You wake up on this fucked up pretty island, sand in your mouth, dick half hard for no reason, and the first thing that happens is a girl with a soft voice leans over you and you’re not sure if she wants to help you or eat you. Not in the romantic way. Her smile looks sweet, but her fingers are glowing, and the game just goes “yeah, everyone here has some kind of power, good luck, champ.” From there it feels like a horny point & click fever dream where you keep thinking “ok I’m safe now” and ten seconds later you’re in a hut with a woman old enough to be a MILF, kneeling in front of you and telling you to open your mouth if you want to live. You can choose not to, sure, but I did not come here to be the polite survivor. You poke around the island, click on things that don’t look important and suddenly you’re in a long teasing scene where she keeps pulling her lips back from your cock every time you twitch, acting all innocent like “hmm, you like that?” while your character’s still supposed to be some confused virgin who just crashed his whole life. It’s kind of funny actually, he pretends he has morals, you pretend you’re going to pick the noble choice, then you hit the most depraved option anyway.

What I liked most is that the island isn’t just a hallway of porn scenes. You wander off a path and end up in this weird clearing where a monster girl is lounging in a pool, eyes half-lidded, pretending she doesn’t care you’re staring. Then she casually mentions she could crush you with one hand, but if you worship her properly she might fuck you instead. The moment where she pushes your head down, thighs tight around your ears, and you hear that wet, sticky sound in your headphones while she talks shit about how weak human boys are… that’s the kind of thing Sensual SFX lovers live for. Her breath has that heavy, close-mic’d rasp, you hear spit strings, tongue flicks, little gasps when you finally hit the right angle. Meanwhile some scenes are oddly quiet, like one blowjob with barely any slurping at all, just a bit of lip noise and that’s it, and I kept thinking “come on, I’ve heard more wetness in a TikTok ASMR clip.” The power trip parts are nice though. You start off like this lost idiot, then as you learn more of the island’s tricks you begin talking rougher, grabbing hair, pushing them down on your cock, fucking them properly instead of just being teased. There’s a bit where you push a woman against a rough stone wall, slide into her, and she’s half moaning half arguing with you in this shaky voice, and the game just lets the scene breathe, no rush, just slow, deep thrusts and her begging you not to stop even while she pretends she still has control. It feels messy, hot, and a little dangerous, like you shouldn’t be enjoying this as much as you do.

Back to the old town, back to the same boring streets, same ugly supermarket, same shitty laundry basket that never gets empty, but suddenly you have this one thing on your phone that is absolutely not boring at all. You play this guy who comes home after being away, supposedly more “mature”, but honestly he is still a horny idiot who stares at big asses like a teenager. And of course the first person he reconnects with is the “very close” girl from his past, who is not really just a girl, if you know what these sites like. Thick tits, big ass that looks like it exists only so someone can spread it and go straight for the backdoor. She starts all innocent, almost shy, like she’s still this pure thing, and you can just feel the game waiting for you to ruin that nicely. Corruption here isn’t instant, it’s this slow slide where one day she blushes when you watch her bend over, and later she is grinding on your lap while pretending she doesn’t know your cock is hard under her. Sometimes she plays dumb, sometimes she gives you this side look that basically says “yeah, I know what I’m doing, keep going.”

The thing that actually killed me is how much the nerd friend on the phone sounds like that one guy in every Discord who never touches grass but somehow knows every porn trick possible. He keeps texting and calling, throwing advice like “no no, you need to get her used to fingers first” or “she’s still a virgin there, take it slow.” Half of the time I had to pause because my kid walked by and this bastard is yelling out of my speakers about lube. The game is a sandbox but not this stupid empty one. You wander around town, you check your phone, you trigger events, you mess up dialogues, go back, try to be more dirty or more sweet. Sometimes she reacts better when you push a little, sometimes she shuts down and you gotta dial back and pretend to be a good guy. And when it finally goes to anal, holy shit, they go all-in. Animated scenes that actually move, not just lazy loop, and the sound is filthy. Squishy noises, panting, that breathy “it hurts… don’t stop” mix that hits straight in the brain. Creampie in her ass looks thick and sticky and wrong in the most perfect way. I was sitting on my chair like a teenage boy hiding Pornhub on second monitor while my washing machine is screaming in the background.

I liked how she still acts like a good girl on the surface, wearing normal clothes, not this plastic pornstar style, but the more you push, the more she starts asking for it. One time I picked the more “respectful” option and the game still twisted it so she ended up with her ass high in the air on the couch, saying something like “if it’s just there, it doesn’t count, right?” and my brain just shut off. The twins in this are… wait, I actually wanted to complain about something. Yeah, the phone sound when the nerd calls is annoying as hell, this sharp little ping that woke up my screen while I was trying to sneak a quick session in the kitchen with Spotify still running in background. Had to alt tab from Chrome so fast I almost closed the whole thing. I wish there was more difference in how she walks after you wreck her ass, she acts totally normal even after you stretch her wide open, like “ok, thanks, I’ll go make coffee now,” which is bullshit but also kind of funny. And I still keep opening it again, saying “only 5 minutes” between chores, then I’m back making choices about where to cum, on her tits or stuffed inside her ass, pretending this is just “checking something quickly online.” Anyway, if you like that feeling of taking someone who starts as a shy, almost proper girl and slowly turning her into your anal addicted toy while some perverted friend on the phone cheers you on, this thing hits way too hard. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

High School Days throws you straight into that horny teen chaos where everything feels like a bad decision and the right one at the same time. You’re this transfer student stuck at grandma’s place while your parents try to not kill each other, and instead of acting like a responsible kid, you basically start a city-wide harem project by accident. The tone is funny and kinda stupid in a good way, like those old Newgrounds games you played hiding the browser tab at school, except here every girl has an actual mini story and not just “click here for boobs”. One moment you’re helping some shy quiet girl with her homework, next moment she’s under the table giving you a sloppy blowjob while the teacher is two meters away. The cousin thing is wild too: she starts off acting like she barely remembers you, then she shows up in this tight top with insane tits and you’re like “ah yeah we’re definitely not doing family-friendly here”. There’s a scene where she teases you on the couch, her bare feet sliding up your leg, and by the time she has her toes around your dick, the game makes you click through every little movement, which sounds annoying but somehow it made me way more into the scene than I expected.

Stuff escalates fast once you figure out how the date sim loops work. You move around town, bump into girls, grind affection, grind stats, grind… everything. Some of the routes lean more sweet romance, losing virginity with candles and soft moans and all that, but others are straight-up degenerate and the game doesn’t pretend otherwise. There’s a “good girl” who looks like the perfect waifu and then her route flips into full-on femdom where she has you naked, kneeling, licking her asshole while she calls you her “study pet”. And because of the animated scenes, you actually see her sit on your face, her hips rolling, your tongue getting used like a toy. The rimjob, footjob, blowjob, vaginal, anal, squirt, all that is not just “text says it happens”. You watch the hips bounce, the cock twitch, the cum spray, in a simple comic style that somehow hits harder than more realistic stuff. I swear there’s this one threesome in the locker room, where you’re banging one girl from behind while the other sits on your face, and the loop of her tits jiggling is like, accidentally hypnotic. I stayed on that scene way longer than any normal human should. The funny thing is, the game tries to act like there’s some deep emotional drama, family crisis, “coming of age” stuff, but five minutes later you’re peeking through a window watching a milf ride a tied-up slave boy and you’re mostly thinking about how to trigger that route for yourself. It’s messy, horny, kind of trashy, and yeah, the pacing jumps around like a broken Spotify shuffle, but when a blackmail scene hits and the girl is forced to jerk you off while glaring and calling you a bastard, you completely forget you were supposed to care about exams or feelings or whatever.

Argleton looks like some sleepy small town from those old Facebook farming games, but it feels more like your horny browser history got stuck inside a dating sim and started breathing. You just show up there, like it is normal that a whole city is cut off from the world, and nobody questions it. People just flirt, joke about weird stuff, and somehow every second “innocent” chat at the coffee shop ends with somebody talking about dicks or chakra or some Marvel-level mutation. It has that lazy sandbox feeling, where you’re supposed to “relax”, but every click wants to drag you into another scene with big tits in your face and a choice like “be a gentleman” or “bend her over the sink”. Sometimes both. Sometimes you pick the “nice” option and somehow still end up with her riding you in POV while making ahegao like she is trying to catch flies with her tongue.

What kills me is how the game pretends it’s all just goofy humor and slice of life, then suddenly you are in a cosplay bar talking with a Milf dressed as Chun Li, and she is asking if you prefer anal or titfuck while she strokes you under the table. You think, “ok, it is just chat teasing”, and then she pulls your cock out and starts a handjob in full view, like exhibitionism is just Tuesday here. The dialog tries to be funny, sometimes it really hits, feels like a dirty Reddit comment, sometimes it sounds like Google Translate had a stroke, which honestly fits my soul. I played on my phone in a bus with brightness too high, and of course that is exactly when some X‑Men lookalike mutant girl is sucking me off with glowing eyes and the guy next to me pretends he does not see. The animations are not Hollywood, but when a girl with thick ass bounces on you, tits jumping all over, it’s enough. Creampie shots look sticky and rude, in a good way. Then ten minutes later you are just clicking around town map again like nothing happened, stalking icons like Instagram stories.

What really messed with me is how many different flavors of horny they cram in without making a big speech about it. One scene you are giving a shy virgin a soft first-time vaginal sex in romantic candle light, POV, trying not to scare her, then later you are spanking a cosplayer dressed as Kitana, pushing a dildo in her while she laughs and begs for more. There is a lesbian thing in the park where two girls start groping each other for “practice” and drag you in like a living sex toy. A Milf neighbor with big tits uses “yoga” as excuse to grind on you until you accidentally cum on her feet and she just shrugs, wipes it, and offers a footjob “to relax you properly”. Some storylines are sweet, almost too wholesome, romance and dates and small talk, and then suddenly you are choking a girl who asked for more domination, pounding her ass and watching her roll her eyes back. The point and click stuff is simple, you tap, you choose, sometimes you grind money or affection, classic mobile time waster, but with groping in changing rooms and girls sending you masturbation clips at night. I kept taking censored screenshots for my folder and laughing, because half of them look like normal town life, and the other half is just some girl in cosplay costume, spread wide, filled with your cum like that is part of the local tourism program. It should not work, but it does.