There’s this white‑haired guy, looks like he escaped from three different games at once and got stuck in a horny fanfic, and somehow it works. You’re in his skin, mostly in first person, which hits different when Furina is breathing too close and 2B is giving you that deadpan “I could kill you or ride you, haven’t decided” stare. It plays like a romance VN that forgot to be shy. Instead of slow burn, it’s more like “ok, here’s the awkward flirting, click twice, now here’s her pinning you against a wall because you picked the smartass answer in the dialogue choice.” Half the time I felt like I was scrolling a horny Discord RP that upgraded into something with actual routes and CGs.

What I really like is how the crossover stuff doesn’t feel like a cheap cosplay mashup. Furina still has that drama queen energy, talking like the whole world is watching, and then five lines later she’s blushing while basically begging you to keep touching her. One scene in the fountain area actually made me stop and grin like idiot: you tease her about being “too loud for public” and the game actually lets you choose if you want to keep pushing or back off, and the two paths aren’t just a tiny text swap. On the push route she ends up half sitting on the edge, legs shaking, trying to hold character as the proud archon type while you’ve got your hand between her thighs under the water. On the gentler route she softens so hard it feels like a different girl, hugging your arm and quietly asking if you’ll stay. I kind of hate that the game is this good at making me care and also making me hard. It’s rude.

The 2B content is colder, more clinical, but then she starts to crack. There’s this locker‑room style area where she’s supposed to be “running diagnostics” on your body. It starts all professional, scanning your muscles, posture, whatever. Then you pick the slightly cocky “guess I pass your inspection?” choice and she just kneels, checks how “responsive” you are with her mouth, still talking about efficiency and optimal stimulation like she’s reading a manual, but her lips are getting sloppy and she forgets to keep that perfect soldier demeanor. The POV angle makes it feel way too personal, especially when she looks up and asks if she should prioritize your pleasure or data collection, and you know the wrong answer is going to lock you out of some later scene, yet you still hesitate. The romance side is actually softer than I expected, small hand touches, jealous looks between the two heroines when they think you’re not paying attention. I wish the menus were less clunky though, those tiny buttons feel like mobile game leftovers and it annoys me way more than it should. Also the transitions sometimes stutter for no reason, like the game is catching its breath after the same way you are. But then Furina starts a stupid argument over nothing, 2B calls her illogical, and both of them end up competing to see who can make you cum harder, and suddenly I forget I was going to complain about anything at all.

Emily is that kind of heroine who looks like she should be in some cute, holy church story, but the game clearly hates that idea and keeps throwing her into every dirty corner of this medieval shithole of a town. It starts pretty mild, you know, the usual “lost girl from small village” stuff, she’s nervous, shy, touching herself under the blankets like she’s scared the gods are watching. But the way the game plays with her curiosity is what got me. First time she sneaks a look at a guy getting jerked off behind the inn, the camera sits too long on her face, on her breathing, on her biting her lip. She pretends to look away, you can click somewhere else, but you don’t. You keep her watching. You make her watch. That’s the vibe. The corruption is not fast, it’s like someone slowly opening her shirt button by button in public and telling her it’s her idea.

What I really liked is how the sandbox thing works with her shame. You’re not forced into a straight line. You roam around this town that looks kind of cozy and rotten at same time, and every corner is some new way to push her. Maybe she just wanted to buy fruit and instead you end up with some drunk mercenary “accidentally” groping her ass near the stall, his hand staying way too long. You can back out, or you can have her freeze, not fight, feel that first hot spark between her legs. Then later she’s in her little rented room, pretending she’s just going to sleep, and you have that scene where she sits on the edge of the bed, lifts her dress, fingers shaking, and starts masturbating while replaying that touch in her head. It’s not glamorous porn, it’s messy, guilty, with her whispering “just a bit” and then going way past “just a bit” until she’s grinding on her own fingers like a needy slut. And then the game hits you with a choice the next day, like “do you avoid that guy” or “go the same route again, oops”, and you know exactly what you’re clicking and why.

The oral and lesbian stuff also doesn’t appear as “hey, here is the lesbian route now”, it feels more like her accidentally sliding into it. One time she’s just helping a “friend” wash in the bathhouse and suddenly there is this long, slow scene of soap, hands on tits that are obviously too big for that tiny shirt, two girls pressed against each other, one clearly more experienced, guiding Emily’s hand between her own legs. Emily’s first time going down on another girl is clumsy as hell, she’s trying to copy what she saw guys do through keyholes earlier. You can almost feel her confusion turning to hunger when the other girl moans and grabs her hair to push her deeper. Then like three scenes later she’s on her knees for some smug asshole with armor and bad haircut, licking his cock while trying to keep eye contact because he told her “good girls look up”, and you can decide if she does it like shy, hesitant little thing or like she already knows she likes the taste. Honestly I hated the fetchy “go here, click this icon again” loop sometimes, it gets grindy, but then you suddenly unlock a new animation with her big ass bouncing up and down on some guy in a dark alley and you forget you were annoyed five minutes before. It’s that kind of game where you tell yourself “ok, last event” and then you’re still there, making her sneak out at night just to find someone else to use her. Shame turns into habit, habit into hunger, and the town becomes one big stage where she keeps learning she was never as innocent as she thought.

Angst feels like watching a couple in their thirties crack open their marriage with a crowbar instead of a key, and then somehow still trying to make it romantic. You’re in Miles’ head most of the time, which is both hot and kind of pathetic in a good way. He has this fantasy of other guys fucking his wife, Claire, and the game doesn’t waste much time before that stops being just dirty talk. What caught me is how normal they look and act at first. They sit on the couch, talk about work, kiss like they’ve done it a thousand times, and then suddenly he’s asking her if she ever thinks about other men. That whole scene at the kitchen table where she keeps tracing circles on her coffee mug while he tries to say the word “sharing” without choking on it, that one stuck. He’s turned on and scared at the same time, and the game lets you sit in that mess for a while before any dick comes out. Although when the first blowjob scene hits, it really hits. The camera is way too close on her lips wrapping around him, spit shining his shaft, and the little eye contact she sneaks up at him feels way more intimate than the later porn-y stuff with other guys.

The sex with other men doesn’t come across as some wild party at first, it feels awkward and wrong and hot, in that order. There’s one scene where Claire is on her knees in front of another guy in a hotel room, and Miles is pretending he just wants to watch, but the game keeps cutting to his clenched jaw more than her sucking. You get these dialogue choices where you can push her to go further or pull back, and they’re just a few words, but they completely flip the vibe. When you tell her “Open wider, show him what you can do,” and she looks unsure for half a second then takes him deeper, gagging a bit, you feel powerful and like a total piece of shit at the same time. Later there’s a creampie where she’s riding this dude, moaning his name, and Miles is stuck on a chair like a side character in his own marriage. The moment he realizes the guy is about to cum inside her and he doesn’t stop it felt nasty in a way porn usually skips. The hot part is her hips grinding down, taking every drop. The fucked up part is the silence afterward, when she’s lying there with his cum leaking out and you can tell both of them are trying to pretend this is fine. It’s not even about the swinging or whatever at that point, it’s about that tiny look she gives him like “Did I go too far?” and he still says “You were amazing.” I’m not even sure I liked it, but I couldn’t look away.

This merchant simulator hits different when you realize the "trade goods" include way more than spices and silk. Valencia's got this weird energy where everyone's horny and politically charged at the same time - like walking into a brothel during election season. Your shopkeeper protagonist isn't just counting coins, he's navigating a web of futa merchants, trans nobles, and regular folks who all want something from his... inventory.

The political angle actually works here because selling weapons to rebels while also supplying the crown creates this constant tension that bleeds into every interaction. One minute you're haggling over sword prices with some gruff captain, next minute she's bent over your counter asking for a "personal discount." The AI-generated dialogue can be janky as hell sometimes - characters will switch from discussing trade routes to propositioning you mid-sentence like they're having a stroke. But honestly? That unpredictability keeps things interesting when you're trying to figure out which faction leader wants to fuck you versus which one wants to fuck you over.

Multiple endings mean your choices actually matter, though some paths feel rushed compared to others. The futa content is surprisingly well-integrated - not just tacked on fetish fuel but actual characters with motivations beyond having dicks. There's this one storyline with a trans guild leader that starts as pure business negotiation and evolves into something genuinely compelling, even if the sex scenes feel a bit mechanical. Valencia itself becomes almost like another character - this living, breathing city where your reputation shifts based on who you're literally and figuratively screwing. The fantasy setting lets them get away with some wild political scenarios that would be impossible in a modern context, and the 2D art style keeps everything feeling cohesive even when the writing gets messy.