Mike Oxmaul. Yeah, the name already tells you what kind of dumb horny energy this whole thing is on. He’s a uni kid who’s short in all the ways that hurt a guy’s ego, stuck in a campus full of walking sex symbols and thirsty weirdos, and the whole game just kind of laughs at him while also giving him way too many chances to fuck his way into trouble. On the surface it looks like a chill dating sim sandbox, you wander around, bump into people, poke your nose where it shouldn’t go, but it keeps swerving between “wholesome romance” and “oh wow this is actually kind of filthy” so fast that at some point I just stopped pretending I’d pick the pure routes. One scene you’re trying to hold a semi-normal conversation with a shy virgin classmate, next scene you’re hiding in a locker watching a milf prof get pounded and arguing with yourself if voyeurism counts as studying. It absolutely doesn’t, but Mike will call it research anyway.

What actually sells it is how every choice feels like you’re digging your own grave while laughing. Take the whole cheating and netorare side of it. It starts small, just flirty texts with someone who’s “totally single, promise”, then suddenly you’re the side guy, getting your dick sucked in a campus bathroom while her actual boyfriend is sending her wholesome goodnight messages. Then later, you stumble into a scene where she’s getting used like a toy by some bigger guy and Mike is just there, humiliated, half turned on, half destroyed. The game doesn’t break into a speech about morals, it just sits there like, “yeah, you clicked those options, buddy.” Same with the humiliation and sissification bits: one minute he’s posturing as the big man, next he’s on his knees with a collar on, getting teased by a smug futa or a cruel domme who reads him like a therapist with a strap-on. And the teasing never stops at just “handjob and done”, it loves to drag it out, edging, groping, footjobs that last way too long while he’s trying to focus on some fake “group project” nobody is actually doing. There’s this dumb but brilliant running gag where he keeps telling himself he’s not into being dominated, right after he just licked someone’s toes while they call him “good little toy”. Completely believable, honestly.

Campus life here is like porn Twitter and a bad hentai subreddit crashed into a school setting and no one cleaned up the mess. You’ve got big tit milfs leaking through their shirts, students flashing panties out of nowhere, exhibitionism that’s basically a sport, and then in the middle of that, a random furry girl trying to act like this is a normal dating sim route. Oh, and the lactation and pregnancy stuff? It creeps in slowly. First it’s just “wow, big tits, they bounce”, then there’s a titfuck scene, then some milky blowjob, and Mike’s POV camera is way too close, like the game itself is horny and can’t hold the phone steady. The group sex bits go from clumsy fantasy to full-on bukkake piles, where you’re half lost in bodies and lube and some trans/futa character is absolutely stealing the whole show. The writing will crack a joke, you laugh, and then three seconds later your dick is out again, like, how did we get from banter to anal creampie and sex toys in the ass this fast. Honestly, the only thing that annoyed me was this one looping animation I saw in like three different scenes; every time it popped up again I got irrationally angry and still didn’t skip, which kind of says a lot. It all feels messy, horny, slightly mean, sometimes unexpectedly sweet, and always just a little bit too real about how a guy who’s “coming up short” somehow keeps ending knee-deep in prostitution side gigs, interracial threesomes, and being used as a fuckable stress ball by people way more confident than him. I kept telling myself I’d go for the romance routes and then found myself watching from the closet while someone else made the girl ahegao. Perfectly terrible decisions all the way down.

Whole thing feels like somebody mashed a ghost story with a horny visual novel after binge watching too many Halloween TikToks and then forgot to stop. You’re this guy from the Devos family, old money but with the kind of curse that would make a data chart spike every generation in all the wrong places. Your dad basically treats ancestor trauma like homework: “go back to the haunted apartment, talk to the things that go bump, figure out why our bloodline is fucked.” Not therapy, not church, no, just go live with ghosts that may or may not want to suck you off or eat your soul. Sometimes both. In terms of genre metrics it’s like 60% paranormal romance, 25% horror, 15% “why is my dick hard while this thing crawls out of the wall.” And yeah, the game knows exactly what it is, it leans into the Halloween vibe with that slow build, lights flicker, door creaks, then suddenly there’s a monster girl hovering inches from your face asking really personal questions about what you’re into. You pick dialogue options and somehow “I guess I like oral” becomes a binding contract with a horny ghost that tracks you from room to room.

The pacing does this weird rollercoaster thing. One moment you’re creeping through your old hallway, reading about how your great-great-something banged the wrong entity and broke reality, next moment you’re pinned to the couch getting your soul drained through your cock while she whispers creepy sweet nothings like “you taste like Devos.” There’s proper animation on the sex stuff, nothing lazy: hips moving, tongues, that little shiver when you cum inside and the ghost girl just arches and milks every drop like she’s been waiting a century for this specific creampie. Anal pops up less often but when it does, the game really commits, with that slow push, your character’s breath catching, her eyes glowing brighter with each thrust, like every inch deeper is feeding some old hungry thing. Had one scene where a pale monster girl with way too long fingers pressed your head into her lap, started with gentle teasing, then suddenly she’s forcing your cock deeper into her throat, tears in her eyes but smiling, and the camera angle does this intimate close-up that’s way more intense than I expected. Also there’s a femboi entity that shows up like your browser history manifested. Soft voice, slim body, still a dick under the cute panties. You’re trying to interrogate him about the curse, but his tail is sliding under your shirt, and the next dialogue option is basically “keep talking” while you’re already sucking him off against the cold kitchen counter. It’s messy, horny, weirdly emotional in random spots, and every new encounter feels like another node in this cursed family network where romance, fear and sex all sit on top of each other in one chaotic heatmap.

Clara thinks she is just getting a fresh start, cheap little apartment, new city, simple life. Then you show up in her routine like a quiet problem that keeps getting bigger every night. It starts really soft, almost innocent. A late message. A dumb rule as a joke. “Send me a photo to prove you’re following it.” She rolls her eyes, laughs, does it anyway. You feel her trying to keep control, throwing teasing lines back at you, acting all independent and fiery with that red hair and big mouth. Then the game just keeps pushing the line a few inches each time, and suddenly that “joke rule” is not a joke anymore and she is standing in her own living room, half naked, doing what you say while pretending it’s her idea.

What I liked is how slow and annoying the control creeps in. You’re not jumping straight to chains and “you’re my pet” cringe. It’s more like: “Don’t wear panties when you go shopping today.” and the next scene she’s stuck in a crowded store, blushing like crazy, trying not to think about you watching her through her phone. Sometimes she talks back, swears at you, calls you a pervert. A few clicks later she is sitting on her bed, legs slightly open, following your messages word for word. There is this one bit where you make her keep her clothes on, but order her to describe in stupid detail how wet she is while she begs to touch herself. No reward, just humiliation and frustration, and she still thanks you at the end like a good girl. I hated how hot that scene was. The writing is not “poetic” or whatever, it’s simple, sometimes clumsy, but it fits the whole thing. The dirty talk feels like real chat logs you’d be scared to leave open in WhatsApp. Some lines are cheesy, some are dark, some are straight up mean, and she still keeps falling deeper into you. I kinda wanted more sound here and there, moans or little voice bits, but also maybe that would ruin it, so yeah, I’m contradicting myself.

Romance in this one is twisted in a weird way. It is not flowers and dates, it’s rules and punishments that somehow turn tender in the middle of all the filth. You tell her when she is allowed to cum, how she has to dress, what to call you. At first she’s like “fuck you, I’ll do what I want,” and by the time the corruption really hits, she’s nervously asking if she disappointed you because she came too fast when you told her to hold it. There is a scene where she strips slowly, following a very strict order of which clothes to remove and when, and the camera barely moves, but the tension is insane because every bit of exposed skin feels like something she gave up to you on purpose. When you finally get to actually fuck her, it’s not just random porn banging. You can feel every earlier decision sitting on top of that moment. She is not just getting used, she helped build her own cage step by step, and that’s what makes the vaginal scenes hit harder. The game really likes that male control fantasy, sometimes a bit too much, like it assumes you always want to push her further instead of maybe being soft with her for one night. But then you get a tiny romantic line in the middle of a punishment, like you brushing her hair aside while she kneels, telling her she did well, and it just melts your brain a little. I still wish there was one route where she turns it around and makes you strip instead, but let’s be real, that is never happening here.

Goblins ruining a perfectly smug elf city is already funny, but here it’s horny and kinda mean in a good way. Sylvara looks all proud and pure on the surface, but you can feel right away the place is basically a pressure cooker full of pheromones and bad decisions. You bounce between Lea, Valya and Anneli, and each of them handles the goblin occupation in her own messed up way. One tries to stay the noble heroine type, another is way too curious, and the third gives off that “I’m totally fine” vibe while clearly not fine at all. Every “routine” day is basically a test: go do your tasks, play the good little citizen, pretend you’re not thinking about those filthy green bastards sniffing around… then suddenly you’re hiding in some side alley, panting, wondering how the hell a goblin patrol turned into a full-on breeding session against a wall.

What I really liked is how the game keeps throwing those small, quiet choices at you that feel innocent until they’re not. You decide to train “just a bit more” and somehow end up in a sweaty sparring scene with a goblin who clearly isn’t there for the tactics. You go out to “gather information” and that turns into letting some sneaky little green fuck sit way too close, breathing in that thick pheromone fog while you tell yourself it’s all just part of the plan. Then there are the days where you say screw it, sneak into some guarded room to steal an item, only to get caught and suddenly the whole tone changes. It’s not a fade to black, it’s “you failed” with your wrists pinned, your legs forced open, your dignity leaking away together with everything else. The game loves that slow slide from resistance to “ok maybe just this once” to “shit, I kind of want to lose again.” And it doesn’t hold your hand about it, which is nice and also fucked up. Sylvara keeps going, everyone pretending they’re fine, while you quietly stack more and more depraved scenes in your gallery like some horny little archivist.

Best part though is how the goblins feel both ridiculous and terrifying at the same time. They are ugly, crude, talk trash, spit out insults, shove you around, call the elves “breeding stock” like it’s nothing, and yet you catch yourself leaning into it. One moment you’re proud warrior elf barking orders, the next you’re on your knees with your lips wrapped around some cock you swore you’d bite off if it came near you. The writing flips from “heroic quest to save the city” to “how much can her body take before she breaks” in a blink. Scenes go from awkward teasing, a hand brushing a thigh during a “serious strategy talk”, to full hardcore: goblins slamming into tight elven bodies, spit, tears, cum dripping down pale skin, that raw dominance where they don’t even pretend it’s mutual. And the worst part is how well it sells the corruption, the way the elves start craving the smell, the rough hands, the humiliation. You’ll have moments where you pick something thinking “this is the smart escape choice”, only to realize you just locked yourself into another filthy encounter in a storage room or behind some temple. It’s messy, horny, slightly unhinged, and half the time I felt like I needed a shower, which for this kind of game is basically the highest compliment.

Man, this one’s got that kind of chaotic energy that makes you wonder if the devs were horny, sleep-deprived, or just trying to see how far they could stretch a joke. I mean, one second you’re chatting up Judy Hopps in what starts like a half-forgotten dating sim, next thing you know she’s making small talk about public service duty while you’re basically the least subtle flirt in the digital world. And there’s this café - don’t even get me started. They say “café,” but it’s more like some bizarre hub where everyone’s either making innuendos or arguing about who gets the last piece of cheesecake. The writing swings between charming and absolutely unhinged, like someone put Undertale dialogue through a horny blender.

There’s this bit at the beach - feels like filler at first - but then you realize it’s the dev’s excuse to throw half the cast in swimsuits that defy physics. You notice how some of them blush? Not a normal blush either. The kind of “I know exactly what you’re thinking” blush that makes you check if your camera’s off. And then, bam, out of nowhere, the futa twist hits. No build-up. None. Just dialogue choices that suddenly turn into anatomy lessons. I laughed so hard I hit save mid-conversation, because right after, the tone switches again - soft, intimate, actually kind of sweet? Then five minutes later there’s a public use scene that makes you question if tenderness ever existed. But damn if it isn’t weirdly consistent in its inconsistency.

I do gotta complain about the sound though. One moan clip loops so abruptly it’s like the dev copy-pasted it from a 2005 flash game. Still, I kept playing. Somehow. Maybe it’s the humor? Or maybe it’s that unspoken competition to see how far these crossovers go - like, what’s next, Pikachu as a barista at that same cursed café? Wouldn’t surprise me. Anyway, I kinda hate it and love it at the same time, the same way you hate-watch a reality show and end up emotionally invested against your will.

The thing about this game is that it doesn’t even pretend to be moral. It throws you into this twisted “experiment” where the world’s richest assholes basically turned survival into porn. You’re one of the unlucky bastards dropped on this island where anything goes - violence, sex, betrayal, voyeurism, all of it wrapped in a shiny 3D shell that looks too good for how dirty it feels. The first time I saw the protagonist smirk after “claiming” someone, I laughed out loud. Not because it was funny, but because it was so goddamn wrong and the game knew it. It’s like it’s winking at you, saying, “Yeah, you’re still playing, aren’t you?” And you are. You keep playing. You tell yourself it’s for the story, but then you find yourself zooming in on a MILF character’s animation loop, watching her breathe, and suddenly the story doesn’t matter anymore.

The writing tries to sound philosophical sometimes - asking what kind of human you are - but let’s be honest, it’s mostly an excuse to watch people lose their minds and clothes in equal measure. The DILF character (you’ll know which one) has this voice that could melt a nun’s resolve, and the harem setup is both ridiculous and kind of perfect. Everyone’s too hot, too broken, too willing. The mobile version runs smoother than I expected, though sometimes the camera decides it wants to stare at a wall while someone’s getting railed two feet away. Maybe that’s part of the voyeur vibe, who knows. I didn’t hate it.

There’s this one scene - won’t spoil too much - where you catch two participants going at it behind a broken glass wall. You can walk away, but of course you don’t. You stay. You watch. The game doesn’t judge you; it just lets you marinate in your own filth. That’s kind of its genius. It’s not about being sexy in a clean way - it’s about being human in a fucked-up one. And somehow, that’s hotter than any polished romance VN pretending to have a soul.

This thing feels like someone smashed together a horny dating sim, a crime thriller and the kind of late night loneliness where you’re scrolling Tinder and thinking “if I had magic I’d fuck this world up so bad”. You’re this guy, smart, resentful, totally convinced he’s the main character of reality, and every girl he ever wanted basically treated him like wallpaper. Then he finds this stupidly cute pink notebook that looks like it belongs to a high school girl, not a tool for mind-breaking sex slavery, and suddenly the whole moral compass just flies out the window. You don’t “woo” girls here. You learn what wrecked them inside, write that shit down, and then you tell them how to love you. Or worship you. Or spread their legs and smile while their eyes are half dead and half addicted. Sometimes it’s hot. Sometimes it’s disgusting. Sometimes it’s both at the same time and that messed me up way more than any “normal” porn game, because it keeps asking quietly: “You’re still clicking next, right?”

The girls are not just nameless tits, even if the tits are absolutely ridiculous in that porn logic way, like gravity is more of a suggestion. There’s this monster girl with these soft, curved horns and a tail that looks cute until she wraps it around your leg while she’s on top, riding you like she owns you even though the notebook says you own her. I liked her. I also kinda hated her. She teases you, humiliates you, then suddenly melts the second the command hits and goes from “I’ll step on your throat” to “please breed me” so fast my brain needed a loading screen. Then there’s the detective, Leonor, who walks into scenes like she’s the only adult in a room full of horny teenagers. She’s not there to be your puppet, at least not at first, and when she starts putting the pieces together you feel that tightness in your chest that is not sexual at all. Then the scene changes, her shirt is half open, and now it is. The game is rude like that. It gives you this mystery puzzle about secrets and trauma, then slaps you in the face with a shot of a big ass grinding slowly on your lap while some broken girl moans your name like a prayer she didn’t choose. And all the time this ancient goddess floats around, pretty like some Instagram filter from hell, looking at your choices like she’s bored on a Sunday and you’re just entertainment.

What surprised me most is how often I stopped touching myself mid-scene because the story just turned too real for a second. One girl talks about her “wound” in that notebook sense and it sounded so much like a real ex of mine that my stomach actually dropped, but yeah, I still clicked the option that leads to her kneeling and calling me “master” because apparently I’m exactly the type of trash this game is made for. Then in another route I got mad on her behalf and tried to be kind, only to realize kindness is almost irrelevant here. The notebook always wants payment, and the payment is basically their soul. It’s like a toxic relationship: at first you think you’re in control, then you notice how every “nice” choice you made still had a little selfish rot inside. There’s humor too, weirdly. Some banter is actually funny, like when the protagonist calls himself “God of Romance” with a straight face. I laughed, then I remembered I just ordered a girl to spread her legs over a desk and cum on command after rewriting her memories like a psycho with good handwriting. The 3D models are kind of janky in certain poses and I swear one time a boob clipped through an arm and nobody fixed it. I stared at that mistake longer than I stared at some of the sex, actually. Then I forgot about it when a monster girl climbed into my lap, whispered that she existed only for my pleasure and then, in the next route, looked at me with pure hatred right before I stripped her mind again. It feels less like playing a hero and more like writing a very long, very horny suicide letter for your own morals. I wish the game respected consent more. I also like that it doesn’t. Both are true in my head and that’s kind of the whole vibe: arousal wrapped around shame, tied up with mystery, and the knot never really comes loose.

The loading screen is just a static image of a textbook and a bra d*** over a chair. No fancy animations, no music sting. It tells you everything. This isn't a game about studying. The pixel art is rough, like someone sketched it during a boring lecture, but the proportions on the women are absolutely ridiculous in that specific way where you know the artist had very clear priorities. Massive, heavy breasts that defy physics, hips that could knock over furniture. It's not polished. It's horny on main.

I was clicking through the first day of "classes" and ended up in the library with a professor who's built like a brick house. The dialogue is pure nonsense, something about overdue books, but the scene that follows is a masterclass in titfuck animation. The way the sprite's massive tits just swallow the protagonist's cock, the repetitive squishing sound effect that's probably a stock recording of someone stepping in mud. I don't know why that specific kink hit me so hard here. I've seen it a thousand times in other games, but the sheer unapologetic weight of the BBW character models in this one makes it feel... substantial. Like there's actual mass and heat. The handjob scene with the landlady later has this weirdly detailed close-up of her chubby fingers working the shaft, and I caught myself just staring at the way the fat on her knuckles dimpled. Who focuses on that? This dev, apparently.

The anal scene unlocks way too early and the transition animation is literally just the character sprite flipping upside down. I laughed out loud. But then the vaginal creampie with the MILF neighbor has this oddly tender moment where she cups the protagonist's face, and for a split second, between the janky loops and the over-the-top moaning, there's a flicker of something almost sweet. Then it's back to the protagonist's internal monologue about "possessing" every woman he sees, which is so blunt and sociopathic it circles back around to being hilarious. The mobile port is a mess, the buttons are tiny, and the sound cuts out if you get a notification. I wish there was a gallery mode to just replay the scenes without the fake study sim parts, but there isn't. The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after failing an exam and then finding a stash of 90s adult comics. It's broken in ways that make it better.

Elisa’s campus is exactly that kind of fake clean place where everyone pretends to be serious and half the real action happens in stairwells and locker rooms. She shows up with that perfect cheerleader smile, all glossy and innocent, and then you start poking around her “choices” and realize she’s basically one bad decision away from being the unofficial school toy. Or the one running the whole circus. The fun part is how fast it flips. One minute she’s all shy, doing her stretches on the field, trying to look proper for the coach. Next scene, you push one dialog option a little too far and suddenly she’s on her knees in the locker shower, mascara starting to smear while the guy she was calling “senpai” ten minutes ago is using her mouth like he owns it. The camera really lingers on the spit and the tongue work, by the way. In motion it looks messier than it should and that’s kinda the charm. It’s not trying to hide that this is porn first, college story second.

The school vibe actually matters though. It’s not just “here is a generic classroom, now fuck.” You get that slow humiliation drip. Like, you put her in the shorter skirt for the cheer practice and she does fine in the routine, all smiles and flips, but the real payoff is later when half the team already saw her panties and word spreads. Next day in the corridor the same boys who pretended not to stare are “helping” her carry books, backing her into a quiet corner, hinting they have pics. Depending how confident or submissive you play her, she either snaps back and starts controlling them, making them lick her sneakers while she laughs, or she folds hard. And the game really enjoys showing that fold. Chin tilted down, eyes up, you can practically feel her cheeks burning while she’s being taken against the classroom desk after hours, pretending she hates it while her legs keep opening more. Vaginal scenes hit that mix of sweet and rough, like the pacing was designed by someone who had way too much pornhub and then discovered slow fucking actually works.

What I liked is that Elisa is not locked into one role. People see “cheerleader” and think automatic bimbo, but if you pick the colder answers she becomes this quiet little queen bee, turning teachers into her personal sex toys. There’s a scene where she’s supposed to get punished for bad grades and it just flips. She ends up on top of the guy, riding him until he’s begging, pinning his wrists, spitting in his mouth. Same game lets you go full opposite, by the way. You can have her on that same desk getting face-fucked, makeup ruined, with him calling her a stupid slut for not studying, and she’s choking on his cock while trying to apologize. Oral is very detailed, maybe too detailed if you are watching on your phone in public like an idiot. The 3D look is a bit plastic sometimes, especially on some angles where her ass looks like it’s made in Blender on a coffee break, but when the animation loops hit right, it feels nasty in a good way. And yeah, some dialog feels like it was written with Google Translate at 4% battery, but weirdly that matches the whole “non-native campus porn” energy, so I just rolled with it. The game kinda winks at you in that way: it knows you’re not here for perfect writing, you’re here to decide if Elisa ends the semester as the untouchable goddess everyone worships or the used-up cheer toy everyone shares behind the bleachers, and both routes are dirty enough to stick in your brain longer than they should.