Arcadia looks cute for like two seconds, then the game grabs you by the dick and just doesn’t let go. You open it on your phone “just to check it” while scrolling Twitter or Telegram, and suddenly you’re in this twisted fantasy version of pony land where everyone forgot what clothes are and what “subtle” means. It’s that kind of parody where you can tell the dev actually watched way too much My Little Pony, then asked “ok but what if all of them just wanted to fuck the human guy nonstop”. The male protagonist drops into this fantasy world, pretending to be confused, but honestly he adapts to the constant tits and wet thighs faster than I do when switching from Reddit to Pornhub. The tone is weirdly playful: one scene you’re joking with a smug unicorn, the next you’ve got her pressed against a crystal wall with your cock in her mouth while she still tries to cast spells and fails because you keep making her gag. The writing sometimes feels like horny fanfic you read on some shady Discord, and that kinda works.

At first you just think “ok, pony girls with big tits, I get it”, but the game keeps layering more on top. Some are more human with pony vibes, others are clearly monster girls with hooves, tails, ears, that whole furry tempt-you thing. One unicorn girl starts shy, blushing while you tease her nipples, and three scenes later she’s begging you to fill her up and whining when you pull out instead of creampying her. There’s one milk-obsessed mare that had me laughing because her whole personality is basically “touch my tits or leave”, and she literally floods your chest with warm milk during a titfuck while she grinds on your thigh. The harem vibe sneaks in slowly; you realize you’re not picking one waifu, you’re just collecting them like horny Pokémon. You end up with a room full of horny mares, some fully human-looking with just ears and tail, some very much monster girls, and they all decide group sex is the natural way to “strengthen harmony”. You know, harmony by putting your dick in three mouths and a tight ass in the same evening. There’s a scene where two girls argue which hole you should use first, and the “solution” becomes you fucking one from behind, anal, while the other sits on your face and moans into the pillow. Somewhere in there they talk about friendship but honestly I wasn’t reading the text at that point.

What really got me is how casual the lesbian stuff is. The girls don’t wait for you; they lick each other, share your cum like it’s a game, suck off your shaft together and then make out with your load still in their mouths. One pegasus girl pins the unicorn down, spreads her legs, starts licking her pussy, then looks back at you like “well, are you joining or just watching like a creep?” You slide in behind and suddenly it’s this three-way where you’re slamming into the pegasus while she eats the unicorn out, and you can see her tongue still moving even when she’s whining from how hard you’re pounding her. Anal happens almost too fast, like you blink and a pony girl that was shy in the previous scene is now begging for you to “use her back door” while her friend plays with the cum dripping from her pussy. Some of the transformations are lowkey freaky in a hot way: a sweet mare gets corrupted into something darker, more monster-like, and the next time you see her she rides you hard with glowing eyes and lactation going crazy, milk splashing on your stomach while she grinds your dick into her soaked slit. It’s messy, over the top, sometimes stupid, and honestly that’s the charm. The game doesn’t pretend to be classy. It just drops you into a horny pony fantasy world, shoves huge tits in your face, and lets you fuck everything that moves, usually twice, sometimes while it’s changing shape around your cock.

Kid with no powers, in a school where everyone throws fireballs and mind blasts like it is gym class, already sounds like one of those loser-to-god anime plots, right? Here it leans into that fantasy, but horny and kind of mean in a fun way. You start as this regular guy who gets treated like trash, and slowly your hidden “gift” wakes up. First moments are pretty slow: walking around school corridors, poking at menus, talking with classmates that think they are hot shit because they can melt walls. Then the game starts slipping in the lewd stuff, first really soft. A hand resting too long on your shoulder, a button too low on a girl’s uniform, the teacher bending over the desk in skirt that should be illegal, voice acting just a bit too sultry for normal class. I liked that it doesn’t instantly throw twelve naked monster girls on your face, and at the same time I hated it, because I am an impatient animal and wanted to see someone get filled right away.

The whole school is a sandbox where you wander, bump into events, get in stupid fights and occasionally end up with a schoolgirl in stockings on your crotch. Combat is turn based, like some cheap JRPG clone, but with funny details: one moment you are choosing skills to punch a tentacle beast in the face, next moment the same tentacle beast is pinning a girl to the ground and you are deciding if you finish the fight or leave it a bit longer just to watch the animation. There is this one scene in the training yard with a monster girl “sparring partner” that pretends she is just testing your breaking point, and it escalates to her wrapping around you, riding you slow while barking orders, making you cum inside her as part of the “exam”. The way her voice cracks when she demands another round feels way more honest than most porn games that try to sound all perfect. And then later you see her in class, totally normal, hair up, reading notes, like she didn’t milk you dry next to the lockers. That stupid disconnect is what sold me. Also the MC’s superpower, when it finally pops, is actually busted as hell in both combat and sex, but I will not spoil it, only that multiple penetration stops being a group activity and becomes almost like a skill in your hotbar. Watching the animations where he has one girl on his cock, another on his fingers, a third licking his balls while he still throws energy blasts at some monster in the background is ridiculous, kind of goofy, and honestly exactly what this genre needs. It is messy, horny, and sometimes the pacing is fucked, but I kept checking it on my phone on the toilet, so that probably says more than any “serious review”.

Alex isn’t some blank-slate hero. He’s tired, horny, confused, and still stupidly in love with his wife. The game throws you right into his messages, like you’re scrolling through someone’s private phone. Julia’s texts feel too real - half sweet, half cold - and when she starts posting those late-night blog updates, you can’t help but dig deeper. There’s that sick thrill of spying on someone you shouldn’t, mixed with the ache of wanting her back. You’ll find yourself switching between guilt and arousal faster than you can type a reply. It’s voyeurism wrapped in heartbreak, and it hits harder than expected.

The choices don’t just flip a switch - they twist the knife. One moment you’re convincing her to talk, the next you’re watching her “experiment” with another man while you pretend it’s fine. The game doesn’t hold your hand; it lets you drown in your own jealousy or curiosity. The sandbox bits let you chase different routes: rebuild what’s broken, open the door to other lovers, or just spiral into full-blown NTR madness. And yeah, the sex scenes go all in - no fade-to-black bullshit. Julia’s moans sound like confessions, not performances. Sometimes she’s teasing through the camera, sometimes begging, sometimes letting someone else touch her while you watch, and it’s messy and hot and awful in the best way.

What really got me though was how alive everyone feels. Chad’s that idiot friend who somehow gives good advice between dick jokes. The twins show up later and completely derail any moral compass you thought you had. Monster girls, MILFs, even a shy lesbian side route - it’s all there, tangled in one big horny emotional disaster. The writing swings from romantic to filthy without warning, and I kinda love that. It’s not polished, not safe, but damn if it doesn’t feel human. You’ll hate yourself for caring, then get off anyway.

Public transport wifi is trash, Pornhub keeps buffering, so I ended up poking around this thing instead, and somehow it ate my whole commute before I even noticed. The idea is simple as fuck: you sit in this sleazy casting couch office, you’re the “professional interviewer” with a dick that thinks it’s the main character, and all these famous anime waifus walk in like they answered a shady Craigslist ad. It looks like one of those mobile VN ports you’d secretly tap through on the toilet at work, but it runs smooth in browser and doesn’t pretend to be more serious than it is. Girl shows up, you pretend to ask a few questions, then it turns straight into “how deep can she take it” faster than Instagram shows you an ad after you talk about shoes once.

The fun is how wrong it feels to see characters like Tifa or Asuna trying to play “shy actress” for two lines, then suddenly they’re on their knees, lipstick smeared, eyes rolled up in that full-on ahegao, spitting drool down your shaft while the MC keeps talking like this is some normal HR interview. One minute Kobayashi is awkward and stiff, sitting proper, skirt straight, asking if this is really “just a simple audition.” Next click, she’s bent over the arm of the couch, fat ass bouncing on your cock, glasses crooked, trying to sound professional while you pound her so hard the text box might as well just say “nnnngghhh” for three scenes. I had one run where Froppy came in super polite, stuttering a bit, tongue peeking out, and by the end I was making her swallow every last drop while she’s got cum on her cheeks, tongue out like some horny frog idol who forgot what modesty was. The oral scenes are honestly the best part. They let the camera sit a bit too long on the lips wrapped around that big dick, slurpy sound effects, stupid little bits of dialogue like “it’s bigger than I expected” that should feel cringe but I still clicked next like a clown. Vaginal stuff hits too, especially on the big tits / thick hips girls. Bulma riding you while pretending it’s “for science” made me laugh way more than it should. Her tits bouncing, her moaning into some bullshit excuse about “data collection” while your cock is basically rearranging her brain. And the MC is not subtle. There’s this one moment with Chizuru where she comes in with that rented girlfriend vibe, all polite smile and legs crossed, then the questions slowly get filthier until he’s basically asking “how many times you can cum on camera” and she just kind of gives up and spreads for him. No smooth romance buildup. Just straight to “get on the couch, open that pussy, let’s see if you can handle a creampie on first shoot.”

It’s all very obviously made to be “five minute fun” and yet I kept going through girl after girl like some horny goblin collecting skins in Genshin. The game acts like you’re running a low-budget porn studio, but there’s almost no management layer, just enough fake “casting” talk to justify why Tifa has your cock halfway down her throat. Sometimes that annoyed me. I actually wanted to pick outfits, choose lighting, fail a scene, bully them a bit more with choices. Instead it’s mostly “click line, get lewder, dick out.” But in a shitty way that also works, because when I’m half dead on the metro after work I don’t want deep strategy, I just want Asuna kneeling between my legs and calling me “director” while she drools all over my dick. I kept thinking, “ok, one more girl and I close Chrome,” then suddenly I’m watching Satsuki, who’s supposed to be this icy queen type, riding me with that smug face twisted into a full orgasm meltdown, tits bouncing like crazy, talking about how this is “only for testing.” It’s scuffed, sometimes the dialogue repeats, sometimes the transitions are janky, and at one point I got irrationally annoyed that the interview desk lamp is always tilted the same way. But when you’ve got a screen full of ahegao, cum strings on lips, big asses slapping against your hips, and a parade of famous waifus lining up to “audition” on your cock, that stupid lamp is the last thing you’re actually looking at.