Reborn in this world, you don’t start as some overpowered hentai demigod. You start small, weak, awkward, staring at stat screens like a horny nerd who suddenly woke up inside the fantasy game he used to jerk off to. It feels weirdly familiar, all those windows and numbers and skills, like someone mashed together an isekai anime, Pornhub tags, and a DnD character sheet, then said “yeah, now suffer for it.” The beginning actually made me laugh, in that “oh shit, that would be me” way, watching this guy (or futa, if you go that road) try to figure out how to use magic and how not to die on the first dungeon floor while getting distracted by every pair of tits in a ten-meter radius.

The mood swings a lot. One moment you’re counting turns in combat, trying to squeeze out that last spell with barely any mana, the next you’re getting pinned against a wall by some smug monster girl with too many curves and way too much confidence. The harem thing doesn’t just fall in your lap, you kind of earn it through quests, choices, and that slightly evil curiosity that makes you pick the option you probably shouldn’t. There is this early dungeon where you walk in thinking “ok, grind a bit, gain some XP” and end up bargaining with a horny plant girl that really, really wants to see what you can do from behind. Strategy suddenly becomes “how many skills can I use before I’m literally drained in every sense.” And I liked that the futa angle is there like a temptation, not shoved down your throat unless you ask for it. You can stay vanilla cock, or you can wake up with something extra between your legs and a whole new way to ruin NPCs. Choice hits different when it’s about what kind of dick you swing.

What surprised me most is how often I forgot I was playing a porn game and not some half-janky, half-charming RPG on itch.io. The humor lands more often than it should, with those little comments about EXP farming, hentai logic, and how nobody in fantasy worlds knows what a condom is. Sometimes the text rambles, sometimes the pacing trips, like the dev got lost in their own horny brain and just went “fuck it, more dialogue, more teasing,” and I kinda love that. There is one scene in particular, in a deeper dungeon level, where you’re low on health, you win a fight by like one lucky hit, and instead of a normal reward you get this cocky demon girl asking if the hero who nearly died wants to “use her body as a potion.” It’s porn logic, but the teasing before the actual sex is long enough you start clicking faster, half annoyed, half turned on, like a degenerate trying to skip ads on xHamster. The AI CG sometimes looks a bit off, a hand here, a weird strand of hair there, and it annoyed me way more than it should. I stared at that one broken finger in a blowjob scene far too long, and it lives in my head rent free now. Still, the mix of turn based combat, dumb jokes, fantasy races throwing themselves at you, anal and vaginal scenes popping up like loot drops, and that feeling of slowly building a harem through stats and bad decisions... I’d honestly give it “Best Use of Bad Life Choices in a Fantasy Harem” and not even say it as a joke. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Vault Wanderer is one of those horny little parody projects that feels like it started as a shitpost between friends on Discord and somehow became an actual game. You play this guy who crawls out of a comfy underground vault into a wasteland that is less about radiation and more about who is fucking who, and with what. The whole thing mixes classic turn based RPG combat with stupid jokes and very explicit scenes that just kind of slam into you out of nowhere. One second you are clicking through some goofy dialogue about bottle caps, the next you are watching a futa raider get her dick sucked in a surprisingly long animated loop while your character pretends he is not into it. The game loves voyeurism like crazy. Almost every location has some “oops I walked in on them” moment, except it is never really an accident and everybody is cool with you standing in the corner jerking off. Or pretending to “research.” The writing knows exactly what it is doing: it makes fun of the wasteland clichés, then uses the same clichés to justify a harem route where every big tits, big ass, wrong-race-for-this-town waifu somehow ends up in your camp.

What surprised me most is how messy but confident the sandbox structure is. You are just dropped on the surface with this point and click map and told to explore, and the game absolutely does not care if you go straight to a lesbian futa bar and stall your “main quest” for two hours doing nothing except footjobs and blowjobs in different outfits. There is real RPG stuff happening in the background: stats, turn based fights, random encounters that sometimes end in actual combat and sometimes turn straight into oral sex scenes if you pick the horny dialogue option. I lost one fight because I was too distracted watching the enemy’s boobs bounce in the attack animation, which is a stupid reason to reload, but here we are. The art is simple 2D CG but the animations have just enough motion to make the scenes feel alive without turning into weird rubber people. Some of the interracial setups are actually hot, then the game drops a joke so bad it short circuits the mood and you kind of hate it for ten seconds, until the next harem scene where three girls are roleplaying “capturing” you and you forget you were mad. The mobile support is oddly good too; I tried it on my phone while half-slouching on the couch with Chrome open and it ran smoother than some serious games on Steam. Sometimes the text spacing gets fucked on smaller screens and nobody bothered to fix it, which annoyed me for like a full minute while I was trying to read a masturbation scene and the last line wrapped in a stupid way, and then I clicked next and forgot. That is basically the whole vibe here: horny, rough around edges, a little broken, but when the wasteland mommy with huge boobs kneels down for oral and the camera zooms in just right, your brain stops caring about polish completely.

Guy wakes up, normal life, boring city, cheap phone, tiny room, you know the drill. Then he puts on this VR headset and suddenly he’s in a fantasy world where hot women actually look at him like he’s not background NPC. Reality side is all chores, side hustles, grind, checking messages on Telegram, answering some idiot from work in Gmail while thinking about tits. Then back in VR, where the same guy is a rising hero who can smack goblins and flirt with mages with ridiculous curves in the same ten minutes. The game really leans on that feeling: nobody respects you in real life, but in the VR world girls with huge asses are asking if you want a “private training session” after you finish one dungeon. Of course you say yes. Everyone does.

What surprised me is how often you bounce between the two realms and it actually matters. One moment you are sitting in your crappy apartment trying to sc*** together enough cash to buy upgrades, checking some porn on your second monitor, the next you’re back in Dawn of Arcanum, facing a turn based fight where the healer is this milf with massive tits and zero understanding of how shirts work. You do basic combat: attack, skill, defend, item. Old school stuff, nothing flashy, but the pacing hits that weird horny-gamer brain sweet spot. You finish a fight, loot a chest, and suddenly there’s a dialogue option that clearly means "if I click this, someone’s mouth ends up on my dick". And yeah, that’s what happens. One scene had the party’s mature sorceress calling you to her tent “to discuss tactics”. She kneels down, starts stroking you slow, talking about “rewards for reliable tanks”. She slides her hand up and down, spits casually, then takes you in her mouth while the camera stays close, like you’re actually watching from your body. No fade to black. She deepthroats you, pulls off with a thin line of saliva, cheeks a little flushed, then asks if you still want to know the plan for the boss fight. You probably don’t, but the dialogue option is there.

It also plays with that harem thing in a way that is both hot and slightly stupid. You impress one girl by saving her during a quest, she lets you pound her in some ruins, riding you hard while your HUD still shows quest markers in the corner like it’s totally normal. Then later a different chick gives you a handjob in a tavern storage room, jerking you slowly while asking about your “legendary build”. She talks about skill trees like dirty talk. You cum all over her fingers, and she casually wipes them on your shirt, which is such a small detail but felt more real than half the dialogue. Reality world isn’t just filler either: one time you log out of VR after a long dungeon, your cock still hard in your shorts, and your in-game neighbor from down the hall catches you half dressed. She bends over “looking for something she dropped” with that obvious thick ass pose, panties peeking, and the MC is just desperately trying not to stare. Later you meet her again and she’s way more direct, guiding your hands to her tits while you press her against the door, sliding between her legs, pushing into her slowly while she whispers that the walls are thin. It feels messy, horny, kind of broken, exactly like a guy who lives half online and half in fantasy would experience it. RPG elements keep everything tied together enough so you don’t forget there’s a game under all the sucking and fucking, but honestly, half the time I was just choosing stats because I wanted to see who I could make sit on my face next.

The game feels like somebody took a regular fantasy RPG, spilled horny brain juice all over it, then decided “ok, now we’re serious.” You start as this guy who just wants a simple life, and the world basically tells him to fuck off. Home is not safe, walls don’t help, demons literally crash into your comfort zone and everything goes to hell in a way that feels personal. After that first attack, every room feels a bit suspicious, every pretty smile feels like it might hide claws. The cool part is how the story pretends it’s about politics and survival, while every important “negotiation” somehow ends up happening with a woman who has ridiculous tits or an ass that should honestly count as a separate character. It’s like a fantasy council meeting, except you’re mostly staring at cleavage and trying not to die.

What surprised me is how strategic things get between all the horny moments. There is actual turn based combat with numbers and timing and “shit, I shouldn’t have used that skill yet” kind of thinking. You’re not just clicking “attack” and then skipping to the next sex scene. In one fight near the Scar, I misjudged a demon’s pattern, got the whole party wrecked, and then had to walk back into camp with everyone pissed at me. One of the girls calls you out in her own way, not with a long speech, but with this mix of sarcasm and “you better not waste my time again” that somehow makes the next time you fuck her feel like you earned it. The harem vibe is there, sure, but it’s not just a line of girls waiting their turn like some porn playlist on XVideos. There’s this tall warrior woman who keeps pretending she doesn’t care, then shows up half-armored and half-naked, and suddenly your “tactical choices” are about where to put your hands, not your skill points. Another girl feels softer, more romantic, the kind that makes you want to open Spotify, put on something sad, and just get lost in the way she looks at you while riding you. The game swings between romance and raw “I’m gonna ruin your back on this table” energy in a way that never fully matches what you expect.

Sometimes the worldbuilding goes a bit too heavy, like the dev had a whole novel in Google Docs and refused to cut anything. You’ll be thinking about how to squeeze in some private time with this busty sorceress, and suddenly you’re knee-deep in lore about demon incursions and power balances and weird factions that don’t know how clothes work. It’s funny, because the game tries to talk about “truth” and “strength” and “finding a way home,” but half the time I’m just hoping the next choice leads to someone pinning the protagonist to a wall and using him like a living toy. Still, I like that the sex doesn’t feel totally disconnected from the plot. You sleep with someone and it actually shifts how scenes play, who gets jealous, who suddenly becomes more helpful in battle, who pretends nothing happened but starts standing closer to you in camp. There’s something very human about making a “romantic” choice just because the girl’s ass looked insane in that one scene, and then dealing with all the fallout. Kind of like using Tinder while also trying to save a world that keeps trying to kill you. It could use less talking in some moments and more losing-yourself-in-her-moan moments, but maybe that tension is part of why it sticks in my head after I close the browser.

Everyone already knows what kind of game this is the moment they see Cammy in that tight green thing and Juri smiling like she wants to hurt you and kiss you at same time, so I will just say it straight: this is basically a horny gacha dream where all the fighting girls you used to “pause” YouTube clips for are now in a city that feels like mix of shady alley, school hallway and cheap love hotel, and all of them want to test you both in battle and on the bed. You walk around this dirty neon street hub, one minute arguing with a drunk guy about fighting tournaments, next minute you are in a classroom with Mai pretending to be a teacher and telling you to “focus on lesson” while slowly opening her top, and of course my monkey brain just thinks “ok, pull again, I need the alt outfit where she has the glasses and the crop riding up when she bends.” I play on my phone in bed, on Chrome, half the time with Telegram notifications popping up on top of Juri’s face while she is literally riding you, and I still don’t close the tabs, just push them away like flies.

The structure is kind of wild. You got this turn based battle system that looks normal at start, but then you realize skills are basically foreplay. You choose stuff like “Taunt,” “Seduce,” “Overwhelm” and you watch the girls react. If you win, they strip in stages and you get new scenes, and sometimes if you lose they flip you, sit on your chest and turn the whole thing into a femdom punishment route where you are tied, gagged, and she uses your face like a training dummy. Cammy is the funniest to me, she acts all serious soldier girl, but her “finisher” when you max affection is literally pinning you on the locker room bench, holding your wrists with one hand behind your head while you are inside her, and she keeps thrusting down until she forces you to cum deep, then smirks when you see the creampie dripping out later in the shower scene. They even have a school rooftop event where she pretends it is “training” and makes you keep going without pulling out while some random NPCs walk under the roof, and the camera angle shows you her boots pressing on the fence while she squeezes your hand. And yeah, sometimes it goes full male dom too, like with Mai where you finally get enough affection and she drops the teasing and lets you slam her against the arcade machine, legs around your waist, the screen blinking “K.O.” behind her while you fuck her hard and finish inside. It is stupid, over the top, and honestly the reason I keep buying premium pulls even when I swear I will stop, because that one alt Juri costume where she does a footjob during the “victory reward” took me like 80 rolls and I hated every second and still did it again the next day.

The writing is all over the place in a good-bad way. One scene you have cute handholding and romance in a quiet street with Chun-Li, she is walking next to you in normal clothes, talking about how she is tired of being strong all the time, then you end up in a tiny love hotel room where she climbs on top of you and rides you slow, kissing you, lots of soft moans, she asks if she can feel you cum inside and you actually feel like, ok this is kind of wholesome. Then two clicks later Juri appears in some fantasy dungeon side quest with magic cuffs, zaps you with some weird power, and sits on your face until you can’t breathe, grinding on your tongue while she jerks your cock with one hand, laughing, then forces you to cum on her feet and tells you to lick it off. There is goofy humor around too, like a gacha banner literally called “MILF Crisis” where you can summon alternate Chun and a new older teacher OC, and they joke about the rates being worse than Genshin. I was on Discord complaining about my luck while watching the animated blowjob scene buffer, because my Wi-Fi decided to die exactly when Cammy is swallowing, and it froze on her cheeks bulging with cum like a cursed WhatsApp sticker. Combat balancing is kind of scuffed, some enemies just stun lock you, and status effects feel random, but honestly I only notice because sometimes I just want to rush to the next blowjob or toy scene. The one thing that annoys me is the stupid tiny UI button to auto-skip text, I keep hitting it by accident when I’m trying to tap her nipples during the interactive masturbation scene, then the whole dialogue jumps and I miss some dirty line I wanted to read again. I complain, but then they hit me with an exhibitionism event where you are in the school gym storage room with a girl on her knees, giving you sloppy oral while the door is half open, people walking by outside, and she tries to keep quiet but chokes when you grab her hair and push deeper. And of course I forget all the issues and open my wallet like an idiot for another lewd gacha pull.

War here is just the excuse. What this game really wants is to throw one confused young guy into a burning kingdom full of horny monsters, scheming nobles and gods that treat mortals like chew toys. You start as this orphan with nothing, not even a proper place to sleep, and five minutes later you are already eye level with a slime girl’s tits while she offers to “protect” you in exchange for a taste. Not exactly noble destiny stuff. The whole fantasy setting has that slightly dirty feeling, like the world is old and tired and ready to sell its soul for one more night of pleasure. Castles crumble, temples burn, and every faction still has time to try to get into your pants, or into your mind, or both. Half the time I forgot there is a war going on because I was stuck choosing between saving a village or letting it fall so I could take the corrupted priestess home and see what she can do with her tongue.

What works stupidly well is how the corruption is slow and sticky. The game doesn’t push you with “good/evil” big buttons. Instead you make a small choice in a turn based fight, like using a forbidden spell on a monster girl instead of killing her normally, and then later she appears in your camp, kneeling, calling you “my king” while licking blood from your blade. You think “ok that’s hot but maybe too much” and two scenes later you are ordering a captured angel to clean your cock with her mouth while your monster waifu watches and smiles. Then sometimes the game pretends to be romantic and suddenly gives you a quiet moment. Sitting by the ruined fountain, your favorite monster girl resting her head on your lap, talking about how she used to eat travelers whole and now she just wants to be the only one warming your bed. It feels almost sweet. Kind of. Until she asks if she can keep the next girl you defeat as a pet. Anyway, the animations sell it hard. Bodies move, hips grind, mouths stretch around you, and there is this satisfying weight in every thrust when you finally fuck your way through a boss that gave you trouble in combat. The way some scenes shift based on how corrupted you are is honestly impressive, even though sometimes the faces look a bit off and I ended up laughing right in the middle of a pretty intense blowjob. The romance side is there, but the game never pretends it is pure. Even the “good” path has you doing oral on a monster princess in a ruined chapel while she whispers she wants you to rule forever, no matter how many souls it costs. I opened the game thinking I’d play a heroic monarch, closed it after making a pact with a goddess who slides into my dreams like a horny Discord notification, and somehow that felt like the most honest version of this world.

Eyvind is not your usual soft twink hero, he is a chunky wolf bastard with scars, attitude and a cock that gets him into trouble faster than his spear. The whole thing starts in this small tavern that looks harmless at first, like one of those generic quest hubs you ignore in other games, and then suddenly it is the most important horny place in your life. Guys come in covered in dust and blood, order a drink, talk about monsters outside the village, and five minutes later they are grinding on each other in the back room, cursing into each other's mouths. The game really leans into that feeling that everyone here is two bad decisions away from sucking someone off behind a barrel. It is very fantasy, but not “serious lore” fantasy, more like “this orc just beat you in a drinking game, now you are on your knees choking on him and neither of you complains.”

You move around that tavern a lot, chatting with rough mercs, mysterious mages, random horny travelers, and every chat can slide into sex if you push it a little. Or if you lose a bet. Or if you lose a fight. Actually losing is pretty hot here, which is kind of evil, because sometimes you realize you wanted to lose from the start. One time I picked a fight with this big lizard guy in the corner, just testing the combat, and the dumb wolf got wrecked in like four turns. Next screen, Eyvind is bent over the table, tail up, getting his ass pounded until you can practically feel his legs shaking, and the lizard keeps talking shit while he pumps him full, creampie dripping down those thick cheeks. And the game is not shy about showing that mess. Same with oral scenes, you get proper sloppy blowjobs, spit strings, tongues, the works. The art is simple but direct, like, it does not pretend to be safe for work, it just wants to make you stare and think “ok, I would absolutely let that bull barbarian use my throat too.”

Outside the tavern you get the adventure side, going into the woods, fighting monsters, doing quests that always somehow end with cock. You pick skills, choose moves in fights, manage your health, but in the back of your mind you know that losing that turn based battle might unlock another filthy scene with a horny beastman pinning Eyvind to the ground. Sometimes I was actually annoyed when I won, because then I only got gold instead of a hot scene with some big brute stuffing him full. And yeah, I know, that is not “correct” way to play, but come on. There is something very fun about watching a proud warrior slowly turn into the tavern’s favorite cum dump, acting tough during the day and then kneeling between the thighs of some muscle bear at night, licking him clean and asking for more. The only thing that pissed me off was this tiny detail with how the tavern counter is drawn, like the angle is weird and it made me crazy every time, but then a horny fox adventurer would drag Eyvind upstairs and I forgot about it. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a classic fantasy RPG with a furry porn comic, spilled some ale on the script, and said “yeah, that is enough, let them fuck.”

Miserable salaryman with busted knuckles and dead eyes, that is where this thing starts. Guy was an MMA monster before, now he just rots in a cubicle, scrolling on his phone in the toilet, pretending to reply to emails while actually checking sex apps and watching pirate cosplay porn on Xvideos. Then out of nowhere, his old violence gets dragged back into the open and suddenly he is doing turn based combat in alleys and warzones instead of turn based meetings. It feels like some weird mix of One Piece fanfic, hentai trainer game, and midlife crisis simulator. One moment he is negotiating combat contracts with a cold mercenary boss, the next he is getting a titfuck from a drunk milf in a motel who has a maid uniform stuffed in her handbag for "work". The game just throws you into this mercenary underworld where everyone smiles like they know you are about to screw up your life, and it lets you manage that screw up day by day like some scuffed sandbox romance management sim that also really wants to show you ahegao.

The wild part is how much of the erotic stuff is glued directly onto the systems. You are not just picking “sex scene 1, 2, 3” from a menu. You do a mission for this pirate-inspired babe who is totally not Boa Hancock but obviously is, and if you mess up the combat, you still get a scene, but it is her sitting on your chest, calling you useless while she strokes you with just two fingers through your pants, slow teasing, no release, then she goes to fuck some higher-ranked merc behind a half-open door and you have to watch. That voyeurism thing hurts way more because it is your fault from earlier in the turn based fight where you tried to go full damage instead of guarding. When you get it right though, she climbs on your lap on the ship deck, half cosplay, half uniform, big tits bouncing, giving deep oral while complaining about your “no plan brain,” and if you choose the corruption options, she starts asking you to choke her and spit on her and eventually lets you creampie her ass while she wears that silly maid headband like it is the most normal thing. I actually laughed when the game let me switch from romantic “are you okay?” to “bend over the table” in the same phone chat log, like some unhinged dating sim.

There is also this whole NTR side that sneaks up. At first you think it is standard harem fantasy, you collect women like pirate bounty posters, from Nico-looking archaeologist type to serious older milf with big ass who runs a maid cafe as cover, and some android sex robot girl who is way too honest in her chat replies. But then the merc leader, this calm bastard, starts “helping” you train. You send one girl to work a side mission, the management screen shows she is "recovering," and later you catch a short animated scene where she is in his office, blouse open, him groping her while she is blushing, saying she only does this to get extra supplies for your squad. The game does not scream NTR at you, it just quietly lets it sit there in the log, like, yeah, she is technically still your girl, but is she? You can corrupt them in your direction too, sure, like putting the shy virgin into a maid uniform and having her kneel between your legs after a successful op, drool running down her chin during a messy blowjob, or making her use sex toys on herself in the shower while you watch from the door. But that little chance that someone else is also touching her, or that she will send you a phone selfie from a bathroom where you notice a man’s hand in the corner, gives the whole harem this dirty, unstable feeling. The game is horny as hell, full of anal, creampies, groping, vanilla sex mixed with BDSM edges, but it always ties it back to your role as this broken ex-fighter trying to control something in a world where even your own women might be getting fucked by someone stronger. And yeah, the AI CG sometimes looks a bit off, like one frame her boobs are too round or a hand is in a weird angle, but honestly, when Nico Robin lookalike is riding you in a maid cafe backroom, tongue out in full ahegao while you grip her hips and slam up into her, you will not care at all.

This Resident Evil parody throws you straight into Lady Dimitrescu's castle, and honestly? The devs knew exactly what they were doing. You're playing some poor bastard who's gotta survive Alcina's "trial" - which basically means getting dominated by a nine-foot vampire mommy and her equally stacked daughters. The turn-based combat system feels clunky at first, like they copy-pasted it from some RPG maker tutorial, but once you realize the real gameplay is about managing your stamina while getting your face buried in supernatural cleavage, it starts making sense. There's this one scene where Dimitrescu pins you against the wall and the camera angle is just... chef's kiss. The 3DCG models look decent enough, though Lady D's proportions are so exaggerated she looks like she'd topple over in real life.

Combat encounters blend into these weird BDSM scenarios where losing actually feels like winning. You'll find yourself deliberately failing just to see what creative punishment awaits. The spanking animations have more effort put into them than the actual sword fighting mechanics, which tells you where the priorities were. Sandbox elements let you explore the castle freely, groping your way through dark corridors while avoiding or seeking out the various monster girls lurking around. Some of the dialogue during sex scenes made me laugh out loud - not sure if that was intentional. The ahegao faces during climax moments are over-the-top ridiculous but somehow work within this campy horror-porn aesthetic.

What really caught me off guard was how they handled the size difference fetish stuff. Tall vs short dynamics play out in every interaction, from handjobs where your character can barely reach to titfuck scenes that look physically impossible. The harem aspect kicks in later when you're juggling multiple supernatural ladies, each with their own domination preferences. Voice acting ranges from surprisingly good to hilariously bad, but the moaning sounds authentic enough. Fair warning though - the grinding gets repetitive and some animations loop awkwardly.