, and those long masturbation scenes where Harth is just alone, stroking it, thinking about what the city has turned him into. Or maybe I imagined half of that. I was too busy replaying that titfuck scene where she squeezes him between those heavy boobs, drips spit on the tip, and whispers that she wants his cum inside, not on her chest. Then she rides him, loses the “virgin good girl” act in two thrusts, and you get that deep full creampie shot that almost looks too much. Which is exactly enough.

Luminary Protocol looks at you like a normal isekai porn VN, then slowly grabs you by the throat and reminds you it is actually a horror story where your cock is just another weak point. You wake up in this twisted copy of Earth, some weird mashup of school corridors, ruined city blocks and floating fantasy shit that should not be in the same sky. Gods and demons run the whole thing like a sick game show. You’re the typical male protagonist on paper, virgin, awkward, POV everywhere, but the game really likes to push you into ugly choices while your dick is still out. One second you’re flirting with a thick milf teacher in a half-collapsed school wing, watching her tits bounce in these smooth little animated loops while she’s grinding on your lap, and the next second the hallway behind her is crawling with something that used to be a girl and now has insect legs and too many teeth. It never fully lets you feel safe, even when your pants are off and her bra is on the floor and she’s guiding your hand up under her blouse for that slow groping scene that goes on just a bit too long. I played it like a coward, always picking the non-aggressive, “let’s talk about this” stuff, skipping any fight chance. No combat, just sneaking through scenes, hiding in classrooms, and somehow I still ended up knee deep in monster girls who wanted to ride me more than kill me. Or both, hard to say.

The sex itself swings around between kinda sweet and straight up fucked. There’s this school rooftop moment with your “totally not related” older woman from home, and the game leans hard on that taboo shit. She’s scolding you about dangerous magic while her blouse is open and she’s pressing your face into her tits because “you need comfort.” The camera goes low, she pulls your cock out, spits on it and does this lazy handjob with her soft annoyed voice in your ear, like she’s mad at you for getting hard but still jerking you off anyway. Later she pins you in a storage room, panties around one ankle, and you get full vaginal sex with her trying to keep quiet while the other students scream somewhere down the hall from whatever monster just spawned during a Convergence. The AI CG is bizarre in a good way, bodies look a bit too perfect and then you notice some tiny wrong detail in the background that makes your skin crawl. Sometimes the boobs are huge, stupid big, and the titfuck scenes turn into this soft, slow suffocation where the girl talks about “maybe letting you cum inside next time” because pregnancy here is not just a fetish, it has plot weight. One route actually hints that fucking the wrong girl bare could spawn some magic hybrid kid that the gods want, but I refused any raw creampie like I was playing a pacifist path of my own balls. I tell myself I am here for the story, the multiple endings, the weird alignment stuff, but I reloaded a save three times just to watch one oral scene again where the shy monster girl with horns and big tits practices kissing your shaft like it’s some dating sim homework. She melts a bit when you don’t push her, and the game quietly remembers that for later scenes. Or maybe I imagined that. Hard to tell when you’re half hard, half scared, and watching your choices drag you toward something that feels like both romance and a slow, wet apocalypse.