Snow, cold, and horny feelings really should not mix this well, but here we are. Dawn Chorus throws you into this little student science camp in the middle of Norway, stuck in a guesthouse where everyone is a guy, everyone is some kind of fluffy or scaly, and the air is so full of awkward crush energy you can almost taste it. You play as this kind of anxious but curious male student who is trying to start fresh in another country, but of course the past crawls after you like bad Instagram memories. One of the first things that hit me was how “quiet” the game feels at the start. It’s not rushing you. You wake up in that cold building, drag yourself to breakfast, listen to people argue about science projects and coffee, and then suddenly you notice you’re checking out the shape of someone’s tail or the way a guy’s shirt rides up when he stretches. It sneaks up on you. And since it’s all guys around and they’re all animals walking on two legs with their own body language, it gets... very specific. There’s this scene early on where you’re hiking in the snow with one of the boys, and he’s rambling about constellations while your brain is just stuck on how his breath fogs up in front of his muzzle and how close your bodies are when the wind hits. The game loves that kind of slow burning tension, where nothing “lewd” actually happens yet but your mind is absolutely in the gutter already.

It is still a romance visual novel, so you’re clicking through dialogue, picking choices, and trying not to ruin every social interaction like some of us do in real life. Routes split up in these gentle ways, like you stay a bit longer in the common room to play games on a Switch with one guy, or you go help another with his notes in the bedroom where it’s way too cramped for two half-dressed dudes. There’s a hot shower scene that turned my brain into soup, not because it is some wild hardcore porn moment, but because it is that “we’re both acting normal but we’re both staring too long” vibe. And then later, if you picked the right answers, that same guy suddenly lets his guard down at night, tail twitching, voice a bit shaky, and you realise oh, he’s just as pent up and confused as you are. The horny stuff is wrapped in all this emotional fluff, which is weirdly nice. You can absolutely chase the more explicit tension though: accidental touches under the blanket, guys pressing shoulder to shoulder on the couch while you pretend to watch some documentary, the kind of suggestive lines where they say “you’re warm” and it sounds almost like a moan in your head. Sometimes the pacing is a bit slow, like the game wants to talk for ten screens about weather before letting you flirt again, and there were moments where I just spam-clicked because I wanted to get back to the part where I could stare at a cute wolf boy’s wet fur. But then it will suddenly hit you with a very direct, thirsty line or a quiet confession in the dark hallway and it all makes sense again. It’s like a scrapbook of gay furry crush moments in the snow, all taped together with shy smiles, awkward hard-ons, and that feeling of starting a new life where maybe you finally let yourself want the guys you actually want.

This one starts almost like some cheesy camp comedy and then suddenly you’re staring at the screen thinking, “ok, that’s a lot of cock for one girl to handle.” You play this cute summer camp counselor who’s supposed to be doing normal shit like checking cabins, yelling at brats to stop skinny dipping, sneaking on her phone, that kind of thing. Then this so-called Goddess of Fertility shows up, acts all smug and flirty, and drops a “gift” on her that is basically a futa power fantasy mixed with a curse. From there, the tone keeps jumping between goofy, horny and a little bit cruel in a way that actually works. One moment she’s stuttering and covering her new bulge with both hands, the next she’s pinning a stacked milf in a staff storage room and choking on the woman’s moans while trying not to laugh at the stupid camp posters on the wall. I like how the game doesn’t rush that first shock. It lets her walk around with this heavy thing pulling at her shorts, every NPC making comments that feel “too friendly” and the camera lingering just long enough on hands accidentally brushing her crotch or “checking if she’s ok” with way too much touching. The teasing is constant. Nudges, gropes that pretend to be “oops, I slipped,” lesbian kisses that go on too long until she pops a boner against a thigh, then everyone just stares. It feels messy and human, not like porn dialogue copy-paste from some other game.

The fun part, for me, is how the heroine slowly stops being just embarrassed futa newbie and turns into kind of a playful bully without really losing her dorky side. There is this scene where she’s stuck on night patrol by the lake with this huge titted monster girl lifeguard. The girl is part slime or something, skin all glossy, tongue too long, talking in that lazy seductive way that sounds like someone who spends all day on horny Twitter. They start off trading dumb camp rumors, then the monster girl casually wraps her semi-transparent arm around the MC’s waist and slides a hand into her shorts like she’s done it a hundred times. The MC’s reaction is peak: she gasps, calls her a “pervy jellyfish,” but doesn’t move away, just grabs the monster girl’s soft ass in return and squeezes like she’s testing bread. It turns into this sloppy oral scene where our futa hero is getting her cock worshiped by a glowing tongue, while at the same time grabbing the girl’s tits and growling these weird half-confident lines, like she’s trying to sound dominant but still blushing. By the time she finally gets comfortable using that thing, there’s a totally different vibe when she’s dealing with the older camp staff. One of the milfs, the classic “head counselor who pretends to be strict” type, calls her into the office to lecture her about “inappropriate contact with campers.” The MC just walks in, already hard from that voice alone, closes the door with her foot and steps in so close the milf’s ass hits the desk. No words, just hand around the woman’s throat, slow push down to her knees, and she whispers something like “show me how much you care about discipline.” The camera angles here are filthy in a good way, lots of close ups on spit, lipstick smeared on shaft, the milf’s eyes going from offended to needy. She looks almost offended at how fast she gets into it, actually. And because the whole thing is framed like an “adventure” around camp, it’s not just a linear line of sex scenes. You wander, you poke at choices, sometimes end up with a girl grinding on you in a canoe, other times it’s just more slow teasing in the showers, soap sliding down big asses while your character tries not to stare and fails. Some parts feel clunky, like a couple of dialogue lines sound like they were written in a hurry in Google Docs on a phone, but it kind of matches the chaotic energy of a girl whose life just got flipped by a horny goddess and now she’s trying to decide if she wants to be a gentle lesbian, a pushy futa top, or both on the same day. The game itself doesn’t seem sure either, and that’s weirdly hot.

Guy loses everything, tries to take the easy way out, fails even at that, and now he has this smug, sexy voice living rent free in his skull promising him money, power and more pussy than his poor burnout brain can handle. That’s the whole vibe here. It feels like one of those old eroge VN plots where the “mysterious helper” shows up, except instead of a goddess or some random demon girl, it’s his own subconscious talking trash, flirting with him and pushing him to stop being a loser. Half the time she sounds like a horny life coach, half the time like a toxic ex who knows exactly which buttons to push so he’ll go stick his dick where he shouldn’t. And of course, where he really shouldn’t is basically the whole cast. You’ve got stacked older women with that soft mom energy, curvy girls with asses that fill the whole screen when they bend over, and all those “you really shouldn’t fuck her but you totally will” family-adjacent setups that old hentai fans know by smell alone. It’s the kind of game where five minutes after saying “no, I want to be better person” you’re clicking through a blowjob scene with a character who absolutely shouldn’t be kneeling between the MC’s legs.

The 3D models are kinda funny. Not bad, just that slightly plastic, old Illusion-game aura, like an upgraded era of Schoolmate and Artificial Girl had a baby with those western porn VNs. Big tits that look heavy, not just balloons, asses that actually jiggle in the animations, nipples that show through thin tops when the dev is in the mood to tease a bit before going full fuck mode. Sex scenes are animated and some of them drag in a good way, with this slow hip movement that feels like classic old Flash loops but way smoother. Oral scenes are the star for me: you get that wet shine on lips, the tongue poking out, and yeah, the deepthroat choking sounds. They even bothered to give the sex some voice. Not full dialogue, but moans, breath, a few lines that pop at the right moment. It’s not professional hentai studio quality, but it doesn’t need to be. It’s dirty enough when you’ve got the MILF riding him hard, tits bouncing while she keeps muttering she shouldn’t be doing this and still asking to be filled. Pregnancy fetish is baked into the fantasy too. It’s not just a checkbox: girls talk about it, tease it, get weirdly emotional about wanting his kid. Sometimes it’s sweet and romantic, like old romance eroge routes, sometimes it feels like “yeah, breed me and ruin my life.” If you know those classic impregnation doujins where the girl goes from shy to obsessed with the idea of being knocked up, you’ll get that same hit here. Harem stuff grows naturally out of the premise, especially once the voice in his head starts pushing him to stop choosing and just take everything. You can be sweet, you can be trash, the game doesn’t scold you much, it just nudges you toward more sex.

What I kinda like is how it’s built for phone degenerates. Playing it on mobile while lying in bed felt way too convenient. Tap through some story about him rebuilding his life, accidentally flirting his way into someone’s pants, then suddenly you’re watching an animated vaginal scene loop while pretending on Telegram that you’re “busy with work.” I even alt-tabbed on my phone between this and Spotify, looped some old eroge OST tracks on top of the in-game ones just because the nostalgia hit me. The romance angle is weird in a good way. There are moments where it stops being just porn and tries to remember that the MC is actually broken and unhappy, that these women aren’t just on-screen holes but people who get attached, jealous, scared they’re not enough for him. Then, two clicks later, you’re face fucking one girl while another one sleeps in the next room. That emotional whiplash is very 2000s hentai game style, and I kinda miss that. There is one small thing that keeps annoying me: the way one side menu keeps popping up when I swipe wrong and covers part of a sex animation. It’s stupid, tiny problem, but it kept happening right when the blowjob angle got good, and I never remembered to check settings to fix it. Anyway, the subconscious girl is the real MVP. You’re in the middle of a tender scene, she drops in with some sarcastic comment in his head, and suddenly the whole thing feels more human, like he’s both horny and deeply confused. I was gonna say something about how the story structure works across the different women, but I just realized I never even talked about one of the big tags this thing is known for, and now I’m already thinking of that one scene where the MILF leans over the MC on the couch and her tits practically swallow half the screen while she “comforts” him in that not-very-maternal way and… yeah. That one stuck with me.

There is this strange feeling when you open To Lala-RU and it looks like a goofy school comedy, but your brain already knows: someone is going to get fucked in a way that ruins a relationship they didn't even know they cared about. The game throws you into the shoes of a very average guy in a very anime high school, surrounded by girls that clearly do not understand basic physics because their tits and asses are way too much for those tight uniforms. You click thinking it will be light parody, like watching To Love Ru clips on YouTube while scrolling Twitter, and suddenly you are staring at Lala riding some dude in a classroom like she is proving a theorem about gravity with her pussy. It feels familiar and wrong at the same time, like opening WhatsApp “just to check something” and ending up deep in an ex's Instagram stories, knowing you shouldn't be there but staying anyway. The 3D models are almost too clean for how dirty the situations get, which is kind of interesting if you like that clash between plastic anime shine and raw, messy sex. I don't, and then I do, and then I don't again.

What got me was how the game slowly plays with the netorare thing without screaming about it. At first it looks like a goofy school life story, everyone in uniforms, halls, classrooms, Lala being this chaotic alien princess parody who clearly has no idea about consent in a normal sense, just pure horny curiosity. You follow the male protagonist, thinking you are here to get your dick wet with her, and the pacing tricks you. There is this one scene in a quiet corner of the school, late after classes, where she is supposed to be “testing” some sci‑fi gadget. He is there, you are expecting the usual corny hentai setup, but then the scene twists and the device basically ends up being an excuse for her to get mounted by someone else while your guy just stands there, half hard, half useless. Watching her bounce on another cock in that school uniform, tits slipping out, her moaning his name while the protagonist is in the frame but meaningless, hit me harder than I expected. It is not super violent, not screaming, just matter of fact: you were never the center. The game actually tries to be funny during all this, with dumb alien tech jokes that mostly fall flat, and that weirdly makes the sex feel even more cruel. Porn with laugh track. You click through dialog that looks like a bad Discord shitpost, and then the camera drops right between her legs, full vaginal penetration, the kind where you see the lips stretch and your brain goes quiet. It pretends to be a relaxing parody, but the more scenes you unlock the more it feels like watching a philosophy experiment about jealousy, except the experiment keeps cumming on Lala’s face. The choices barely matter, the routes are thinner than they pretend to be, some transitions are clunky as hell and I still kept going, because every time I thought “ok I got it, same thing again” the game punched me with another angle where the protagonist is in the room but not really in the story, like when you are in a group chat and everybody is flirting around you. In the end I closed it and opened Spotify, but my head kept replaying that stupid classroom scene with her in the uniform, knees on the desk, skirt up, his hand on his useless hard-on while she screams for the other guy. Weirdly relaxing. Not relaxing at all. I am still not sure which.

Game feels like somebody mashed up a messy cultivation webnovel, a horny cyberpunk VN and a monster girl harem fever dream, then forgot to hit the “polish” button. Which is exactly why I got hooked. You start as this “genius disciple” guy who is technically still a virgin but throws fire around and bends gravity like it’s nothing. The plot keeps yelling about destiny and cultivation realms and Cursed Gods, but half the time I’m just staring at a pair of huge tits bouncing in a training scene and missing half the exposition. One second your master is threatening to obliterate a planet, the next she is pinning you to a wall with her boots on your throat and a glowing cyber-whip wrapped around your dick, saying it’s “part of the lesson”. Sure, sensei, I totally believe that. Educational.

The multiverse stuff is actually fun when the game stops pretending to be serious and just goes full horny nonsense. You portal from a neon city with hologram billboards and chrome sex toys, straight into some floating wuxia sect where a fox-eared elder talks about immortal cultivation while eye-fucking you across the courtyard. I lost a full session hunting for a secret route with the twin sisters from the battle group. The trigger for their threesome isn’t obvious at all: you gotta pick the “wrong” dialogue choice during a mission, get your ass kicked by a tentacle monster girl, then comfort the shy twin while the loud one calls you useless. Only after that, in your room, they show up together with those stupid matching collars and just climb on top like “battle formation”. It ends with both of them creampied, glowing with spiritual power, arguing about who gets your “seed” next and I’m just sitting there thinking: yeah, this is definitely how cultivation works.

Sex variety is wild in a good “what the hell” way. You got straight-up vaginal scenes with big tit space amazons, slow lesbian training with your hacker girl and some noble sword princess, group sex in a gravity chamber where everybody is slowly spinning around naked, even a furry dog-girl who starts as a boss and ends up kneeling at your feet begging to be your “battle mount”. There is bondage everywhere: chains made of qi, cybernetic restraints, floating cuffs that lock your hands behind your back while a monster girl rides you and drains your life force. Some of the animated loops look a bit stiff, like the dev made them at 3 in the morning half-asleep, but then you get one where the camera just stays too long on the MC’s dick sliding in and out, with cum slowly leaking, and suddenly it hits way harder than anything I saw on Pornhub this month. The small annoyance is that the game sometimes hides lewd routes behind random side missions and never tells you. I spent ages trying to unlock the scene where your master actually lets you fuck her instead of just choking you and leaving you with blue balls, and I still have no idea what exactly triggered it. One run she just tossed me a box of glowing sex toys and said “prove your control” while putting my cock in a weird spiritual cock ring that vibrates with every qi pulse. I failed on purpose. Obviously.

This thing drops you right in the dirty backstreets of a kinda Asgar-looking slum, like someone took Midgar, squished it, and then forgot to clean the corners. You’re not playing some legendary hero on a big mission, you’re poking around alleys, clicking stuff that probably smells like piss and oil, and suddenly you bump into Tiffa in a way that feels too casual for how much skin you end up seeing later. It’s a point & click setup, so you’re not mashing buttons, you’re just slowly peeling the scene open, one click at a time, like undressing the city before you undress anyone else. Half the time you’re just moving the cursor around like, “okay, what did the dev hide here,” and then boom, it’s some horny little event that looks like an AI tried to remember what Final Fantasy 7 porn looked like on old forums.

Tiffa is kinda the star and kinda the victim of the whole vibe. She’s recognizable enough that every FF7 brain cell in your head lights up, but the art’s that AI CG mix where sometimes her face is perfect and sometimes it looks like she’s thinking of a different game entirely. The tits though, holy shit, the generator was really like “yes, this, bigger.” You wander into a narrow alley, some thug-type guy corners her, and your choices are all little nudges on how far she goes, like testing her “moral integrity” while you pretend you’re making deep ethical decisions with one hand. One path she tries to stay classy and you keep her skirt mostly down, another she’s pressed against a wall, tits out, city light catching every sweaty curve. There’s a moment where she has to walk back out to the street with her clothes all messed up and people staring. That public shame hit is kinda brutal and kinda hot, depending how cooked your brain is.

Aerith floats in and out too, not in some big holy savior way, more like the game going “yeah we know why you clicked this.” You get little scenes with her where the romance tone pretends to be soft, then the camera just forgets all modesty and starts worshipping her chest and thighs anyway. There’s one bit where you swap viewpoint, male to female, like you’re in his head, then in her head, and the whole thing gets this weird horny empathy. You’re watching her get exposed in front of strangers, but you’re also the dude half-causing it, and then the AI art is like “what if we add more shine to the nipples,” and subtlety dies on the spot. Some of the fingers look cursed if you stare too long, some backgrounds blur weird, and I swear the lighting on Tiffa’s ass changes mid-scene, but once you’re in that click-next-event rhythm, you just roll with it, like scrolling way too far down a rule34 tag and only realizing later you went past your limit three scenes ago.

Through The Lens starts calm, almost too calm, like some Instagram reel that suddenly goes NSFW when you least expect. You open on Jake, this dude who clearly spends more time in Lightroom than sleeping, scrolling through his phone, lining up gigs, checking messages from models. It feels a bit like when I obsess over which chiptune track to use for a Mega Man AMV, except here every choice might end with someone tied up and dripping on a hotel bed. The game is all about the phone, the little buzz of a new notification, the way a short text from a “professional” model flips into sexting with a single emoji. I liked that a lot: you’re not just clicking through dialogue boxes, you’re peeking into chats, checking photos, swiping like a horny version of Telegram and Instagram mashed together. First time Madison sends a slightly too-personal selfie, not fully nude, just suggestive, I already knew where this was going. And yeah, the camera view, the POV stuff, it really sells that you’re actually behind the lens, lining up the shot while your brain is already 3 steps ahead, thinking how her lips would look wrapped around you instead of a wine glass.

The sex doesn’t hit you fast, and that might piss off some people, but for me it made the payoff stronger. When you finally get that shoot where the ropes come out, it’s not just “suddenly bondage”. You’ve seen hints in the chats, jokes, maybe a subtle line where she says she likes “feeling restricted” and you think it’s metaphorical until she’s on the couch, wrists bound, chest pushing against the knots while you watch from Jake’s eyes and try not to click through too quick. The animated bits are smooth enough, not some janky GIF spam, and when he pushes in and you see her body arch in POV, that slow grinding with the rope digging into her skin, it actually feels like a scene someone planned, not just looping porn. There’s this older woman too, Vanessa, total milf energy, the kind who talks to you like she’s in charge even when she’s the one undressing. I liked her banter in the messages, she teases Jake, makes him jump through little hoops, then lets him fuck her raw and moan into his ear while he fills her up. The creampie shots are not subtle at all, and I respect that. One moment he’s being all professional, checking the framing, the next he’s buried inside, groaning, and you’re watching that sticky mess leaking out while she smirks like she planned it. I have one small gripe: sometimes the mystery vibe they try to build in the background, like “there is more behind these models and their past”, feels half-baked, like a B-side track that never got fully mixed. But then the next message pops on the phone, some new temptation, a hint of romance you don’t entirely trust, and you forget you were supposed to care about anything except who you’re fucking on the next shoot.

Jack is the kind of guy you meet in a shitty bar bathroom, staring at himself in the cracked mirror, clearly running from something and pretending it’s “a fresh start”. The game just drops you into that feeling. New town, empty pockets, past on fire, and the only place that doesn’t kick you out on sight is this cozy little bar with sticky tables, cheap booze, and asses that should not legally fit into those tight skirts. It looks normal at first, like the kind of place your uncle would ruin his marriage in, and then the layers start to peel off. Slowly. Rudely. Sometimes with a blowjob behind the counter while you’re supposed to be cleaning glasses.

The whole thing plays like some weird mix of horny life sim and small-town drama, with you crawling up from loser to… still kind of a loser, just one who happens to have his face between soft milf thighs a lot. You’re working at the bar, doing the usual: serving drinks, pretending to be professional while your eyes are stuck on that one older woman with the perfect mom hips and a chest that looks like it has its own gravity. She leans over to pick something up and everything swings slightly, and you literally forget what menu button you were going to press. There’s a point where she guides your hand onto her ass “just to see if anyone’s looking” and of course no one is, because the universe wants you to suffer in silence. The corruption thing runs through the whole bar, not only in the porn way but also in that “this place is eating your soul but at least you’re getting sucked off in the storage room” kind of way, which honestly is relatable. Sometimes you’re the one corrupting, sometimes you’re the one getting dragged down by a woman with big tits and bad intentions. And yes, the game lets you choose how deep that goes, which is cute, as if I wasn’t already clicking on every filthy option like a raccoon in a dumpster.

What I didn’t expect was how much time I’d spend just wandering between errands, grinding out money in this janky little RPG system, just to afford more chances to get handsy. It’s stupid how proud I felt the first time I managed to flirt just right and ended up with the milf pressing you against the fridge, her ass pushing into your crotch while she pretends she’s “just reaching for something.” She kisses like she’s trying to erase your past, then drops to her knees and suddenly any thoughts about emotional growth vanish the second your cock hits the back of her throat. The camera does this slow, almost loving focus on her lips and the shine of spit, and it actually made me put my phone closer to my face like an idiot. There’s groping everywhere, too. Passing touches that turn into full-on grabbing, like when one of the women pretends to adjust your shirt and ends up palming your bulge and smirking, or when you “help” her squeeze past a tight hallway and your hands conveniently land on that massive ass, feeling the weight of it move under her dress when she walks. The scenes never rush. They let you watch her tits bounce every time she rides you on that shitty bar couch that squeaks like crazy, while she whispers filthy little things right when you’re trying to decide if you should actually be a decent human or just sink deeper into this mess. You absolutely will not reload the save. Or maybe you will. I definitely didn’t. Probably.

Anna’s life in this game looks like something from r/antiwork if it was way hornier. She’s stuck in this grey, boring office, grinding through a job she clearly hates, with a boss who can’t keep his eyes off her tits for more than two seconds. It feels gross in a very real way, like that one manager everyone has on Slack who puts too many smileys. You feel her frustration pile up, day by day, while she comes home to Lucy, her cute, soft, actually caring girlfriend… and still you feel that itch in her head that something is off. That contrast is the hook. You’ve got this sweet lesbian couple vibe, lazy evenings, cuddles, some honest loving sex in POV where you can almost smell the cheap bedsheets, and then Lucy drops those cosplay photos on Anna like a nuke. Full costume, makeup, sexy poses, tongue out, ahegao eyes that look too practiced to be “just for fun”. And then there’s this guy. Sig123. The photographer. The collaborator. Suddenly he’s in every shot, or worse, just off-camera, and your brain fills in the blanks in the filthiest way possible.

What I really liked is how it doesn’t jump straight into “everyone is fucking everyone” in the first 5 minutes. It plays with that slow, annoying burn. You’re scrolling through Lucy’s photos on her phone, zooming in on the way she’s arching her back, the way her thigh presses against someone you can’t fully see, and you start to notice details Anna shouldn’t be noticing about her own girlfriend’s partner in crime. His hands. His angle. The way Lucy’s smile is different when she’s with him. You get those scenes where Anna masturbates while “just checking” the gallery again, telling herself it’s about Lucy, but her focus keeps drifting to the guy in the background, the shape of his shadow, the suggestion of something harder. That’s where the cheating stuff starts to twist in your brain. It’s not just “is Lucy cheating on me?” but also “do I want her to?” and maybe “do I want him too?”. It’s messy, horny jealousy. One moment you’re angry for Anna, the next you’re basically begging the game for the group sex route to hurry up.

The corruption happens in these tiny steps. Coffee with Lucy and Sig turns into “let’s do a cosplay together” way too quick, but somehow it still feels natural, like when a Discord server suddenly turns NSFW and nobody even remembers how it started. You get scenes in cramped dressing rooms where Lucy is helping Anna into a costume, hands brushing over her ass for “adjustments”, and then Sig is there with the camera, telling them to get closer, closer, “pretend you’re lovers”. Joke’s on him, they already are. So the posing starts tame, then the tongue comes out, that fake ahegao for the lens that stops looking fake when Lucy starts grinding for real. And the camera angle slips to POV, you feel like you are the one behind the lens, watching the two girls build up heat until it’s way past anything professional. Sometimes it feels kinda cheap and rushed, like a Pornhub compilation, and there were a couple of scenes where I wanted more build-up and less “ok, now she just sucks him off, sure”, but then the game hits you with a moment where Anna is watching Lucy ride Sig, tears in her eyes, hand in her panties, hating herself and loving every second, and suddenly the rough edges don’t matter. There’s this one bit where they all end up in costume, half-undressed, Lucy between Anna’s legs, Sig behind Lucy, and for a second you don’t even know who is cheating on who anymore. That confusion is the whole charm. It’s not just porn, it’s that guilty little voice that says “what if my girlfriend looked that good fucking someone else” and then refuses to shut up.