Emily Does It All feels a bit like scrolling the “close friends” stories of some messy college girl on Instagram, except every time you tap there is a choice hanging over her next bad idea. It pretends to be innocent at first, all campus vibes, roommates, group chats, that boring professor who talks too much, and then suddenly you are watching her grind in some quiet corner of the library, pretending to study while Nick’s hand is already up her skirt. And the thing is, you told her to wear that stupid short skirt in the first place, when she was teasing in the mirror and asking “too much?” You know perfectly well it was too little, but that is the fun. Or the problem. Hard to say.

She is not some shy virgin archetype. Emily already fucks, she already enjoys it, and the game doesn’t waste time pretending otherwise. One scene that really stuck in my head is this lazy afternoon on her bed where she and Nick end up in a clumsy sixty-nine. Legs tangled in sheets, phone buzzing beside them with a message from Claire, totally ignored while Emily is moaning with his cock in her mouth and dripping on his face at the same time. It looks hot, but also a bit awkward, like real sex. She lifts her head, wipes her chin, laughs, then asks if she should send Claire a selfie “by accident” while she still has that fucked-out blush. You can go “nah, keep it private” or tell her to lean into her little exhibitionist brain and flash just enough skin that Claire has questions later. And she will. Claire always has questions. The funny part is, sometimes Emily acts like she is all carefree and slutty, but the next day she is sitting in some stupid campus cafe, overthinking a kiss on the cheek from Luke, the neighbor boy with the soft heart and the hard-on every time she bends over to pick something up. You push her to flirt more, she pretends she doesn’t notice his eyes on her tits when she “accidentally” forgets a bra under a thin top. Sure, Emily. Totally accidental.

The sex is not just stuck in bedrooms. There is this corridor after class where some drunk party dare from earlier comes back to bite her. She promised to walk through the building with no panties under a short dress if she lost a silly card game, and you actually let her lose. Later you watch her cheeks burn while a gust of air lifts the hem and some random dude behind gets a full view. You can tell her to pull the dress down and behave, or just let her feel that wetness between her legs grow while she keeps walking, pretending nothing happened. The camera kind of lingers on her thighs, and there is this little detail of her biting her lip, like she hates that she is turned on by being exposed in public. I like that mix, the guilt with the thrill. Though the way the game keeps popping little textbox choices during a hot blowjob breaks the flow sometimes; I was on my phone in Chrome, one hand very busy, and suddenly had to decide if she swallows or lets it drip all over her boobs while he squeezes them. Of course I picked the mess, but the timing made me swear out loud. Also, the sound of the text click is weirdly loud compared to the moans and I will complain about that forever and never adjust the volume, out of pure stubbornness. Anyway, if you want to milk every spicy moment here, best way is to stop thinking like “good route” or “bad route” and just ask yourself at each choice: is Emily the girl who closes her legs, or the one who spreads them a little more and then worries about it later? Because once you start answering that honestly, the story goes to some very fun, very filthy places on its own.

A horny little mess of a game, but in a good way. You start as this very not-heroic guy poking around a warped version of old Greece that looks like someone mashed up a horny mythology book and a Justice League fanfic on Reddit. One minute you’re talking about gods and temples, next minute you’ve got Wonder Woman chained up in what is basically your private sex dungeon, pretending this is all part of some “grand plan.” It pretends to be about strategy and influence, but honestly it’s mostly about how fast you can turn heroines into obedient toys while the game smiles at you like, “yeah, you’re the bad guy, and?” That tone really worked for me. The story acts serious for like three lines, then you’re lining up an anal scene with a legendary amazon and it forgets all about morals.

On phone it actually feels weirdly natural, like a horny text sim that got out of hand. You’re in this loose sandbox where you juggle money, reputation, and girls you’ve broken, and you hop between locations: some temple here, some shady base there, maybe a seedy alley where you catch your next victim in costume. There was this moment where I dragged a certain famous amazon down from her pedestal, literally, by stripping her piece by piece while she still tried to talk about justice. First she’s spitting insults, then your hand is in her hair and she’s on her knees swallowing your cock like she owes you back pay. The transition from proud warrior to cock sleeve feels slow in a good way, but suddenly you’re hitting “titfuck” and “creampie” options and wondering how the hell you got here so fast. And the game doesn’t explain half the mechanics. I just clicked things until she went from “I’ll kill you” to “yes, master” and somehow that felt right for this kind of parody. There’s one tiny UI icon in the corner that keeps wiggling and I still don’t know what it does. I hate it. I will never look it up.

What surprised me most is how often the scenes escalate without repeating the same boring porn beats. One time I forced an amazon to do a slow, humiliating strip in a dusty Greek hall, torches on the walls, her armor dropping one piece at a time. You can choose to just watch and jerk off like some lazy god, or you can walk up, grab her wrists, and turn it into a rough handjob against a pillar while she tries not to moan. Another run I focused more on oral stuff, pushing Wonder Woman to “serve” you on command, mouth open, cum dripping down her chin while she keeps her crown on, like a twisted homage to her superhero look. There’s vaginal, anal, the usual menu, but the fun part is when you mix it with the slavery aspect. Order her to clean up your mess with her tongue after a creampie, then send her back out pretending to still be a champion of justice. The game keeps tossing little sandbox hooks at you, like “send this heroine to work” or “keep her in the cell,” and sometimes nothing happens, sometimes you come back and she’s masturbating in her chains because you broke her too far. Also, the sound is almost nothing and I still wish there was just a tiny sloppy blowjob noise, but whatever, it’s not changing. At least it lets you be a complete bastard in this fake Greek parody world and nobody opens a moral speech balloon over your head.

Storm, wet wood, that weird mix of salt and fear in your throat, and right in the middle of that you’ve got her: this perfect elven wife who still somehow looks holy even with her robes clinging to her curves. The game throws you onto this nameless island like the ocean just spat you out, and suddenly your “happily ever after” feels like a joke with bad timing. It’s not a complicated setup, actually kind of simple, which makes it worse. You, the loyal husband, still trying to act like a hero. Her, the devout priestess who actually believes all that purity talk. And then that guy, Borwin, this sweaty, wheezing sailor with piggy eyes who starts looking at her like she’s the last piece of meat in the world. The whole thing is a slow punch in the gut, because nothing explodes, nobody just jumps into fucking right away. It just stretches. Long glances. His “accidental” touches. Her nervous smile that hangs a little too long. And you get stuck watching, almost tasting that ugly mix of jealousy and arousal in your own mouth, like cheap rum you didn’t mean to drink.

What hit me hardest is how the game doesn’t rush the dirty stuff. First it plays with your brain. They’re sitting close to the fire, he laughs too loud, his hand lands on her thigh, and she doesn’t slap it away. Not right away. You feel that little sting in your chest, like, “hey, that’s my wife,” but you also stare at the screen longer than you should. When he ogles her tits through soaked fabric, it’s not subtle, and she notices, but instead of screaming she blushes and fidgets and pretends she didn’t see. It’s messed up, watching her slowly slide from “holy and untouchable” to “kind of flattered that this filthy bastard wants her so bad.” The corruption is mostly in her expressions, tiny shifts. Mouth a bit more parted when he leans close. Eyes not quite meeting yours. Then the touches change. His hand on her ass when he helps her “climb over a rock.” His fingers brushing along the inside of her thigh while he plays it off like he’s checking a wound. There’s a scene where she’s kneeling in front of him, supposedly “tending an injury,” and the camera knows exactly what your brain is doing. Her face is too close to his crotch, her lips too wet, and for a second the game just lets you sit there wondering if she’s going to use her mouth on him or if you’re just filthy for even thinking it.

At some point the line breaks and you don’t even remember exactly where. One night the priestess who swore her body belongs to the gods is on her back, robe pushed up, legs spread, and the guy filling her is not you. She moans in a way you’ve never heard from her scenes with you, louder, less controlled, like her body finally stopped pretending. Her tits bounce when he pounds into her, her ass lifts up to meet him, and you feel this horrible heat in your gut because the animation really leans into how much she’s getting into it. She grabs his arm, begs him not to stop, and the worst part is how her words sound half like prayer, half like porn. There’s this nasty little bit where he gropes her under the pretense of “warming her up” after a cold night, his thick fingers pushing under her clothes, and she’s shivering but not from the cold anymore. She bites her lip, tries to mumble something about “marriage vows,” but she’s grinding against his hand while she says it. Oral, handjob, full-on fucking, it all comes, just not in the order your pride would like. The game never lets you escape that tight, ugly feeling of watching your “treasure” get taken, then watching her start to want it more than anything you ever gave her. And you know what makes it even dirtier? There’s no choice to fix it, no magic button to “save” her. You’re just there, stuck in your own skin, watching this elf with a big perfect ass and soft bouncing tits get slowly rewritten by a disgusting sailor, and somewhere in the middle of her crying and moaning you realize you’re stroking yourself and hating yourself at the same time.

The main guy in Hot Property looks like the sort of dude who keeps breaking stuff in his own house and then somehow gets rewarded with more tits. That is kind of the whole vibe. It starts out feeling like a silly porn setup you see on TikTok edits, this unlucky guy suddenly getting a shot at some ridiculous situation, and then it keeps leaning into the chaos instead of pretending to be “serious storytelling”. One moment he is trying to act cool and professional, the next he is face first between a huge ass and completely losing control while two girls laugh at him. It feels half erotic, half “how is this idiot still alive”, and that actually works. The game knows it is horny trash and just runs with it. Sometimes it even trips on its own jokes, but it keeps going, like a drunk dude speedrunning Pornhub categories.

When the scenes really start, they do not waste time. You get long, slow teasing with hands sliding over those big curves, close shots of lips brushing skin, the kind of stuff that makes you want to pause and just stare. Then the rhythm jumps, suddenly one girl is on her knees, stroking him while the other leans in and kisses him, and you see the whole thing animated with nice weight to the bodies. It is not “perfect” animation, you will notice little stiffness here and there, sometimes hair moves weird or the loop is a bit too clean, but there is a lot of personality inside the cuts. Breasts bounce heavy when he grabs them, asses jiggle when they ride him, tongues slip in and out during oral, and the camera gets really shameless with low angles. There is one group scene where he is getting his cock sucked while another girl sits on his face and a third one just watches, stroking herself, and the game holds the shot on his overwhelmed expression long enough that you actually feel the comedy and the lust mix together. It almost feels illegal to laugh while you are this turned on. The lesbian bits are surprisingly sweet and filthy at the same time, with the girls teasing each other first, sharing a slow kiss, then going straight to fingers and wet thighs while he just stands there like a background prop until they decide to drag him back in. I do not like the tiny font for the dialogue boxes though, it looks like it came from some random early mobile VN and nobody fixed it. Also I opened Discord once during a loading and when I came back the music glitched for a second, like an old Flash game, which annoyed me more than it should.

The humor actually lands more often than not. Jokes about his bad luck, little sarcastic comments from the girls, weird surreal moments that almost feel like a meme edit placed in the middle of a hentai scene, like “how is this my life” energy. At the same time, the story never pretends to be deep, it just uses the plot as excuse to throw him into more trouble and more naked skin. The big tits are front and center, literally, and the game loves pushing them in the frame, having them pressed together during handjobs, smearing spit and precum on them while he tries to keep a straight face. Vaginal scenes are firm and detailed, you can see bodies grinding, hips slamming, the kind of thrusting that makes you hear the slap in your head even if the volume is low. There is this one oral scene that is honestly better than some full sex moments, the way her cheeks hollow when she goes down on him, then pulls back with a thin line of saliva, smiling like she knows exactly what she is doing to both him and you. It is horny, messy, not very realistic, and strangely charming. Or maybe it is not charming at all and I am just too weak for a dumb protagonist surrounded by horny women who keep calling him out and still ride his dick like it is their job. Hard to tell.

Quiet suburb, horny kid, too many secrets for one cul-de-sac. That is pretty much the whole vibe here, and it actually works way better than it should. You play Evan, this college freshman who comes back home and instantly gets trapped between all these older women with messy lives, horny neighbors, nosy wives, girls who pretend everything is “fine” while they are clearly two orgasms away from burning the house down. The game leans hard into that feeling when you sit at the kitchen table and pretend to read your phone while actually staring at the milf in shorts who bends too slow on purpose. It is less heroic fantasy and more “what if Pornhub tab number 7 suddenly got story and consequences.” You go around this nice little suburb and start noticing things: a blouse that “accidentally” opens too much when she talks to you, a shower you can totally hear through the wall, late night sounds in the next room that are definitely not someone watching Netflix. Then it turns into this quiet war of secrets where everyone is cheating on someone or at least thinking about it, and you are right in the middle with a hard-on and too much free time.

What I liked is how horny it is without pretending to be classy. When Evan gets caught staring at a woman’s legs, the game does not turn away, it lets the moment breathe. You get to be a creep, in that voyeur way where you peek through doors or watch from the window, but it feels… believable for a frustrated teen who suddenly finds himself surrounded by lonely wives and girlfriends who are not happy at home. There are scenes where a bored milf lets you get too close while her husband is in the next room, you can see her toes curling on the floor when you touch her, and the game really enjoys the small details like that. If you are into watching first, touching later, this hits. There are early bits where you only see her touching herself in secret, or she “helps” you with a quick handjob that is supposed to be “just once.” Then it escalates, and by the time she is on her knees taking you in her mouth and swallowing like she has been starving for it, you already know she will lie to herself the next morning. The actual sex is pretty raw: messy oral, sloppy spit, thick creampies where you stay inside too long, her squeezing your hips to keep you buried so deep that you feel almost guilty. Almost. Some scenes even play around with feet in a way that surprised me: not a fetish lecture, just her lazily working your cock with her soles while she smokes and looks bored, like she has done this a thousand times and you are just another bad idea. It is kind of hot and kind of depressing, and that contrast makes the whole thing feel more real, like Pornhub and a sad indie movie stuck in the same browser tab and refusing to close.

Lewd Piece feels like someone smashed a horny fanfic archive, a janky phone RPG, and a cosplay convention together, then sprinkled it with just enough pirate logic to pretend it all makes sense. You are “captain” in the same way Odysseus was a loyal husband: technically true, but every scene is trying to seduce you away from whatever moral compass you had. One moment you’re choosing skills like you’re in some budget Persona menu, the next moment you’re staring at Nami’s tits squeezed into a maid uniform, offering to “help with inventory” while clearly meaning your dick. The game leans hard into that trainer fantasy: you’re not just managing a ship, you’re adjusting how obedient, perverted, jealous, or teasing your crew becomes, like a horny social link chart. I had this moment with Robin where I picked a dialogue option that looked harmless, just some smart-ass joke about ancient stones, and suddenly she’s pressing her big ass into my lap in the cabin, asking if you “need a practical demonstration about friction.” The writing is not subtle. It doesn’t want to be. It has the same energy as those old hentai OVAs where they pretend to care about plot for 20 seconds, then cut to a titfuck in the engine room.

What really killed me is how the game pretends to be about treasure, but the only treasure that matters is which scene you unlock next. You get these little sandbox vibes on mobile: hopping between locations, hitting the maid cafe “disguise” event, messing with your pirate harem schedule like you’re running a very horny calendar app instead of a ship. There is combat, turn based stuff, but half of the time I’m just clicking through because I know the real prize is when Boa Hancock shows up later with a “training session” that is literally her in maid cosplay riding you and calling it a lesson in loyalty. The sci fi twist with sex robots sneaks in like a shitpost someone forgot to delete: one second it’s pirate romance, next second you’re in a hidden lab deciding breast size in a character creation menu for a robot maid who calls you “captain” while giving a handjob, eyes rolling into full ahegao. It should feel totally wrong, but in erotic games logic this is exactly right. The cheating stuff is there too, quiet but sharp: you’re promising romance to one girl, then sneaking oral sex from another behind a door while your crew walks outside. The game even leans into voyeurism with scenes where you “accidentally” spy on Nami sucking someone off in a corridor, only for the script to twist it and put you in that place next time. It’s parody, sure, of One Piece and of dating sims and of all those grand adventure stories, but it’s also very clear what the real adventure is: every choice slowly shaping a crew that exists to tease you, fuck you, and trap you in a lewd little management loop where the biggest boss fight is trying not to open the gallery again.

Morty wakes up in some fucked up parallel universe where everything looks kind of familiar, but just wrong enough that you know the writers were horny first and logical second. You’re basically walking disaster Morty, trying to find a way back home while getting dragged into every kind of sexual mess the multiverse can cough up. One minute you’re arguing with a tentacled thing that technically counts as “alien biology”, next minute you’re balls-deep in a cosplay version of someone you absolutely recognize, pretending it’s not fanart gone too far. The game leans hard into parody, not subtle at all, just full-on “what if this character was naked and way too into you” energy. Half the fun is just waiting to see which familiar face turns up to humiliate you, seduce you, blackmail you, or all three in the same scene.

What actually surprised me is how often the choices matter in a small, petty way. Like, you pick the “coward” dialogue option in one early blowjob scene, and ten minutes later you’re getting teased for being a virgin pussy while someone uses your face like a chair. There’s a strong rhythm of “do something stupid, get rewarded with pussy anyway”, but the route you take changes the flavor a lot. Sometimes you are the pathetic Morty getting mind controlled into licking boots, sometimes you flip it and abuse a bit of leverage to push a milf into begging for your dick while you pretend you’re not into it. The game jumps from sleep sex to masturbation to lesbian side scenes, and half the time you just stumble into them while trying to act like a responsible protagonist. There’s group scenes that feel like someone took every wet dream from a subreddit and threw them into one room: twins riding you, another girl sucking your balls, someone in the back getting spanked, and if you blink you miss the footjob in the corner. They even go into pregnancy stuff and bukkake, and the game doesn’t stop to ask if you’re okay with it, it just goes “yeah, this is happening now”.

My favorite parts are the stupid little animated loops where barely anything happens. Like, the camera just stays on a slow titfuck while a character keeps talking shit, calling you a loser even as she’s painting your chest with milk. Or a scene where Morty is under some half-assed brainwashing and slowly realizes he’s jerking off on command, with a tentacle wrapped around his leg “just for stability” while an older woman watches and pretends it’s a science experiment. There’s a really nasty NTR edge in some routes, where you watch another guy pound a girl you were trying to romance, and the game rubs it in with close shots and sarcastic dialogue instead of dramatic music. Anal, oral, toys, multiple penetration, it’s all treated like regular Tuesday. Sometimes it’s clumsy, like a foot fetish bit that looks like it was added late and never tweaked, the angles feel wrong and the pacing is off, but it still kind of works because the whole thing already feels like a horny fan project that got out of hand. You jump from gentle teasing to hardcore bdsm spanking in two clicks, no build up, no “character arc”, just horny chaos guided by your half-bad decisions. The writing swings between actually funny sci-fi jokes and weird grammar, then back to sharp blackmail lines that hit harder than they should, and honestly, that messy tone fits the story of a kid thrown through universes where everyone seems more interested in his dick than his survival.

Horny trivia brain here, and this thing feels like someone smashed a dating sim into a porno quiz where the right answer is always “yeah, I'll watch that too”. You start out in this school vibe where everyone pretends to be all pure and innocent, but the game is just waiting for you to poke around and catch them doing filthy shit when they think nobody’s watching. One girl acts like the perfect virgin honor student, blushing if you even say “kiss”, and five minutes later she’s on her knees in a deserted classroom, drool on her chin while she tries to deepthroat a guy she swears she “doesn’t like like that”. Another scene, you’re peeking through a half open door at a so-called tutor session and the “lesson” is very clearly a slow, sloppy handjob under the desk while the teacher pretends nothing is happening and keeps writing on the board. Of course the game lets you sit there, watching that hand move faster and faster, like you’re the world’s creepiest proctor.

Strangest part, the sandboxy structure actually works with the horny quizmaster in my head. Your brain goes: “Alright, who’s getting stripped today?” and the game basically goes “correct, here’s the shy girl losing her clothes piece by piece because she lost some stupid bet”. Skirt tossed over the chair, bra hanging from the ceiling fan, panties pulled down to her knees, and she’s still trying to cover her big tits with these tiny shaking hands. Half the fun is that you pick which route to click next and it feels like you’re jumping between channels on Pornhub, but every channel is the same messy group of people fucking up their lives in different ways. One guy’s romantic route looks all sweet at first, hand holding under the table, tender kisses behind the gym, then suddenly you’re watching his girl riding someone else’s huge cock in the locker room while he’s searching the halls for her. Game even lets you decide if you wanna see that kind of betrayal or just pretend she stayed loyal and only sucks your dick in the bathroom stall, trying not to moan too loud because there’s a teacher outside.

It is pretty funny how often the camera lingers on asses though. Big asses everywhere. Bending over to pick up a dropped pencil, to “look for something” in the locker, to pretend they didn’t notice you staring. One black dude shows up and the whole mood changes, like the game is whispering “pop quiz: how much can she take?” and suddenly the petite girl who was scared of just kissing is getting her throat used like it’s some kind of warm toy. He grabs her hips, her ass jiggles, and you can tell she’s way out of her depth, but she keeps going, probably because you pushed her down that path six clicks ago. Sometimes you swap between different protagonists and that actually confused me at first, because I thought I was still the same guy when I walked in on a blowjob scene… then realized I was now the dude getting cheated on, not the one being sucked. That little punch in the gut is kinda hot, kinda annoying. Also the text speed in one scene is weird as hell and I kept trying to click past one line that just refused to go away, like it was taunting me. But hey, the animated thrusting looks good enough when you finally get to full on vaginal, thighs slapping, her tits bouncing all over the place, and she clings to whoever it is like this is the only dick she’ll ever need. Which is obviously bullshit, because three scenes later she’s grinding on someone else while pretending she was “saving herself”. Peak school romance energy right there.

Luna looks like the kind of girl you see on Instagram explore by accident and then your thumb just stops. City hair, city makeup, that kind of walk that says she knows how to move in tight jeans. Except the game throws her into this quiet countryside school where everything feels too slow and too close at the same time. You feel it in small stuff: how her skirt brushes her thighs when she sits on this stupid wooden chair that looks like it hurts, or how her blouse clings to her chest when it gets a bit hot in the classroom. The art really leans into fabric and skin touching. Like, when she crosses her legs at the desk, you can almost feel how rough the school chair is against her ass and how her stockings pull tight behind her knees. It’s not just “big tits, big ass, ok done”, more like the artist is obsessed with how her body presses into everything around her. I kinda relate. I use my phone with haptics on max and this gave me the same weird brain tickle, just visual.

The choices hit different because they’re not these huge dramatic moments. Sometimes it’s just Luna alone in her room, phone screen lighting up her face, and you pick if she scrolls through boring school group chat or some horny site that clearly isn’t TikTok. When she starts touching herself, the animations focus on fingers and tiny movements. Her thighs tensing, the way her hips lift just a little when she finds the right spot, that wet sheen on her lips when she bites them. It’s not subtle at all, it’s totally horny, but it feels more like you’re watching her discover how sensitive her own body is instead of some fake porn loop. There’s a scene where she quietly masturbates under her duvet while her mom is in the shower down the hall, and the sound design is weirdly nice. The soft rustle of sheets, that sticky little slick sound when she speeds up, the shower running in the background. Only thing that broke it for me was one moan that sounded like it was recorded in a closet on a Blue Yeti, and now I can’t un-hear it. I paused the game and checked my Spotify just in case something else started playing. Nope, just Luna being a bit too loud in one line.

I keep circling back to the way the game handles her mom, actually. Milf tag is there, and yeah, they milk it, pun intended. She’s got this tight house outfit that really should not be legal around a teenage girl’s classmates. There’s this scene in the kitchen where she leans over Luna to grab something from the top shelf and her top rides up just enough that you see a strip of soft belly and the outline of her bra digging into her skin. Nothing explicit happens right there, but my brain filled in a lot. Later, when things go more explicit, you get oral scenes and deep thrusting that end with warm creampies, and the animation pays attention to how bodies connect. Hips bumping, her ass jiggling when he pulls out too fast, that little twitch in her legs when she’s already sensitive and he keeps going. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like it jumps from slow teasing to “ok she’s taking it raw now” in one click, but then there’s this moment after where you see cum slowly leaking out of her and dripping onto her inner thighs, and it just… slows everything down again. It’s messy, a bit unpolished, some dialogue feels like Google Translate had a stroke, but I kind of like that rough edge. It matches Luna, actually. She starts as this polished city girl, but the more you push her, the more smudged lipstick, sweaty hair stuck to her neck, panties pulled aside instead of properly off. The game feels like that too. Not clean, not perfect. Sticky in a good way.