Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

Nami finally gets what every angry fanfic writer secretly wanted to do with her for years, and it’s honestly fucked up in a hot way. The game just throws you right into it: no long intro, no boring setup, she’s already caught, stripped, tied with arms and legs pulled up like she’s on display, all that red hair falling everywhere while she’s basically folded like luggage. It’s closer to a mean little interactive hentai loop than some big “game”, but the dev leans into that hardcore. You get the camera right on her big tits first, and they actually feel heavy when they bounce, which I wasn’t expecting from something this short. Her boobs are mashed together around a cock for a proper titfuck, nipples shining, and you’re just dragging along that soft paizuri groove, watching her forced to play along. She looks pissed and embarrassed at the same time, eyes wet, cheeks red, but her mouth opens anyway because yeah, she doesn’t get a vote here.

Then the game stops pretending to be gentle. The switch from squeezing her tits to using her mouth is really abrupt, in a good shitty way. One second you’re enjoying her cleavage, next second her head is yanked forward and the guy is ramming his cock down her throat like he’s trying to reorganize her insides. It’s not a sweet blowjob, it’s full-on facefuck, teeth scraping sometimes, spit flying, mascara-trail kind of energy, except she’s Nami so it hits different if you grew up on One Piece. Her voice hits that broken, gagging sound that you usually have to hunt for in long videos. There’s a few moments where the camera angle is too close and you mostly see tongue and tears and not much else, and somehow that messiness is what made it hotter for me. Facial abuse vibes everywhere, even when they don’t actually finish on her face yet. You just know that’s where this is heading later.

After that, when they finally get tired of using her mouth like a toy, they start paying attention to her lower half, and this part is way more intimate and rough at the same time. Nami’s legs are still tied up, ass slightly raised, pussy wet and spread open like they’ve been teasing her for a while offscreen. You get control to finger her, and the game really focuses on that wet pussy shine, the way her body moves when you push in and out. There’s a bit of ass fingering flavor in how close the fingers slide, lingering between her cheeks before going back to her slit. It doesn’t go full anal, but it edges around it enough that your brain fills the gap. She’s clearly not “enjoying” it in the romantic sense, it’s ***, straight up, but the art gives those tiny moments where her hips twitch forward and you can read it however your brain is wired. It feels wrong and hot and a little too short. And then just when things finally get really interesting and you expect a full-on fuck scene, it cuts off. Demo over. No proper climax, no final cumshot, just you staring at this tied up redhead with big boobs, abused and used, and your hand already on your dick wondering why the hell they decided to stop exactly when it started to really work.

Can’t lie, I clicked expecting another copy-paste anime mashup with the usual stiff models and dead-eyed moans, but this one hits different. There’s a sadness under all that skin, like someone coded their fantasies too carefully, you know? I found myself staring at Raven’s face - Batman’s Raven - and thinking, “she shouldn’t be looking at me like that,” while still dragging her into position anyway. Unreal how fast guilt turns into hunger when the animation breathes just right. And maybe it’s because of the Illusion engine doing its sneaky physics thing, or maybe because the transitions are almost clumsy, like real people fumbling with clothes and patience. It’s messy, which makes it hot.

The scenes jump from universes without pretending to make sense. One second I’m in some broken-down Capsule Corp lab, Bulma smirking like she *planned* to get caught; next, Yoruichi’s toes press against my chest, laughing, telling me to look up. I did. Of course I did. The voyeur mode feels wrong in the best possible way - it doesn’t even give you fake morality options, just lets you watch. But then again, maybe that’s lazy design. Or genius. Hard to tell when your brain’s half-melted. The weird part? The sound mix changes depending on position, so D.Va sounds distant if she turns away. I swear no one ever gets audio that intimate, not even those overpriced VR patches on Steam.

Anyway, I could say it’s perfect, but I won’t. Some things twitch too mechanically - the faces sometimes freeze mid-expression, like they remember they’re code. Yet that’s also the charm. You see the seams, and you keep touching them. Like rubbing a wound for pleasure. Half the cast shouldn’t exist in the same space - Orihime beside Tifa beside Samus - but here they crowd my screen like they’ve been waiting forever. Maybe that’s why it works: it’s absurd, obscene, familiar, and somehow lonelier than expected. I closed the browser and immediately reopened it. Couldn’t help it.