Man, this game threw me off right from the start. I opened it thinking it’d just be another messy parody with lazy jokes and pixel boobs, but nah, it’s got this weirdly hypnotic rhythm to it. Like, you’re Morty but not Morty - more like some version of him that’s seen too much hentai at 4 AM and still tries to act chill about it. The writing bounces between awkward teen panic and total degenerate confidence, which somehow works. One minute he’s nervously mumbling about interdimensional nonsense, next he's elbow-deep in something that probably violates a few universal laws. And god, the voice lines - half sound like a bad improv skit on Discord, half like someone’s actual bedroom mic confession. It shouldn’t be hot, but it kind of is.

There’s this one scene - can’t even call it a scene, more like a fever dream - where he’s stuck between two portals, both dripping with fluorescent slime, and you’re given this choice that makes zero sense but also feels like the most important decision you’ll ever make. That’s what this whole thing does: makes absurdity feel spiritual. The pacing is off, like purposefully off, dragging moments until you’re uncomfortable enough to laugh or maybe keep clicking because the animations start looping smoother the longer you stare. The control scheme is nothing fancy but you won’t care, because somehow the dialogues keep pushing into taboo, stepping over lines like they’re suggestions, and then circling back into weird emotional vulnerability that shouldn’t land but totally does.

I swear the backgrounds change depending on how bad you feel for laughing during the dark parts. Could be my imagination or just bad memory, can’t tell. The “Rick” version here is unhinged even by internet standards, giving these lectures that start about time travel and end in humiliation kinks. And the “Summer” side stuff - let’s just say it redefines uncomfortable curiosity. I tried alt-tabbing to Spotify halfway through a scene and forgot what song I was even playing. That’s how this game eats time and dignity together, one click at a time.

High school is supposed to be clubs, boring homework and TikTok drama, right? Here you get a futa girl who’s been locked in a chastity belt for ten damn years, walking through the school gate with a hard-on that’s basically a character on its own. She’s been “good” her whole childhood, keeping her secret dick hidden from her foster family, no touching, no release, no late night handjobs, nothing. Day one in her new school she finally takes it off, and you can almost feel the tension snap. The game leans hard into that feeling of “I’ve been starving for a decade, now I’m going to ruin everyone.” It’s not subtle. Teachers, delinquents, shy bookworms, sleepy girls drooling on their desk, even the too-perfect honor student who looks like she’s never even said the word “cock” out loud. They all end up orbiting around her in some way, and you just steer how trashy or “fake innocent” you want each scene to go.

What I liked is that it doesn’t waste time pretending she’s conflicted. She wants to fuck. She wants to creampie. She wants to watch them twitch when they realize that thick shaft they’re grinding on is attached to the “cute transfer girl.” You’ll be creeping into rooms at night, crawling under blankets, pushing panties to the side and sliding in slowly while they mumble in their sleep. The game is really horny about that sleepy little gasp when her body reacts before her brain wakes up, then the moment her eyes open and she realizes she’s full and already clenching. There’s a scene in the nurse office where you fake a fever just to lure the nice school nurse close enough to guide her hand down, and suddenly that “checking your pulse” turns into a sloppy handjob on a futa cock she absolutely should not be touching. And yeah, you can leave her with your cum dripping down her wrist while she’s still telling herself it was an accident. Total bullshit, in the best way.

The 3D style helps a lot for the corruption stuff. You actually see the change in their faces: first timid, then glazed, then full ahegao with drool, tongue out, eyes rolled while you pound them against the window and people walk outside completely unaware. There’s a classroom scene where you sit behind a quiet girl and slowly slide your hand under her shirt while the teacher lectures. You’re groping her tits, she’s trying to take notes, and your cock is poking her back through your skirt. I laughed because it felt like some cursed mix of hentai and actual school boredom. And then later you “help her study” in an empty room and that same girl is voluntarily on her knees, licking the tip, trying to prove she’s not a virgin baby anymore while you pat her head. The cheating angle is nasty too: you fuck a girl while her boyfriend blows up her phone on the desk next to her, the screen lighting up while she moans around your cock. There’s voyeur bits where you stand in the shadows watching a couple make out, then step in and slowly push the guy aside without him even realizing how quickly he got replaced. One thing that annoyed me: the protagonist teases her own dick so much in front of mirrors, stroking and edging, but the game never lets you fail and accidentally cum too early in front of someone. It’s always perfect timing. I wanted at least one horribly awkward, “oh fuck I came in like two strokes” moment. But no, she’s a sex god, apparently. Whatever. The game lives in that constant loop of tease, push, corrupt, breed, sneak away, and pretend nothing happened, then do it all again with someone even more off-limits.

Jade grew up learning two things: hide what’s between her legs, and never trust anyone who smiles too wide when they say “we’re all equal here.” The game drops you right into that kind of world, still aching after a nasty war, where futas were supposed to be holy miracle weapons and ended up treated like walking biohazards. She’s the unlucky one in her bloodline, the first futa born in generations, stuck pretending to be just another pretty girl while her body is screaming the exact opposite. Then someone close to her turns up dead, and suddenly she’s not just trying to keep her secret, she’s stuck doing actual detective work, crawling through the filth of this broken city, knocking on doors, following leads, and trying not to pop a boner every time some soft, curious piece of ass leans in too close during “questioning.” It’s half investigation, half “I swear officer, the suspect tripped and landed on my dick.”

The whole thing feels like the game is trying to seduce you and then insult you at the same time. One minute you’re in a tense scene, talking to this icy noblewoman who clearly thinks futas are monsters, and the next she’s on her knees, lipstick smeared, trying to pretend she isn’t moaning when Jade buries that cock down her throat. There’s a lot of that push and pull: girls who act disgusted and then end up begging, twins who “only fool around with each other” until Jade walks in and ruins that promise in about five seconds, a shy virgin type who swears she’s straight then melts the first time she gets her face sat on. When the game wants to go all in on lesbian stuff, it really goes for it, all tongue and fingers and messy grinding, wet thighs and shaky breathing, the kind of scenes where you can almost hear the bedframe complaining. And then sometimes it just decides, no, you’re getting your soul emptied right now, have a futa pounding some cute thing into the mattress, creampie dripping out while she blushes and tries to keep eye contact. It’s not elegant, it’s just hot and awkward, like real bad decisions.

What caught me off guard is how much the story keeps poking at Jade’s identity while it’s also busy drowning everyone in sex. She’s not some cool, confident porn goddess. Half the time she’s flustered, trying to do serious investigation stuff while her cock is literally twitching because the witness has thick thighs and zero concept of personal space. There’s this one interrogation where she’s supposed to be getting info about the murder, but the suspect’s a trapped, pretty-boy type who looks more like a runaway idol than anything, and it slowly turns into Jade humiliating him, making him stroke her while he whimpers and remembers he was “totally straight” yesterday. The game doesn’t care. It just leans into the corruption, the “I’m not like that” girls who turn into full-on sluts for Jade, the mouthy racist guy who ends up taking it just to keep his deal, the proud lady who swears she’ll never kneel to a futa and then literally does it, dripping on the floor. It’s not gentle, sometimes it’s rough and mean, and then randomly you get a scene where Jade is weirdly tender, holding a pregnant lover’s belly and kissing her, like she’s scared to break that small warm moment. And anyway, I still don’t understand why one NPC’s phone UI looks exactly like old WhatsApp while everyone else has some fake chat app, but it bothered me the whole time and I kept checking it every scene and then forgot what I was talking about.

New Antioch feels like somebody took a brutal dark fantasy, smashed it into a porn game, then asked, “ok, but how much filth can we cram between all this blood and rusty armor?” You play as Mateo, this cold bastard enforcer everyone whispers about, the guy nobles send when they want someone broken, not just beaten. On paper you’re a loyal dog of this dusty mining province, stomping around a dead world that never really recovered from the last time humans fucked everything up. In practice you’re sneaking into the capital with a grudge, a hard-on, and way too much freedom to ruin people’s lives. One moment you’re ankle deep in corpses after a raid, the next you’re in some torchlit room humiliating a noble milf who has more jewelry than self-respect, riding your cock while begging you not to tell her husband. The game never pretends to be wholesome. You get romance, sure, but it’s the kind where you might pull a girl’s hair while she’s choking on you, then later actually feel weirdly protective when she flinches at someone else raising a hand.

The sex scenes are wild, and not in the “oh cute missionary with soft music” way. There’s a virgin priestess shaking so hard she can’t even guide you in, bleeding a bit while you slowly push deeper and whisper the most rotten shit in her ear. There’s a smug monster-looking thing you thought would just be a boss, but then you realize the “victim” chained near it is actually into it, and you end up watching way longer than you should, jerking yourself off like some pervert in the shadows. One of my favorite bits was this drunk, foul-mouthed older woman running a rundown tavern near the city walls, brown skin, messy hair, big ass. She pretends she hates you, spits insults, but when you corner her in the back room and tell her you know about her little smuggling side business, suddenly she’s on her knees, slurping you like she’s been waiting all year for that threat. The game gives you lots of those ugly little power moments: blackmail, humiliation, rough sex where you grab hips hard enough to leave bruises, or shove a girl’s face into the mattress while she moans that someone might hear. There’s even some twisted netori flavor when you bang a knight’s “pure” fiancée while he’s out dying for his banner, then smile at him later like nothing happened, still remembering the way she clawed your back and begged you to cum inside. It’s cruel, messy, unromantic and somehow still has these rare scenes where someone kisses you soft and nervous, and for a second you almost forget this whole world is just rotting slowly into dust.